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anupmisra wrote:Bhy ij imran bhai habing food from bhejitablej on platej dejined like parcham of evil kufr yindia? Yand, bhy ij he shitting like he haj to go?

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Dear learned maulaers, I have a pooch:
Im da Dim is shitting at a higher level... shows he cannot squat on floor and have meal.
Does it mean that he does not pray five times a day.... if he were doing it would be flexible enough to eat squatting on floor..
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I am suar that the TFTA kirkkeetar is shitting in the pakhana poze that is nat the bhestern style.
Iph joo see anything supporting his musharraf that is takia I mean taqiya.
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Narad wrote:Image
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It pains everytime I see this cartoon.. even the imagination is too hard...
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Ramesh wrote: Dear learned maulaers, I have a pooch:
Im da Dim is shitting at a higher level... shows he cannot squat on floor and have meal.
Does it mean that he does not pray five times a day.... if he were doing it would be flexible enough to eat squatting on floor..
He dose bray phive times during the day, and many more times during night depending of his expertije in paki nashunal GUBO excercise. It ij all due to excess mountain dew mount and do - that ij cauje of takleeaf phor squatting on the phloor.
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JwalaMukhi wrote:
Ramesh wrote: Dear learned maulaers, I have a pooch:
Im da Dim is shitting at a higher level... shows he cannot squat on floor and have meal.
Does it mean that he does not pray five times a day.... if he were doing it would be flexible enough to eat squatting on floorHe dose bray phive times during the day, and many more times during night depending of his expertije in paki nashunal GUBO excercise. It ij all due to excess mountain dew mount and do - that ij cauje of takleeaf phor squatting on the phloor.
Wow, dihiz kall for da new exklusive Word bith Poaq exklusive meening.
Musharraf Deen / Deen Musharraf
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Crosspost Zawahiri is in Pakistan, I cleared 10 million bounty for Hafiz: Hillary

'US should provide information on Zawahiri's presence in Pakistan': Khar
Foreign Minister Hina Rabbani Khar said on Monday that if the United States has any solid intelligence information on the presence of al Qaeda leader Ayman al Zawahiri in Pakistan...
:rotfl:

Groper to Kayani: bhat ij it that b shud do?

Kiya-nahi to Groper: form a commihshun to find out bhat haj happnd to Abbotabad commihshun. :lol:
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Discipline of paki soldiers, envy of neighbours.

Wait, still conpujed who are the soldiers of pakistan?
Hint: Soldiers of Islam are guarding the soldiers of pakistan.
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One need to have Phd in mathematickjs and scientipic knowledje to understand this op-ed( knowledge of time travel is an added advantage). Particularly this paragraph
Traders Dost Muhammad Brohi and Jorak introduced the camels of Balochistan and Afghanistan to Australia, via steam ships in the 1890s

Camel trade took Brohi, a Baloch born in 1870, to Australia in 1983, but it was his love for British girl Annie that made him settle down in the country and marry her in 1986.

Brohi, however, remained unsettled in the Australian lifestyle and after several brawls, his wife’s brothers killed Brohi in 1909
Thish is not all. Read the nexsht para to know how paki H&D is restored.
Annie was then invited by the Brohi family to visit Karachi. Upon her arrival, Anne was murdered by Brohi’s brothers, who accused her for their brother’s death.


In 1993, Brohi and Annie’s granddaughter Jane Garnand landed in Karachi, in search of Annie’s grave, which she later found in the Clifton area
Apter La'whorei mathematikj, Liar'i mathematikj is gaining popularity.
Liar'i mathematikj
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Diyar maulaners and kave kamplex 9211 inhabitants. Bhat ij thish that I hiyar? I hiyard that our paki mardj are now four (chaar) inchej shorter than the evil kafirj in hindushtan? Can some learned maulaner pleaj to eggshplane bhy thij ij sho? Ij it becaj bhee marry bithin our gharana?
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I am suar that the halal height haz gawn up onlee where
halaal height = tall height + beard height
The ebil inbhshtigator haz nawt reported hiz ishtadee krektly.
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At a reshent fauji jirga, pleaj to note jernailj' reakshun.

