Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 26 May 2011 19:30

Another verjon oph the incident at PeeNus Mehran that I hap heard.

Some bak peheriya kammandus went phor a midnight swim with the puffalos in the nala pehind the base. (Bhaat to do there are no goats availabull in kachra city area). Py the peard oph the kamil aphter 2-3 rounds oph zam zam cola even a plack puffalo lookj like fair ayesha goat.

So our biradherj are coming pack to the pase from secret secret meeting with puffaloz in the nala in the middle oph the night. They re-entry into the pase via secret secret path that everyone ujes, and lo and pehold bhaat do they see?

Utter plasphemy.

4-4 nangi SDRE wimmens without their purkaj and that too displaying EVERYTHING. And on taap oph that they had climed onto the tail oph koophar amreekan Pee-Shee teen taiyyara.

Py the peard oph the kamil, they thought that some SDRE wimmens had come there with the koophr pilane phrom amreeka and were moonpathing on taap oph the pilane.

Then what elje could a bure birather do hain ji?
They quickly whipped out their RPGs phrom their shalwars and phyrred at the wimmens and plasted them to jhannum.

So the holy land oph paakhistan waaj saved that night from the shrik.

salam.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 26 May 2011 20:09

Sri wrote:
asgkhan wrote:[img]Deeyaar Mulana,

This is fakr e pakistan marine forces. Pleejh to notijh the the swimming takniki....

Poaks phor sure, dhey albays on all Four signephying GUBO. Dher iz an ol shaying among Poakz, Ghairat en Gubo phor et kauze no Garb.

NAA garb ki Chinta, Na Sau-Virginity Lootan ki'
Jai bolo, Jai bolo Puckerstan ki, jai bolo.
MO Bean Khasim taime se yeh GUBO karte aye
YYY ne jub kiya try, tho nikle haye haye.
Jai bolo

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 26 May 2011 20:21

Gagan wrote:......................
They quickly whipped out their RPGs phrom their shalwars and phyrred at the wimmens and plasted them to jhannum.
..............

Bhat ij this hain ji? Do Mauleners habe no sharam sharam anymore? Bhat will happen to Kushpoo?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 27 May 2011 00:19

Deeyar IED-atar

How is come SDRE bania is uthao-phainking TFTA Ghazi mard?

Isn't this Joosih conspiracy?

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 27 May 2011 00:25

Pliss to see the perfect 10 GUBO position maintained by gazi. SDREs have no clue. muahaha..

Tamang · Post by **Tamang** » 27 May 2011 00:52

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 27 May 2011 01:06

Finally Bakistan to have its own Ishaq Newtons

LONDON: A Pakistani import-export company specializing in fruits such as grapes, mangoes, apples and mandarins has entered into an agreement to sell world class Royal Gala apples produced in New Zealand in Pakistan. This development was welcomed by MENSA
(Majlis-e-Nitwits and Stupid Abduls). MENSA was recently deeply embroiled in controversy when their spokesperson claimed that it was Kamran Akmal who discovered gravity and not Isaac Newton as the white kufr claim.

Every year scores of super intelligent Bakistani students lose their lives by trying to study gravity using falling hand grenades. Efforts to use mangoes to rediscover gravity in a proper sharia compliant manner have also met with disastrous results.

Pakistan and its Hindu neighbour India are both nuclear nuclear armed and have fought four wars over the disputed region of Kashmir.

niran · Post by **niran** » 27 May 2011 07:03

Tamang wrote:kaun banega mera pati

laholevilakuwat!!!

Pati

eej evilier than evil kaffir SDRE Yindi word, eet should be

Khasam

eye demand karective measures or else there shall be infilterashun through
pakhana yand needphull will be done.

Salam.

hulaku · Post by **hulaku** » 27 May 2011 09:43

Mahendra wrote:Finally Bakistan to have its own Ishaq Newtons

LONDON: A Pakistani import-export company specializing in fruits such as grapes, mangoes, apples and mandarins has entered into an agreement to sell world class Royal Gala apples produced in New Zealand in Pakistan. This development was welcomed by MENSA
(Majlis-e-Nitwits and Stupid Abduls). MENSA was recently deeply embroiled in controversy when their spokesperson claimed that it was Kamran Akmal who discovered gravity and not Isaac Newton as the white kufr claim.

Every year scores of super intelligent Bakistani students lose their lives by trying to study gravity using falling hand grenades. Efforts to use mangoes to rediscover gravity in a proper sharia compliant manner have also met with disastrous results.

Pakistan and its Hindu neighbour India are both nuclear nuclear armed and have fought four wars over the disputed region of Kashmir.

Konshipracy onlee.

Kalling attention all see nears, jew nears, apduls bliss see Kuffar Yehudi marking on Abble Cartoon in the bhoto.

