Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan (TSP): 29 March 2012

shyamd · Post by **shyamd** » 31 Mar 2012 15:21

Jhujar wrote:Kaolin Powell 2 Game

US to rely on India if talks with Pakistan fail
WASHINGTON: The delay in finalising parliamentary recommendations for US-Pakistan relations is causing confusion in Washington where the Obama administration seems unable to decide how to proceed with rebuilding this key relationship.While the White House and the State Department say that they will wait patiently for Pakistan to complete the review, a senior US general told a congressional panel on Thursday that the United States would have to rely on India and the northern distribution network if Pakistan did not reopen Nato supply lines to Afghanistan.“If we can’t negotiate or successfully negotiate the reopening of ground lines of communication with Pakistan, we have to default and rely on India and the northern distribution network,” said Lt-Gen Frank Panter, the Deputy Commandant for Installations and Logistics.“Both are expensive propositions and it increases the deployment or redeployment,” the general told the Readiness Subcommittee of the House Armed Services Committee.In earlier testimonies, other US generals have warned that the failure to reopen Pakistan routes could delay the schedule for withdrawing US combat troops from Afghanistan by 2014.

India's supply route via Iran packaged with Indian labels. Must be non sensitive equipment and paani, chai biskoot. Why not? Increases our leverage with US. good time to get more out of them.

habal · Post by **habal** » 31 Mar 2012 15:24

all that meat w/ -> garam masala churning in stomach -> cauldron-like summer heat -> no bijli anywhere to cool down -> pindi channa while taking a stroll outside -> explosion

Prasad · Post by **Prasad** » 31 Mar 2012 16:46

Whats wrong with anklets? I seem to think that angered that maul-an-anna more than the jeans I think. Anyone shed some light please?

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 31 Mar 2012 17:23

Prasad wrote:Whats wrong with anklets? I seem to think that angered that maul-an-anna more than the jeans I think. Anyone shed some light please?

Aha! the mere thought of the wrath of kannagi makes purelanders pee in their ~~pants~~ shalwars. Nothing like wrath of a wimmen. Silappathikaram should send nightmares to lot of pakis. Ban that kuffar anklets.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 31 Mar 2012 17:45

mullah got turned on by the anklets, hence the kolaveri di

Prasad · Post by **Prasad** » 31 Mar 2012 17:45

JwalaMukhi wrote:
Prasad wrote:Whats wrong with anklets? I seem to think that angered that maul-an-anna more than the jeans I think. Anyone shed some light please?
Aha! the mere thought of the wrath of kannagi makes purelanders pee in their ~~pants~~ shalwars. Nothing like wrath of a wimmen. Silappathikaram should send nightmares to lot of pakis. Ban that kuffar anklets.

If they did indeed fear it, they shuoldnt be trying to get rid of them. Last time someone did that, she burnt the whole bloody metropolis down singlehandedly!

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 31 Mar 2012 17:59

Seriously, pure arap wannabis, can and will take fancy to have takleef that is inconvenient for the day. The world of fatwas book kind of lists all kinds of ridiculous things that the faithful take umbrage.
What is not known to the arap wannabis, is by a stroke of fatwa, the wannabis can be declared wajibul cattle by the pure araps. But pretending to be pure araps is fun till it lasts.

CRamS · Post by **CRamS** » 31 Mar 2012 18:53

ramana wrote: The reality is US is addicted to TSP. The addiction is with the Anglo-Saxon West thinking that they can use TSP to checkmate India since before the Partition in 1947.

