Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 10 Jun 2011 12:32

^ Vina-al-noobie ij here to learn the way of pious and improve upon hij angrezi which ij sadly suffering phraam too much aaf Kafir influenza.
Vina-al-noobie haj been banished phraam Ekhonomy and nukkad dhaaga like Altaaf hussain. Last he waj seen in Swtijerland trying to take out hij money before pelack money pill passes in Yindia.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Jun 2011 13:25

ej vina-al-nubi(le) the same as veena malik al houri?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 10 Jun 2011 16:06

LalBrof , Did ju naat tasting during admission pracess if Al-houri ij same as al-mobile..I mean what happend to graand traditions aff LMU where we jused to perform admission testing (aaf Lungi fame).

Nou vina-al-nabi can singing this jingle with pride,"Hab ju been to jour Pakistan today, Twice a day everyday"

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Jun 2011 16:17

eye dont know, my eyes habh been krassed sinj eye yam seeing veena al goodi

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 10 Jun 2011 22:57

Yany bodie know iph da Dancing Paadshah izz chaarzed bith singel bulse motor orr dual bulse eengine made en Lawhore-Pindi ?

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 11 Jun 2011 00:46

Bhat is this?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Jun 2011 01:34

Prem wrote:Yany bodie know iph da Dancing Paadshah izz chaarzed bith singel bulse motor orr dual bulse eengine made en Lawhore-Pindi ?

definitely two way action kyun ji?
in phackt, i think the white t-shirt baccha is about to encounter some bazi action

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 11 Jun 2011 10:51

Imbortant Notice

http://afghanistananalysis.wordpress.co ... ooks-like/

All Shias are wajib-ul-qatl (worthy of killing). We will rid Pakistan of [this] unclean people. Pakistan means land of the pure, and the Shias have no right to be here. We have the fatwa and signatures of the revered ulema in which the Shias have been declared kaafir [infidel]

Ambar · Post by **Ambar** » 12 Jun 2011 10:49

Its a bird,its a djinn nooooo its a droneacharya!

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 12 Jun 2011 11:29

Ambar wrote:

Its a bird,its a djinn nooooo its a droneacharya!

Na Bhaiyya. Eet is burd drappings on the udderwise pure green eyeslamick green bathches on deir laft yarms.

eef eet was droneacharya than the Grenails wood be ranning halter skalter.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 12 Jun 2011 11:52

Latest pics of JF-17 Thundar Bandar doing tactical "fly by wire" maneuver in cheena.

http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/gal ... tos/88.jpg

armenon · Post by **armenon** » 12 Jun 2011 16:43

Question for the jirga, may be this has been pooched before.

Why for Kiyanahi saab always carrying this ribbed ~~dild~~ err.. danda ?

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 12 Jun 2011 17:05

armenon wrote:Question for the jirga, may be this has been pooched before.

Why for Kiyanahi saab always carrying this ribbed ~~dild~~ err.. danda ?

armenullah,
joo shd goo to kave komplex for ashking dumb qweshions,

(BTW kiya-nahi is ever randy far gubo shesshuns wenever uncleji asks for it. also ass a jar of vaseline.

)

negi · Post by **negi** » 12 Jun 2011 18:25

How do joo guyj think GUPO habbens bhen Hillary madam bhijits ? Cane-e-rattan ij the key; anybayj aj per NSN sources Kiyani haj a thing phor punishment.

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 12 Jun 2011 22:32

krisna wrote:
armenon wrote:Question for the jirga, may be this has been pooched before.

Why for Kiyanahi saab always carrying this ribbed ~~dild~~ err.. danda ?
armenullah,
joo shd goo to kave komplex for ashking dumb qweshions,
(BTW kiya-nahi is ever randy far gubo shesshuns wenever uncleji asks for it. also ass a jar of vaseline. )

Bliss to not konfuse Armenullah with Armenonullah onlee.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 12 Jun 2011 23:12

negi wrote:How do joo guyj think GUPO habbens bhen Hillary madam bhijits ? Cane-e-rattan ij the key; anybayj aj per NSN sources Kiyani haj a thing phor punishment.

