Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 16 Oct 2011 09:34

Here are the fast trains of Bakistan. From the video, it seems like the true status of PR - many locos standing idle, no trains.

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partha · Post by **partha** » 16 Oct 2011 09:49

RCase wrote:Talking of rail crisis ... here is another angle.

Are these guys pious or less pious?

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bhat a good phynd. both train and gentle mards are wajib ul cutlet.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 16 Oct 2011 09:55

I am sure you guys have seen this before, but what the heck, it is worth a laugh. Forget leasing locos from India. Bakistan has local techniqi for high speed rail. Who needs d-e-sell and loo-bric-ants, when the ind-e-genius baki solution exists.

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RCase · Post by **RCase** » 16 Oct 2011 10:04

partha wrote:
RCase wrote:Talking of rail crisis ... here is another angle.

Are these guys pious or less pious?

bhat a good phynd. both train and gentle mards are wajib ul cutlet.

I sooch the kufar gaadi dryvar should be tried for plasphemy. He ij wajib ul cutlet for naat waiting for pious apduls to finish brayers.

partha · Post by **partha** » 16 Oct 2011 10:10

RCase wrote:
I sooch the kufar gaadi dryvar should be tried for plasphemy. He ij wajib ul cutlet for naat waiting for pious apduls to finish brayers.

abjolutely. thij ij a comblicated case. who ij at fault here? the pious abduls should have missed the train and completed the prayers no?

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 16 Oct 2011 10:21

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k40k2xUfwIA

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 16 Oct 2011 10:53

[quote="shiv"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k40k2xUfwIA

Suphanallah! All along I was sooching that the crow was not halal as the kufar Hindoos are the ones feeding it daily. This is a bious baki crow!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 16 Oct 2011 10:58

partha wrote:
RCase wrote:
I sooch the kufar gaadi dryvar should be tried for plasphemy. He ij wajib ul cutlet for naat waiting for pious apduls to finish brayers.
abjolutely. thij ij a comblicated case. who ij at fault here? the pious abduls should have missed the train and completed the prayers no?

Agreed this is comblicated, butt by abblying sialkot sharia laws, at the minimum, the train must be stoned!

menon s · Post by **menon s** » 16 Oct 2011 13:34

Pakistan Railways: save it from dying
http://www.dawn.com/2011/10/16/pakistan ... dying.html

Besides being humiliated at platforms for long hours, it almost takes about 40 hours to travel from Rawalpindi to Islamabad and the situation is worsening day by day

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Birathers, please enlighten, from Islamabad to Rawalpindi is just 20 kms ! how can a train travel 20 kms in 40 hrs! may be its a print error!

partha · Post by **partha** » 16 Oct 2011 14:11

menon s wrote:Pakistan Railways: save it from dying
http://www.dawn.com/2011/10/16/pakistan ... dying.html

Besides being humiliated at platforms for long hours, it almost takes about 40 hours to travel from Rawalpindi to Islamabad and the situation is worsening day by day
.

Birathers, please enlighten, from Islamabad to Rawalpindi is just 20 kms ! how can a train travel 20 kms in 40 hrs! may be its a print error!

birather, joo are right. it ij indeed a print error. should be houris and naat hours.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 16 Oct 2011 14:50

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 16 Oct 2011 16:25

I bwant to aqs the jirga a bwery imborton kwestchun?

I recently bee-see-turd the deafanddumb jirga oph murtads, and I found somecheez bwery strange!

Pleez to check theej:

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How cum Mullah Omar hukkawalla dujj naat know bwhere he leebes? Or hajj Lagos shipf-turd to Ghana phrom Nigeria! And bwhy ijj he dung-ing on there? Ijj this is a case oph ghana dung, I mean "thick" dung?

A-o-A

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 Oct 2011 23:28

Bhere izz the Megaalev train , et waz shoopoze tuu bee running between 2 Baki legs shprwad phrom Kaarachee to Kandhaaar.

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 17 Oct 2011 01:14

That gadha (daankey) in the biccture apove ij phrom the Ding Dong Locomotiv companee in Cheena.