RamanaGaru, minor nit-pick (see bolded part of your post). Haven't the Anglo Saxon west gone beyond thinking, and have they not succeeded in their mission? For how long, I don't know, but India is stuck with this west created TSP abomination as an albatross around its neck for the foreseeable future is it not?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 31 Mar 2012 20:58

You are late sir, haven't you gamed this before? India will supply bijli to Bakistan, there will be biss and brosperity and Bakistan will use Indian bijli and a trade surplus to checkmate Amreeka

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 31 Mar 2012 21:11

Mahendra wrote:You are late sir, haven't you gamed this before? India will supply bijli to Bakistan, there will be biss and brosperity and Bakistan will use Indian bijli and a trade surplus to checkmate Amreeka

In the words of the famous pakjabi MP (of the "Yindoo banias extract electricity before relasing the river waters" fame), maybe the Indians are trying to trick the pak purehearts by providing them with a special type of bijli that can only run household gadgets but not run their ordinance factories and nooklear power plants? You can never trust the evil Yindoos.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 31 Mar 2012 21:14

Bhooka nanga transplantees (mind you, with briefcases and regulation length salwars) are now turning against each other in a mexican standoff. Iqbal ka pa'astan is now a reality.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 31 Mar 2012 22:01

Could be in the Benis thread but posting it here as a start. Pakistanis ranked 4th most intelligent people globally
And, if this headline does not warm the cockles of your heart, read on:

“Pakistanis are equal to people of development and industrialized countries when it comes to intelligence,” survey quoted.

The survey quantifies various aspects of brilliance and intellectual work in the nations of surveyed countries.

Pakistanis outshines in field of Intelligence despite dearth of required resources and opportunities Think of what the pakis can accomplish if they had resources and opportunities. Take that, you kufrs

So, whats the sample size in the survey?

The case studies of Ali Moeen Nawazish, Arfa Karim and Moosa Firoz were also quoted to prove high brain performance by Pakistanis.Ali has secured 22 As in A levels exams, Arfa Karim had earned title of the youngest Microsoft Certified Expert and Moosa has won World Mathematics Championship.

Three!! And by extrapolating this dubious sample, we get.......Voila!! BTW, April 1st is around the corner.

Gus · Post by **Gus** » 31 Mar 2012 23:22

abhijitm wrote:^^ winter is paki breeding period. Once they knock out women they go berserk against other men. Cycle continues...

could it be that the power cuts and unemployment means too many idiots don't have anything to do and can't be at home watching tv..so why not kill some less pious eh..

Dipanker · Post by **Dipanker** » 01 Apr 2012 00:08

anupmisra wrote:Could be in the Benis thread but posting it here as a start. Pakistanis ranked 4th most intelligent people globally
And, if this headline does not warm the cockles of your heart, read on:

“Pakistanis are equal to people of development and industrialized countries when it comes to intelligence,” survey quoted.
The survey quantifies various aspects of brilliance and intellectual work in the nations of surveyed countries.
Pakistanis outshines in field of Intelligence despite dearth of required resources and opportunities Think of what the pakis can accomplish if they had resources and opportunities. Take that, you kufrs
So, whats the sample size in the survey?

The case studies of Ali Moeen Nawazish, Arfa Karim and Moosa Firoz were also quoted to prove high brain performance by Pakistanis.Ali has secured 22 As in A levels exams, Arfa Karim had earned title of the youngest Microsoft Certified Expert and Moosa has won World Mathematics Championship.
Three!! And by extrapolating this dubious sample, we get.......Voila!! BTW, April 1st is around the corner.

The guy won some online math contest run by some Austrailian website and Paki being Paki are touting that as World Championship!!!

sanjaykumar · Post by **sanjaykumar** » 01 Apr 2012 00:23

Bhooka nanga transplantees

Why is their complexion pink?

I have just been to Pakistan West and I saw bad shaql log that can only be produced through generations of inbreeding. But I was impressed by the pious wearing beards as thick as the Negro's pubes.

But alas not a pink complexion anywhere.

ShauryaT · Post by **ShauryaT** » 01 Apr 2012 02:13

B Ji, on second thoughts, I will post my comments on Managing Pakistan Failure Thread. This one is too much fun to be spoiling it.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 01 Apr 2012 06:43

anupmisra wrote:Could be in the Benis thread but posting it here as a start. Pakistanis ranked 4th most intelligent people globally

What I find amazing is the way Pakistanis continuously find ways of praising themselves. This is in direct contrast to Indians who mainly deride Indian actions or inability. This is not for this thread. Pride has been beaten out of Indians, but Muslims retained some "Islamic pride" that was solidified in the creation of Pakistan which was portrayed as a victory of Islam.