That way he can bissfully undergo GUPO from Amritraj or Amritrani yet can biously claim Kiya Nahin. Cane-e-rattan is 400% Anmol Ratan of Bakistan

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 13 Jun 2011 15:17

Lalmohan wrote:ej vina-al-nubi(le) the same as veena malik al houri?

lalmullah , dis ij vina al pear obh wall eshtreet , bhy phor he ij here in benis

ij he blanning to pring some cdo/cds on LMU...arrah knows pest LMU haj never ever defalted, so he may pe trying to make some money off LMU. Lalpraf , he will take joo to the tobbest tob in tora bora and cell joo shaart ...pe carefool ...forewarned ij forearmed ...

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Jun 2011 19:03

are ju saying i am shaart?
i wood like to see veena-al-maliki in shaarts, but naat vina-al-dalalsaraki
that wud be haram

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 14 Jun 2011 00:59

Bhy are the pajis lynching a naqli fauji? Ij it a practish seshun for mooshruf and k'yani?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 14 Jun 2011 05:40

Maanday izz da wash Musharaf day
Todin Ass Saaf Kiya nahi hold da sway !
Tooasday izz rezerved phor Uncle Sam
Who duz wham bam , thzank u Poakam
Wednezday phor taller yand deep
Whoz kuming going cauze no peep
Thirsday iz da din oph Holy Arap
Who kume bith pocket full of herps
Poaks sincreley asks da kwestion sincelrely Thrice
O holee pattherz, arr jew Shatisfied
Fry-day izz phor honoreeng Jumma
IED Mubarak yand Whoor-e-Chumma ,

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 14 Jun 2011 10:09

AoA

I have found tob secret bichar of Deaf & Dump forum

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 14 Jun 2011 13:54

Prem wrote:Maanday izz da wash Musharaf day
Todin Ass Saaf Kiya nahi hold da sway !
Tooasday izz rezerved phor Uncle Sam
Who duz wham bam , thzank u Poakam
Wednezday phor taller yand deep
Whoz kuming going cauze no peep
Thirsday iz da din oph Holy Arap
Who kume bith pocket full of herps
Poaks sincreley asks da kwestion sincelrely Thrice
O holee pattherz, arr jew Shatisfied
Fry-day izz phor honoreeng Jumma
IED Mubarak yand Whoor-e-Chumma ,

What habbens on Staurdin ?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 14 Jun 2011 14:25

eye soch and soch that why does the arap motorma advocate sex slaves ... py the pook, every one ij entitled to four sex slaves....then there are khusboos and camels and nanhas ... and then there are 72 jannat-e-hoors ....

eye soch how many ij enough ... on sekond thought, eye decided to get new arap phoonk sundaris for overhauling my harem , the sheikh asked for one thousand dollars for subblying 10 arapian phoonk sundaris , eye soch once eye get the consignment , i will give him one thousand zimpapwe dollahs ... anywayj he didnaat mention which country dollah he wants...

pefore the dump araps find it out that dollahs does not automatically mean amriki dollahs , i tell the LMU prafessars and istoodents to get some new arapian phoonk sundaris ...just like osama said, we want change

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 14 Jun 2011 14:43

Woaman paraded naked in Pakistani village

The incident happened after neighbour Mohammad Salman grew suspicious that the woman's sons slept with his wife in Neelor Bala village, 100 kilometres (60 miles) north of Islamabad, said police official Akhtar Nawaz.

Enraged Salman and his brothers went to confront the suspects, who were identified only as Rashid and Kazim, but they had fled, leaving behind their mother, Nawaz said.

"They dragged her out, tore up her clothes and forced her to walk naked on the street," the police official said.

Bhat a glorious inpreeding kalture we hab. AoA, AoA and more AoA...

Salman, who works in the eastern city of Lahore, believed that one of the brothers had got his wife pregnant while he was away from home, Shah said.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 14 Jun 2011 17:47

Narad wrote:Bhat a glorious inpreeding kalture we hab. AoA.

Joo are doing baat of inbreeding kulture. Bhaat kulture vulture? Bhaat ij this happening in jour mulk? Hain? Ij thij inbreeding?

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 14 Jun 2011 18:08

^^
Ijj it onlee me or can some other pious mard able to see her pindalio ka gooda?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Jun 2011 18:17

eet eej onlee ju
rest oph us are spot-blind

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 14 Jun 2011 18:18

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Jun 2011 18:20

pakistani cowboys seeking to lasso and break a big bull...

