Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 02 Jun 2011 23:35

anupmisra wrote:In another bunderfool khabar, Nashnul Grope Din waj shelebrated aljo. Bhut, there waj not much vigor. As joo can dekho, shitijens had to line up for groping. The wait waj long and shitijens grew reshtless. All in all, this takneek needj more shinetifik inbeshtigashun.

bakistan's three level security.

First Chickpoint: moobs examination by low level paki rent-a-cop.
Second Chickpoint: dhoti test by mid level paki rent-a-cop.
Third Chickpoint: hands free prostate exam by high level kiya-nahi.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 03 Jun 2011 01:11

^^ Do ju see the uniformed Maulener in the packground?

He ij raising hij haath to show how much it ij going to ghuso.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Jun 2011 01:13

eet looks laike 2nd in line is getting ready to bowl a doosra, he too is showing his pindaliyon ka goonda from beneath shalwar

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 03 Jun 2011 01:20

Dekho brobarly That is Inzi saying "thanks to Allah....". The trousers at above waist level is trademark Inzi

aljo what is the rationale behind soldier helmetwaala groping left moob and right testikal? ij it a new medical diagnostic test for rectal hernia?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Jun 2011 01:55

Gagan wrote:
Mahendra wrote:In real life sirji. I am the RAA station chief in Pindi
Brandy when did joo get transferred to Pindi?

After Poak Mullah described the Hoor Pindi , See near Maulanas vented their loongi.
Mango Abdul ko naa aye yeh samajh, falsafa ki yeh baat hai bahut Doongie.
Agar haath me na ho Laddoo , tho kaise khayega tuu Boondie
Gillani ki tarah Mujahid , siraf reh jayega Wazibul Choondie !!

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 03 Jun 2011 12:11

Laub at first nazar

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 03 Jun 2011 13:06

^ Jamwal ji, such NSFW bichars should come with warning lest mujhahids fall for the charms.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 03 Jun 2011 13:51

Is the Cheena fliend in the bicchar a Homo-Sipahian? he seems to be least interested in multi-colour Khusbhoo

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Jun 2011 13:54

all cheeni birathers are descended from homo-erectus
they have a cave kamplex in cheen with suitable bones to verify the claim
paquis started off as homo sapiens but somewhere along the line turned into homo jihadicus due to inbreeding programme leading to genetic mutations

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 03 Jun 2011 14:19

JOO not samajh laluddin

homo- as in homo-georgemichaelus and homo-eltonjohnus or homo-margolus

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Jun 2011 15:18

true mahdiullah bin carnation weari, you samajh the world of homos so much better than me
how is that peach bottomed boy across the river?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 03 Jun 2011 15:29

Joo are very generous in your praise Laluddin but I ain't no expert like you. Since the Cheena boy across the river seems to be naya maal, I presumed that he would have been vetted and stamped by the brofessor before being released for experiments by the research scholars undar your guidance.

Praise be upon you

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Jun 2011 15:32

sea near maulers are master theoreticists, but its the research scholars hu habh the most hands on egjperienj
don't put yourselph down needlessly!

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 03 Jun 2011 18:31

Mahendra wrote:Is the Cheena fliend in the bicchar a Homo-Sipahian? he seems to be least interested in multi-colour Khusbhoo

Notis - in ishtill photu baadi oph homo-sipahian ij phocused but hand ij blurred phrom jurky movementj. Interesht may phaurun be running down hij pants.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Jun 2011 18:59

breaking neuj: waqar yunis denies interfering with afridi!

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 03 Jun 2011 20:32

jamwal wrote:Laub at first nazar

http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20110603/acid_picdump_17.jpg

Maulener, I waj so eggjited by the bicture that my desk rose up in the hawa by three feet.

But who ij the Maulener leering without sharam in the packground? Ij it a tarrel than mountain rapist?

Kushpoo plij to watch your sharam sharam onlee.

negi · Post by **negi** » 03 Jun 2011 20:37

Mahdi joo hab combitishun.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 03 Jun 2011 20:41

Astagfirullah Shivullah

I dekho deeply bicchar again and notis Cheena birather holding something red in his hands. It has been camelflaged cleverly to look like choonch of parrot given the colour of Cheena's trousers. All pol becomes khullam khulla if one looks at the reflection in the river.

hulaku · Post by **hulaku** » 03 Jun 2011 21:09

Me think Cheena birather has pottle of haraam haraam kufr sharaab same like our Jarnails

Jeehad for kushpoo.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 03 Jun 2011 21:10

Maulener Negi-ul- Haq, Kusphoo is singing onlee:

Seeney mein jalan, aankhon mein toofan sa kyon hai,
Is Bakistan mein, harek shaks meri gaan* mein sa kyon hai...

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 03 Jun 2011 21:11

Joo think it is sharaab i think it is asu tanasul( see urdu-english translator for matlab)

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Jun 2011 21:12

oh, i tried to run it on matlab... no wandar it failed!
thees eej why i need juniyar ishtoodants, nat for bhat ju war theeking!