Not only do Pakis say Indians are losers, a lot of Indians are convinced of India's loser status. But that too is not for this thread. Sorry. OT

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Apr 2012 06:53

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser men so full of doubts.”
― Bertrand Russell

Doubt everything. Find your own light.”
― Siddhārtha Gautama
Doubt is an uncomfortable condition, but certainty is a ridiculous one.”
― Voltaire
“If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things.”
― René Descartes
“Life is doubt,
And faith without doubt is nothing but death.”
― Miguel de Unamuno

saip · Post by **saip** » 01 Apr 2012 07:12

Did not someone forecast this regarding the supply of power to Pakis?

And what could be worse that India is now about to sell us electricity generated on our share of canal waters while we have not been able to build Kalabagh Dam to cater to the country’s needs.

Nutty Nation

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 01 Apr 2012 07:16

http://www.expressindia.com/latest-news ... ns/930911/

Saman is being described by the American media as a "scam artist" who cheated homeowners after impressing them with her physical appearance, including her "almond-shaped eyes, flawless skin and full beautiful lips".

The money ripped off from clients was used to buy plastic surgery for Saman, and pay for a Mercedes and the mortgage on their USD 2.2 million home.

The couple charged homeowners at least USD 4,500 and often more to renegotiate their mortgages with banks.

Korina Diaz, a Gilroy waitress who lost her ranch after paying the couple USD 11,500 to lower her mortgage payments, told Mercury News: "She was really pretty. She wore a skirt suit, high heels, nylons - like a real good-looking professional lady."

Diaz and her husband were so impressed by what the Hasnains were promising them, they invited 30 friends over to the house to listen to the couple talk about their loan-modification scheme.

Here's the punch line!

But before they could be apprehended, the couple fled the US with their two young sons to Lahore. American officials said there was little they could do now as Pakistan has no extradition arrangement with the US.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 01 Apr 2012 07:19

Jhujar wrote:The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser men so full of doubts.”
― Bertrand Russell

American Exceptionalism also has the same attitude. "We are entitled to more because we are so great". Pakistanis are copying that and then poking Americans in the ass with it the way the US pokes everyone else in the ass.

tejas · Post by **tejas** » 01 Apr 2012 07:32

Inshalla one day India will become a development nation.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Apr 2012 08:59

saip wrote:Did not someone forecast this regarding the supply of power to Pakis?
And what could be worse that India is now about to sell us electricity generated on our share of canal waters while we have not been able to build Kalabagh Dam to cater to the country’s needs.
Nutty Nation

Indus Water Treaty is Haram. The very name Indus is synonymous with kuffar. Pakistan needs only the Sunni Islamic Jamjam Water treat/y. I say we install the 33 crore idols on the rivers and let the water flow only after touching their feet. Right before the rivers enter Poaqland, water must go through the properly shaped water holes to prove the peer point.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Apr 2012 09:40

Yeh Kaisa Majakh Hai

Life returns to South Waziristan

KOTKAI (SOUTH WAZIRISTAN) – Amid pin-drop-silence, sparrows are flying over rugged mountains, on each hilltop, right under the national flag, officers and soldiers of Pakistan Army equipped with anti-aircraft guns and sophisticated technology are on high-alert. The entire population has been disarmed, no matter willingly or unwilling.The mobile phone service has been disrupted. Markets are demolished and no Taliban-run seminary virtually exists on the ground. Kids are going to school and elders wave their hands with sliming faces as troops move on the beautifully constructed Tank-Jandola-Makin (TJM) Road. This is Kotkai in South Waziristan, the hometown of TTP leader Hakimullah Mehsud, his top aide Qari Hussain, and once the stronghold of Baitullah Mehsud.“The command and control of Taliban has been dismantled. They are cornered and their leadership has been eliminated. The government writ has been successfully established in 90 per cent of South Waziristan. We are near to (achieving) 100 per cent,” said visibly confident Major-General Asim Saleem Bajwa

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Apr 2012 09:44

shiv wrote:http://www.expressindia.com/latest-news ... ns/930911/
Saman is being described by the American media as a "scam artist" who cheated homeowners after impressing them with her physical appearance, including her "almond-shaped eyes, flawless skin and full beautiful lips".

