Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 21 Jul 2011 21:07

^^^
Lalbrof seems to be doing Sheikh Osama activities. Imbibing herps, 4 wiphes, sitting lonely in a room, covered in blanket with TV remote in one haath.

lakshmikanth · Post by **lakshmikanth** » 21 Jul 2011 21:52

^^^ That eeeej how biraders at the LMU are thaaught wire tabbing to listen to djinn conversations

Vipin_Upadhyay · Post by **Vipin_Upadhyay** » 21 Jul 2011 21:52

mini pin laden

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 Jul 2011 22:07

Vipin_Upadhyay wrote:mini pin laden

Bhile other ser mujahids shoot high, our sava ser mujahid shoots low.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 21 Jul 2011 22:49

Gaurav_S wrote:...........

Plz forgibe me for thij noobie sawaal. What are thij many abduls doing on electric pole?

They are all bole dancing together, chak-a-chak, jhak-a-jhak.

This ij phirst stage in abblication phor kanadian vija.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 21 Jul 2011 22:55

Anujan wrote:^^^
Lalbrof seems to be doing Sheikh Osama activities. Imbibing herps, 4 wiphes, sitting lonely in a room, covered in blanket with TV remote in one haath.

that eej my every shaam ka khel... before i retyre to bedroom with wiphes phor raat

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 21 Jul 2011 23:19

If not posted before.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 21 Jul 2011 23:24

James B · Post by **James B** » 22 Jul 2011 03:06

Bhat ij this 'Hara'mi - mullah Kaantemplating? - About 'Lal'mullah?

Buplic tansportation in Bakistan - Buplic tranport the vehicle

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 22 Jul 2011 03:45

IED Mubarak Test for Baki Dankey

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 22 Jul 2011 03:50

Now Something for the other sex

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 22 Jul 2011 20:24

anupmisra wrote:Capshun time pleaj. Ijnt lub beelind?

for all you haters

http://youtu.be/ogXSlVfarTs

i think she is cleaning the whistle of baccha khan's brothers too

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 22 Jul 2011 23:07

James B wrote:Bhat ij this 'Hara'mi - mullah Kaantemplating? - About 'Lal'mullah?

The ultimate facepalm - So pad that even the Maulener haj to facepalm.

jagga · Post by **jagga** » 22 Jul 2011 23:22

after this broject, Bakistanis will have shortage of pindi chana
Pakistan to Approve $1 Billion Boost for Wind Energy Production

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 22 Jul 2011 23:26

jagga wrote:after this broject, Bakistanis will have shortage of pindi chana
Pakistan to Approve $1 Billion Boost for Wind Energy Production

No Maulener that waj a spelling error by some plaady phool aptool. It ij naat Wind Energy Broduction, but B*nd Energy Broduction.

C'ract Headline:

Bakistan to Approve $1 Pillion Poost Phor B*nd Energy Broduction

jagga · Post by **jagga** » 22 Jul 2011 23:33

Maulana Baikul...Sorry phor sbelling mishtakes

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 23 Jul 2011 02:47

diyar baikullah, that mullah ij not facepalming, he eej seagulling

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Jul 2011 03:30

Lalmohan wrote:diyar baikullah, that mullah ij not facepalming, he eej seagulling

Poaqmullah izz doing shaim shaim at nanha Moojahid letting Khusboo go bithout doing da Nikaahbaaji.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 23 Jul 2011 11:49

Deyaar Jirga, I am disappointed. Very Disappointed. It was Jumma ka Din, It was the biggest even of the year in western eurpope and no AQ or Talibani presence yet...What has happened to local PR since Sheikh has gone for Scuba diving.

hulaku · Post by **hulaku** » 23 Jul 2011 17:32

It iz phinally hear

listen all see-near, joo-near and peachy pottoms

Bliss to note no missille malish or ejection inside shalwar

The moist peautiful Khuspoo contest in the laand of our Arap 4 fathers

http://www.dawn.com/2011/07/23/the-most ... -goat.html

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 24 Jul 2011 18:03

Eye bhant two ladies bottoms ,Fatima and the new FM .
Bayment mode , cash on delivery to Kave kaamplex 69.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 25 Jul 2011 04:03

^^^ Haaram, Haaram what is our awam cumming too? hain!!!

It seemz 69 is the pasandigaa bosition oph a laat oph nanha's this dins, and that too with ayesha's.......ack-thoo.

Have you eber sooched what will jour bious four-father's say?

partha · Post by **partha** » 25 Jul 2011 07:22

watching south asian movie awards function IIFA. egjited. looking for some outrage opportunities.

niran · Post by **niran** » 25 Jul 2011 09:01

Maulener BajKhedawalwhile farmaan jaari karo wrote:
It seemz 69 is the pasandigaa bosition oph a laat oph nanha's this dins, and that too with ayesha's.......ack-thoo.

