Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 23 May 2011 07:29

Kushpoo is shivering. I wonder why.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 23 May 2011 08:49

Breaking Neuj: Situation Under Control

After the surprise attack on the Pakistani Naval Base Mehran by unknown non-state actors and miscreants, the brave SSGN commandos briefly lost control of their functions. "The naval commandos and the naval marines are tightening their grips on their sphincters," Pakistani navy spokesman Irfan Ul Haq told CNN around 5:30 a.m. Monday. "The situation is now under control."

niran · Post by **niran** » 23 May 2011 09:42

Bojitibly Bojitibe NOOOJE!
NSN(Karachi Desk) See Eye Yea yand Raa agints along with Yehoodi aide hape tried istealing Ijlamik Nuklear Bum phrom
Hawai Patti in Karachi sehar, aphter vigorous and prompt jawabi hamala dese ebils villainous attack hape been repelled,
da situashun eez tensely tight but under kontrol, although few loud farts are heard from taime to taime when dhis Neuj
is bosted.
NSN pravely reporting live phrom Karachi

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 23 May 2011 10:20

I urgently pooch bhat izz up bith the poo-lice afsar yand the s(h)itting apdul?

Bhy for the rassi, Hain jee??

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 23 May 2011 10:33

Can ju naat see. He ij kollecting dhaga to stich back Paakistani lost so-verginity....Ju who hab naat laast it bill neber understand..

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 23 May 2011 10:41

Sirjee, rassi ij world's longest toilet baber.

Bery soon potty Aptul will jump up on rassi, and bolice will pull rassi forward and packward. AOA!

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 23 May 2011 11:50

Bhy non-state actors are doing tamasha in naval base? Becoj state actors are bijee learning nach-gana:

(Khuspoo on right is Raa agint. He ij pehno dhaga on wrist)

asgkhan · Post by **asgkhan** » 23 May 2011 12:15

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 May 2011 14:03

AOA
Bhyphor no naam given to photuu?

And bhyphor mohterms are dijblaying nekkid wrists and phace hain?

Hajaar Laanat on the abduls in the packground. Theej hijras are looking at the jwellery and naat ijjuing kanadian vijjas.

asgkhan · Post by **asgkhan** » 23 May 2011 14:20

Iph joo were a true mau-meen, joo would hab samajhed the deep significance oph the photo. That ij the whole sale dukaan bhere Ajmal-ul-Chennai-Swamy bought the saffron dhaaga peefore going sightseeing in Mumbai.

Thij ij the ek-stop-dukaan-e-khaas phor pying phashionable saffron dhaagas in Bakistan.

Joo are good in studying the anal-y-tick-all google images, put only the true mujahids see the truth peehind all bushes (shaved or naat) and photos.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 23 May 2011 16:35

The first and second ayesha phrom right pe prought to kave kaamblex no.69 bhor the issuance of kanadian vija .

my khuspoo klaims to hap a telebhony talk to osama in hell ... osama ain't habby over this small pataka khel in karachi ... he wants pasha and kiyanahi to pe peheaded on film and sent a coby via jinn-mail ... khusboo pusy baging TTP

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 23 May 2011 16:49

asgkhan wrote:

Phools. Do joo naat dekho joolree for three types of ujers? One, for ladeej (see khoobsoorat motormas). Two, for mards (see TFTA pakjabi). Three, for undeshided (see for jourself).

AnantD · Post by **AnantD** » 23 May 2011 17:40

Breaking Neuj:

Bhainsas from muddy nullas surrounding Beheriyas Nabhal Base attack at midnight bith rpg Phyrr and destroy twoo Kufr pleinz!

AoA

Sri · Post by **Sri** » 23 May 2011 17:48

Diyaar Mualans,

Salaam!!! I hab a li; poochh as a nanha mujahid. It sheems that 11 PN mujahids were killed bhy 11 TTP mujahids in karachi? My poochh ijh, whether both the mujahid groups qualify for the pramijhed 72? If jyor jawab is 'Haan' then who picks first?

Phleejh to cleariphy this poochh immediately Janaabh.

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 23 May 2011 17:58

Sri wrote:Diyaar Mualans,

Salaam!!! I hab a li; poochh as a nanha mujahid. It sheems that 11 PN mujahids were killed bhy 11 TTP mujahids in karachi? My poochh ijh, whether both the mujahid groups qualify for the pramijhed 72? If jyor jawab is 'Haan' then who picks first?

