Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 10 Jun 2012 21:02

Lalmohan wrote:that eej why ek nambar lota in front and do nambar lota in peeCHe

Numbar doh lota carried by humbal servant basking in hij masterj' aroma.

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 11 Jun 2012 17:58

Eye heeyar thet bhee awr goeeng to eemport gasz phrom the Yindoos. Phor thees I have too pooches too awr lern nerd maulvis:

Bhun) haw much pindi channa aar bhee goeeng to eggsport to thee Yindoos to prodoose thees gasz phor eggsport too usj?
Do) Bhill nawt the useaje pph thees gasz bee haram seence the gasz bhill bee haraam, aj eet ees nawt hallal?

Pleej two eggsplain phrom bhateber buks ju hab yand phrom lernerdness beetwyeen urj ~~cheeks~~ earz.

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 11 Jun 2012 21:57

Veena Malik willing to bare all for Playboy for $1m: Pakistan Today

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http://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2012/04/22/news/entertainment/veena-malik-willing-to-bare-all-for-playboy-for-1m/

Bwell my playboy din are ober! Hau baut Phaib Rupees (not counterfeet)!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Jun 2012 22:16

eye wandar iph khelbaba will bather with veeneshswari when cindy and mindy are abhailable phar less than $1m

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 11 Jun 2012 22:21

LalPraf, are jour fallawers called RedArmy?

Lisa · Post by **Lisa** » 11 Jun 2012 22:42

RajeshA wrote:Veena Malik willing to bare all for Playboy for $1m: Pakistan Today
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http://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2012/04/22/news/entertainment/veena-malik-willing-to-bare-all-for-playboy-for-1m/
Bwell my playboy din are ober! Hau baut Phaib Rupees (not counterfeet)!

Wha Wha, Khiani is already billing (bossible pun) to bare all for $5000 and also billing to take less. Bhy you bant $1 Million?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 12 Jun 2012 01:42

Bhy are our piouj biratherj in Derra Adam Khel burying a pig (al Boar)?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 12 Jun 2012 01:54

No RAA agints

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 12 Jun 2012 02:18

Mahendra wrote:No RAA agints

Behind da Kamera!!.

kshatriya · Post by **kshatriya** » 12 Jun 2012 03:17

Lisa wrote:
RajeshA wrote:Veena Malik willing to bare all for Playboy for $1m: Pakistan Today
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http://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2012/04/22/news/entertainment/veena-malik-willing-to-bare-all-for-playboy-for-1m/
Bwell my playboy din are ober! Hau baut Phaib Rupees (not counterfeet)!
Wha Wha, Khiani is already billing (bossible pun) to bare all for $5000 and also billing to take less. Bhy you bant $1 Million?

Is this halal ? Recently too many khan-ets doing sleezy dance in B'wood... Mumaid, layla, veena, and a few more ...Why is mullah silent

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 12 Jun 2012 06:18

^^^Mullahs are sai-lent becoz they are eggsberiencing too many mijjile lawnches. They take insbiration from Shaikh OBL who waj aljo busy paalishing his mijjile, despite all the haram istuff.

Wouldn't Veenashwari qualify as right hand possition?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 12 Jun 2012 08:03

"U.S. pulls negotiators from Pakistan with no supply deal"

Why did negotiators pull out hainji? They were not satisfied with services rendered by TFTA jernails? Or Jernails were not satisfied with the money they got?

Pullout leaves everyone unsatisfied

partha · Post by **partha** » 12 Jun 2012 08:11

Anujan wrote:"U.S. pulls negotiators from Pakistan with no supply deal"

Why did negotiators pull out hainji? They were not satisfied with services rendered by TFTA jernails? Or Jernails were not satisfied with the money they got?

Pullout leaves everyone unsatisfied

bliss to quote the bojitive spin to restore H&D - "NATO supply routes: US negotiators leave empty-handed"

http://tribune.com.pk/story/392400/nato ... ty-handed/

by the by what ij meant by institushunal pull out? hain?

http://dawn.com/2012/06/12/return-of-us ... ut-sherry/

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 12 Jun 2012 11:18

^^
Ij thees bhat thay kawl Koi tush inter uptush? hainji?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 12 Jun 2012 11:31

anupmisra wrote:
Students to raise Pakistani flag at Shell Eco Marathon
Why, you ask?

