Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 25 Jun 2011 19:52

Phorgate the nannha mujahid. Bhat ij this line for and bhat ij chacha pakhanistan asking?

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 25 Jun 2011 22:30

^^^Chacha Bakistan ij asking phor khoon-e-rokda phor losing 300000000 soldiers in war against Bad Talipan.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 25 Jun 2011 22:32

^^^ that eej a scene in darra bhooka adda, a small village to the north of islamabad. in this district there is a shortage of goats, and here a red crescent van has brought one in, much to the delight of the local mards. chacha is asking to be moved to the front of the queue in cognisance of his age

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 26 Jun 2011 00:08

Bhen Dus_pershenti met Add_Me-Jihadi in Tehran, there waj sum tenshun.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 26 Jun 2011 02:49

[quote=anupmisra]Phorgate the nannha mujahid. Bhat ij this line for and bhat ij chacha pakhanistan asking?
[/quote]

Thodi vajeline de de maalik. Is manhoos ke haath bahut khur-dure hain.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 26 Jun 2011 09:45

Spat the raa agint

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 26 Jun 2011 09:49

Spaat the Ahmedi

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 26 Jun 2011 09:58

Caption pleajj

putnanja · Post by **putnanja** » 26 Jun 2011 10:47

Narad wrote:Spaat the Ahmedi

bhat phor is there a pillow in front of the ahmedi's ahem?

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 26 Jun 2011 10:51

That ij to safeguard hij strategic weapon of mass production.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 26 Jun 2011 13:19

So that Kidney, tuttay and leevar can be harvested for taller than Ron Jeremy's elect mijjile fliend Cheena. Mijjile can be harvested for transplantation on smaller than choti ungli nodong of Wen Zia boa-constrictor

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 26 Jun 2011 18:16

Pesh in khidmat mooch-e-mard-e-madarch*d ul momeen

Jazzakulla

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 26 Jun 2011 19:34

Narad wrote:Pesh in khidmat mooch-e-mard-e-madarch*d ul momeen

Jazzakulla

Ij he the laang laast in basant mela birather of Geeroucho Marx?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 26 Jun 2011 20:52

Aha! I now phind Rakesh Roshan's fake mooch and wig.! I thought that magarmach had devoured it in Khoon bhari mango

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 26 Jun 2011 23:50

Paki hooker. probably a high end product of heera mandi of la-whore.

James B · Post by **James B** » 27 Jun 2011 11:38

All Happy Bakistani phamily

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 27 Jun 2011 14:04

History oph Bakistan in a very nutshell

Pakistan's history starts 5000 years ago when Pakistani built up the Indus
valley civilization. The remains of this civilization can be seen at Moenjo
Daro. The Indus river was a little way off - especially its origin - and
Pakistanis made efforts to control the land that the where the Indus came from
by providing moral and diplomatic support to the indigenous people living
near the origins of the Indus river to break free from the dark complexioned
non-martial races to the East of Pakistan.

For the next 4000 years Pakistanis ruled the dark, non martial bhartis until
1000 AD when Ghaznavi entered Pakistan. Ghaznavi was a good and gentle ruler
who reigned over the martial races and allowed everyone to live in peace. For
the next 1000 years Pakistanis ruled India and stopped the people from raping
and killing each other, which is their normal tendency. But as time passed,
Pakistanis started trusting the short dark brahmins and and banias who invited
the British.

Valiant Pakistanis were subjugated by the British, who were taller and fairer,
but who had fallen under the spell of the brahmin-bania nexus of rapists and
killers. Pakistanis broke free from these people in 1947, and sent the British
packing and in shame. The jealous brahmins and banias immediately started
raping and killing Kashmiris who had to be rescued by Pakistanis. But the
dark, short brahmin bania nexus, facing certain defeat signed a temporary
truce with UN mediation, saying that they would vacate Kashmir. But instead
they started raping and killing again. Theye were punished in 1965 but it is
not possible to change the mindset of the brahmin bania nexus in India who are
subjugating everyone and killing everyone as written in their scriptures the
"vadas" - Ring vada, Watery Vada and and Same Vada.

In 1971 the brahmims and banias of bharat instigated the equally dark
complexioned and non martial bengalis to revolt and start killing valiant
martial Pakistani soldiers with their bare hands. The brahmin banias started a
war in whch they were defeated and a local agreement was reached to stop
fighting in east pakistan, which was to be called Bangladesh from then.

