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Al-Bakistan phaaeenlly Number Ban and these RAA agents showing their jalan on aabur suck-cess.. hang these quadianis on the street poles.. Rebolutionnn!!
preaking neuj !!! lalmullah exbosed !!!
instead obh showing interest in camel,donkey,horse,goat and dog and nanhas, lalmullah is showing interest in motorham obenly.
Plashbhemy !!! Ij lalmullah a qadiani ???
ekjkooje me!
i said bring her to my kave kamplex, i did naat say what wood happen to her theyar!!
how do you know how many pack animals i habh intheyre hainji?
lalpraf
And phor my discovery bliss to pinch and plesaure the gernails (in the right blaces in a dark corner of juar caves) to make them promote me to a major in ISI.
Jours
Hawaldalr Munir "Munna" Liloudiin
ISI Desk, Pindi.
China is a borcine suberbower as well as a inhuman one. The Middle fiefdom poasts more than 446 million pigs -- one for every three Chinese beebul and more than the next 43 countries compined. So when there's a major disrubtion in the pork supply it hits the economy hard; the "plue-ear pig" disease that forced Chinese farmers to slaughter millions of pigs in 2008, for example, drove the country's inflation rate to its highest level in a decade.
To prevent further disrubtions, the Chinese government estaplished a strategic pork reserve shortly afterward, (they must be talking about stronger ties with Bakistan) keebing icy warehouses around the country stocked with frozen pork that can be released during times of shortage. The government was forced to add to the reserve -- taking pigs off the market -- in the sbring of 2010 when a glut led to prices collapsing. (Same taim when Baki bobulation registered unbrecedented growth)
When it pecomes another Chinese brovince, Bakistan can brovide even more food to our Deepel than cesspool, higher than plackhole fliends.
eye dekho that LMU haj peen infiltrated py communists who donot pelieve in 72virgins . joo all know that bakis love green, so ibh this lalprafessar was a baki , he would have peen named greenprafessar or haraprafessar. peing a commie , he haj named himself lalprafessar. joo all know , commies love red /lal . i ask bhor an immediate enquiry by the jirga into all this and till then lalprafessar should pe but in kavearrest. he should naat pe allowed to move out obh his kave kaamplex till the enquiry ij over.
I've been shouting @ the top of my voice that Laluddin is a RAA agint from Bangalore, Kerala but no body listened because they wanted the chillum and Hashish that Laluddin has stashed in abundance. All the 67000 RAA consulates in Afghanistan are used to supply hashish to Laluddin. I suggest we shoot Laluddin first, clear all evidence and then go on hartal until an enquiry is constituted which includes members of the hit team.
Laholevillkuwat!
wat eez diss eye read hiyar? eet ismell bagawat,
herby eye Maulana oph Maulanas, Gazis, Amirs, Moojaheeds(nanhas yand not so nanhas) issue a Fartgwa numper42009876
All two legged LMU residents will report themselves for Debriefing yand reedukashun at Kave numper 420 before Chand rises todin
sinners shall be debriefed publikally.
mahdiullah and cheenmeinanandullah are hereby condomed to the roof of the nearest talibkhana
the national bird will find you
and ombaba will watch
as the national bird debriefs you in pablick
live
no 72 for ju either
fatwah signed sealed and delivered
so mullahs, since ju are about to go meet the national bird, please send your phoonk sundaris (especially ju cheen mein anand ullah) to my kave kamplex, i can put them to good uje
lalpraf (who turns green during djinn trance dance fests, but ju wouldn't know that ju munnafik raw agint!)
lalpraf , ibh i am raw agint, why will national pird bhisit me ? joo bhorgot the Y^3s work in tandem . now since joo are kaanfident obh me seeing the national pird, this broves that eye am naat raw agint. and naat to bhorget that joo hab bassed on the coordinates obh my kave kaamplex aj joo hab admitted, there ij no doubt that joo are a commie raw agint from bangalore, kerala . i soch how much more ebhidence does the jirga need pefore lalpraf meets the lambost
lalpraf , here are few obh my phoonk sundaris , joo kan only see and jerk without berk , joor cover ij plown and remember , joo are naat going to get any obh these bost lambostification ...
Chinmayanand wrote:lalpraf , here are few obh my phoonk sundaris , joo kan only see and jerk without berk , joor cover ij plown and remember , joo are naat going to get any obh these bost lambostification ...
haraam! haraam!
so many yand so much unkobered ankills yand meat, eet proves joo eez a RAA agint, who else will paarade Ayeshas in publik? hain?
so report to Loya Jirga pronto, yand bring all your Ayeshas yand Khuspoos for reedukashun too.
Chinmayanand wrote:lalpraf , here are few obh my phoonk sundaris , joo kan only see and jerk without berk , joor cover ij plown and remember , joo are naat going to get any obh these bost lambostification ...
RAA Agint alert! Objerve the SDRE motorhama in the middle about to administer a "reberj shocker" to the motorhama next to her.
Wah wah bagaawate (leykeen khush qismat) Chin_my_landulla whot mardaana ayeshas you got, did jou esteal them phrom AQKullas fast inpreeding brogram? peecause a lot of this motorhama look like they habe a third leg like Mahdi Mahaindriuddin pharmaoing that he has.
Alzo like thurkeyish naami Armen_al_ana(l)toli has phound out jour ayeshas look very broficient in adbanced reberse gubo technikey like "one in the goo and dou in the poo" that leaves me with souching how does that work phor jou?
I bonder iph AQKulla can ejad (that means "invent" jou all kaffir YYY lurkers) a double horny, beachy pottom, three legged ayesha with his phast inpreeding pootoniam and youraniam brogram? massalla bakistan can be a suberpooper* of all of araybeeya (which we are, anyways)
*cobywright Bajuddin-al-kalawalla, no photochoring hain!
Lalmohan wrote:mahdiullah and cheenmeinanandullah are hereby condomed to the roof of the nearest talibkhana
the national bird will find you
and ombaba will watch
as the national bird debriefs you in pablick
live
no 72 for ju either
fatwah signed sealed and delivered
Ha ha Prafesar I hab ek iltija; I shalll get to keep all their gotas aftel they are gone; phlom bhat I suno Mahdi can't run due to hij apnormal 3rd leg.
Lalmohan wrote:mahdiullah and cheenmeinanandullah are hereby condomed to the roof of the nearest talibkhana
the national bird will find you
and ombaba will watch
as the national bird debriefs you in pablick
live
no 72 for ju either
fatwah signed sealed and delivered
Ha ha Prafesar I hab ek iltija; I shalll get to keep all their gotas aftel they are gone; phlom bhat I suno Mahdi can't run due to hij apnormal 3rd leg.
he who does work of sea near maulaners gets his 72 phoonks on earth
(what he gets phoonks fram is a different kveshchun, but nebher maind!)
lalprafesar al ambani
