Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

niran · Post by **niran** » 25 Apr 2012 16:37

eye pring phatastik khabar,

in moh tod jawab to SDRE Bhindia mijjile agni-5 bakistan fired hatsoff mijjile
AoA
meanwhile in lahore railway tayshun 5 apduls were dispatched following vacum bulb explosion while celebrating
hatsoff mijjile launch. eye vigorously appeal for more celebrayshun.

Salam

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 25 Apr 2012 16:56

^ Diyaar Niran-al-Khabri,
Pleej to explaning what is vacum bulb explosion ? Ij this bulb in vacuum which Bakistan is turning out to be or ij it vaccum inside the bulb which I ask why not cause all bulbs to bursts together.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 26 Apr 2012 02:08

^^^ Could it be passible that the new ICBM Hatsoff mijjile range was extended so much ujing djinn tach-no-laggie that it udaoed around the earth-e-shaster and just missed hitting Amritsar? Could it be Bakistan's bad luck that the mijjile was so powerful that it obershot its target and landed on Lawhore railway istayshun?

partha · Post by **partha** » 26 Apr 2012 02:12

since agni 5 ij a south asian mijjile, what waj the need for bakistan to test fire a mijjile?

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 26 Apr 2012 03:45

at 2:46 Raa agint celebrating diwali.

Rohit_K · Post by **Rohit_K** » 26 Apr 2012 06:40

Haraam video. Baki's first flashmob dancing to kufr song

niran · Post by **niran** » 26 Apr 2012 07:40

VikasRaina wrote:^ Diyaar Niran-al-Khabri,
Pleej to explaning what is vacum bulb explosion ? Ij this bulb in vacuum which Bakistan is turning out to be or ij it vaccum inside the bulb which I ask why not cause all bulbs to bursts together.

lahaul villa kuwat! never thought eye did see dhis din
Da wise maulana eej asking wat eej vacum pulp

now wat!
fartgwa vending machine eej out aph arder!?! again?!
nathing eej going sahi here in LMU
wait till the fartgwa machine come back on line maulana, wait phor eet, insahalla eye shall cleanse LMU oph
all jaheeliat.

Salam.

Anurag · Post by **Anurag** » 26 Apr 2012 07:42

Wonder why they dance around in evil kuffir music and refuse to dance around in their arab camel humping music, after all that's their supposed origin!!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 26 Apr 2012 08:01

Djinna phought phor Iq Ball ka Baakistan . Poaq Poaqkulation passing

partha · Post by **partha** » 26 Apr 2012 10:56

birathers i declare myself to be bakistani yindian for the next few months becauje i want to enjoy amir khan's new show on yindoo tv without any feeling of guilt and uncomfortableness.

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 26 Apr 2012 17:12

400% halaal version of entertainment on demand

Arun_J · Post by **Arun_J** » 26 Apr 2012 20:19

Haraam video. Baki's first flashmob dancing to kufr song

Uff....Too many raa agints in Karachi. I stobbed counting aphter 20.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 26 Apr 2012 20:51

Diyar biradars, evil Yindia lunch satlight in sky? fikar not. Our scientisht hab already put bakistani space brogram ahead of Yindia in 2003.

blij to read

Salam.

Rana · Post by **Rana** » 27 Apr 2012 04:09

Bhen do we get this law in Bakistan?...After all be a peacon of ishlam. Or do be habe this already?

http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2 ... 10198.html

She was referring to two laws: one that would legalize the marriage of girls starting from the age of 14 and the other that permits a husband to have sex with his dead wife within the six hours following her death.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 27 Apr 2012 07:32

abhijitm wrote:Diyar biradars, evil Yindia lunch satlight in sky? fikar not. Our scientisht hab already put bakistani space brogram ahead of Yindia in 2003.

blij to read

Salam.

The budget for science and technology, he pointed out, had been increased by 4,000 per cent and the bandwidth rates reduced from $86,000 to $3,800 per annum. “And who does not know that there is a 50 years tax holiday for the IT sector.”