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 03 Jun 2011 21:28

We were thinking ju need Junear Talibs phaar research to find why khusboo has something in her mouth. Bhat where joo thunking ?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Jun 2011 21:30

eye am nat able to dekho tasveer from my firewalled kave kamplex fuhrerbunker
eye shall dekho later (at risk of national bird sighting) and soch if samajh of thinking eej same to shame...
the risks eye take phor the naam of research!

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 03 Jun 2011 21:41

Lalmohan wrote:breaking neuj: waqar yunis denies interfering with afridi!

Is this some Kode massage ? hain ji ? What doej it meaning?

negi · Post by **negi** » 03 Jun 2011 21:43

^ Lookj like a bremature phallout from phyght ober right to tampel the b@ll; whoje p@lls ? NSN ij out to phind that out.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Jun 2011 21:46

VikasRaina wrote:
Lalmohan wrote:breaking neuj: waqar yunis denies interfering with afridi!
Is this some Kode massage ? hain ji ? What doej it meaning?

Et waaz Enterphacing naat Entefarring>

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 03 Jun 2011 22:09

Why is LalBrof not diblaying hij locashun in hij brofile. Ij he hidden Mullah O ? Ij he a Jinn who haj no lotion..
Pleej to brovide juar CT..

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Jun 2011 22:26

En Haannar oph Poak Mooj Kulture and Khsuboo Whoor Halchal ( blleeze to gibe her da key to da Awann E Saddar, dhiz izz kalifa standard maal)

Lo Chehra Surakh Sharab Hua, Moojahid ka Miizzle chalkaya
Yeh Khsuboo dekho Subannhalla, ek hoor kaa Jaiyka abb ayya.

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 03 Jun 2011 22:28

VikasRaina wrote:Why is LalBrof not diblaying hij locashun in hij brofile. Ij he hidden Mullah O ? Ij he a Jinn who haj no lotion..
Pleej to brovide juar CT..

Phool, Lalbrof cannot be shtaying in the same place all the time because RAA agints are everywhere. He gets around.

negi · Post by **negi** » 03 Jun 2011 22:43

Aj per Djinn Phyjiks (kuffr Heijenperg) Lalmullah's pojishun and momentum cannot be phound out with certainity eksaath.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 03 Jun 2011 23:08

^^ Than bhy ij it that Kushpoo feels hij pojishun and momentum at thee same time, hain ji?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 03 Jun 2011 23:11

Khushboo only thinks it is lalprof but it actually could be Dilbullah wearing a lalprof mask/

Anyway there needs to be a shift in direction of asu-tanasul thread, we are concentrating too much on LMU and neglecting bakipashing

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 04 Jun 2011 00:01

http://tribune.com.pk/story/180888/no-n ... perations/

In other words, we exposed our rear to the Wazir tribe and the Haqqani group with assurances of impunity; and we found those assurances to be gilt-edged

gild-edged

and moojahids and maulaners are expected to exbose their rear to wazir tribe too?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 04 Jun 2011 03:10

Mauleners, see this ij from the kuffa dhaga on Bakistan:

shravan wrote:Grenade attack in Karachi injures 11

Up to 11 people were injured in a grenade attack on a hotel on Karachi’s busy Napier road early Saturday morning.

The attack took place at around midnight at Malik hotel, a tea shop located on Thokkar street, when two men riding a 125cc motorbike threw a hand grenade at customers.

Mauleners bhat ij this? Is everyone on this sadak thokking everyone else and running away, hain ji?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 04 Jun 2011 15:49

Baikul wrote:Mauleners, see this ij from the kuffa dhaga on Bakistan:

shravan wrote:Grenade attack in Karachi injures 11

Up to 11 people were injured in a grenade attack on a hotel on Karachi’s busy Napier road early Saturday morning.

The attack took place at around midnight at Malik hotel, a tea shop located on Thokkar street, when two men riding a 125cc motorbike threw a hand grenade at customers.
Mauleners bhat ij this? Is everyone on this sadak thokking everyone else and running away, hain ji?

you missed interejting part. See the attack took place at midnight but TFTA pakis got injured only early in the morning.

niran · Post by **niran** » 04 Jun 2011 15:51

NSN (Nashunal Parinda Droppings Desk) In a Gravely Bojitive Neuj AQ komander Ill Ass Kashmiri has been dispatched to jahanum.
eet has been learned aphter deep research dat Ill Ass mian did not bath for Fridin namaj hence was emiting foul oderous ko-ordinates
and was dispatched in a furious phyaire yand odour, eet eej aljo learned dat Ill Ass Janab will not get his 72+28 peecauje he was dispatched
by the mijjile hanging down phrom nashunal parinda coated with phyaire yand Swine oil, below here eej payroof

pliss to be noticing long erect phyairy mijjile pointing downwards.

Salam.

NSN (everywhere always)

rohitv · Post by **rohitv** » 04 Jun 2011 17:36

--edited--
see below post

rohitv · Post by **rohitv** » 04 Jun 2011 17:38

Apologies if posted earlier. A Pakistani's(probably living abroad) long abusive rant on Sialkot Killing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieWWlAPzekg

PS: Keep your headphones on since you will lose count of abuses in no time

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 04 Jun 2011 17:46

Laluddin bin silenti gives Nikah-sutra no.1 to while going to Dilbulla's nikah.

Link