Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 16 Jul 2011 10:08

Sushupti wrote:
Chame on joo kafirs. World's largest bread is made in bakistan

Uptill now I socho that Bakistan makes worlds largest (and most pious) 'beards' onlee.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 16 Jul 2011 12:34

^^^

That one big fair wheat bread is more than the size of 8 small dark rice breads!!

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 16 Jul 2011 12:44

Mahendra wrote: Gola tera G@nd bada pyaara
Maine use maara
Aake yahan re

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 16 Jul 2011 17:50

Mahendra wrote:

Gola tera G@nd bada pyaara
Maine use maara
Aake yahan re

OMG.... awesome one...

Walker · Post by **Walker** » 18 Jul 2011 01:56

armenon · Post by **armenon** » 18 Jul 2011 15:44

Biradherly love from the UAE birathers

Investors from several countries like Pakistan, Russia and Iran may not be allowed to avail of the new home loan schemes announced in the UAE.

http://www.newzglobe.com/article/201107 ... e-blackout

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 19 Jul 2011 01:22

Capshun time pleaj. Ijnt lub beelind?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 19 Jul 2011 01:51

Is that Mullah Mulayam ?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 19 Jul 2011 10:52

Mulla Yam

partha · Post by **partha** » 19 Jul 2011 11:21

bakistan should stop exporting socks, mangoes and faisal shehzads and teach amreeka a lesson.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 19 Jul 2011 11:22

I 400% object!! Osama Pin Laden is NOT in Pakistan!! (now)

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 19 Jul 2011 11:37

but arent amreeki saks made in taller than deeper than biratheristan?
so are paquis paying twice for same maal? (made from paquistani kattan?)
thhej eej retarn aph briteesh empire kattan tax all ova again!

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 19 Jul 2011 19:40

anupmisra wrote:Capshun time pleaj. Ijnt lub beelind?

No lub is beehind and beelow

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 19 Jul 2011 22:10

Mahendra wrote:Is that Mullah Mulayam ?

Yonlee da Begum luuks Mulayaam.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 20 Jul 2011 12:30

A bird which was migrating phrom Israel to USA via India hit our UAV and caused it to crash

http://frontierindia.net/indiandefence/ ... -refinery/

Readers oph LMU quarterly neuj letter will remember the pindigenously developed bandaar UAV equipped with skates for emergency downhill ski.

partha · Post by **partha** » 20 Jul 2011 12:35

^^
are joo sure it waj a bandar and not a pig?

partha · Post by **partha** » 20 Jul 2011 12:40

http://criticalppp.com/archives/53628

Prominent Fake Civil Society (FCS) journalist types (also known as Darbari Liberals) were quick to dismiss this compelling and incisive article and resorted to the typical personalized digs that one makes in the absence of coherent arguments. Then again, what would these FCS types know about coherent arguments and maintaining journalistic integrity?

who is this fella? how dare he criticizes paki lib-e-rals? what does he know about their strength and outrages and reach? from kerala gram panchayat election to gaza flotilla. does he even know about their fight against blasphemy laws? err..never mind.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 20 Jul 2011 12:54

Spot the CIA Agint

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 20 Jul 2011 13:40

He has a "US AID " tag

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 20 Jul 2011 19:00

US AID tag - 5 cents
Goat - $25
the look of love on mujahid's face - priceless

for ebherything elje there eej Vijja (Kanada)

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 20 Jul 2011 20:54

Saanthiya pehalwan. Only sho-sha! Paki birather, punching above his weight, like hij nashun. Britishtani-paki boxer

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Jul 2011 02:20

Spaat the RAA agint(s)

BS: Bakistani men are haathsome, we musht accept that gracephully, I mean sbeshally the handsome man in jakkit in the far right of the bicchar

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 21 Jul 2011 02:24

so tall! so fair!
me love him long time!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Jul 2011 02:27

Bisexual Billa seems to have deformed hips, berhaps too much time spent with Big Tanvir? bhwat does Jirga soch?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 21 Jul 2011 03:57

Lalmohan wrote:so tall! so fair!
me love him long time!

