Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 11 May 2012 02:54

Jernail Kamlayani aphter Viktory over Ghayari

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 11 May 2012 02:56

Djinna Yand Ek Ball, Taliban and Pakiban, haqqani and kayani, Naa Mard Naa Jnani

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 11 May 2012 20:33

Pleaj to dekho the reakshun of beoble when ishaving waj outlaawed in bakistan. Butt bhy for mardj onlee? Bhat about our motormamas?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 12 May 2012 02:15

Green Vs Greener Gobbling Game

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 12 May 2012 02:21

Nu Poaq Phlag siiign okkupyeng da Central O in Aoa !
Yany Muujahid tuu engrave A on Da lepht and A on da raight shide oph da enshignia.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 12 May 2012 04:27

Jhujar wrote:Green Vs Greener Gobbling Game

Is that the Sheikh and the Green Sea Monster in the Arapian see?

kish · Post by **kish** » 12 May 2012 11:38

yoo yindoos, bhy ar yoo getting agitated whenever we cheat?

Cee we hape cheated elephants for 20 years, it never complained..

Zoo caretakers consume alcohol bought to 'calm down' elephants

partha · Post by **partha** » 12 May 2012 12:03

elephant is more islamic than the zoo keepers and also jinnah.

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 12 May 2012 19:34

Actually the elephants cheats the zoo keepers but i am not telling you how ...

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 13 May 2012 01:14

Eye habe heard that there ij a peerogram on baki TV kalled Saunchta Phakhanijtan. Ij that bhere joo go to think or bhere joo clean up (saunchta) aphter you habe done doodoo? I hope that all of uj do korrect sauchna after bhee vijit pakhanijtan.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 14 May 2012 00:48

Have you ever been soo mad, that you wrestled down a burning flag

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 May 2012 00:56

Mullahs that is Rakkit Mard doing a Roja on the flag of Pak Fauj

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 14 May 2012 03:53

Revenge of the wimmens in the Land of the Pure

Asked what single thing she felt was most important most for her village, she replied education. Upon asking another elderly lady what she wishes for Pakistan, she repeated one word three times: "sukoon," which means peace.

Ijn't it true that all Bakistanis in the Land of the Pure (except a very, very, very small minority of kaffirs) are followers of the religion of peas. Ij this wimmens doing reverse talaq, hainji? Bhy does she insist on repeating Suck-On three times? What will happen to the H&D of all the TFTA mards in Bakistan? Is this wimmen committing plasphemy by asking to suck on peas?

Bakistan haj always been a nashun that stood for piss.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 14 May 2012 03:57

Mahendra wrote:Mullahs that is Rakkit Mard doing a Roja on the flag of Pak Fauj

Ij that the Bakistani lawnch response to the Agni test phyre which was helped by the Yehudis and Yamrikis?

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 14 May 2012 10:13

Bhy phor thij Bojitiv Newj dhaga go pelow Kaphir dhagas?
Thij bost ij to put it up at the taap. Now take that kaaphirs..

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 14 May 2012 21:47

From the Economic Stress Watch dhaga ...

2 hrs a day of power? How can you be sure you are facing Mecca when praying at night?

Doejn't matter if there is no bijli. Bakistan ij blessed with Pindi Channa bower. All one haj to do is use hij nose to line up in the direction of other bious faithfools who are pointed towaards arapistan.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 15 May 2012 10:42

Bakistan's load shedding broplem solved ujing djinn tacknowlegi

Famous PeeChaddi injun-near from the PITS (Pakistan Institute of Tacknowlegi, Swat) claims to break waater into ghaases that can be used to broduce bijli. Well djinns will help break the waater! Injun-near ij asking (bhik) for funding hij project from dekhonomoney gobermint.

Queshun for seen-near maulaners: Bhy are so many Baki injun-nears working on finding hull to all kinds of masalas ujing waater, which anyway ij being stolen by the Hindoos. Breviously, I had seen another faithfool who ran hij gaadi on dejel-waater mixture.

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 15 May 2012 11:47

U.S. military class taught ‘total war’ against Islam

A course for U.S. military officers has been teaching that America’s enemy is Islam in general, not just terrorists, and suggesting that the country might ultimately have to obliterate the Islamic holy cities of Mecca and Medina without regard for civilian deaths, following Second World War precedents of the nuclear attack on Hiroshima or the allied firebombing of Dresden, according to documents obtained by Wired.com’s Danger Room blog.