Phleejh to cleariphy this poochh immediately Janaabh.

If there eqbal nambar of mujs on both sides, they get each other. Salam.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 23 May 2011 18:02

first law of djinn thermodynamics: houris in jannat can neither be created nor destroyed but must be conserved. Therefore srimanullah is absolutely correct, the +ve houris cancel out the -ve houris and therefore the abduls doing the necessary suddenly find themselves in close contact with each other and, as you know, opposite charges attract very strongly. the bang resulting from this union can sometimes be deafening and emanates a great deal of heat (black body radiation)
- lalpraf

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 23 May 2011 18:08

eye booch , who waj the state actor and who waj the naan-state actor in the terror 20-20 match at mehran pase ?

Sri · Post by **Sri** » 23 May 2011 18:22

Diyaar Srimanullah and Lalpraf Janaab,

dooring training and recrootmant, no mulana talks of this pojhibility. bhy so?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 May 2011 18:53

Lahore-via-kuwait!
Did joo aal naat see the nangi bhoto oph 4-4 wimmens on the tail oph bak behriya blane hain ji?

No wonder that blane waaj gifted to bak peheriya py koophar mulq.

Thoje bilanes were so waqjib-ul-cattle, every time they flying in the air, moojaahids all along the flight path having mijjile paalish and premature phyrr all the time.
It was getting riduculoujly uncontrollable.

So phinally some prave moojaahids went in and redecorated the tail piss oph thoje bilanes.

niran · Post by **niran** » 23 May 2011 19:02

NSN (Karachi Desk) Update: in a bojitibly shocking display oph Baki courage under phyaire
Baki TFTA ass ass jee komandoos hape repelled YYY kanspiracy to rob Baki Nooklear Bum and
violate Baki Soverginity at Bakistan Pandubi khana, originally 30000 agints yand miscreants yand
non istate aktors attacked but in a show oph true baki modesty and brilliant LMU maths onlee 11
attackers are klaimed, meanwhile 11 TFTA attained jhanumat repelling them.
washing and mopping oph da scene is underway, by tomorrowsin all will be well.

NSN(we are everywhere)

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 23 May 2011 19:20

Sri wrote:Diyaar Srimanullah and Lalpraf Janaab,

dooring training and recrootmant, no mulana talks of this pojhibility. bhy so?

eye theenk ju are mishtakin. during training ju are shown videos oph klaffir atrocities and houris in action (like great hoard of houri movies found in grand ol' sheikh's khullam khulla gufa) and trained to build reflex reactions accordingly. during r'n'r time, older ishtoodants practise penetration and evjacuation with you repeatedly, whilst aljo someraat's showing houri action video. bhy phor ju make kumplaint?

take 100 lashes and forfeit 1 weeks khushboo time

Sam · Post by **Sam** » 23 May 2011 19:44

Is this ISI injection with ball point to shut up the guy?

Muhammad Wasim, left, the eldest brother of Muhammad Fahim, one of the victims shot dead by U.S. national Raymond Davis, leaves a court hearing on the diplomatic immunity case of Davis, in Lahore on March 14. Raymond Davis was arrested in Lahore in late January after he allegedly shot and killed two motorcyclists in what he claimed was an act of self-defense. The U.S. government claims that Davis, a former special forces soldier, was an employee of its embassy and should have diplomatic immunity. Davis was released on March 16 after 'blood money' was paid to the victims families. (Rahat Dar / EPA)

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 23 May 2011 20:08

no ju phool, he is asking for his phone number for clandestine lawyer-client de-briefing sessions

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 23 May 2011 20:24

Khushpoo ij scared oph all the bumbaari

Rana · Post by **Rana** » 23 May 2011 21:32

Scotland Yard has tabbed the codename 'Chalaque' to refer to the U.S. bresident for security reasons during his ubcoming state visit to the United Kingdom May 24-26.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1NC6CpP30

I thot onlee bhee could come up with such abt names. Cobyright biolation alert.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 23 May 2011 21:35

Airavat wrote:

Thij ij the next epishode of "Pakij can Dance". Two Mards are showing a new move "Me, My Trusty Bandook and Joo".

sum · Post by **sum** » 23 May 2011 21:37

Malik said the terrorists were wearing “western clothes, had small beards and three of them had sharp features”.