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Halal Poaqolaveri
Bhy dhiz Poaqolaveri Poaqolapheri Poaqola wali jee
Bakistan izz da rotton Phish
Fish
En da pool of Piss
Bhy....
Zardari Glllani Pinch Pinch
Kiyani Shaytani Grinch Grinch
PoaqMush Pink Pink
Qabila Qrying oink oink
Bhy ....
Massa Drone phlying pryying
Hellphyre Challaying Challaying
Moojy running krying krying
Luv tool phrying phrying
Hoor bhi naa Paanying Paanying
Bhy..
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anupmisra wrote:At a reshent fauji jirga, pleaj to note jernailj' reakshun.
Naat Hoor butt da klouds oph Man Milk ?
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Another chaddi pomper caught!

Learned maulaners.. Bhy phor waj this naat traced pack to bakistan!!?? Bhy are our contripushuns slacking!!?? :evil:

Bliss to issoo abbrobriate fartwas to pick up the slack!!

Salam
"Bakistan is the pest!"
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Peekar naut maulaners. We hab the incheez bhere it materj!!

Pliss to dekho at thiz map - World wide size map of the danda

It provz why Amir khan considerj us natunal allyz

It also showz bhy we look up to our arap birathers. they are oph the chart!

take that joo kaffirs!
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Learned maulaners, eye waj hiering to Hilary es-peaking bith Yindia's Barkha and I saw a poster of duffer-e-poaq which read "We want Peace with Jihad"! :rotfl:

Eyt showz dat bhee r thy most beacefool pipul, take dat joo kaffirs!

Proof - 57:43 NDTV exclusive: Hillary Clinton on FDI, Mamata, Hafiz Saeed and outsourcing
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Can any maulaner pleaj to eggshplane bhat ij thij "Lyarians" that theje motormamas protesht? Hain? Lyarians = Ishkool of Liars? Bhy do they ishpeak jhoot?

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Shmart bakistani cums up bith kool solootion to bijli shaartage

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MurthyB wrote:Shmart bakistani cums up bith kool solootion to bijli shaartage
No phair! Bhy doej the dark pa'astani have a purdah in front of hij face? He ij only going gol gol. Who bill tell him to ishtop, ij it now raat.
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anupmisra wrote:
MurthyB wrote:Shmart bakistani cums up bith kool solootion to bijli shaartage
No phair! Bhy doej the dark pa'astani have a purdah in front of hij face? He ij only going gol gol. Who bill tell him to ishtop, ij it now raat.
Dark bakistani bill shtaap bhen phood runj out to peg phor more just like aaal bakistanis. Phor pegging, raat or din doejn't matter.
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Got Mirchi in the back.

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^^^

Amreeka might have avengers. We have raakitmards.
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http://www.b3ta.com/board/archive/40521/
Chop or pierce da rocket /
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anupmisra wrote:Can any maulaner pleaj to eggshplane bhat ij thij "Lyarians" that theje motormamas protesht? Hain? Lyarians = Ishkool of Liars? Bhy do they ishpeak jhoot?

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freedom to Lyarians from Liarian oppression! Liar army ij oppressing the innocent citizens of Lyari. human rights violation. i extend moral, bolitical and diplomatic subbort to Lyarians.
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MurthyB wrote:Shmart bakistani cums up bith kool solootion to bijli shaartage
AoA! Bakistan is moving toward 7th Century purity. Did some pious mullah (piss be upon him) pass fartwa and declare bijli to be haram as it waj naat used by profit.

