Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 09 Dec 2011 16:25

Diyar maulaners!!

Grate newj on the aphgan front!

Can track any aircraft! AoA!

AK phyrr!! The kujjars bill be tot a lejjon soon!

yuarj drone-searchingly,
Sahabuddin

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 09 Dec 2011 16:43

diyar kanish-kullah
iph ju gugul phor kamul, ju might get chulbul in patlun
better ju phaind arap master who already hajj chulbul phor pak-kul
anyway, juour phore phathars are araps, so any chacha-jaan can help ju out
or ju help him out
iph ju know bhat i mean?

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 09 Dec 2011 22:41

sudhan wrote:Diyar maulaners!!

Grate newj on the aphgan front!

Can track any aircraft! AoA!

AK phyrr!! The kujjars bill be tot a lejjon soon!

yuarj drone-searchingly,
Sahabuddin

Joo mean they hab phinally received their pirated copies of Windows8 from chipanda copy masters? Ij the MetroUI on their RADAR scopes looking Tall and Phair with tight corners, hain ji?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Dec 2011 22:58

GUPO practice in LMU

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 09 Dec 2011 23:03

Armpit-Sniffing - the Rage in LMU!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 09 Dec 2011 23:11

karrekshun, that eej naat LMU, so tall, so fair, so tight, so martial... it eej abbotabad cantt.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 10 Dec 2011 00:29

sudhan wrote:Diyar maulaners!!

Grate newj on the aphgan front!

Can track any aircraft! AoA!

AK phyrr!! The kujjars bill be tot a lejjon soon!

yuarj drone-searchingly,
Sahabuddin

Habe they ubgraded to the latest vershun of MS Phlight Simulator hanji? Naaw we can make bideos of our victory by broud fizzalya shooting down the kaffir airforce and bost it on Youtupe.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 10 Dec 2011 00:43

Rajdeep wrote:
Would photochor be considered wajib ul kattle now that he is featured in the Playboy (USA Jan-Feb 2012) issue with the Lindsay Lohan centerfold !!

Using same logic, wouldn't ISI (Pasha) also be wajib ul cattle for being featured in issue with Veena? Or ij is partial wajib-ul cutlet, since she waj in reverse burkha and not nude? All this ij CIA/RAA kaanspiracy.

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 10 Dec 2011 05:35

Lalmohan wrote:diyar kanish-kullah
iph ju gugul phor kamul, ju might get chulbul in patlun
better ju phaind arap master who already hajj chulbul phor pak-kul
anyway, juour phore phathars are araps, so any chacha-jaan can help ju out
or ju help him out
iph ju know bhat i mean?

diyar lalmullah,
bhat jo say ij so troo.
my chacha jaan gabe me some lesshons bhen I bas small. It bas bhery nice.
unphortunately he died apther being kicked in the putt py a camul.

Put lerning haj to go on.. phor phamily tradishun.
Thank ju phor jour adpice.

Salam

MurthyB · Post by **MurthyB** » 10 Dec 2011 06:01

sudhan wrote:Diyar maulaners!!

Grate newj on the aphgan front!

Can track any aircraft! AoA!

AK phyrr!! The kujjars bill be tot a lejjon soon!

yuarj drone-searchingly,
Sahabuddin

Mash an allah! That ij gerate khabbars indeed. I just hobe that praaper bijli will be brobided phor aaal thij tecnalogy. Bhat bith aal thij load shedding, I get bery aphsoos sometimej. But istill, it is bragress.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 10 Dec 2011 07:27

Maine rakkha hai Muuharraf
Apne nayee Munna ka naam
Tum bhi abb Pakistan rakkh dho
Apne Pakhane kaa Naam.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 10 Dec 2011 14:37

Yindoo kaansperassi?

'When they torch oil tankers, it is not our fuel they are torching'

We do not pay for fuel until it gets to us

Hainjee, whoo aar theess tan kurj bilong too?

Ephri paaki mard of the pikchar vondurring?

Galat repot in Yindoo press after oll thiss saal ke baad. AoA. Thiss oll amriki eye sey, means bi aar barningg amriki oil with gussaa.

AoA.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 10 Dec 2011 15:01

Sea near maulaners, eye yam realee kanfujed. Bliss to klear if this is Halal or Haram?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 10 Dec 2011 21:25

Uncovered meat!