Soon tuu bee jailhouse whore!! Brisoner dhere gowwing tuu luv taking turns.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 21 Jul 2011 08:07

Cashmeeri arrested and oppressed phor peacefully throwing money (at amreeki boliticians)

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 21 Jul 2011 08:37

Shum klaim Poaqs born oph Arab Beeza
Shum Klaim to be Daddy Number Teeza
Shum Klaim , Dhey dreem phor Kanadian Veeza
Shum klaim Poaqs will sell dhier Pakeezas
Shum Klaim, Poaqs yonlee Kall them Jeeja !
Klaim orr No Klaim, Poaqs pheel no Shaim
Broud winner oph GUBO Hall of Daime.
Many haab enjoyed Yonlee Amritraj won da Phaim.
Shum Klaim dhier Mushharff sau Tight
Shum Klaim its deapth haaz no Light
Many haaz gone,Still lukk Kustomized
To Filt all Sizes,Azz laan azz C,,xized.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 21 Jul 2011 09:50

Anujan wrote:Cashmeeri arrested and oppressed phor peacefully throwing money (at amreeki boliticians)

Look look at the shameless amreeki paaliticians. Pakistan ij giving back to Amreeki senater in cash and this money amreeka gives back to pakistan calling it aids and then pakistan gives it back...So who is the bitch now. Who is giving whom...Say Say ?
Joke ij aan ju Amreeka..You arrest 100 more Pakistani's like this and we will staap buying new-clear reactors and satellities and F-35 phraam you. Your economy will be doomed...

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 21 Jul 2011 10:26

Why is amreeka comblaining oph ISI agint in Amreeka? I know of several RAA, CIA and Mossad agints in Bakistan. Including the ones who distributed weapons in Krachi.

http://www.dawn.com/2011/07/18/israeli- ... malik.html

pralay · Post by **pralay** » 21 Jul 2011 11:15

Go Figure: What can 72 tell us about life?

janab the 72 nat tell about life,
72 is aal about AFTER LIFE

aljo janab tellj,

Those who favour 72 say it's only meant as a rough ~~guide~~(RIDE?) anyway and the great advantage is that 72 divides neatly by 2, 4, 6, 8 and 12, so ~~most of the arithmetic~~ROMANTIC ~~is easier~~ than with 69.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 21 Jul 2011 11:16

^^^ oh god, you have to talk to them in heaven also?!

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 21 Jul 2011 14:32

It waaaj laub at 1st saait

Gaurav_S · Post by **Gaurav_S** » 21 Jul 2011 14:39

Plz forgibe me for thij noobie sawaal. What are thij many abduls doing on electric pole?

Sri · Post by **Sri** » 21 Jul 2011 15:18

^^^ Rubbing it for jhin to appear...

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 21 Jul 2011 15:57

Testing whether electricity is working or not

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 21 Jul 2011 17:10

krishnan wrote:Testing whether electricity is working or not

Abbey! Yall oph yew ar wrang!

Just like yew meelk goatz phor meelk, we meelk bhires phor elek-tree-seeti. Than bhee poot in pawkeet and go to tora bora and gibe sum to LMU. Sum we keyp phor our selbes to get elek-treek pheeling and to warum aur khusbhoos.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 Jul 2011 19:03

Sawaal: How many paki abduls doej it take to condukt bijli? Hainji?
Jawaab: Aaall of them.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 Jul 2011 19:11

krishnan wrote:Testing whether electricity is working or not

It ij working. Dekho:

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 21 Jul 2011 20:15

If not posted before.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 21 Jul 2011 20:50

mujahid #1: take my fat raakit biatch!
mujahid #2: ju so big! ju so strong!!
mujahid #1: ju laike that dontju? ju slat!
mujahid #2: oooooh....aahhh... yeaouwcchh!!