Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 06 Jan 2012 03:59

New paki degree. MBBS

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 06 Jan 2012 04:11

Bismillah Anup Al Misri

I have seen that bicchar before but never noticed 2 mothorhamas until joo pointed it out. I socho that there was only one motorhama and that Karimulla and Hakimulla were about to sing aaja meri gaadi pe baith ja. Bismilah this parda sistem works, it provides 50% brotection from buri nazar of tharki mullah

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 06 Jan 2012 04:39

Mahendra wrote:I have seen that bicchar before but never noticed 2 mothorhamas until joo pointed it out.

All becaaj of my amma putting soorma ebery day in my aankh habe I bin able to see only pious objekts,

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 06 Jan 2012 05:06

anupmisra wrote:
Mahendra wrote:I have seen that bicchar before but never noticed 2 mothorhamas until joo pointed it out.
All becaaj of my amma putting soorma ebery day in my aankh habe I bin able to see only pious objekts,

Hail Da Yall seeing Maulanna!!
But shtill naat qualified tu teech at da PIG=Paki inshtitute oph Gupo.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 06 Jan 2012 05:44

Preaking Newj : Seacrate joint mating between Zaheel Ham-IED and Ham-IED Gullu

BARNING** Mature Mullahs Only

archan · Post by **archan** » 07 Jan 2012 03:12

Mullah Han up bin misri bosts outside LMU:

anupmisra wrote:Paki motormas at the US Embassy. This proves that the pious ones were forced to drink, dance, cuddle and have a good time. Now watch all the scholarship offers from Ivy Leagues that will come streaming in....:

My theory ij aj phollows.
Motorhama ij offered the "immoral juice" at the amreeequi empassy.
Motorhama drink the immoral juice.
Motorhama gets under the imphluence of qafir kulture.
Motorhama dance and get close to mullah kaliyah bin wide nosi.
Motorhama gets into academic studies exbecting exberience with long range mijjile tech.
Mullah bine wide nosi ij too habby and gay after the barty, so no such exberience bossiple.
Motorhama bhery mad.
Motorhama alleges immoral juice.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 07 Jan 2012 03:48

I think Amirkhan embassy is only employing expendable kallan mias, mullah gangsta kallan mia seems to have been shipped in from Afrika jusht to shehed phasa Bakistani motorhamas

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 07 Jan 2012 06:26

The Khans are bery cleber! They invited the motorhams to a party to avoid sending their lifafas (dijguised as college abblication envelopes) by ~~white~~ regular mail and instead delibered them by black males. For their lifafas, they wanted to ensure all the motorhams are drinking the CIA/RAW/Mossad koolaid.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 07 Jan 2012 10:15

Finland to close embassy in Pakistan
http://tribune.com.pk/story/316700/finl ... -pakistan/

Bah!! LMU maulaners always liked the IPhunwa and hated the Finnish Nokia. Bichchar broof:

To brotest I call upon all LMU ishtoodants to wear their soosai vest (please to remove that nokia phone and use iphunwa instead)

archan · Post by **archan** » 07 Jan 2012 10:40

^ Yes. No Kiya (Kiyanahi) ij late to the barty and bhat does it come ub with? some "Lo Miyan" phoon. Yeh lo miyan, bhat they mean py saying Nokia Lo Miyan 800 hain ji? are they offering 800 goats to Miyan Han ur jan?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 07 Jan 2012 12:01

Bositive Neuj!! Suarco employee to be awarded DJinn Fizzycks medal!!
http://www.dawn.com/2011/12/28/indus-ma ... nergy.html

EXISTING energy sources have many drawbacks like construction of large dams, as in the case of hydroelectric power generation, which is expensive. Nobody likes to construct such dams, especially in our country. We have to install an array of solar panels for solar energy, while energy generated through expensive windmills is not sufficient.

The nuclear energy source is expensive, complex in construction and not safe. Fossil fuel and gas power plants need tonnes of oil and gas to run turbines for electricity generation.