Jeans were always haram. Motorham should have been wearing shalwar. However both see-near and jew-near mullahs have always been khush with reverse burkha as it helps with keeping mijjiles raady for phyr.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 10 Dec 2011 21:35

Questshun for see-near maulanas - since these trucks are carrying oil for the kuffr forces, shouldn't there be a fart-wah to declare all trucks as haram and make them wajib-ul-cutlet, hain ji? Bakistan can be phree of trucks!

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 10 Dec 2011 21:54

Nice head scarf....

anmol · Post by **anmol** » 10 Dec 2011 22:18

Bhy phor ij Unkil stopping Bakistani "taalent" from entering into Amrikha ?

Declined entry: ‘Fewer Pakistani doctors entering US’

WASHINGTON: Only 90 Pakistani doctors entered the US for work this year – a relatively less number compared to the usual yearly influx of nearly 130 doctors.

This was stated by Dr Zaffar Iqbal, a member of the 17,000-member strong Association of Physicians of Pakistani Descent of North America (APPNA).
Speaking to The Express Tribune on the sidelines of an event organised by APPNA at the Rayburn House Office Building, Dr Iqbal said numerous young physicians applying for visas to work in the US are facing delays or are being rejected by the US embassy and consulates.
The event, addressed to Congressmen, was organised to highlight issues faced by Pakistani physicians applying for visas to work in the US.
“They don’t get their visas on time, and hence can’t join residencies that they’ve been offered,” Dr Iqbal said, while adding that hospitals then become reluctant to offer residencies to Pakistani physicians.
He said that due to less Pakistanis being given visas, the number of Indian doctors coming to the US to work has more than doubled in the past few years.
President of APPNA Dr Manzoor Tariq said that they had held meetings with the US State Department and Homeland Security to urge them to facilitate the process.
Looking at APPNA posters highlighting statistics of the decrease in Pakistani physicians coming to the US, APPNA said that a majority of Pakistani doctors work in rural areas in the US
and provide a vital service to the country.
Addressing the event, Congressman Dennis J Kucinich from Ohio said, “I’m aware of the complexities that surround US-Pakistan relations, but you are our brothers and sisters, and we need to help facilitate those who want to take care of people here”.
On US-Pakistan relations, he said it was a critical issue. “We need to apologise to the people of Pakistan, Nato must pay reparations to the families of the soldiers.”
Paying tribute to the Pakistani community in her district of Nevada, Congresswoman Birkley added that the US was facing a shortage of medical professionals, and offered her support to the APPNA to push for more visas for Pakistani doctors. Other members of Congress who attended the event and lent support to APPNA included Senator Bob Casey, Claire McCaskill, Congressman Guthrie and others.
Addressing the event, Tim Lenderking, the head of the Pakistan desk at the State Department, said that it was important to talk to the Embassy. “Pakistan has done a great job in contributing to healthcare in the United States, and we want to support that.”
Published in The Express Tribune, December 10th, 2011.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 11 Dec 2011 00:23

Yanny Mullah ubb uu maik parody oph dhiz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw614Cpd4Iw

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 11 Dec 2011 03:07

Diyar briaders and mullahs. I was an Bako-Afgani barder far last 172 dins guiding Bakistani national bird to the right ghosla. Alas times are tuf now end I em an halidays. I hab insider infarmation of various events an da barder which i bill give to mullahs only on kneed to know basis.
Salam

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Dec 2011 03:52

are ju saying you only give it when on the knee(d)s?

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 11 Dec 2011 12:24

Diyar Idioter,

The other din bhile purning kaphir ymerica phlag outside kabe kamplex 420, I dekho the kaphir phlag hape phipty isstars.
Mai sawaal ij bhy phor bakistan phlag hap only one isstar?

Ij it a kaphir kanspiracy to deny bakistan its due shaare of isstars or doej it mean that we arr phipty taimes petter yand strangar than the
kaphirs. 1 bakistani isstar = 50 ymerica isstars!

Bliss to klariphy .

Konphusingly Jours.
Kanish-kullah

partha · Post by **partha** » 11 Dec 2011 12:33

Narad wrote:Sea near maulaners, eye yam realee kanfujed. Bliss to klear if this is Halal or Haram?

plij to note: unless specified by default haram. thij pic haj to be ujed in the entraance egjam for nanna mujahids wanting to join lmu. thij ij a trick queschun. anujanullah's blaypoy pic also should be included.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 11 Dec 2011 19:10

Our foochar ij secure. Nanha mujahid.

johneeG · Post by **johneeG** » 11 Dec 2011 20:07

anupmisra wrote:Our foochar ij secure. Nanha mujahid.

