Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 17 Jun 2011 11:39

anupmisra wrote:
Lalmohan wrote:when afridi was out, i also cried...
...cried out what? bhat words did joo juse?

the tv happened to be on in the other kamra showing match - which kept everyone bijjie
meera and eye cried at the same time due to simultaneous raakit ekjplojan
the naaise drowned out by the wailing from the front room
it waj a bootiful moment
almost poetic
sort of
you know...
(sharam sharam)

partha · Post by **partha** » 17 Jun 2011 13:26

let us teach amreeka a lesson. let us demand US aid to be given only in yuan. sorry uncle sam, no more amreeki dollars.

gakakkad · Post by **gakakkad** » 17 Jun 2011 14:45

this Khuspoo comes with a gun onree. it waj tired of being raped by RAA and Mojjad ajents. and ofcourse drone acharya.

Prasad · Post by **Prasad** » 17 Jun 2011 14:57

AoA!! That is adbhanjed takhneekh to gubo and ak phyrrr against the kafir at the same time!! Gubo from behind, AK Phyrrrr from the front !! AoA that is soo dabbal meaning onlee

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 17 Jun 2011 19:15

Eye waaj iscratching my peard thinking bhaat the phokk waj wrong with thij bhoto.

Naw eye knowj. Is-pelling in wraang.
Shouldn't it pee "Sweeper-Power" hain ji?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 17 Jun 2011 19:52

Sheikh Gagan-al-GoogleEarthi, What ij written in urdu peolow the bush.
Doej it say, "Taqqiya, Gajra Aur Mujra"

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 17 Jun 2011 20:03

narmally under the bush is written "This Way"
over the bush is written "Property of LMU Sea-near phackultee"

gakakkad · Post by **gakakkad** » 17 Jun 2011 20:18

Abdul having mujhra with a bear. than placing an Alive kid in Bears mouth.

gakakkad · Post by **gakakkad** » 17 Jun 2011 20:19

This bear was mojjad and raa double agent. He took training from raabert singh and Mr Brandy in KAABOOL. wajibul cattle .aftr aal bears are evolved farm of suar onree .

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 17 Jun 2011 20:36

Lalmohan wrote:narmally under the bush is written "This Way"
over the bush is written "Property of LMU Sea-near phackultee"

Ij this similar to Haldi markings that waj being discussed in some dark narrow dhaaga somewhere..The sea-near Phuk-ulti already hab marked the bushes when they want to gibbing the demo aaf "One in hand is better than 2 in the bush"

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 17 Jun 2011 20:41

ju phell into my terrap!
everybhun knows that the only bush permitted eej extreme brazillian type
iph ju know of bushier bushes, ju must be a raw agint (or jaarman)
now ju must spend a din and raat in narrow dark kamra in lahore phort with colonel ishab gul
now bhe shall dekh bheyar ju put juar haat!!!

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 17 Jun 2011 20:41

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 17 Jun 2011 20:42

Baki Kandoms. No kament
http://www.youtube.com/user/Luptonga?bl ... i6W3J-40zY

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 17 Jun 2011 22:02

Gagan wrote:Eye waaj iscratching my peard thinking bhaat the phokk waj wrong with thij bhoto.
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 7371_n.jpg

Naw eye knowj. Is-pelling in wraang.
Shouldn't it pee "Sweeper-Power" hain ji?

Butt the phuck !. No KHUSHPOO ?!?!

UBanerjee · Post by **UBanerjee** » 18 Jun 2011 20:47

From ToI comments section:

Pakistani couple walking out of the divorce court. Wife is crying her heart out. Husband:- For Gods sake, stop crying! WE ARE STILL COUSINS!

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 18 Jun 2011 22:42

Mahendra wrote:[jootube]yM5cT91Ng8w&feature=related[/jootube]

Bhy ij host-e-mard saying "Lakhon, Crore-on Bakistaniyon ka Meera ji jaisa surat-e-haal hai"?? Does he mean that Lakhon, Crore-on Bakistani momeen hab gotten chest surgery??!