Here is this PoaqBooty

suryag · Post by **suryag** » 01 Apr 2012 12:38

the poakbooty during the booty pageant

Well Saman Hasnain the newly crowned Mrs. Pakistan World 2008 has one year to represent Pakistan in international pageants and promote Pakistan in a different way to the world. Hasnain, who now lives in San Francisco with her family looks at this win as a great honour and triumph for Pakistani women. “I would like to change the world’s perception of Pakistani women. It is important to raise funds and help resolve issues faced by Pakistan. I hope to act as a role model, and encourage, educate and motivate Pakistani women to help achieve a strong and progressive Pakistan” says Hasnain.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 01 Apr 2012 13:45

shiv wrote:http://www.expressindia.com/latest-news ... ns/930911/

Here's the punch line!

But before they could be apprehended, the couple fled the US with their two young sons to Lahore. American officials said there was little they could do now as Pakistan has no extradition arrangement with the US.

She was Mrs. Pakistan and will be treated as quam-ki-beti for having exemplified pakistaniat. I am sure there will be DPC rallies in her honor. Never mind KSM and similar rouges were given first-class tickets to enjoy an all expenses paid vacation in the Carribean resort in Cuba, even though there is no extradition arrangement.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 01 Apr 2012 13:52

saip wrote:Did not someone forecast this regarding the supply of power to Pakis?

And what could be worse that India is now about to sell us electricity generated on our share of canal waters while we have not been able to build Kalabagh Dam to cater to the country’s needs.
Nutty Nation

Absolutely. Pakistan should challenge India trying to sell power from these rivers to Pakistan in the International Justice Court.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 01 Apr 2012 14:03

RCase wrote:
saip wrote:Did not someone forecast this regarding the supply of power to Pakis?

And what could be worse that India is now about to sell us electricity generated on our share of canal waters while we have not been able to build Kalabagh Dam to cater to the country’s needs.

Nutty Nation
Absolutely. Pakistan should challenge India trying to sell power from these rivers to Pakistan in the International Justice Court.

And when the waters reach Pakistan, all the electricity will have been taken out of it.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 02 Apr 2012 00:44

Tere sukh abb Mere, Mere Dukh abb tere , Poaqer Chinkil Dekho Totta Maina Thhere

Pakistan, China to stand together ‘in all circumstances’

BOAO: Pakistan and China on Sunday agreed to stand with each other ‘in all circumstances’ and vowed to uphold their sovereignty and territorial integrity at all costs.Prime Minister Syed Yousuf Raza Gilani and China’s Executive Vice Premier, Li Keqiang expressed these views as they met on the sidelines of the Boao Forum.“China’s friend is our friend, and China’s enemy is ours,” Prime Minister Gilani assured the Chinese leader, in a meeting held at the State Guest House. Gilani said Pakistan considers China’s security as its own security and supports China’s position on Taiwan, Tibet and Xinqiang.China’s Executive Vice Premier categorically said that China would support Pakistan’s sovereignty and territorial integrity in every situation.“No matter what changes take place at international level, we will uphold Pakistan’s sovereignty and territorial integrity,” he said, and added Pakistan and China are strategic partners that respect and trust each other at equal level.He said China supports Pakistan’s role in regional and international affairs. Prime Minister Gilani said Pakistan was grateful to the Chinese support for upholding Pakistan’s sovereignty, independence and territorial integrity.He said his government gives high importance to the security of Chinese citizens in Pakistan, and added that he was personally monitoring the process to provide them extensive protection.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 02 Apr 2012 00:45

http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2012/04/ ... .html?_r=1
Pakistan's Zardari to Make 'Personal' Visit to India

ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - President Asif Ali Zardari is expected soon to make the first visit to India by a Pakistani head of state since 2005, with relations between the nuclear-armed rivals at their warmest in years.Zardari's spokesman said on Sunday that the visit would be personal but held out the possibility that it could be official. Indian media quoted government sources there as saying they hoped there would be formal talks. "It has been on the cards, and now it is confirmed," spokesman Farhatullah Babar told Reuters. "It was supposed to be a private visit. But what it turns out (to be) finally, whether private, official, or private (and) official has yet to be confirmed," he added. Zardari is expected to visit a shrine to a revered Sufi saint in the Indian city of Ajmer. Indian newspapers, citing government sources, said that Indian officials were making efforts to hold political discussions during the visit

Rediff
http://www.rediff.com/news/report/zarda ... 120401.htm
Zardari likely to visit Ajmer dargah on April 8

Vivasvat · Post by **Vivasvat** » 02 Apr 2012 03:13

shiv wrote:http://www.expressindia.com/latest-news ... ns/930911/
Saman is being described by the American media as a "scam artist" who cheated homeowners after impressing them with her physical appearance, including her "almond-shaped eyes, flawless skin and full beautiful lips".

She needs to update her blog with the latest headlines:
http://samanhasnain.blogspot.com/

More ugly scam artists here: http://mrspakistanworld.com/

http://usatrends.org/saman-hasnain-alon ... loan-scam/

The couple promised to refund the money if they failed to get the loans modified. To show they were legitimate, the payments were placed in an escrow account. But the fine print stated that Jawad Hasnain was able to empty the escrow account any time he wanted to.

abhishek_sharma · Post by **abhishek_sharma** » 02 Apr 2012 06:00

65 years later, Pak brigadier pens Delhi of pre-Partition days

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 02 Apr 2012 07:15

Despite perennial shortages in pakiland, powerful chemical stuff for smoking is still freely available, perhaps heavily subsidized by the powers that be?

Kashmir in the cold

First, there is no point in denying that Kashmir has been put on the ‘back burner’ as far as Pakistan’s diplomacy is concerned. But what was even more disturbing was Ms Khar’s misreading of history and her assertion that we [Pakistan] “are equally responsible” as India for “building animosity and hostility”.

This is not true. It was not Pakistan but India which unilaterally took over Kashmir through an engineered accession, and the peremptory dispatch of troops to Srinagar despite a ‘standstill agreement’ with Pakistan; reneged on its pledge to allow the Kashmiris to determine their own future through a UN-supervised plebiscite; politically compromised or jailed Kashmiri leaders; repeatedly and brutally suppressed the serial uprisings of the Kashmiri peoples, killing over 80,000 since 1989, ‘disappearing’ 10,000, incarcerating thousands more; imposed a military occupation by 700,000 troops in Kashmir.

It is true that Pakistan did support the Kashmiris at various stages in varying degrees to wrest their freedom from India. Unfortunately, our efforts to support Kashmiri freedom were even more ham-handed than the Indian campaigns to suppress the Kashmiris. But while our support may have been inefficient, it should not be perceived as illegal.

In the post-colonial period, international law had evolved in several UN declarations on decolonisation which made it legal to support, even militarily, the struggle of peoples under colonial or foreign occupation for self-determination. How then is Pakistan equally to blame for ‘animosity and hostility’?

What we should accept blame for is losing several strategic opportunities for securing Kashmiri rights and freedoms. The last such opportunity presented itself during the decade of the 1990s. Pakistan’s decision to inject the ‘jihadi’ groups, rather than support the indigenous Kashmiri liberation movement, and the subsequent transgressions and cruelty of religious
fanatics, led inevitably to charges of ‘terrorism’ and the progressive delegitimisation of the just Kashmiri freedom struggle.

Then what about baluchistan??