Bhat?!! Our foochar ij inshekure...the nanha mujahid is holding the niphe and not AK!! Ij thij the rejult of nat doing GUBO to Massa?

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 11 Dec 2011 23:38

Lalmohan wrote:are ju saying you only give it when on the knee(d)s?

Mian LalMullah bin Bekhabri, Eye dekho ju are getting bery chul-bull these dins. Do ju hab enauf Bakris ?

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 11 Dec 2011 23:57

vishvak wrote:

I hab takniki e-khan-no-mic pooch: Should Bakistan demand more baksheesh phrom Amir Khan phor phorcing them to barn NATO tankers in brotest and causing bad air pollution (as opposed to good air pollution from airing Abu Chacha's shalwar) thereby strengthening the hands of clean-air extremists?

I think this additional baksheesh will result in 400% growth of Bakistan GDP phrom current levels (beat that Yindoos!).

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 12 Dec 2011 00:28

AK nanha mujahid more bowerful than knife nanha mujahid.

johneeG · Post by **johneeG** » 12 Dec 2011 00:57

Anujan mian,
the keeds in bakisthan haave indeed brosbered beatifooly:

blaying dead: The video that shows the brogress of nanha mujahids in suicide bomber training

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Dec 2011 01:27

rsingh wrote:
Lalmohan wrote:are ju saying you only give it when on the knee(d)s?
Mian LalMullah bin Bekhabri, Eye dekho ju are getting bery chul-bull these dins. Do ju hab enauf Bakris ?

evar sinj jarnails shut up the khyber pass route, bakris have been in short supply...

PratikDas · Post by **PratikDas** » 12 Dec 2011 04:29

Common Sense queschun: Which man does *everyone* bow their head to?

Common Sense answer: Plijj farward to 4:57

Insaan ke samne jisse be sir jhukaana hai use wajib-ul-cattle kar dena chahiye!

Actual answer: Barber

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 12 Dec 2011 23:59

Bheri Urgent newz. The Coffir Indian Air-Force haz been destroyed by the brave PeeAF PHAL(tu)CONS . Pleazee seee, phull HD quality 1080 P resolution, that will even put Christopher Nolan to shame

[youtube]qAjl_KujUv8#![/youtube]

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 13 Dec 2011 02:49

Shame on Lalbrofessor:

Lalbrof is so busy bhaggoing aphter kaffir DMILF and Lycareswari that he is ignoring his udder duties. Nav his harem is nikaloing a rally brotesting phor return of their broffesar's-nal rights.

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 13 Dec 2011 09:41

Diyar Khush-go-Mullah

Bhy phor Fizzleya ujing top gun footage in bideo just like tarrel than mountain friend...
Aljo one of the brave Fizzleya pilots haj call sign "TaliBandit"

Fizzleya is fully ready phor any mis-adventure by the kaffirs across the western border. Thij bideo is truly dhoti shibering

joygoswami wrote:Bheri Urgent newz. The Coffir Indian Air-Force haz been destroyed by the brave PeeAF PHAL(tu)CONS . Pleazee seee, phull HD quality 1080 P resolution, that will even put Christopher Nolan to shame

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 13 Dec 2011 09:44

Ij that picture under "Proffsional Banner" that of Chinese taikonaut or Motorham in hijab?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Dec 2011 12:56

diyar baj-uddin-al-khiladi
ju should be knowing that lalprafesar haj no shame...
but bhy eej masked motorham looking like kaffir mamata-di?
or eej it kolaveri-di? eej it prafesinal?
rearwards
Lalpraf

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 13 Dec 2011 18:32

mustaq ahmed trying to keep his mijjile down when got touched by a gora

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Dec 2011 19:24

no that eej brave crusader fauji throwing himself on soosai-bummer suspect to catch dhamaka

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 14 Dec 2011 14:07

Lalmohan wrote:diyar baj-uddin-al-khiladi
ju should be knowing that lalprafesar haj no shame...
Lalpraf

And ju should also rememper that Lalmulla isnt called a bra-fetcher in ijjlamic studies for nothing.

Nara-e-balbir(pasha) AoA!!

partha · Post by **partha** » 14 Dec 2011 15:26

pesh hain "rebuild pakistan". made in brooklyn amreeka.

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 15 Dec 2011 01:55

Kolaveri on Baki TB (4:05 on wards)

Most hit chong of "Bharat" ij not in Hindi but in Tamil says baki TB.