Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Aaryan · Post by **Aaryan** » 01 Jun 2012 13:10

Bilss to share the latest labtob from Cheena with the latest takniki co-obration fram our Bakistan (Na-pakistan).. This izz oubr rebly to the aakash Tap of those ebeil Bindians..

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 01 Jun 2012 13:12

For convenience, I have color coded some of the action going on in the front of the engine:

Lots of stuff going on around the guy in the blue shirt. Not only is he receiving services from Phoonk Sundar, it appears that Phoonk Sundar is receiving his own Phook services from a muj in a black and white cap. There are also 3 cases of one-handed GUBO happening around the blue shirt guy and a mijjile paalish.

symontk · Post by **symontk** » 01 Jun 2012 13:17

Interesting photo, there is a security guard with a gun. is the train carrying valuable items?

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 01 Jun 2012 16:30

135 Pigs died. not a duck was given.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 01 Jun 2012 17:12

symontk wrote:Interesting photo, there is a security guard with a gun. is the train carrying valuable items?

Phusth of all, the train itself ij bhalueable aj it ij the onlee train in Bakistan that ij working.

Sacand ofh all, ju can see it ij carrying the mijjiles of so many Mauleners, that ij most bhaluable onlee.

Third of all are ju an SDRE RA agent?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 01 Jun 2012 17:16

Mauleners, that train haj so much scurity becaj it ij the opening scene of the phamous Bakistani gang bang born picture.

It ij like Debbie Does Dallas, but we have title it, Ilyaas Does Islamabad.

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 01 Jun 2012 23:35

Moderate Aman ki Aasha type

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 01 Jun 2012 23:52

^^^ wraang movie title. Joo are showing the influence of CIA. It ij Kareem Kiya Kratchi.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 02 Jun 2012 00:15

ArmenT wrote:Lots of stuff going on around the guy in the blue shirt. Not only is he receiving services from Phoonk Sundar, it appears that Phoonk Sundar is receiving his own Phook services from a muj in a black and white cap. There are also 3 cases of one-handed GUBO happening around the blue shirt guy and a mijjile paalish.

Baki Binz da mizzle rebbard. Batch da spin after 4 seconds !!
Slam Dunk

wig · Post by **wig** » 02 Jun 2012 10:24

Baki Barliament turns into boxing ring

akistani opposition lawmakers and members of the treasury benches on Friday engaged in fisticuffs as finance minister Abdul Hafeez Shaikh presented the government's new budget in parliament amidst uproar. Members of the main opposition PML-N, who were protesting against power cuts and corruption during Shaikh's speech, scuffled with lawmakers of the ruling Pakistan People's Party in the National Assembly or lower house of parliament.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/worl ... 717696.cms

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 02 Jun 2012 18:31

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 02 Jun 2012 19:00

wig wrote:Baki Barliament turns into boxing ring

Bhai Wah! Eye yam berry berry proud of our momeenj and momeenajs (wimmen momeenj). They are piraktishing how to gibe mooh todh jawaab to the yamrikij, yanoodj and yindooj who may habe been dekhoing thij prosesshan. Can any maulaner find a fotu of thij great ebent?

Added shooner than later:

Eye ashk myself and then eye gibe to myself. Eye pleaje myshelf. Allah be praised. Hiyar ij the grand ebent that bill go down in the annuses of our tareekh (his-story). Thiyar ij alsho a blow by blow kammentary. Mukka Mukki

symontk · Post by **symontk** » 03 Jun 2012 09:39

Baikul wrote:
symontk wrote:Interesting photo, there is a security guard with a gun. is the train carrying valuable items?
Phusth of all, the train itself ij bhalueable aj it ij the onlee train in Bakistan that ij working.

Sacand ofh all, ju can see it ij carrying the mijjiles of so many Mauleners, that ij most bhaluable onlee.

Third of all are ju an SDRE RA agent?

Yes I can divulge that little secret in this thread (and this thread only), I am Ra.Seven, Ra.One being Sha Ru Can

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Jun 2012 09:55

Shumthing shtrange en da Poaqaneberhood

wig · Post by **wig** » 03 Jun 2012 18:51

baki rupee plumbs new ishtrategic depth:
eakhshchange rate
baki rupee : us dollar exchange; 93.83:1

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 03 Jun 2012 21:28

symontk wrote:Interesting photo, there is a security guard with a gun. is the train carrying valuable items?