See-near Maulaners,

I waj wondering how Musharaff keeps pulling numbers out of his musharaff, put they all have a battern! Musharaff always pelieved in quoting numbers that were multiples of phour! Things are either 200%, 400% or in thij kase 4000%!

Supan-yella, I waj surprised by the knowledge that waj revealed to me while doing madrassa math. Bakislam ij fascinated with the number phour and that ij central to all Lawhori logic kal-coup-lay-shuns! That ij bhy Musharaff keeps insisting 400% times sure bhat he is saying, be it budget increase or bandwidth rate. One is reminded of phour phathers, phour legal ayeshas, sebenty two hooris in jannat plus twenty eight ... Aj in any math broplem, there are boundary conditions that do not apply, like the number of bosessions of the right hand.

Queshun: Why doej Musharaff say there ij a 50 years tax holiday for the IT sector hainji? It ij in our DNA to excel in IT. IT ij our sensitivity and core issue. How can there be a holiday in IT? Isn't Bakistan an enlightened moderate nashun, alwajs taking a principled stand for piss? Can a fartwa be bassed from the musharaff on Musharaff?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Apr 2012 09:11

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 27 Apr 2012 13:03

^^^

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 27 Apr 2012 13:49

UFOs behind Pak airline crash?
http://www.dnaindia.com/world/report_uf ... sh_1681366

UFO= Unislamic Foreign Object ?

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 27 Apr 2012 19:43

Rohit_K wrote:Haraam video. Baki's first flashmob dancing to kufr song

Flash mob or street dance??

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 27 Apr 2012 20:04

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shiv · Post by **shiv** » 27 Apr 2012 20:06

No wimmenj in phlash mab? I dekhoed onlee 2 mins.

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 27 Apr 2012 20:16

joygoswami wrote:PREAKING NEWJ !!!

Baki Mijjile First Photos.

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/33 ... 71563.jpg/

Hain? Wear ij the kreen baint and lal topi for the mijjile?

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 27 Apr 2012 21:01

What is the probability that the aliens will be kuffars? In the light of the fact that Neil Armstrong heard Azaan in the moon and converted once he came back to earth.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 27 Apr 2012 22:26

Baaki Miizile hai Harami
Garreen paint hai Izzlami
Chotti Laal Topi Cheeni
Phir bhi Exaust Pakistani.

Harish · Post by **Harish** » 27 Apr 2012 23:20

The mighty baki sate-e-lite launjing behical stands ready to garry baki yechandee into space.

Launj ij currently bostboned onlee, as pindi channa is being manubactured to stuff into the two larje bessels you can see in this pikchur. Since bakis care for the environment onlee, these bessels are currently being used as batar tankars to subbly bater to pindi.

How advanshed baki taknalogy is! Maulaners, do you know anything jimilar in the yindoo nashun?

Bakistan paindabutt!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 28 Apr 2012 00:27

shiv wrote:No wimmenj in phlash mab? I dekhoed onlee 2 mins.

Hakimullah, that is bhy the mens are suffering from 'Kolaveri Di'

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 28 Apr 2012 01:20

Sbelling misteek only

should be KOLAVERI IED

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 28 Apr 2012 01:54

^^^ Good catch. Waj naat paying attenshun during my IT core-sis.

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 28 Apr 2012 01:54

lahaul vila koovat!
khufiya Baki Korma pharmulla leaked!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 28 Apr 2012 02:08

Pakistan says US not listening, drone strikes must stop

Bhy are drones going on strike hainji? Drones going on strike is causing a lot of loss to the Baki dekho-no-money. We habe suffered $56 Trillion losses and over 40,000 lives lost. Yes, the US is not listening.

partha · Post by **partha** » 28 Apr 2012 02:28

AdityaM wrote:lahaul vila koovat!
khufiya Baki Korma pharmulla leaked!

NSFL.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 28 Apr 2012 03:20

AdityaM wrote:lahaul vila koovat!
khufiya Baki Korma pharmulla leaked!