But ijnt it Baki DNA that a bunch of gadhas feel entitled and sit around and collect jazziya while other gadhas work hard.
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"RCaseBut ijnt it Baki DNA that a bunch of gadhas feel entitled and sit around and collect jazziya while intelligent and handosme species of the land work hard.
Haare bue Gou!
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pee aa F 's 7th genraion Halal Phyter kauncept

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Is that Biggles?
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An emergency Landing in Lala`s Bakistan!
http://iopyne.wordpress.com/2012/05/05/ ... y-landing/
A. tyre burst on landing.
http://iopyne.files.wordpress.com/2012/ ... =700&h=933
B. Fire Engines arrive, but no water.
http://iopyne.files.wordpress.com/2012/ ... =700&h=933
c. the fuel is starting to leak , but still no water.
http://iopyne.files.wordpress.com/2012/ ... =700&h=933
D. No Ambulances arrive, nor are the passengers evacuated. The stairs come after 30mts,
till then, the stewards serve nimbu pani.
http://iopyne.files.wordpress.com/2012/ ... =700&h=933
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It dojn't matter if our birather country bangladesh refused to tour bakistan. A Great cricketing nation Canada is likely to tour bakistan. Take that you kuffirs.

‘Canada likely to tour Pakistan this year’
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kish wrote:It dojn't matter if our birather country bangladesh refused to tour bakistan. A Great cricketing nation Canada is likely to tour bakistan. Take that you kuffirs.

‘Canada likely to tour Pakistan this year’
Kanadain teem = Baki expats. :)

Bill pee surprised iph any white Kuffir shows up.
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kish wrote:It dojn't matter if our birather country bangladesh refused to tour bakistan. A Great cricketing nation Canada is likely to tour bakistan. Take that you kuffirs.

‘Canada likely to tour Pakistan this year’
Ha! Now we issoo bakistani vijja to kannadians!!

Mashallah! The tables are turning! Soon kanadians will cue up for baki vijja!
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Ishpotty on the sadaks of lawhore. Ij it a hawaii Jahaj? Ij it shaheen (jour mijjile)? Ij it motorma Sherryjee fram beehind? No, it ij....

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sudhan wrote:Mashallah! The tables are turning! Soon kanadians will cue up for baki vijja!
Kufr! Dont joo know? Vija for kanada ij giben on arribal. No cueing neshesherry. Just cum. Aljo pleaj to abbly for "duel" shittingjenship at the shame time.
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Lawyers thrash female colleagues, cop on Lahore court premises.. Lahore via Kuwait to Lahore via high court!!
Later, Ishrat Ara registered an FIR at the Islampura police station. She said that Rana Arshad and his clients had thrashed her and her colleague.On the contrary, Rana Arshad said that Ishrat and Samina Kashif first attacked Nabeela, who had been raped by ASI Fatah Sher, husband of Advocate Ishrat Ara.
Bi hab saved == in Bakistan, by == thrashing.
Meanwhile.. a group of lawyers, including Advocate Abdur Rasheed, Shahid Rasheed, gathered and started using abusive language against the ASI. The ASI requested the lawyers to stop humiliating him but this request of police officials flared up the lawyers and ..
and then .. lahore via Lahore high court!!.. ASI got beaten up, but spirits of mard-e-momin are high in bakistan. AoA
It has also learnt that the Islampurra DSP also pressurised the ASI to sign the deed but the ASI refused, saying that he could give his life but would not compromise ..
..
He said that he was still unaware what he had done as a result of which he had to face humiliation and beating from lawyers.
Allah knows the best. AoA.
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Who wrote yindoo word "Om" in the poster behind hafiz pig sayeed?

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Young boyj love hafiz pig sayeed, sayeed make love with young boyj.

Bhat is happening in bakistan? ij it not haram for young boyj to love sayeed.

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^^ Its harram only if its a na-mehram mard or its a non muslim. rest are halaal as aisha
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^^^ These are suarly true pelievers! They are prakt-i-sing religion of luv and peas. These nanha mujahids are the few-char of the kill-ah of ijlam. Mujahid in the front ij saying Hafiz SEED waj this PIG and that is bhy they luv him. They are after all the STUDS of Krachi.
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