Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 01 May 2012 00:20

^Shouldn't it be Inbred Mujahid??

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 01 May 2012 01:10

^^ aftarullah miya mahendraulla. dont use the haraam word "bred". he is "In-Pita" mujahid. ( Or Bin-Pita mujahid for that matter)

our followers are not burger kids, they are pita-shwarma kids of original arabic halaal kind.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 01 May 2012 04:37

^^^ Repeated blows can cause khan-kush-uns and affect the dimaag. The rebelation of this noo inphourmatshun about Muji Zahil Hameed explains his brass balls anal-i-sis. ZH sab Cold Starts with Agni test followed with RAA-Djini moves to counter phourth-generation coujin warfare taqniki. Dekhiae, great demunstrashun of haath to haath ladaai during which Amar Singh (the ebil Hindoo, RAA, Mossad, CIA, facist, Zionist ajint) knocks and tacks him down, delibering blows at 440Hz.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 May 2012 04:48

Lal Topi Poaqroom Rap
Mi Abbu waaz Poaq Butt oph Arabi Joake
Rezult Lal Topi whore
Macchay Daily Shoare.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 May 2012 04:51

Bleeze to brovide Bishcuit phor Poaqqnazi Jernail
Watch et phor 20 PoaqSeconds

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 01 May 2012 08:09

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 01 May 2012 13:14

^^^it is only a matter of taime when the brave mujahids will be able to find their phourfathers from Cheen and trace their roots. In fewchar we will see Quiraxis (Quershis), Xilanis (Geelanis), Zaldazhe (Zardari), Xieds (Syeeds), Haxh Mee (Hashemi), Mailixh (Malik), Ma Lee Ha (Maleeha), Qia Nee ( Kiayani), Mu Shu Laf (Musharaff), Xsha Leaf (Sharief).

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 May 2012 16:01

ju mean the taller mountain birather is the deeper, sweeter oceanic honey firather?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 01 May 2012 19:33

Well, Baki trade-I-shun haj peen to keep it aj one pig happy familar! Ijn't there a hadith that allowed the firather with a roving eye to become a birader?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 May 2012 21:18

firather == birather and vice versa
with emphasis on the vice

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 01 May 2012 23:28

IS that Joo Tube bideo the Baki version of Brokeback taller than Mountain?

partha · Post by **partha** » 02 May 2012 11:24

any baki video without bollywood music in the background is difficult to take seriously.

partha · Post by **partha** » 02 May 2012 11:25

enough of seeking apology for salala incident. we should now demand apology from amreeka for failing to apologize for the salala incident.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 02 May 2012 11:54

Pakistan should accept the apology for drone strikes only after Amreeka apologizes for failing to apologize for salala incident.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 02 May 2012 12:15

but say if salala was caused by drones then the one apology covers both situations, no?

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 02 May 2012 13:06

India hell-bent on destroying Pakistan, says Nizami

400% Pinglish! 800% phun!

Nawa-i-Waqt Group of Publications Managing Director Majid Nizami on Sunday urged the Pakistani citizens living in America to actively engage in lobbying for Pakistan to protect their homeland against the conspiracies being hatched by the Indians in connivance with the Americans

:shock:Pakis lobbying in Amreeka against conspeerasay by Amreekis!

Pakistan and Bangladesh can make a confederation in near future but the main hurdle in the way was the daughter of Sheikh Mujib-ur-Rehman. He said the Nawa-e-Waqt Group would continue with its mission of never compromising on principals.

What does compromising on principals mean?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 02 May 2012 13:16

principal is money
pakistanis would never compromise on money
ergo...
(ju ishtoopid kaffir!)

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 May 2012 13:24

He said the Nawa-e-Waqt Group would continue with its mission of never compromising on principals
What does compromising on principals mean?

Yes, there will be no compromising on those wimmens principals, especially the Bangali types. Only positions can be compromising!

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 02 May 2012 17:17

Bhat ij thij I hear from the other unbious dhaaga!!

2 baki mards disbatched to their 72 by yindian yindoo wimmen!?