Jarnial Zia was shaheed with mango cartoons is this for all Bakis I pooch ?

asgkhan · Post by **asgkhan** » 27 May 2011 09:47

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 27 May 2011 14:27

The bhite pouder iz waater miscible to maake loobricant for light gubo.

The blaak pouder iz alzo waater miscible bhat to make loobricant for the heaby, purrsisstant gubo.

Bothe halp tu keip de tampreyturez doun. Blaack moar dan the bhite. Alzo assyst in making it passibel, while maykeeng gubo, phor DSP.

Aarey yu phools

DSP= ees Deep Straike Peenetrashun like Yindoo's Jaguars.

Pouder iz proviydead phree by de guboers.

Korract hain ji?

Ishaq Nueton de secand!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 27 May 2011 14:32

no ju phool! that is the LMU senior fakoolty herb cupboard inventory din tasveer

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 27 May 2011 15:37

Mahendra wrote:http://www.dawn.com/wp-content/uploads/ ... di-300.jpg

Deeyar IED-atar

How is come SDRE bania is uthao-phainking TFTA Ghazi mard?

Isn't this Joosih conspiracy?

Mullah Mahdi-e-darra , bhat joo are missing ij the baki mard ij ujing his pindi-chana gas on the qafir yindu bania ... ibh evil yindu wins, hij victorious sbirits will pe dambened py pindi chana toxic exhaust..

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 27 May 2011 15:52

^^^ pharst i saw djinns in green robes on camels leading our ghazis to victory over the hunood
now i see green-chaddi ghazi being stampeded by hunood djinn pehalwan!
quick more herbs!! before the reality sets in...

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 27 May 2011 16:10

Aarey birather Lalmullah,

Thaat pure soaljhur is taking out bhite and blaak pouders for use bhy aur gernails. Maadum Khan is bisiting us. Furst she will do kees kees then she bill gubo our gernails for playzeur.

Herbaal or verbaal, it ees all for playzeur.

Ishaq Neuton de Secand.

niran · Post by **niran** » 27 May 2011 16:55

Diyar Aditar oph NSN
Assslamalaykum
as the janab must be knowning eye yam Saheed-al-mehran
the Great Baki Jarnail assfak(mine) kiyanahi(PBUH) had promised all saheed
72+28 after martydum, but yam ishtill waiting yand eet haj been 72+ hours
eye yam kanphoosed eej eet to wait for 72+28 hours or eez eet 72+28 hoors
moreover there eez another small problem, eet eez but a ismall problem, nevertheless eet eez
a problem, while running through pakistan like foul oderous nullah eye attempted to ward off the odour but inadvertently pressed the dentonator putton while preesim the nose yand since
eet was not taime to blow eye had place the soosai jakit bum on my bum(for kooshun onlee)
so my bum along with frontal assessary vaporized along with the bum, yand am bumless and
you must know what? less.
eye hiyar you are in the know oph everyone, so can jou ask the good Jarnail when will eye get my kota and can he be so kind to send me a manual where eet explain how to konduct
bijness when jou are bumless.
Shukria in advance

Salam.

Sri · Post by **Sri** » 27 May 2011 18:44

Deeyaar Niranuddin,

Jhu phool, jhu basted a sushite jhakhet. Now jhu bhant 72 hoors?

Ajh for your Bum, Sadr e Bakistan hajh had it... now phaleejh to just phorget about it...

Jhu was a bum when alive, and bumless bhen dead, shtay that way...

niran · Post by **niran** » 27 May 2011 18:49

Sri wrote:Deeyaar Niranuddin,

Jhu phool, jhu basted a sushite jhakhet. Now jhu bhant 72 hoors?

Ajh for your Bum, Sadr e Bakistan hajh had it... now phaleejh to just phorget about it...

Jhu was a bum when alive, and bumless bhen dead, shtay that way...

but Diyar yand wise Maulana eye not a phool, but all my wipes like phool, eye like ismel oph
gulab ka phool, so pliss to be explaining why jou kall me phool?

Salam

your's Bumless in jahanum

Sri · Post by **Sri** » 27 May 2011 18:59

Niranuddin,

Jhu phorgot me? I yam not your Mulana I yam jhor eye yess eye handler shtanding behind jhu bhen you bressed the putton.

Eye 2 baiting for my 72 + 128 (since eye yam fram eye yess eye)

Sam · Post by **Sam** » 27 May 2011 20:05

Motrama aka motormouth Clinton shreds Pakistani dignity

[youtube]nYQrsxMye8Q&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 27 May 2011 20:41

diyar sriajuddin
when ju say ju are niruddin's handler... and then mention bum...
what du ju mean egjakulately?
lalpraf

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 27 May 2011 22:04

^^samullah thij ij 2010 bhidio.

