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VikasRaina wrote:
Hu ij thij RAA agint pehind the purdah lurking in shaadoos? Ij that ju Rah-ul-Yemm ?
Hu eej thees...My ISI ins-phyrred gaass is..
1. Raja-ul-Bose ( The CIA cum RAA againt)
2. Mahdi ( Who doej he pelay phaar)
3. Lal-mullah ( The cheap aafsaar aaf LMU)
4. Maulana Prem-al-Gazali (Ij he reading bun aaf hij shayari to Carry)
5. Negi-al-Pahadi (The injun cheeni againt who doej naat know that istill)
Pleej to burrn jourself and uthao Purdah phraam the raaz.....Second gaas after constipitation j that thij ij Mullah-Sri due to istrict observance of Purdah. Jazaakalla to ju !!! I disappoint ju the Al-keeda 3.5 phaar life.
Aaaayioooo!!! my cover is blown. Poor SDRE RAA agint is recugnished behind Parda also...
Gazi LM wrote:diyar boseullah, bhen did karnail ishab gul get promotion to jarnail?
it seems that the LMU afsar shadowing cell is naat doing its jaab praparlee
dil kya kare jab kissi ko Tagmay say pyar ho jai
Jaisay parbat par gatha jukthi hai
jaisay sagar ki leharay oothti hai
waise Tagmay ki ginti badhati hai
kissi kay rokay rook nahi sakti
yey Tagmay ki ginti
Lalmohan wrote:diyar boseullah, bhen did karnail ishab gul get promotion to jarnail?
it seems that the LMU afsar shadowing cell is naat doing its jaab praparlee
Yes janab. Karnail Gul waj recognized phor his extraordinary contripution in freeing blocked passages of panic stricken taliban, while under phyrr during a scientific expedition in Tora Bora Kave Kamplex in 2001.
actually the prablem was that the afsar shadowing cell took its work to closely and did lipat with afsar, which being true pakistani mards was a tight and close affair, so naturally, close relations developed between afsar and mujahid involving narrow and tight dark places. no wanda that mujahids sometimes lost track of their quarry. see sometimes mujahids don't understand their aarders very bhell, kase in point being when hakimullah was asked to shoot eye ess eye kammandu karnail in the face, and the damn phool pulled out his AK inshtead oph what he had been shown in late night debriefing under video with lovely soundtrack... what a shame!
Bhy blame boor bious Hakimullah, hain?Aphter aal he ij hard of hearing aphter Sheikh Osama once by mistake made navigational error during vigorous de-briefing session on him.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/ ... S520110520
phrom the above: "Pakistan's Prime Minister Yusuf Raza Gilani (L) speaks to China's Premier Wen Jiabao after a singing ceremony at the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, May 18, 2011."
Raja Bose wrote:^^Naat mijjile janab, it ij dual-use advanced takniki phor finding Kave in the forest also.
you phools! the wu tang kung fu masters do not need canes to find the deepest darkest caves! they can feel their way in the dark undergrowth with special meditation taknikis. the cane is to provide support for jarnail (mera) ashphuk kiya-nahin(?) to walk after rigours of long debriefing session with imperial masters. somedins jarnail MAKN? gives the cane to jarnail Pasha (the Pusher) when Senator Kerrigula calls from the centre of the western empire. somedins groper gets it. all depends...
Kanimozhi - daughter of Bakistaan and Kalaingnar-e-Bakistaan's half sister once removed - has been gitmo'ed by ebil yondoo banias.
I pheel like bearing bomb vest and doing soosai in Yindoo courts. Bliss to join me in restoring echandee and protecting sovirginity of our (in)grate nashun.
negi wrote:Yeah I hab dekho bebul go into Amritraj's den on legs and come out in wheel chair.
wah wah! Bhat shaandaar takniki - joo go in as bi-pedal and come fitted out as a push-pedal!
Urgent pooch - does pojition of cane change pojition before and aphter such a procedure? Also, ij lota-e-beggari included as a standard accessory option in push-pedal version?
Kanimozhi - daughter of Bakistaan and Kalaingnar-e-Bakistaan's half sister once removed - has been gitmo'ed by ebil yondoo banias.
I pheel like bearing bomb vest and doing soosai in Yindoo courts. Bliss to join me in restoring echandee and protecting sovirginity of our (in)grate nashun.
Jeehaard! Jeehaard! Jeehaard!
Mar-Ut-Bin-jihardi is dizkuzing qufr tobiks in benis... may allah bunish him by making him 71st birgin of nee-RAW-naa-dia
i yam hearing that senator kerrigula is very haram
he is knowing all the evil taknikis under the sun, more than proconsul amritrage
they say it comes from his roman incestory
wanda if caesar obamus africanus knows about this?