I have invented a simple energy generation device that I call Indus magnet. It utilises energy contained by permanent magnets. Advantages of this device are that no fuel is consumed and no thermodynamic operation is involved in the motor. It is just like an electric motor. The device is not gravity-based, so there is no need of constructing large dams. As no fuel is burned inside the device, there is no environmental pollution as there is no carbon emission.

The research I have done includes testing of insulation material for shielding magnetic attraction or repulsion. I have tested more than 2,000 materials in testing laboratory. I have spent years on methods of manufacturing of different parts of this device: those includes magnetic casing for stator, rotor assembly and insulation carriage.

I need a more equipped laboratory where I can manufacture prototype of this device. Besides, I need some financial help for the completion of this research. I request the readers to come forward and help me complete this project. If anybody is interested in this project, I will be happy to provide further details.

AZIZ REHMAN SHAIKH
Manager Material Research & Testing Division, Suparco
Karachi

http://www.dawn.com/2012/01/06/new-ways ... risis.html

THE Indus magnet as an alternative energy source, invented by Aziz Rehman Shaikh of Suparco, if it works may be the answer to severe energy shortages (electricity, gas and petroleum) faced by Pakistan today. Reviewing the history of similar inventions (Nikola Tesla in 1900, Howard Johnson in 1977, Sanjay Amin in 1999, Thomas Bearden and his associates in 2000), none of them has ever worked, and all of them are inconsistent with the first law of thermodynamics.

Despite this incongruity, several of these inventions were awarded patents. It is interesting that in 1974 an American inventor made a low-cost permanent magnet motor which on demonstration ran for over a month without any power supply.

This was refused a patent, so the inventor published, in the ‘Popular Mechanics’ monthly magazine, details of how to make it in the public domain.

However, all references to this — the only permanent magnet motor that was cheap, easy to build and really worked — have been expunged from the literature by the oil, gas, and electric companies as it would decimate their profits.

It may be that this electro-mechanical device works by tapping into vacuum energy present in superstrings in the other 7.3
dimensions (other than the known four mass-energy space time dimensions).

This was predicted by the late great scientist and philosopher, Arthur C. Clarke of Sri Lanka, who also predicted the use of satellites for communication decades before it became commonplace.

I would advise Mr Shaikh to seek funding for making and selling such units in place of UPS units and generators from someone incorruptible. I say this because of accounts that I have heard from middle-level persons in oil and gas exploration in the past 50 years.

This includes European companies capping (closing) nine out of 12 oil-producing wells discovered in Pakistan and paying off politicians to keep the prices up of the oil from the gulf countries, and paying off successive governments by the Iranians not to drill for offshore oil in the Balochistan region adjacent to Iran.

archan · Post by **archan** » 07 Jan 2012 14:36

AoA! I alwayj knew the lawj oph therm-o-dynamiks are wrong - made by qafirs and not in the pook. Bhat more broof one need, hain ji?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Jan 2012 15:02

archanullah: no kiya == kiya nahin is stroke of genius
many salaams

keshavchandra · Post by **keshavchandra** » 07 Jan 2012 20:53

Sushupti wrote:

photu phor inspirashun

r they gay...or tryin to just expose..

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Jan 2012 21:10

^^^ parting (of cheeks) is such sweet sorrow...

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 07 Jan 2012 21:15

Lalmohan wrote:^^^ parting (of cheeks) is such sweet sorrow...

Alhamdulillaawwwwwww.. cho chweet!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Jan 2012 21:19

bhy? eej mauler eating cheeni? hainji?

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 07 Jan 2012 21:31

Lalmohan wrote:bhy? eej mauler eating cheeni? hainji?

Maulaner haj neu locashun to indicate hij actibitiej with cheeni in French.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Jan 2012 21:49

that eej almost too mach infomashun!