Rishi · Post by **Rishi** » 27 May 2011 23:12

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 28 May 2011 01:03

[youtube]-wqRto_bV6o&feature=related[/youtube]

Nanhas @LMU celebrating normalisation of relations between Grait Satan and Bakistan

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 28 May 2011 01:16

Rishi wrote:

+

Eye dekho that zardari ij welcoming motorma with oben arms and oben legs while motorma ij naat interested with her crossed arms and klojed legs.
eye poochh to senior maulanas ," Does motorham turn down zardari's oben invitation because he failed to secure her earlier mohtarma aka benazeer?"
bhat sad din has come in baki history, tftas are not shown grass anymore

Sam · Post by **Sam** » 28 May 2011 01:17

abhijitm wrote:^^samullah thij ij 2010 bhidio.

abhijitullah sometimez bhotching rerun movie like Makenna's Gold is phun.

Sam · Post by **Sam** » 28 May 2011 01:19

Rishi wrote:

Bhy Jinnah photoo? no pikchur of any jurnails now?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 28 May 2011 02:15

Sam wrote:
abhijitm wrote:^^samullah thij ij 2010 bhidio.
abhijitullah sometimez bhotching rerun movie like Makenna's Gold is phun.

Sami, joo mean McKiyani's g@nd

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 28 May 2011 04:41

I see a lot oph phoren analysts talk about "South Asian Terrorist groups" Like Lashkar-e-tayyiba. Why dont they understand the real issue -- that South Asian intelligence agencies and South Asian army ij what is subborting South Asian terrorist groups?

To solve this issue, South Asia should have a new-clear deal, US money should be send to South Asia and South Asia should be given Cashmere. Pakistan will volunteer on behalf oph South Asia phor this.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 28 May 2011 05:52

Chinmayanand wrote: Eye dekho that zardari ij welcoming motorma with oben arms and oben legs while motorma ij naat interested with her crossed arms and klojed legs.
eye poochh to senior maulanas ," Does motorham turn down zardari's oben invitation because he failed to secure her earlier mohtarma aka benazeer?"bhat sad din has come in baki history, tftas are not shown grass anymore

Ju phool!!

Motorhama Klingon turned down Zardari sahab's oben invitation onlee because he phailed to woo that great Chini Uighur poet and anthropologist, motorhama Saira Pei Lin. However, the bhery Phair sekular iskolar motorhama Christine Fair ij willing - but the kweshun ij, will dus-percenti bite?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 28 May 2011 07:54

Any Mullah KNowz Bhich Chhineeze Kompany maik top notch Virginity Restoratiom Machine (VRM) Phor our pee-luved nai-bhor?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 28 May 2011 08:31

Why is that Gora GUBOing Baki ?

wig · Post by **wig** » 28 May 2011 09:23

no kamment-jeleberated yindian hauthor khushwant singh on baki pingreji

Pakistani English

Pakistani cricketers who do not know the English language well, prepare the answers before a match takes place. After a match was over, Tony Greig interviewed Inzamam-ul-Haq.

Tony Greig: “So, Inzy, that is fantastic. Your wife is pregnant for the second time.”

Inzamam: “Masha Allah, all the credit goes to the boys. Everyone worked hard for it, specially Afridi. His performance was really fantastic. Also, a good crowd had gathered to see his work'

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2011/201105 ... /above.htm

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 28 May 2011 17:11

jamwal wrote:http://www.weirdexistence.com/img/weird ... mals26.jpg

This bicture korrectly descripes the yanki-baki relationship. The clever yanks first fattened the baki big with Aid and now hellpent on giving AIDS to the baki. the baki thinks AIDS means more aid aka dollahs and fsolahs and hence all the beaceful cooberation.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 28 May 2011 18:54

Astagfirullah Bliss to exercise caution while bosting bicchars of public ahem ahem activities in Bakistan

Some of us access PeeAref from work and such images can lead to unwanted issues being created

Bliss to understand and not make life difficult onlee

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 28 May 2011 19:28

^^^
Herr mahdi, bliss to naat access BENIS phrom work but only phrom the narrow dark dark places in yuar caves.....

Altair · Post by **Altair** » 28 May 2011 21:41

saadhak · Post by **saadhak** » 28 May 2011 23:24

Mahendra wrote:[youtube]-wqRto_bV6o&feature=related[/youtube]

Nanhas @LMU celebrating normalisation of relations between Grait Satan and Bakistan

Mashallah so manney rakkitmards!!

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 29 May 2011 11:28

Mahendraullah,

Bhot phor you kaaleeng doase peekchurs "ahem ahem"? Thay sow the grate lub beetwean our gloryus stayte und birathers in yanki-dudhle laynd.

Pliss to bawtch from ophiss and kumment alwayz. Udderwize you will get vegan kutlet from Maulviz.

VikramS · Post by **VikramS** » 29 May 2011 13:46

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