Yes. It haj one oph the 3 working engines in Shitland

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 Jun 2012 01:29

[youtube]3zkYFogL8f0&feature=related[/youtube]

popat ham-ied

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 04 Jun 2012 09:36

Hiyar bhee go! Khush khabari far all. Energy pirablem in pa'satan ij now solved by new reberse gas flow prodoosed by our local paki gadha to fill gas ishtashuns.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 Jun 2012 10:34

^^^ Ij that the new wereshun of the Sitara gaddha gaaadi waiting for filling up or ij it the count down prawcess of taap secret fizzilya praaject of JDAM delivery meccanus-ism?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 Jun 2012 11:05

vdutta wrote:

vduttaullah, thij waj hilarious and the timing waj vaary gud. I habbened to see a play caalled Burqavaganza this weakend. Thij play waj considered plasphemus in the Land of the Bure and declared naat halal. Can ju pelieve it, they had two maulanas with laang peards referring to the holy pook based revelations of wearing the purqa.

In fact, in the play, the purqa waj worn by all bious ayeshas, apduls and even thoj that are half and half (ayeshapduls)! Finally, in the Q&A session, the bious playwright waj queshtunned about bhy he came up with a naat halal play and some of hij caaments were puggling me:

1. Purqa is a satire for all the hypocrisy in society, including the western society. Ku-Klux-Klan aljo wears purqas, butt nobady makes it a big deal.
2. Bakistan ij into double dealing, one face to the outside world and another to the local populace, just like the purqa.
3. The purqa ij a sauth asjian issue.
4. The play waj banned in the Land of the Bure, becauj it was disparaging a neighboring country's sensibilities, which surprisingly waj not the dushman mulk, but strategic depth. That too during the regime of the Enlightened Moderate Amir-ul-Momeen-Muhajjar Mush-a-rat.
5. There are extreme rightwing folks in all societies who want to impose their will on others and is not restricted to Bakistanis.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 Jun 2012 23:51

SSridhar wrote:Pakistan seeks AIR's help on Jinnah's 'secular state' speech - Anita Joshua in The Hindu
Taking advantage of the improved climate between the two countries, Pakistan Broadcasting Corporation (PBC) has requested All India Radio (AIR) for a copy of founding father Mohammad Ali Jinnah's August 11, 1947, speech in which he said “religion or caste or creed… has nothing to do with the business of the State''.

Subsequently also, various attempts have been made to black out the speech. Former Prime Minister Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto claimed that attempts were made to burn the speech and a concerted effort was made during the regime of military dictator Zia-ul Haq to remove all reference to that historic address from textbooks. Given the circumstances, securing a copy of the speech is more than just a case of getting access to a recording of archival importance to Pakistan.

Diyar IEDtar Janab,

I habe a sooch... Bhy shud we ask for AIR recaarding? Thij ij an insult to our Ech & Dee. Profit Jahil Hamid had mentioned that when Ghazwa-e-behind would istart, the Baki parcham would phly on the Lal Qila and Radio Bakistan would be transmitting from Dilli. Then we wood auto-mat-ik-ally habe the archive tape.

Could it be that the Yindu banias are doing a sazzish against Bakistan with a doctored tape claiming to be Jinnah's speech, just like they have been claiming to have tapes of violent speeches made by Pissful Jamat-ud-Dawa chief Hafeez Shaikh?

Mohammad Ali Jinnah's August 11, 1947, speech in which he said “religion or caste or creed… has nothing to do with the business of the State {begging - it is OK to beg from any one, irregardless of religion, caste or creed!}''.

Roperia · Post by **Roperia** » 06 Jun 2012 05:33

Cud eet be dat dis eej da reasun bhy Yindian media waants more peepul to peepul cantact?

Dere is soo much dat Yindians can learn from the phree, pious media of Bakistan but bhee shud capyright dis ishtlyle of discuhshuns bephor CNN / BBC / NDTV es-tarts mimicking eet.

I have a pooch, taal ph-air LaWhori mard can shout and hurl abuses via a satellite bheedio link, can a dark short yindoo baniya do dat?

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 07 Jun 2012 01:51

Who loaks bheter TFTA aar SDRE?

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 07 Jun 2012 18:56

Bheyer ij sharam! total haraam !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAIGiWtpdjw

if theej are 2 virdjinn, then bheyer are other 70?

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 07 Jun 2012 22:22

Veena Malik doing "Tan ki bhasha"

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Jun 2012 00:59

Byar Hua Ikrar Hua Butt Unkil se Phir bhi Darta hai Dil

Yand da matching resbond

Zee En Pee

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 08 Jun 2012 20:51

Captain : On your guard!!!!
zardari reacts immediately

Chinese PM. not you sir, save it for later tonight

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 08 Jun 2012 23:48

vdutta wrote:Captain : On your guard!!!!
zardari reacts immediately

Eye am full of sharam sharam (embassymant). Bhy the chini mardj tallar than our leedhar? All chini mards are now lukking at jardari-sa'ab down down (neechay dekhna).