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 18 Jun 2011 22:45

VikasRaina wrote:Sheikh Gagan-al-GoogleEarthi, What ij written in urdu peolow the bush.
Doej it say, "Taqqiya, Gajra Aur Mujra"

Take 1000 stribes phor wraang trans-e-lation!

It says pelow the bush: "So-virginity seal 400% intact - inspected on May 2, 2011 by phour bious abduls in good istanding bith society"

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 18 Jun 2011 23:39

shiv wrote:Baki Kandoms. No kament
http://www.youtube.com/user/Luptonga?bl ... i6W3J-40zY

AoA! Baki Kondoms provide 400% protection of so-virginity.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 18 Jun 2011 23:44

AoA !!! Broud to be bakistani !!!

Sam · Post by **Sam** » 19 Jun 2011 05:21

Ij this latest ISI Agint?

Sam · Post by **Sam** » 19 Jun 2011 05:32

Pleej to note

Pakistan's First International Social Media Summit in the southern Pakistani city of Karachi, attracting some 200 people.

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 19 Jun 2011 05:45

Afraid-he pulling up his pants after GUBO:

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 19 Jun 2011 06:30

Raja Bose wrote:
shiv wrote:Baki Kandoms. No kament
http://www.youtube.com/user/Luptonga?bl ... i6W3J-40zY
AoA! Baki Kondoms provide 400% protection of so-virginity.

Eet ij kalled AC-DC in ejukated injinyaring sircals. Wear kandom also and have baby also. Front and back. Yes and no. In and out. Like that.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 19 Jun 2011 06:35

Now we know vhy Poakadia izz Kondemned land.

Fools ikkathhe kiye Djinna ne ,
Sarre Khotte yand Khotties
Advertizzement could have made sense
Agar Aqal kissi ek Paki me hottie.

Rishi · Post by **Rishi** » 19 Jun 2011 08:21

http://whatkayaniwhispered.tumblr.com/
Bakistanies doing a reverse BENIS?

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 19 Jun 2011 11:58

LMU Tutoril faar dhij sem-e-ster. Bliss to read and anwer the fallowing sawal,

http://www.noorclinic.com/index.php

Kwshchun nambar 1:- Bhat is parda-e-bakarat?

Kwshchun nambar 2:- Fill in the planks

Merey ek naujawan client ney meri ek workshop "Shadi ki bharpoor khushi---Masail aur hal" mein shirkat kari aur phir iss ki shadi ho gaee. Shaadi kay next day us ka phone aya. Woh bohut hi pareshan tha aur biwi ko divorce deney ka soch raha tha. Pareshan iss liye tha kay iss ney successful mubashrat (Intercourse) kii magar_____________

Kwshchun nambar 3:- Bhat is dipharance petween "Khud lazzati" yand "musht zani"

Jours Eggjamingly,

Qazi Narad

Some phuckalty tips faar aur sea near maulaners ajj well:
http://www.noorclinic.com/Book2/Page304 ... th_261.htm

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 19 Jun 2011 12:04

AoA! BENIS Babur brushes against SDRE motorham (Yindoo name: Godavari) and tries to issue Kanadian Vijja in show of Baki mardangi. Bakistan Numbar One!!!!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 19 Jun 2011 18:50

Noo and Improoved two-handed lungi test on the sadaks of bakistan. Prosheejure now applicable to pantj wearing bakis.

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 19 Jun 2011 21:21

Brakeeng nooj from Radio Jhootistan, the ophisial radio op Bakistan

A Boing 747 krash-ed intoo a cemetree in Cawra-chee.

So phar the Bakistani ophishials have phound 3000 bodeeys.

In udderr nooj:

A Bakistani Airphorce Helciopter krashed today keeling both de pylotz. On retriewing the boice rekarder the a-thor-eetees phound that the Bakistani pylotz were pheeling kold so they sweethched oph the fan.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 20 Jun 2011 15:46

Bhat are these arpi and paki birathers upto, hain ji?