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 08 Jan 2012 03:33

This vaccuum energy the suarco maulaner talks about is quite dangerous. It has caused many blasts.

archan · Post by **archan** » 08 Jan 2012 03:47

Anujan wrote:This vaccuum energy the suarco maulaner talks about is quite dangerous. It has caused many blasts.

I hear ju Hanmullah, I exberience vaccum plasts every morning in bakistan.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 08 Jan 2012 09:22

^^^This is the shooting of baki movie - Broke Pak Mountain.

This is about the deep deep friendship of 'happy' baki fauji and 'happy' Cheeni birader. The movie will be different from similar sounding kuffar movie by naat having ghodas, but ghlodas. This will be an Oscar winning movie from Bakistan.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 08 Jan 2012 23:31

Hiyar joo are: paki Jaan Wayne (just like in Hatari fillum). The asli Jaan Wayne:

The nakli Jaan Wayne

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 08 Jan 2012 23:44

Khayaloon Mein Doobey Huay....

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 09 Jan 2012 23:50

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 10 Jan 2012 03:43

It's a practice followed in Pakhanastan (aljo in bharat) hoping that burying paralyzed children in sand during Solar Eclipse will help them walk!

More info here:

Photu

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 10 Jan 2012 05:51

archan · Post by **archan** » 10 Jan 2012 06:04

Lahaul bila quvvat, that ij some serious ahem ahem.

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 10 Jan 2012 08:02

Ij that ~~pork~~ swine eating tallel birather mounting a goat loving mard?

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 10 Jan 2012 09:52

Bojitive Neuj: Bakistan Dekho-no-money #1!!!

The United States has to decide: are we in the tent or outside?.....If you keep people out of the tent, things can suddenly move the other way.

Why phor ij Shortcut mian complaining about being left out of the tambu? Ijn't Amir Khan's bambu permanently planted in Bakistan's pichwara, hain ji??

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 10 Jan 2012 12:22

^^^ in that photu, is Cheeni biladel trying to prove he has a big dick head?

Phoonk sundari should watch out in case baki fauji gets his natural in born mardangi urges and does a Gilani on her.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Jan 2012 13:22

not to pheyar, phoonk sundari haj placed her haath deeper and taller in pojijun before any safaii can take place!

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 11 Jan 2012 00:52

archan · Post by **archan** » 11 Jan 2012 01:55

^ No peard? no interest.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 11 Jan 2012 06:56

^^^ Mullahs on guard, protecting the Ideological Frontiers of Islam, led by Kaptaan Mullah Khan.

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 11 Jan 2012 07:44

Lalmohan wrote:not to pheyar, phoonk sundari haj placed her haath deeper and taller in pojijun before any safaii can take place!

Bhile she ij trying brotect her assets in the phront other faujis are eying her ass-ets on the pack.
There is nebher a dull momint in the liphe of a baki fauji.

Salam

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 11 Jan 2012 21:35

Bresenting Mullah Kufr-ud-din bith hij meh-boob-ba .

tejas · Post by **tejas** » 11 Jan 2012 22:42

OMG that ij one big kushpoo

member_20317 · Post by **member_20317** » 11 Jan 2012 22:57

joygoswami wrote:Bresenting Mullah Kufr-ud-din bith hij meh-boob-ba .

There is Allah written on that mehbooba-e-ghazi. Ghazi overflowing with Sharm & Haya, cannot search for it at the place he suspects it is (bindliyon ka gooda). At least not in buplic so he brought his mehbooba to a secluded sbot.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Jan 2012 23:50

Kanishka wrote:
Lalmohan wrote:not to pheyar, phoonk sundari haj placed her haath deeper and taller in pojijun before any safaii can take place!
Bhile she ij trying brotect her assets in the phront other faujis are eying her ass-ets on the pack.
There is nebher a dull momint in the liphe of a baki fauji.

Salam

laackily shee eej about to ismash badmash fauji al gropi in baltistan region with knee that cannot be seen, with thunder that cannot be heard...