Bliss to take note..Click hiyar

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 02 May 2012 18:43

^^^ which means that abduls can only submit chit for receipt of 70 in jahannum, since 2 have already shot their loads on abdul

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 02 May 2012 18:51

Lalmohan wrote:^^^ which means that abduls can only submit chit for receipt of 70 in jahannum, since 2 have already shot their loads on abdul

Ij it halaal for wimmen to shoot loads on Mards, hain ji??

Eye think naat!

Need an urgent fatwa!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 02 May 2012 18:55

maybe abdul shot his own load in the process?

partha · Post by **partha** » 02 May 2012 21:22

http://dawn.com/2012/05/02/govt-militar ... e-mukhtar/

Govt, military played role in bin Laden’s capture: Mukhtar

beepuls who don't agree can go to hell. just think - if baki govt and army had not hid bin laden in abbottabad, would amreeka have been able to capture him in abbottabad? the contribution of bakistan in capture of bin laden is hiding him.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 03 May 2012 00:05

My dost waj an ekshpert in thij. He waj pojted in a berry berry tall mountain kalled Kargil.

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 03 May 2012 02:04

Bakis are the brown pants experts in Downhill skiing/rolling and any other sports that go downhill .

Shaashtanga · Post by **Shaashtanga** » 03 May 2012 03:31

I haph bad neuj, the pelow mentioned bad bicchar of our pee-loved sabj-hilale-parcham ij peing cirkulated on the interweb, la-whore-via-kuwait, 1 thousand stribes to the munafiq who created this -

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 03 May 2012 06:57

^^^ You habe mishtaken that it ij a bad bicture. It is only to remind the faithfools to alwajs remember Bakistan, eben when they are in pa'istan. It ij aljo to see-agnify Bakistan's moral and diplomatic support for being an eco-friendly country.

partha · Post by **partha** » 03 May 2012 12:02

bakistan denies any state role in 26/11. in other news, commission to unearth the truth behind 26/11 investigated officials who were behind 26/11 attacks.

kish · Post by **kish** » 03 May 2012 12:16

Ij holding a automatic riple a medical solution for constipation?

Forgot to ask this queschion.

In the picture, why for the brave mujahid pointing his rifle towards the musharaf of another mujahid?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 May 2012 12:18

ij blue vest wala mard about to shoot his load?

kish · Post by **kish** » 03 May 2012 12:22

Beepuls are talking about Layari. What is Layari? ij it a festival like Ramzan?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 May 2012 12:25

no kishullah, eet eej the pakistani national psychological frame of mind

as in: abdul pakistani al liar-i

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 03 May 2012 12:50

RCase wrote:^^^ You habe mishtaken that it ij a bad bicture. It is only to remind the faithfools to alwajs remember Bakistan, eben when they are in pa'istan. It ij aljo to see-agnify Bakistan's moral and diplomatic support for being an eco-friendly country.

Becaaj bhee are eco-al-friendly, pleaj to remember to uje both sides of the pa'astan roll. Think of all thoje treej. Your musharraf will not be affected. 200% uje only.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 03 May 2012 12:51

True love . even prison couldnt do them apart

kish · Post by **kish** » 03 May 2012 13:14

Mujahid Lalmullah,

Habe you seen Paki bank exam (quantitative apptitude) queschion papper. It ij tough.

20 Blasts hit 16 bank branches. How many blasts per branch?

20 blasts hit bank branches in 16 Sindh towns

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 03 May 2012 13:15

Bhy ij there a tala on thij mard's lipj?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 May 2012 13:25

^^he kannat bolo where all he hajj gubo'ed

kish · Post by **kish** » 03 May 2012 14:09

^^it ish to prevent beebul from commiting blasphemy

Roperia · Post by **Roperia** » 03 May 2012 14:52

Bhat ij thij I hear about our repaters. It seems to be a kanspiracy of Yamriki, Yahudi & Yindoos. Bhee kan nat allow pres to destroy the moral fabric of Bakistani society by promoting freedom of exprahshun, raising trivial issues of the kind of wimmens rights, persecution of minorities and accountability of state institushions. Pres should apologize for violashun of Bakistani constitushion!

Unesco ranks Pakistan second most dangerous for journalists

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 03 May 2012 15:34

anupmisra wrote:Bhy ij there a tala on thij mard's lipj?

That is halaal chastity belt commonly used in pakistan to keep the mujahids straying away from right path.