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 14 Jun 2011 18:20

Lalmohan wrote:eet eej onlee ju
rest oph us are spot-blind

Bhaat Janab, Hab ju naat seen a bhains on motor-e-cycle beephor?

Ju tell me, Isnt a well dressed bhains naat as tembting ajj a khuspoo, Hain Ji?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 14 Jun 2011 22:26

Meri bhains ko danda kyon maara, hain ji?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 14 Jun 2011 22:55

Al kaffir Al Jammudeen
Saturdin mei na hove khaaas Baat
Itz naat da din but bhat happen en da Raat.
Da raat of making Phamily sekret
Bhen beeratherz klimb mizzlvi hight ,
Yand enjoy dheir right oph first night .

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 14 Jun 2011 22:59

anupmisra wrote:
Narad wrote:Bhat a glorious inpreeding kalture we hab. AoA.
Joo are doing baat of inbreeding kulture. Bhaat kulture vulture? Bhaat ij this happening in jour mulk? Hain? Ij thij inbreeding?

Bhai sahib, hu iz da mard, motor shycle or da rider?
OTOH, inbrreeding kucture haaz brough Equality enn Poaker shociety. Man, Animal,Plants and Machines haab equal amount opf brain tu jewuse.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 15 Jun 2011 00:59

Baikul wrote:Meri bhains ko danda kyon maara, hain ji?

are ju suar that eet waj a danda? hain ji?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 15 Jun 2011 01:12

Lalmohan wrote:
Baikul wrote:Meri bhains ko danda kyon maara, hain ji?
are ju suar that eet waj a danda? hain ji?

I am suar, in phact I am a big suar and very much suar that eet waj someone's danda on my bhains.

I waj only bith my kusphoo when it happened.

Theyar ij no izzat among Maulener it seems.

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 15 Jun 2011 01:49

Junior Mullah Bike-ullah bin suar suar,

I waj witnejj to the act of ur bhains receiving danda by a Qadiani who pojej aj a seeniyar LMU phuck-a-lity member, inphact , I aljo saw the shame Qadiani gibing hij danda to Lalbrofessor's youngest biwi and a phoonk-sundari, while Lalbrofessor waj away on hij daily round of the cambuj.

I yum billing to test-e-phi againjt the Qadiani. if joo want me to test-e-phi, bleej to be sending the best of 4 phoonk-sundaris and 8 lactating Khuhpoos from jour harem to my cave complex # 667

MurthyB · Post by **MurthyB** » 15 Jun 2011 02:25

Mashallah! Bakistan achibes gerate success!

Birates oph Carippean boster:

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 15 Jun 2011 02:38

The apove boster ij fraam bakistan. Joo rememper the bakistani birates who loot and set fire to the kafir NATO trucks. AoA!!! Bakistan shud make a movie"Pirates of Pakistan" bhere I will do the role of Jack Sparrow and Vina Malik will pellydance on my poat. I am a herrow naaw.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 15 Jun 2011 09:23

Diyar Lalprafasar

Dekhoing across the wagah dhaga at "Manageing Bakistan's Sucksex" reminds me oph wot phools this sdre's are, hain!

Take their Rajesh-A-khanna onlee, that dhoti wearing kaffir babumusai wants to do sauda of our so-virginityless wemmens like Shereen-e-Jalibi, Fart-e-maa Bhutto, aur Maarlee Menon phor our dekho-no-money??? What a bay-waqoof, does he not knos bakistanis does not need wemmens phor any kind of sucksex? We have badshah noori & his trance djin tecknology of asexual binary fission.

I would kushi-kushi give all my ghair zaruri ayeshas for phree to sdre's, more sar-dard for them and more room phor nanha's, biradhers and kushboos in my kave. who's chanakyan naaw, hain, hain, hain?

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 15 Jun 2011 09:51

rsharma wrote:I aljo saw the shame Qadiani gibing hij danda to Lalbrofessor's youngest biwi and a phoonk-sundari, while Lalbrofessor waj away on hij daily round of the cambuj.

During daily round of cambuj, waj Lalbrof's gumbaj inphlated broperly between hij taang?

LalBrof gaye cambuj mein,
Taangon ke beech gumbuj liye.
Lalchix ne LalBrof ko pukara,
LalBrof ne pindi chana dakara.
Lalchix ban gaye boorqhay ke bandar,
Isab Gul mian ghus gaye LalBrof ke andar.