Have you eber sooched what will jour bious four-father's say?

assslamalaykum! maulana
our fourfathers would hape quite a few things to say, pesh in kihdmat

My favorite number is “69”,

My favorite two words are sixty-nine,

Well maybe besides mijjile palish & herps,

But still “69” is a favorite of this mug.

aawoolaallaa!

“69” is, lets see, a position of a watching pindilayon ka gooda in nature.

Where both partners can do the other,

Okay, so some will think my mind is in the sewer,

But only those who are not mature,

But to make your partner,

Feel like soup du jour,

Is the ultimate in feeling so koksore.

salam.

Shrinivasan · Post by **Shrinivasan** » 25 Jul 2011 09:15

joygoswami wrote:

Why are the abduls in the Bottoms-up posn, gettign ready for GUBO?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Jul 2011 09:35

Shrinivasan wrote:
joygoswami wrote:[img]http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/3415/]
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Why are the abduls in the Bottoms-up posn, gettign ready for GUBO?

Holee Shmollee, Cheeseey Canoli
Dheze kaffirs arr bointing dhere Moosharraf tuuwaard da Holy Blace in ME.
Izz dhiz shum kind oph shpacial reet tu addract nu aig holy Dust-bin Qasim phrom Aa-rape-Aa?
Seendhu Kinaare, Poaqi pookare
AA re aa re aare, Abhi tho aaja
Dust-Bin Qasimwaa
Aaa re aare aare.
O Kaffir loot na le peechy Mushhaarrafwa
Aaa re aare aare.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 25 Jul 2011 11:40

when le roi al-bhutto said, let them eat grass, pandu saw long term plan to get some *ss
ever sinj bin qasim came to krachi shore, abduls have had musharraf sore
- abduls are being trained in new self sufficiency takniki whereby they can spit n paalish own mijjiles whilst pandu-al-g*ndu collects his gubo-e-hafta as per rules laid down by bin qasim al four-fatheri
and ju thought that theyar waj no pragress in pakistan hain ji?

niran · Post by **niran** » 25 Jul 2011 13:57

Diyar Aditar Janab,

eye bring bojitibe tidings
musalkoos at Karachi after mucho painstaking and ardously long innings of 3 dins have iskored
a 50, a 100 is sight and inshallah before fridin juma it shall be iskored, be loud and say eet proud
Pakistanpainindabutt.

NSN

Rana · Post by **Rana** » 26 Jul 2011 01:55

Bhy are beebul taaking of 69 aj if our mullahs read pinglish. In our phorfathers juban it should be 78 (written aj V and ulta V). See http://www.salamcards.com/static/Arabic ... ciat.shtml
Plij to note and renumber.

partha · Post by **partha** » 26 Jul 2011 12:09

"internationalization of kashmir issue" diwas ki mubarak!

niran · Post by **niran** » 26 Jul 2011 12:41

Diyar Adior Janab,
assslamalaykum
todin prave Baki Fauj in a deeper than mountain moment magnanimously gave away Dras yand Kargil
ki beautyfull Phariya yand Vadis to them begging SDRES Bhartiyas, and in typical back stabbing ways
they klaim eet was their Viktory, i suggest a jirga be formed to komemorate this magnanimous proposal.

meanwhile Karachi Desk rebort vigorous cleansing of kaumi gangdagi, i aljo demand a Fartgwa
to hausala aphjai the bious cleansers.
Salam

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 26 Jul 2011 16:19

Truth and Oil always come to the surface. Bhat apout vajeline, eye pooch?

Nandu · Post by **Nandu** » 27 Jul 2011 01:02

Photo taken at a mango expo. I propose this as the official mango of this thread.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 27 Jul 2011 01:31

But bhwere is the benis, I dekho only 2 gotay

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 27 Jul 2011 02:07

Eye yaaam saad aat da shlow shpirit oph rebelation. Bhen eberybone waz digging deebb tuu phind nu dezzignaztion phor Poaqorway ( shishter oph Norway) no onne shuggeshted da naam
TCP=Ta...e Chuum Pakistan .

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 27 Jul 2011 09:55

Nandu wrote:Photo taken at a mango expo. I propose this as the official mango of this thread.
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/7637 ... 120129.jpg

Juu Ahmedi, those are mango apduls

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 27 Jul 2011 10:03

One bewakoof pooch:

Bhy are bhee useeng saft paw-ver like aamb, hainji? Bhat happunned to ovur grate gernail aashfuq keeyanahin? Haz hij mijjle gawn leemp?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 27 Jul 2011 10:26

Bhy ij there a green plag in the bake-ground. I see RAA kanphiricy.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 29 Jul 2011 07:20

Whyphor all mujahids affraid to step inside benis dhaga for last 48 ghantas, hain ji?

2 dins and no IED mubarak here?

izh it phor the phear of meating the 72 bage?

don't jou want to sea Pindliyon ka Gooda's?

niran · Post by **niran** » 29 Jul 2011 12:19

AoA
eet eez kalled halat-e-khawab
wat with such TFTA Farin Manister with jerk-joo-up from neend voice to boot
give taime, eet will return to narmaal

Salam.