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 02 Apr 2012 07:45

abhishek_sharma wrote:65 years later, Pak brigadier pens Delhi of pre-Partition days

Siddiqi , who calls himself the last of "the Indo-Pakistani generation", and a "vintage Dilliwala", sets aside sentimentality when he discusses various vexed issues concerning the two countries. "One needs to be realistic and understand that there can be a sub-continental union, but absolutely no reunion. And India needs to be more generous towards Pakistan," he said.

See all this nostaligic SOBs have only one thing in the end:India should give more!
Scratch a moderate you will find a jihadi!

Hari Seldon · Post by **Hari Seldon** » 02 Apr 2012 08:00

^^^10 yrs ago I remember thinking that at the rate at which India and Pak were diverging in the SciTech and Econ spheres, we'll have the wherewithal to ignore them and move on in 10 yrs time.

Sadly, overlooked the role of the 3.5 whose sole purpose here is to maintain 'balance' and 'stability' by arming, re-arming and then re-re-arming Pak.

However, hearteningly, despite the generous dollops of cash, arms and aid, the slide down the toilet bowl for pak has only slowed, not stopped, forget about reversed.

Another 10 yrs and hopefully the gap between the 2 countries will be so wide even the wilfully blind pakis will not be able to lie as brazenly as this Paki brig buffoon.

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 02 Apr 2012 08:30

Hari< See this blog.
CNN blog on who sells what to whom!

http://globalpublicsquare.blogs.cnn.com ... s-exports/

Drill down to how much US exports and what it transferred to TSP!

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 02 Apr 2012 08:32

They will press for increased people to people, liberal visa regime ityadi so that their RAPEs, cricket players and movie actresses can come over, make money and merry.

My uncle's car driver's neighbour's friend already knows a few pakis who are all pumped up about this:

1. One lady is a self styled book critic who wants to start a south Asian publishing company with upcoming talent, in Bangalore. (Cashing in on upcoming chetan bhagats)

2. Another gent is shouting hoarse to anyone that will hear that pakis should be allowed to invest in IT sector and start IT shops in Bangalore.

3. Another Motoroma wants 6 month exchange program for paki journalists to come and work in India.

Why don't they all report in Pakistan, encourage paki authors and set up companies there? these people are moneyed elite who have figured that buying more land is probably not the best investment in "south Asia" anymore.

Some of them are bouncing these ideas at us in the numerous track two back channel love making pappi jhappis.

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 02 Apr 2012 08:40

chetak wrote:Despite perennial shortages in pakiland, powerful chemical stuff for smoking is still freely available, perhaps heavily subsidized by the powers that be?

Oh no, no external stimulant or chemical is required. To a Paki all this comes naturally from within, and is 400% organic. Its called "Pakistaniat".

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 02 Apr 2012 08:51

Hari Seldon wrote:^^^10 yrs ago I remember thinking that at the rate at which India and Pak were diverging in the SciTech and Econ spheres, we'll have the wherewithal to ignore them and move on in 10 yrs time.

Sadly, overlooked the role of the 3.5 whose sole purpose here is to maintain 'balance' and 'stability' by arming, re-arming and then re-re-arming Pak.

However, hearteningly, despite the generous dollops of cash, arms and aid, the slide down the toilet bowl for pak has only slowed, not stopped, forget about reversed.

Another 10 yrs and hopefully the gap between the 2 countries will be so wide even the wilfully blind pakis will not be able to lie as brazenly as this Paki brig buffoon.

Please allow me a philosophical parable here.

A Peepul tree seed, planted under the soil expected to break out though the thin layer of soil to see and worship the the sun but found that the weight of the soil above it was unbearable. The seed put in superhuman effort and finally sent a shoot out into the open, and found that the thin layer of soil above also had a heavy rock on top. The seed had pushed the rock aside just a bit to get its first glimpse of the sun. The seed knew that if it had to grow it would still have to push the rock aside and grow roots all around it.

If the Peepul seed is India, Pakistan is the thin layer of soil and the 3.5 are the rock. There is no alternative to direct competition with the US and China. If the cooperate, fine. But they will have to get as good as they give. Pakistan is going to be a side issue.