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 20 Jun 2011 19:45

Naradullah,

Dese bakis are deeskovering the pleazures of thee escheemo kees. Birathers in lub.

Raghavendra · Post by **Raghavendra** » 20 Jun 2011 19:57

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 20 Jun 2011 20:00

^^^ part consignment of 72 on their way to meet mujahid

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 20 Jun 2011 20:39

Narad wrote:Bhat are these arpi and paki birathers upto, hain ji?

http://i536.photobucket.com/albums/ff32 ... 008222.gif

Smelling each other's halitosis.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 20 Jun 2011 21:54

do you naat laike the earnest look in aankh oph the shaikh? hainji?

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 21 Jun 2011 03:20

Raghavendra wrote:http://pix.am/L6n6.jpg

Notize how all the young hoor's are dekhoing abay phrom the nanha, the one neareast his mussharaf is eben acutely abare of his boo-e-pad while cobering her noz and moh with her chunri.

Just in case you not know, nanha's now-a-dins are asking for 12.5% advance in hoors before cummiting ied mubarak. So that (or iph) there is no hard pheelings left iph they get 63 rasins in zannat aphter ied celeprasion.

Bliss C: Jou pooch how do I knows. Zimble onlee the nanha in the tashvir is my cousin son i.e. my son phrom my cousin, and he is delivering his 12.5% to be under my dekh-rekh at our incesterial haveli in phata.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 21 Jun 2011 05:13

4 see neer Maulanazz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HY1sg6- ... re=related

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 21 Jun 2011 06:07

prem!! dat iz kool.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 21 Jun 2011 06:21

SBajwa wrote:prem!! dat iz kool.

Listen to his Kurmai

raajneesh · Post by **raajneesh** » 21 Jun 2011 07:53

some gems from bakwasi(baki bhat channels), flom underCover dhoti-wearing agent

[22:30] <+C00000L> pakistanio ka jazba dekhna ho tu ek din usa/canada/america ke visa khol du
[22:30] <+C00000L> 24 hours ke liye

[06:11] <+S^A^L^L^U> Chulbull no matters its ur actual name but i think we shouldnt copy indians

[21:45] <+yasso> indian crowd ful pagal
[21:45] <+yasso> shouting
[21:45] <+yasso> aussie r in press
[21:45] <+yasso> 39.5 overs
[21:45] <+yasso> Chocs more updates?
[21:45] <+yasso> 4!!!
[21:45] <+yasso> yuvi n dhoni r playing
[21:45] <+Chocs> Aussie r in press ka matlab?
[21:45] <+yasso> Chocs!
[21:45] <+Ghazal> yar ya to waqi india jeet raha ha:'(
[21:46] <+yasso> team is in pressure bcz of indian crowd
[21:46] <+Chocs> India ko jeetna chahiay
[21:46] <+Ghazal> q?
[21:46] <+yasso> india na he jeetay
[21:46] <+yasso> Chocs!!!
[21:46] <+Ghazal> han rite yasso
[21:46] <+Ghazal> india shouldn't win yar
[21:46] <+yasso> Ghazal yo yo bolo shabad
[21:46] <+Chocs> atleast aik match to hona chahiay indo pak ka
[21:46] <+yasso> Ghazal yo yo bolo shabash
[21:46] <@neonz-> Its a v much close match
[21:46] <+yasso> 208/5
[21:46] <+Ghazal> nahi
[21:47] <+Ghazal> pak pressure ma ajata ha
[21:47] <+Ghazal> phr ham haar jiangay ALLAH na karay
[21:47] <+yasso> agr dhoni n yuvi gai tw match aus k haath main
[21:47] <+yasso> single
[21:47] <+yasso> 209/5
[21:47] <@neonz-> And if india wins this match pak could win semi
[21:47] <@neonz-> Otherwise pak is out
[21:47] <+yasso> 210/5
[21:47] <@neonz-> India must win
[21:48] <+Chocs> pak has defeated aus once.. Har dafa tukka nai lagta
[21:48] <@neonz-> Chocs: bilkul sahi
[21:48] <+yasso> catch chor dia