In the 1980s, America, quivering with fear at the expansion of the Soviet
Empire asked Pakistan for assistance. Pakistan then defeated the Soviet Empire
and Taliban government was installed. the Taliban were just and good rulers
but they suddenly changed their colors on Oct 12th 2001, when they were
influenced by the racist-rapist brahmins and banias and became bad.

In 1998 the racist-rapist bhartis broke all international norms to explode an
atom bomb assembled by Russians and Israeli zionists. Pakistan which was
living in peace was threatened by this and responded robustly with many
nuclear tests, to stike fear in the heart of the nonmartial bhartis. They
thought that they could shake the faith of the Pakistanis by killing more
Kashmiris and poured in 1 million men to loot and rape Kashmir. With
Pakistan's good wishes 1 million bhartis were held at bay by 600 Kashmiri
mujahiddeen. A magnanimous but misguided Pakistan was begged by US president
Bill Clinton to leave the brahmin-bania troops alive and the mujahideen with
the kindness of Allah in their hearts, withdrew.

In 2001 Israeli zionists crashed aircraft into the WTC towers in New York,
killing thousands of innocent Kafirs. The bhartis tried to blame Pakistan, but
Pakistan remained a steadfast ally of the US. After the Taliban's mind was
corrupted by bhartis the US took over Afghanistan killing thousands of people,
while Pakistanis worked hard to arrest 600 members of Al quaeda.

..more next week. Yet to come - Pakistan's progress from AD 2004 to AD 600

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 27 Jun 2011 14:16

Hakimulla janab, our pious history ij incomplete bithout the mention of our collective abbujan, papa-e-qaum, shaan-e- ijlam, sperm donor-e-bakistan, Hajrat Mofo bin qasim (pbuh)

Jours historically bin correctingly,

Qazi Narad Al-mooney

sum · Post by **sum** » 27 Jun 2011 15:47

Theye were punished in 1965 but it is
not possible to change the mindset of the brahmin bania nexus in India who are
subjugating everyone and killing everyone as written in their scriptures the
"vadas" - Ring vada, Watery Vada and and Same Vada.

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 27 Jun 2011 16:11

shiv wrote:History oph Bakistan in a very nutshell

In 2001 Israeli zionists crashed aircraft into the WTC towers in New York,
killing thousands of innocent Kafirs.

Saala-aam-wale-koom,

Errrrr.. put Mullah Hakim Janap,

Iph they aar Kaafirs, then how can they pe innojent ????
Suarly, thij ij a conjbiracy by evil Yindoo Bania-Brahmin and Zionist Yehudi Nexuj to dilute the burity aaf Kaum and conphuje innojent Mango/Banana/Papaya/Peachy Apduls.

I call upon the seeniyaar Jirga mempers to have a Baithak and ijjue a Fart-wa to correct thij grojj mij-reprejentajion of Phacts in Aafeesial Hijtory aaf Bakistaan..

AoA

Jours Rectiphyingly,
Mullah Rahs-al-gul

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 27 Jun 2011 16:38

how many mango and how many peachy to be at baithak?
the result of fatwah may depend on theej phactor...

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 27 Jun 2011 21:07

What kind of phoolish sawal is this evey LMU mulla and his nanha has verified and re-verified Meera's virginity baar baar...lagatar, thus the case dismiss

Petition in Pakistani court: Is Meera a virgin?

petitions such as one asking whether ex-cricketer Wasim Akram drinks whisky and another questioning if actress Meera is a virgin.

A man named Mohammad Fayyaz filed a petition in a civil court of Lahore claiming that former cricketer Wasim Akram had hurt the sentiments of Muslims by appearing in a liquor advertisement, according to a blogpost on the website of The Express Tribune newspaper.

"Muslims have no problems in endorsing terrorists who kill people everyday but their fragile sentiments would get hurt when they see their Muslim brother have a glass of whisky in a mere advertisement," wrote Tanzeel Ahmed, the author of the post.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 27 Jun 2011 21:29

gelass oph bhiskee leads to friskee
meera debriefed with mush-ee
but daktar bring rassi
now sau-bharginitee kool like lassi
but ass phuq
kiya nahin, kiya nahin

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 27 Jun 2011 23:26

sum wrote:
Theye were punished in 1965 but it is
not possible to change the mindset of the brahmin bania nexus in India who are
subjugating everyone and killing everyone as written in their scriptures the
"vadas" - Ring vada, Watery Vada and and Same Vada.

Dont phrget the soth yidnian "Vada'' bith sambar orr jew get akkused of Naath Yindian Airyan .