Indeed La Hole Billa Kabuttar
Poaq Natio-anal Dish -Poaqorma bith bure Paoq-karmic engredients.

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 28 Apr 2012 12:43

X-posting from TSP thread -->

I ran into this in wikipedia

First Paki sci-fi film, evil yindoos copied in koi mil gaya

"Shanee" is a 1989 Pakistani film starring Babra Sharif, Sheri Malik and Ghulam Mohiuddin and directed by Saeed Rizvi. The film was known for its special effects which were first used in Pakistan.
[edit]Summary

Shanee begins with a glowing space ship that arrives in the middle of the forest near a village. A glowing figure appears and follows a terrified Babra Sharif to her house where he decides to assume the appearance of a young man he happens to view in a lovingly framed photograph. He is greeted with open arms by the villagers and especially by a blushing Babra and her family for unknown to the spaceman that he has assumed the appearance of Shanee the man who Babra was due to marry and who was supposedly brutally murdered by a villainous goon by the name of Shamsher Khan (Asif Khan).
The fake Shanee lands in the thick of it upon his arrival because when he refuses to marry her as everyone expected, she blackmails him and forces him to change his mind. Anyway all appears hunky dory and Shanee even turns his nose up at going home defying orders from his plant claiming that he has fallen for the ways of the humans! Then one fine day things turn nasty when evil goon Shamsher Khan, king of flesh trade discovers that the thorn he though he had extracted once and for all has resurfaced to threaten him once again.
While trying to fight for the man whose identity he took on, due to the feeling of obligation he falls in love with Babra Sharif. The alien who landed on Earth came in search of a planet where his people are able to survive but after falling in love will he be able to return to his people and his land after the hate against humanity that they have seen?

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 28 Apr 2012 15:05

^ Climax

gakakkad · Post by **gakakkad** » 28 Apr 2012 20:33

queschun to learned maulanas ..

in Bheekipedia article it is menshuned that Shaheen mijjile haj " the Shaheen IA primarily contains sophisticated automated refueling and advanced stealth technology features "

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaheen_missile

Q- How do i refill my mijjile..
q if my mijjile is stealth , can khuspoo fell the bleasure of re-entry ?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 28 Apr 2012 21:05

^^^ By the grace of ATM, apduls have an automatic shistam of refueling their mijjile. One can fire away, and it will be ready in a short while.

That is bhy apduls have been given the legal right by the book to constantly practice and gain experience of automatic refueling techniki, with multiple targets.

Since there is no tel or bijli phour laaight, mijjile is always in stealth mode in RAAt. Butt, by the laas of fizikcs, momentum must be conserved. Mijjile momentum ij transferred to khushboo upon reentry and hence can feel the bleasure. IED!

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 29 Apr 2012 07:04

Joo unbelieperz:
Habn't joo heard maulana pkd (pindaliyon ka gooda) eggzplain the mazaa-e-jannat? How doez bun remain pabarfool like a 100 man in jannat? That is the refuelling taknalji.
I am suar that all joo hab phorgaten the day joo bar inspyrad to join LMU.
I am suar that awnly pure bious beepals can understand. Nat munnafiks

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 30 Apr 2012 17:46

X -post

Lalmohan wrote:so skype now does recording quality voice?
i wonder if movies like jism actually have their target audience in p-land, for all the furious maalish-wallah's?

Or maybe the music director thought Skype quality or studio quality - the voice sounds the same for the Paki?
Either way, the singer is bajji_bull_cutlet ...Jism 2 has Sunny Leone in it.

[ Finds it strange LalBrof does not know this common Paki Sura.....time to order Karachi airport to deny landing for professor's next flight ]

partha · Post by **partha** » 30 Apr 2012 23:15

pgbhat wrote:^ Climax

it ij actually crymax. it will make joo cry from laughing hard.

Shaashtanga · Post by **Shaashtanga** » 30 Apr 2012 23:57

Zaid Hamid :An inborn Mujahid _ Karate Demonstration 1985 !