Salam

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 17 Oct 2011 09:20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NprCjv7ljc

niran · Post by **niran** » 17 Oct 2011 11:30

NSN (Rumor busting Desk): since the malicious ebil infedal khabari has been ispreading farji rumors
such as this

Riots in all of pakistan
NSN in eets patriotic dooty for da kauj
undertake to bust these rumors with pictrial peeroof
phirst we have peeroof phrom peelow

nahi! nahi! eet eez not phyair phrome roiting, eet eez phyair phrom rakitmard prelaunch sekwence

aff kourse eet eez not wat jou theenk, eet eez biraderly kuri-da gheron

not eben this much oph truth

all those ispreading lies will be severly gro....er dealt with

there you are, now this matter eez put to rest, NSN now kan koncentrate on other pressing matters at hand.

Salam
This is NSN always with you everywhere.

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 17 Oct 2011 14:50

shiv wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NprCjv7ljc

Eye see no animul in the movee bicchar. I see and hear only bakis.

partha · Post by **partha** » 17 Oct 2011 15:06

http://tribune.com.pk/story/275819/shah ... man-malik/

Interior Minister Rehman Malik on Monday said Shahbaz Taseer, the kidnapped son of slain former Punjab governor Salmaan Taseer, is still alive and has been shifted to the Pak-Afghan border

rehman malik knows too much. he ij aljo not blaming thij on 3rd elemant, phoren hand, outside phorces. makes me susbicious about him.

Aaryan · Post by **Aaryan** » 17 Oct 2011 17:52

Bhery intelligent TFTA's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0odgGuoD ... re=related

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 19 Oct 2011 04:26

Sarakati jayye haiii, Mush se Saaalwar
Aaaahista Ahhista
Aaa raha Armitage ka BaaaaJ ,
Aaaahista Aaaahista!!
Mush Tush kar diya Kharab
Yindian ne
Aaaahista Aaaahista .

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 19 Oct 2011 04:54

Some bious abdul pliss to apply 1000 stribes to this zahil NSN refarter niran-ullah for spreading haraam lies.

The correct caption of bicchar ij:

"My Tatte on Phyrr!! My Tatte on Phyrr!!!!"

niran wrote:

harbans · Post by **harbans** » 19 Oct 2011 06:21

AoA, Bismullah, habibullah, kabuliwallah, chanawallah louder and throatier AOA and so on......Bakistani IT ka jawab nahi waah kya khoob!

The tablet war just got intense with Pakistan and Taliban jumping into the fray with a $1 'Halal' tablet.

Just a day after India launched a $35 android tablet, the Taliban has announced the launch of its own cost effective shariah compliant tablet. Taliban claims the ‘Liyaaqat’ will change the way the terror group operates and will make their cadres more tech savvy. If sources are to be believed, even the Pakistani army, (which has funded the Taliban R&D team which developed the tablet) has shown a keen interest in acquiring this device for its troops.

Features

7 inch 2-color slide resistant granite-based display
Front and rear display units (Primary plus1)
Pencil backup for over 300 hours standard, 72 hours painting
Break and corrosion resistant granite body
Shariah compliant
Mullah-friendly design
Light weight
3 inch eraser upgradable to 5 inches
Chalk support – 12-color
Stylus styled pencil free

Speaking at the launch of Liyaaqat, Taliban’s communication in-charge Mullah Somar said “we have now moved a step closer to arming our cadres with the latest tablet technology. It is a different matter that no one knows how to read and write here; but we will soon find a use for this tablet. Till such a time, our cadres can learn how to draw and waste time before heading to suicide missions”.

The Newj network has learnt that Taliban is planning to launch a commercial variant of Liyaaqat which will have more features and will be priced suitably. Taliban's marketing wing tells us that their research has shown that there is a huge market for slate tablets in the border areas of Pakistan.

Microsoft’s legal team has us to share pics of Liyaaqat. “We will examine if we can sue them on something,” our MS source said.

Bakistani IT industry responds to India 35 Dollar Tablet

niran · Post by **niran** » 19 Oct 2011 06:35

harbans wrote:
Bakistani IT industry responds to India 35 Dollar Tablet

wah! wah! magnificent tidings indeed 72+28 tons of ishtinking goat dropings phor the TITs(taleban IT)

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 19 Oct 2011 08:00

harbans, Good one.

My first post.