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 27 Jun 2011 23:33

Lalmohan wrote:gelass oph bhiskee leads to friskee
meera debriefed with mush-ee
but daktar bring rassi
now sau-bharginitee kool like lassi
but ass phuq
kiya nahin, kiya nahin

Todin while contribuiting my daily dose of pakistaniyat I was deeply souching about meera's virginity issue. In a sudden burst of ass sneezing it hit me like a colon cannonball.

Our baki sovirginity is like a self sealing tyre, no matter how many times you poke the hole it resists the effect of deflation. In this way, the loss of hot air is prevented from the outset such that the tire (hymen == H&D) is either permanently self-repairing or at least loses the hot air very slowly.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 27 Jun 2011 23:54

Mauleners in the phorum that ij 400% better than this one, they are farmaoing:

Pakistan To Attend Iran Moot Despite Saudi Disapproval

Mauleners, are we going to attend to Persian Payshab now?

Yand I poocho, does Saudi want us to attend their moot instead?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 28 Jun 2011 01:26

What do the Persians have that causes the pawkistanians to moot maar despite Saudi disapproval? I thought that the Strategic depth of Afghania was the main reasons for pawkistanians hitting moot. Anyway this is good neuj, ever since Yeevil Gen Deepak Kapoor spoke about cold start Pawkistanians had severe moot problems

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 28 Jun 2011 01:56

At heavy risk of attracting dron-e-charya and being brematurely halaled:

anupmisra wrote:Phorgate the nannha mujahid. Bhat ij this line for and bhat ij chacha pakhanistan asking?

^^Chacha ij asking phor Persian moot.

anupmisra wrote:...........

^^ Diyar leader-e-quom ij so habby to recieve Persian moot.

Narad wrote:

^^Self sufficiency: Mujahids broducing 400% local moot.

Narad wrote:Caption pleajj

^^ Thij is different ...no moot, oont ki ma ki ch____, onlee.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 28 Jun 2011 11:41

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 28 Jun 2011 13:09

Pakistan would not sell JF-17 aircraft to India

ISLAMABAD:
Senator Dilawar Abbas, a committee member, said, “We have assured Chinese think tanks that we would not sell JF-17 aircraft to India.”

Deans · Post by **Deans** » 28 Jun 2011 14:45

ISLAMABAD:
Senator Dilawar Abbas, a committee member, said, “We have assured Chinese think tanks that we would not sell JF-17 aircraft to India.”

[/quote]

Deserves special mention in the Bojitiv Hall of Fame

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 28 Jun 2011 20:29

^ H00t. There goes Kaffir Yindia's plan to defeat Paa'staan. Mastery-stroke by Paa'staan.

PS: why assure "Think-Tanks" hain ji..For Airforce related matters, should they not assure "Think-Hawajahaz" ?

madhum · Post by **madhum** » 29 Jun 2011 05:26

This is not islam but pakistan......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwK_T6iSp1g

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 29 Jun 2011 15:50

you guys know how search by images work in google images right?
if not then learn it quickly, its the new "cool" thing.

here is a practice test for you.
here is CIA fighting, imran khans ijjat protecting janani-e-momin dr shreen majari.
http://blogs.tribune.com.pk/wp-content/ ... 40x480.jpg

use this link to do a "search by image" in google and see what google thinks about her

make sure you click on "view similar images"

PS. make sure you turn safesearch off and do it in safe environment.

I know i have lot of time in my hand

ajit_tr · Post by **ajit_tr** » 30 Jun 2011 06:19

PIA AD from from a magzine published in 1979

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/photos/pia.asp

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 30 Jun 2011 12:42

Mullah with jhanda in hand: Ye dande pe vajeline kis ne lagaayi ?

Now it's so well lupricated that it went this far in to my musharraf

Sri · Post by **Sri** » 30 Jun 2011 12:55

Narad wrote:Pakistan would not sell JF-17 aircraft to India

ISLAMABAD:
Senator Dilawar Abbas, a committee member, said, “We have assured Chinese think tanks that we would not sell JF-17 aircraft to India.”

Good. They should assure Indian Think tanks of the same too... My dhoti is shivering by the shear consideration of something like this onlee...

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 30 Jun 2011 13:34

dhoti shear (with sharp objects leading to musharraf show)
dhoti share (with friendly mujahid in tent at night)
dhoti sheer (made of silk, see above)
dhoti spear (see dilbullah...)

please pick carephully!

James B · Post by **James B** » 30 Jun 2011 15:52

Pakistani SSG Commando Unit - Naach Gana followed by begging.

ajit_tr · Post by **ajit_tr** » 30 Jun 2011 15:59