"Truth, they say, often comes from the mouth of babes. A novel slogan was spotted on the back of a Lahore rickshaw: “Horn na bajana. Fauj so rahi hai.”
Prem wrote:A simble pooch!!
Bhen Amir-"O"- Bomin yand Amir-O-Chowmin shpend taim alone en Band Kamra , bhat gaim do dhey blay to squeeze eeech "udder" ?
AoA
simpool jawab to a simpool pooch
dey peelay phooda phuudi
for raa agints masqurading aj Moojaaheeds, eet eez game played peetween two players
where each players phoonk one sikka towards the opposite hole by uttering either phooda ya phoodi
Salam
Pakistanis, angered and embarrassed by the US raid that killed Osama bin Laden in the garrison city of Abbottabad, have turned to humour with a vengeance to take a dig at the powerful military for its failure to trace the world's most wanted terrorist.
Bin Laden has been dead for over a week but the joke factory thriving on his death shows no signs of dying.
Globally, most jokes have bin Laden as a protagonist reporting from "hell" or busy plotting "Satan's death".
In Pakistan, the jokes are pegged on the army, which many people believe was clueless about the al-Qaeda leader's whereabouts even as he hid in a compound located a stone's throw from the Pakistan Military Academy in Abbottabad.
One SMS doing the rounds over the past few days read: "No honking: the army is asleep".
Another said: "Public Service Message from the Army: Stay alert. Don't rely on us."
The joke most frequently exchanged on SMS and on micro-blogging sites like Twitter was: "Pakistan radar system for sale: $99.99, buy one, get one free (Can't detect US helicopters but can receive Star Plus.)"
There has been a huge debate in Pakistan on whether the air force's radars failed to detect the helicopters that carried US special forces to Abbottabad or were jammed.
Pakistan's civil and military leadership have said they had no prior information of the daring pre-dawn raid.
A few Pakistanis have contributed to "pakistanantijokes" trending on Twitter. One joke went: "Pakistan has 2 teams on #OBL. One convincing world they supported the operation, other convincing al Qaida they didn't".
A Twitter user with the name 'JernailKyaNahin' has kept everyone in fits over the past week with his "Oye Pasha jokes", a reference to ISI chief Lt Gen Ahmed Shuja Pasha, who has faced much flak for the failure to detect bin Laden's presence as well as the US raid.
Others have directed their tweets at Obama: "Dear Obama, pliss take it easy; we don't actually wish to be blamed for keeping our guest in poverty and not providing 4 his upkeep."
Lalbrofessor, another Twitter user known for his humour directed at mullahs and right-wing elements, highlighted the fact that Indian tennis sensation Sania Mirza, married to Pakistani cricketer Shoaib Malik, was no longer Pakistan's only high-profile foreign "bahu".
"Diyar Sania, the honeymoon ij over. We have 3 new daughters-in-law oph Pakistan...and Whoa!! 17 sons and daughters oph Pakistan!!", he tweeted, referring to the capture of bin Laden's three wives and several children after the US raid. Internationally, Osama has been a hot trend all week.
Andy Borowitz tweeted, "Now whenever I can't find my keys, the first place I look is Pakistan."
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Some of the names above , language analysis says that some of these guys are resident BRis
A shuporter of eshteamed daaktir Aa-fee-aa haj bolo:
A supporter of the Aafia Movement said he supported Imran but thought the Abbottabad raid was a hoax. “There is no such thing as Osama bin Laden,” he said confidently.
He ij pooting sawaal on the mardangi of Sheikh??
All the dawaais and beedios of Sheikh ka makaan haj rebealed so much mardangi in him! I am pukka that this rally haj Raa agints; so many kaalaa chehras!
Bhai Wah!! Our indigenius takniki shinetishts habe managed to squeeje F-solah into a kirate. Now bhee can ekshport f-solahs to birather nashuns bithout amriki shuttlelights dekhoing us in chaandless nights.
Bhaat yam i heering dhat shum baad asses haab licked da Poak Neval area saare aam .
HU maanee Khushboos were sekerefized by Moojahidds to bray phor suckcessaphool oberation .
Nau onlee iph IN phinish rest oph P3cz jewsing NSA in da Air .
Guyj phear not I suno Maha Moorkh Alam will phly the F-86 sapre phyterr (which haj remained untouched by the Bangali rosogullas) and shoot down the kaffir AC just like good old dayj, he ij abbarently waiting for right opoprtunity i.e. enemy phlying in berfect straight line. AoA!