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Pakistani youth have been in international limelight, particularly for the last several years with their outshining and outstanding skills.
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Mukaram Raza is one of the brilliant final year students of engineering at NUST who successfully invented a single seater that would consume only a litre of fuel for going a 110 kilometre Formula 1 racetrack. If you overlook the convoluted syntax, it seems that a paki invented something that gives great mileage on a Formula-One track. A moped, perhaps?

Heayar ij the demonstrashun broto-tybe of the single seater (and you can aljo see Muka-ram Raza in the packground) getting fueled up for the test drive:

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 12 Jun 2012 11:55

Lisa wrote:
RajeshA wrote:Veena Malik willing to bare all for Playboy for $1m: Pakistan Today
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http://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2012/04/22/news/entertainment/veena-malik-willing-to-bare-all-for-playboy-for-1m/
Bwell my playboy din are ober! Hau baut Phaib Rupees (not counterfeet)!
Wha Wha, Khiani is already billing (bossible pun) to bare all for $5000 and also billing to take less. Bhy you bant $1 Million?

Blaypoy should check with FHM Banias on how they managed to get cheaper brice for Veenaji to show off her strategic assets.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Jun 2012 12:19

RCase wrote:^^^Mullahs are sai-lent becoz they are eggsberiencing too many mijjile lawnches. They take insbiration from Shaikh OBL who waj aljo busy paalishing his mijjile, despite all the haram istuff.

Wouldn't Veenashwari qualify as right hand possition?

right hand or left hand, mullahs remain silent, but abduls are screaming
iph ju know bhat i mean...

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 12 Jun 2012 12:33

RajeshA wrote:Veena Malik willing to bare all for Playboy for $1m: Pakistan Today
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http://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2012/04/22/news/entertainment/veena-malik-willing-to-bare-all-for-playboy-for-1m/
Bwell my playboy din are ober! Hau baut Phaib Rupees (not counterfeet)!

Dont let the news spread in pakistan. For a million dollars even she will bare all:

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Jun 2012 12:36

AdityaM wrote:LalPraf, are jour fallawers called RedArmy?

no, lalchix

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Jun 2012 19:30

in TSP dhaga, pankajsuddin writes that 'mauler did naat get relief despite money being ispent'
yeh to bahut na insafi hai...
i urge maluer to cum to red lips massage madrassah, where for modest money (plus mauler discount) he will get as much relief as he can handle
eye yam suar that some of the yunger abduls hiyar can direkt him theyar...

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 12 Jun 2012 19:38

vdutta wrote:Dont let the news spread in pakistan. For a million dollars even she will bare all:

Khar Miyan bood haib to do sex-change phurst. Phor transvestite not so much money as phor transsexual!

My opinion onlee!

But he can try!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 13 Jun 2012 01:21

Kaffir Barilyn Bunroe Oph Bakistan Gowing Byral

NSFL Photu
Marilyn acrylic titled ‘Baar baar dekho, hazaar baar dekho,’ at a recent exhibit at the VM Art Gallery in Karachi. – Photo by Salman Jillani/Hosh media

kshatriya · Post by **kshatriya** » 13 Jun 2012 10:02

From the land of Pureee ....

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 13 Jun 2012 10:26

Deeyar Maulers, Mujahids and other mempers of the Jirga. AoA!

Eet haj been ajes since eye bwas attending LMU. misphorchunatelee, nashunal pird took interest in me and i bwas phorced into kave phor so laang. butt, eye am bherry happy to rebort that the time bwas spent with grate suxess!

eye bwas hearing about seberal peepul being waji-bull-cutleted. eye thot to myself, "Ju Apdul! bwat kud be more a more mard-wala akshun than to have bull cutlet? ijn't it that cutlets are the sorce of mardaangi in all mards? the mijjile is the representashun of mardaangi, but sorce is cutlets onlee!" thus, i waj inspired to uje my en-djinn-earing degree phrom LMU to uje djinn-fizziks to come up with the phollowing :

brejenting the kancept of Mard Quoshent! I was bherry wurried about the kwality of apduls who are to be admitted to LMU. RAA ajints are ebherybhwere, so eye wanted a phool-broof method oph enshuring brober TFTA mards onlee are admitted.

dus, eye came up with Mard Quoshent (MQ). Thiss is a maishure of how much mardaangi is there in our new nanhas. it can be maishured with my latest invenshun - the Mard Quoshent Meter (MQM) (no relashun to the partee onlee). all that needs to be dunn is for the MQM to be installed at entrance of LMU, and it will grade nanhas and mango apduls on a skale of ek se dus! simbal!