Nick_S · Post by **Nick_S** » 19 Oct 2011 08:41

Pattom wrote:Biraders,

I bring you glad tidings. Our glorious nation has again been listed in the top five on a worldwide indicator, a recently released report on air quality in countries around the globe by the World Health Organization. The 10 most polluted nations on earth are (drum roll, please):

10. Kuwait (Pollution level: 123 ug/m3)
9. Nigeria (Pollution level: 124 ug/m3)
8. Iran (Pollution level: 124 ug/m3)
7. United Arab Emirates (Pollution level: 132 ug/m3)
6. Egypt (Pollution level: 138 ug/m3)
5. Saudi Arabia (Pollution level: 143 ug/m3)
4. Senegal (Pollution level: 145 ug/m3)
3. Pakistan (Pollution level: 198 ug/m3)
2. Botswana (Pollution level: 216 ug/m3)
1. Mongolia (Pollution level: 279 ug/m3)

Beebul, I am so proud. We are rubbing shoulders with so many of our fellow Arabs on this list. Yes, there are some habshis, like Nigeria, Senegal and Botswana, but there is even the land of our ancestor via the Mughals - Genghis Khan's Mongolia. I feel all faint!

hi, sowee phur going OT bhut was curious where did you get this info from? and what do the readings quantify?

Botswana is one of the least polluted countries in the world.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 19 Oct 2011 09:12

http://www.dawn.com/2011/10/17/the-brid ... 0285#mgimg

Maulana Khulamkhula ,ChakkaChukk, GillaGulla and Madam Khar

partha · Post by **partha** » 19 Oct 2011 11:55

clinton sahiba is vijiting bakistan. somewhere alqaeda number 4 ij getting ready to take charge aj number 3.

partha · Post by **partha** » 19 Oct 2011 12:15

i hear yindoos are holding something called phormullah 1. whatever it ij, amreeka should give that phormullah to bakistan to restore the balance in south asia.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 19 Oct 2011 12:42

eye thought bhe bhere all phor mullah?
are ju against mullah?
hain ji?

partha · Post by **partha** » 19 Oct 2011 12:44

i meant phormoola joo see

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 19 Oct 2011 12:46

eye thought bhe bhere all phor moolah?
are ju against moolah?
hain ji?

partha · Post by **partha** » 19 Oct 2011 12:47

eye yam naat against moolah..that ij bhy demanding amreeka to give uj more moola.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 19 Oct 2011 13:32

eye phear that asking amreeka phor such things will only result in us getting big big mooli in musharraf

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 19 Oct 2011 16:25

partha wrote:i hear yindoos are holding something called phormullah 1. whatever it ij, amreeka should give that phormullah to bakistan to restore the balance in south asia.

aarey Partha Hakimji!
eeph thee phormooli is like poleeyo phormooli then bhee du nawt bhant eet. Ju will be geeting khujli een kaatlet bhy the moolas eef theyat ees thee kase.

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 19 Oct 2011 21:55

capsun this

state of the naishun

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 19 Oct 2011 23:24

^^^ cabsion taime

Naav that iqbal mirchi is pakdo'ed in ukistan, I am going underground.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 19 Oct 2011 23:25

On panna numper 52 oph the papistan dhagaa, that kaffir sdre acharya is boleing about some "Great Game" he has bosted 7000000000000 artikals about the shame.

I pooch wat in the naam of great pbuh is this great game, and why are we numper 1 at losing it?

MurthyB · Post by **MurthyB** » 20 Oct 2011 00:13

Phor capshun oph mujahid aan scooter: Thij ij eggjample oph how the gerate nashun oph Bakistan ij pulling itj citijens to broper lebel.

Aaalternatibe capshun: Pakhanistan, here I cum!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 20 Oct 2011 00:47

It izz naat Grate Gaim butt da gratest Kuufar izz on Mzzile Dhaga. A grate kapphir taaalk about SASSU tank showing lack oph troo imaazination by ignoring da nattuural link between Mizzle yand SUSSU tank.
EYE vote phor Shending him tuu Russlez Peetrs for broper edukation.

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 20 Oct 2011 01:45

^^^ Drive-in Kave Kamplex scam: Wider Chinese scooters bought at the behest of Mrs Haqqani