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 08 Jun 2012 23:58

US killing moderate al Qaeda leaders , like Abu Yahya, says CT analyst

http://www.longwarjournal.org/threat-ma ... z1xEDaXyqw

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Jun 2012 00:05

I can dekho barely concealed contempt for the Poak by the Tighter then prolapsed haemorrhoid and narrower than slit eyed flied faujis

BTW Zorro Zardari seems to have confused the Cheena with the Jap, hence he is bowing to them or perhaps he is thinking whose shoes he needs to paalish first in return for the 20 tents and 40 railway carriages( without engine) that the Cheena mai baap has promised.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 09 Jun 2012 00:06

Bhaijano and maulanerj, that waj a Fotooshaap. Thij ij the asli ebent.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Jun 2012 02:03

Lalbrof with a lota going to Pakistan, taken by nanha moojahids.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Jun 2012 02:05

I earn for the days when bakistan was a pissfool country where the more bious used to just flog the less bious and not give them their 72

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 09 Jun 2012 02:36

Anujan wrote:I earn for the days when bakistan was a pissfool country where the more bious used to just flog the less bious and not give them their 72

I bet 100 rials that thij ij a plejurable actibity only. There ij a hole in the pillow, ju see

-Mihayluddin Bolmatyaar

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Jun 2012 13:08

anupmisra wrote:Paki entitlement is not limited to the field of realpolitiks. It permeates into sports as well. Pakistan set to make waves in Olympic pool

First the bad news:
...two of its swimmers received confirmation to participate in the Olympic Games. The international body for aquatic sports, FINA, has selected Anum Bandey and Israr Hussain of Pakistan on the basis of their performance in the 14th FINA World Championships, held in Shanghai last year.
Then, the real news:
The allotment has been made on the ‘Universality Places,’ berths reserved for countries whose athletes are unable to qualify for the Games.
So, its all about reservations.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 09 Jun 2012 16:27

Anjanuddin, doo joo not dekho the asli truth? Lalbrof and hij antooraaj haj two - two chandi ka lotaj? In case one ij not enuf. Lalbrof ij on hij way to the ishtadium pakhanistan bith band baaja. Must be an impotent ebent.

Anujan wrote:

Lalbrof with a lota going to Pakistan, taken by nanha moojahids.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 09 Jun 2012 18:55

the sekand lota waj phor istrateegik depth onlee

Kakkaji · Post by **Kakkaji** » 10 Jun 2012 03:22

Phraam thij bheek's Jumma Times:

Diary of a Social Butterfly

Must say, what a zabardast party the London ka goras laid out for their Malika, no? So many different, different functions. Almost as good as what Janoo calls "the late, great basant". I tau watched everything from start to finish on Kulchoo's computer. Vaisay I think so the Queen could have smiled a bit more. She looked a bit sarrhial through out. And why wasn't she wearing a crown, haan? Least she could have done. But thanks God, Kate looked nice in that red outfit. But if I'd been her I would have added some ruby jhumkas and carried a nice red Birkin to complete my look. But maybe she didn't because as Mulloo says, Birkin tau itna sakht common ho gya hai. Every wannabe begum has five five six six.

But one thing I was very impress with. Did you see how Queen and her husband, the Duck of Edinburgh, the way they stood all those hours on the royal boat all down the river? Imagine, yaar, she deep into her eighties and he almost hundred years old and standing so long without even holding on to anything? If the Old Bag, Janoo's mother had seen it, she would have said they must have eaten lots of desi ghee as kids. It strengthens your bones, na. I said to Aunty Pussy that you tau must be remembering the Queen's carnation 60 years ago? And she said, "hai, jaan, how could I? I was only five then!" I swear, what a bear faced liar she is! She's even older than Sir Clip Richards.

Vaisay did you see how he was leaping around on the stage at the concert? Like he was twenty or something? And Grace Jones like a pehelwan, I swear! Janoo says she's at least 65. Thanks God she didn't take off her big plastic headdress because I think so if she had, her plastic face would have come off with it also. And did you see the fire works? And the lights ka show? Uff total tabahi! And next day they had this big lunch jiss pay total ordinaries like gardeners from Regent Park and nurses from hospitals were invited to come and sit with khandanis like Kate and Queen vaghera. Imagine!

Why can't we ever have anything fun like that in Pakistan? A big party where everyone's invited and there's raunaq and gaana bajaana? I suppose mullahs will say it's anti Islam to enjoy and Imran will say it's beghairat to party when we're bangrupt and in any case even if we did have it, the Taliban would burst at least three four bums and kill a hundred people and kidnap fifty others, so I suppose achha hi hai that we just sit inside our guarded, walled houses and watch other countries celebrating and enjoying. Sigh.

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 10 Jun 2012 14:11

Ahh Lalbraf. Nouw eye under shtandh. Lota # 1 and Lota #2, hainji?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Jun 2012 16:10

that eej why ek nambar lota in front and do nambar lota in peeCHe