He said two of the attackers look to be around 22 years of age and one of the suicide bombers was around 25 years of age. He said they were dressed in black clothes “like they do in movies”.

‘They were dressed like Star Wars characters,’ said Malik.

After YYY kanspiracy, we now have Star war kanspiracy against Bakistan?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 May 2011 21:55

O' Mera abbu Chin Chin Hu!!
Chin Chi Hu, abbu Chin Chin Hu
Amriki Vassleen orr Chinesse Hu
Gubo Mister, thats how you doo!!
Paapa, o cheena Paapa, Cheena Paapa.

( Pun on paapa="paaPa"=ghusao ghusao)

amdavadi · Post by **amdavadi** » 23 May 2011 22:03

YYY kanspriracy, gorge lukkas killing pakis

VikramS · Post by **VikramS** » 23 May 2011 22:04

From the Think Tank

Message To Neo-cons And Evengelics, you are supporting the wrong country.

What we know that these lot are supportive of isreal because they think that exsistance of isreal is the gurrantte of Hazart Eesa (Jesus) PBUH arrival and all this fitna in Muslim lands is done to hasten that arrival.

Any educated christain, Jew or whoever can have their opinon about muslims in general but they cannot argue the Prophethood of our beloved Mohammad (SAW), and they know it even if they dont want to admit it.

These idiots, neo-cons and evengelical have been supporting the wrong country all along. WHY? because it is not isreal who will trigger the arrival of Jesus (PBUH).

The prophecy of "Gazwa-e-Hind" clearly mentioned that after hindh (india) is conqured and its leaders are brought in chains, that army of Muslims upon its return will find Jesus (PBUH) in Syria.

The country, Pakistan, which will actually trigger the arrival of Jesus (PBUH) when it is done with hindh (india), is facing the conspiracies and evil of these so called christians. Fools they are.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 24 May 2011 01:18

Diyar IED-atar

I yam covering the grait ghazi and Rah-ullu Butt's langoti yaar Dawood Headley's trial yand I see this disinphormation being spread on teetar

Headley's LeT handlers told him to "prostrate lightly" during prayers lest he get a mihrab (forehead scar) and blow his cover. #Ranatrial
8 minutes ago

Bhwat is this right wing jewish hindutwawaadi conspiracy called mihrab? All Bakistanis who prostrate themselves get their covers blown and get pichrab( butt scar)

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 24 May 2011 06:28

Speaking of Butts, Eemraan held raylee in Karachi:

There ij mishtake in aakhree lakeer. It shud be: OBAMA GRUNTED (while doing gubo) and that ij bhy Bakistan's butt ij burning.

Eemraan ki raylee waj also manajed by GUBO expert:

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 24 May 2011 07:01

Empire Strikes Back

Manish Jain · Post by **Manish Jain** » 24 May 2011 13:48

Rehman Malik just released the images of Mehram base attack suspects -

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 24 May 2011 13:57

^^ By the above mohtorma hiding face yet showj naked arm bith a red yindoo band..Ij that invite aar naat welcum sine ?
Pleej to explane.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 24 May 2011 16:52

eye boochh which ghairatmand nookliar nation ij rabed regularly , its virginity looted regularly put it never uses its nooks ?
eye booch to jirga bhat ij the boint obh such nooks which can't stop rabe and loss obh virginity ?
third booch ij virginity ij lost only once put this nation seems to gain pack virginity abhter every rabe , how does that habben ?

enlightened mullahs , throw some light aan thij sawaals...

niran · Post by **niran** » 24 May 2011 18:16

Diyar Aditar Janab,
eye pring bojitibe tidings

SL after overawed py Baki kirkit team forfiets da series without a fight.

AoA yand Salam

Raghavendra · Post by **Raghavendra** » 24 May 2011 19:12

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 24 May 2011 19:13

why man behind him is about to do karate chop?

Raghavendra · Post by **Raghavendra** » 24 May 2011 19:30

Lalmohan wrote:why man behind him is about to do karate chop?

Kufar look carefully, he is a hindu zionist taliban preparing to eat chalia gifted by india