some instrukshuns :

1. Bliss to naat allow 400% mards like ZH (bpuh) to enter MQM. misphorchunatelee, iph someone of such high mardaangi enters the scanner, it gets overbhelmed and bhill have vacuum pulp eksplojun.
2. TFTA jernails and other high klass mujahids are at rank 10. mango apduls and nanhas show up as 1. bliss to meashure akkordinglee.
3. Bestest pheechur of MQM - iph RAA ajint or ebhil YYY person passes throo scanner, eet will sound alarm, since no reading will be shown! Djinn tecknawlajee at its bestest, no?

i bropose that MQM be installed at all entrances - LMU, Kave Kaamplex, Musharrafs, etc. Thiss way, ju are assured of 400% mardaangi onlee.

wasalam!

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 13 Jun 2012 11:20

Rajat wrote:Deeyar Maulers, Mujahids and other mempers of the Jirga. AoA!

Eet haj been ajes since eye bwas attending LMU. misphorchunatelee, nashunal pird took interest in me and i bwas phorced into kave phor so laang. butt, eye am bherry happy to rebort that the time bwas spent with grate suxess!

eye bwas hearing about seberal peepul being waji-bull-cutleted. eye thot to myself, "Ju Apdul! bwat kud be more a more mard-wala akshun than to have bull cutlet? ijn't it that cutlets are the sorce of mardaangi in all mards? the mijjile is the representashun of mardaangi, but sorce is cutlets onlee!" thus, i waj inspired to uje my en-djinn-earing degree phrom LMU to uje djinn-fizziks to come up with the phollowing :

brejenting the kancept of Mard Quoshent! I was bherry wurried about the kwality of apduls who are to be admitted to LMU. RAA ajints are ebherybhwere, so eye wanted a phool-broof method oph enshuring brober TFTA mards onlee are admitted.

dus, eye came up with Mard Quoshent (MQ). Thiss is a maishure of how much mardaangi is there in our new nanhas. it can be maishured with my latest invenshun - the Mard Quoshent Meter (MQM) (no relashun to the partee onlee). all that needs to be dunn is for the MQM to be installed at entrance of LMU, and it will grade nanhas and mango apduls on a skale of ek se dus! simbal!

some instrukshuns :

1. Bliss to naat allow 400% mards like ZH (bpuh) to enter MQM. misphorchunatelee, iph someone of such high mardaangi enters the scanner, it gets overbhelmed and bhill have vacuum pulp eksplojun.
2. TFTA jernails and other high klass mujahids are at rank 10. mango apduls and nanhas show up as 1. bliss to meashure akkordinglee.
3. Bestest pheechur of MQM - iph RAA ajint or ebhil YYY person passes throo scanner, eet will sound alarm, since no reading will be shown! Djinn tecknawlajee at its bestest, no?

i bropose that MQM be installed at all entrances - LMU, Kave Kaamplex, Musharrafs, etc. Thiss way, ju are assured of 400% mardaangi onlee.

wasalam!

Diyar Rajat Ullah,
Belcum pack.

Phirstly bliss to note that aphter doing maalishing oph mijjles all
din yand then reeding jour bost, my head ij going round yand round.

Bhy phor joo bant to maishure of how much mardaangi is there in our new nanhas.
Bhat is jour real intenshion?

I pheel joo ij a CIA agint yand bant to phind out if Bakis hape palls.

Salam

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 13 Jun 2012 11:45

Dear Kanishka-bin-oldconqueree,

aj eye hab menshuned, eye phear dip in biousness of nanha mujahids who applie phor admishun to LMU, entry into kava kaamplexes, or for praktiss of GUBO. It wood be haraam if even 399% mard was admitted phor these halal akshuns. thusly, i am opherring the MQM to the jirga, to enshure that onlee 400% (or ebhen better - 500%) mards are ujed.

i hab no doupt that bakis hab palls. wye else wood bakis be so enthujiastik about bull cutlets, hainji? dont ju remember awar glorious history? bhen the grate genghis khan came to awar bootifool land of the bure, ZH (bpuh) waj, oph korse, thare to greet him and welcum him to his kave for GUBO and/or mijjile maalish session. that is bhere the grate GK eggsplained about the ageless mangol-i-an braktiss of eating yak cutlet soup (that ij wye they managed to konkur the wurld, despite not being TFTA. imadjinn bwat our TFTA mards can do bith ebhen more mardaangi!). sinse there are no yaks in bureland onlee, ZH (bpuh) in hij grate wissdumb proklamed that burelanders shud hav bull cutlets instead to boost mardaangi.

eye hope that solbhes yuar broplem of sir-phirring in surkles. and bliss to not doubt my biousness by accujing me oph being any ajint, CIA, RAW, MOSSAD, KGB or even ajint oph change.

wasalam

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Jun 2012 11:50

incidentally genghiz khan won a decisive battle against the khwarazm shah on the "banks of the indus" and his son jahangir escaped into the punjab with a handful of men. anyone know where this battle is supposed to have taken place?