Bhy hape the Kaphirs naat declared total war against us? Bhat are they waitin phor?
We have declared total bar against the Kaphirs many years ago.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 15 May 2012 16:38

This is what happens if you dont read instructions.
or may be they were in chinese

niran · Post by **niran** » 15 May 2012 16:50

^^^^ mashaalla! wat a tasvir, maulana VD pliss to eggsplaining wat eej wrang in this tasvir

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 15 May 2012 17:57

niran wrote:^^^^ mashaalla! wat a tasvir, maulana VD pliss to eggsplaining wat eej wrang in this tasvir

Bhell, it seemj to me that one pa'astani gadhaa ij eating bhile the other pa'astani gadhaa ij pulling. Bajically, both gadhaaj are enjoying the sunshine.

harbans · Post by **harbans** » 15 May 2012 18:26

AoA..hollywood always socho smart Robots, humanoids will take over the world. But Bakistan shows Gadha's taking over first nation on planet and making mujahids push carts instead and sit and enjoy ride. So konklujun, like more pure aalwayj win over less pure, more intelligent animal will win over less intelligent. Time for Bakistan to fight back the gadha. Declare Jeehad on the Gadha community ...AoA!!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 15 May 2012 19:16

all gadhas are equal, except that some gadhas are more equal than others...
hain ji

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 15 May 2012 19:43

It is bin-bin djinn take-no-law-ji. The workhorse is tied to the body with two wheels very tightly, apter hitting nails hard like gode ki laat. Then the gadha eat necessary huge amount of pindy ka chana.

Then rakit mards have to hold on to the handle onlee. Watch out for the fields, trees and gutters and don't steer it to no-peaceful places.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 15 May 2012 23:30

^^^ It is only fitting that in the Land of the Pure, where loss is victory, north is north-east, violence is peace, religious discrimination is protection of minorities, coercion in religion is willful submission, up is down... basically everything normal is abnormal ... that a beast of burden (apologies to the ass) is turned into a burden by a beast (the abdul)!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 May 2012 23:50

En Prain both arr ekwal but Hu is Asharaf and Hu is Ajalaf Gadha in da bicture ?
Pirror Pirror on da Waall
Hu izz da handsome
Gadha of Yall?

Arun_J · Post by **Arun_J** » 15 May 2012 23:54

RCase wrote:Bakistan's load shedding broplem solved ujing djinn tacknowlegi

Famous PeeChaddi injun-near from the PITS (Pakistan Institute of Tacknowlegi, Swat) claims to break waater into ghaases that can be used to broduce bijli. Well djinns will help break the waater! Injun-near ij asking (bhik) for funding hij project from dekhonomoney gobermint.

Queshun for seen-near maulaners: Bhy are so many Baki injun-nears working on finding hull to all kinds of masalas ujing waater, which anyway ij being stolen by the Hindoos. Breviously, I had seen another faithfool who ran hij gaadi on dejel-waater mixture.

Bhunderful newj!! Bhy bhurry abhout efficiency, bhen jew can uje groperment supplied bijli to break the H2O and then generate bure bijli bhith hydrogen.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 16 May 2012 10:25

I yam suggesting new khel on the lines of Spot the RAA Agint: "Spot the Ahmedi"

Phor nanhas, this ij bhat a Ahmedi looks like (Pliss to note Kanadian Vijja also):

This ij bhat a Momeen looks like:

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 16 May 2012 11:17

RCase wrote:^^^ It is only fitting that in the Land of the Pure, where loss is victory, north is north-east, violence is peace, religious discrimination is protection of minorities, coercion in religion is willful submission, up is down... basically everything normal is abnormal ... that a beast of burden (apologies to the ass) is turned into a burden by a beast (the abdul)!

Bhat about phront hole==back hole hain? Girl child==adult phemale? Hybocrisy ij piety? Phreedom phor wimmenj = obedienj and burqa.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 16 May 2012 12:11

eye didn't know that kafka waj a pakistani author! all thij phront/back khel seems all very very kafka-esque
butt then there ij kaf(fir) in hij naam... ij thij a test from ooperwale onlee?

Aaryan · Post by **Aaryan** » 18 May 2012 15:11

Capsun time

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 18 May 2012 23:33

aar-ya-n mullah
Bhy do joo show kashmiri rage boy? Are there naat any straang ghazis in abar mulk?
Are joo a raa ajint? I know joo bill naat ansar this queschen bhat I am suar

partha · Post by **partha** » 18 May 2012 23:38

kenop wrote:aar-ya-n mullah
Bhy do joo show kashmiri rage boy? Are there naat any straang ghazis in abar mulk?
Are joo a raa ajint? I know joo bill naat ansar this queschen bhat I am suar

are joo saying cashmere ij naat in our mulk. cashmere ij naat only in our mulk but in aljo our blood.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 19 May 2012 02:18

Bhat ij Jaheel HamIED watching so closely ?

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 20 May 2012 02:27

^^ which one is Z H . left or center?

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 20 May 2012 03:07

vdutta wrote:^^ which one is Z H . left or center?

Joo Quadini Ahmadiyya, dont joo know that profit ZH (pbuh) aalways wear a lal topi?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 20 May 2012 07:17

He ij seeing khawaja-e-behind.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 20 May 2012 11:46

Kanishka wrote:
vdutta wrote:^^ which one is Z H . left or center?
Joo Quadini Ahmadiyya, dont joo know that profit ZH (pbuh) aalways wear a lal topi?

I am saari. with long hair, short height and tashreef like a mother of 8 , i got confused between ZH and the lady

Sudip · Post by **Sudip** » 20 May 2012 19:05

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 20 May 2012 19:42

Pakistan has lost $500 billion in war on terror due to Amreeki refusal to give $500 Billion free to Pakistan.