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 13 Jun 2012 11:56

Rajat wrote:Dear Kanishka-bin-oldconqueree,

aj eye hab menshuned, eye phear dip in biousness of nanha mujahids who applie phor admishun to LMU, entry into kava kaamplexes, or for praktiss of GUBO. It wood be haraam if even 399% mard was admitted phor these halal akshuns. thusly, i am opherring the MQM to the jirga, to enshure that onlee 400% (or ebhen better - 500%) mards are ujed.

i hab no doupt that bakis hab palls. wye else wood bakis be so enthujiastik about bull cutlets, hainji? dont ju remember awar glorious history? bhen the grate genghis khan came to awar bootifool land of the bure, ZH (bpuh) waj, oph korse, thare to greet him and welcum him to his kave for GUBO and/or mijjile maalish session. that is bhere the grate GK eggsplained about the ageless mangol-i-an braktiss of eating yak cutlet soup (that ij wye they managed to konkur the wurld, despite not being TFTA. imadjinn bwat our TFTA mards can do bith ebhen more mardaangi!). sinse there are no yaks in bureland onlee, ZH (bpuh) in hij grate wissdumb proklamed that burelanders shud hav bull cutlets instead to boost mardaangi.

eye hope that solbhes yuar broplem of sir-phirring in surkles. and bliss to not doubt my biousness by accujing me oph being any ajint, CIA, RAW, MOSSAD, KGB or even ajint oph change.

wasalam

Eye yam ishtill naat conbhinced apout jour ishtory. Doej naat add up. How did joo surphibe the bredator pirds when so many oph oubr phellow moojahids gaat their 72. Bhery suspisous.
Eye bropose Jirga sent you to GHQ phor interogation.

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 13 Jun 2012 12:01

i pheel bherry sharam to admit that eye waj in lalpraf's kave when the nashn-al-pird waj sent phor me. i waj hoping to get kwik mijjile serbhiss phrom wun of lalpraf's houries. bwhen i kame out oph hij kave, eye see that my own kave waj lebelled by pird droppingj. thusly, eye hid in the rubble of Bagram in awar fellow ijjlamic nashun oph af-gun-i-stan. yoo shud know, kanishk-ullah... yuwar anshent namesake rooled over the ebill yindoo land phrom thare...

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 13 Jun 2012 12:07

AoA! I reeched my 72! biss pe upon me aljo!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Jun 2012 12:08

aah rah-jaat-ullah, so eet waj ewe who waj borrowing my third goat's fifth coujin, hain ji?!

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 13 Jun 2012 12:20

misphochunatelee onlee, lalpraf ji. plij to phorgib thij mango apdul's g(h)ustaakhi...

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 13 Jun 2012 13:12

Phinally... it feels nije to be back in kave kaamplex. I dekho lalpraf is running things here as usual. Naya peachy bottom abduls are still being led into his cave by chaalaaki.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Jun 2012 14:21

afkurse, they now have to pass through the vetting kave run by recently halaaled dilbullah al ulloomaki...

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 14 Jun 2012 03:22

Oot Oph LKK= Lahori Kave Komplex

Rohit_K · Post by **Rohit_K** » 14 Jun 2012 14:18

AoA birathers. Today we opened a new Bata chappal dukaan in Pa'stan. The who's who and media (urdu, english & pinglish) attended it.

What a great din in Pa'stani history

kish · Post by **kish** » 14 Jun 2012 14:27

Ebil india announced that it ishh a "No polio country" laast year. In a befitting response our maulvi ishh working bery hard to make bakistan "No Polio drops country"

Take that joo kufrs..

'Polio drops' become poison and un-Islamic in Pak

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Jun 2012 14:56

polio eej a noble mard like isport played in pakistan which was brought ovar by our central asian four-fathers hain ji

Skanda · Post by **Skanda** » 14 Jun 2012 15:36

http://paktribune.com/news/Abbottabad-b ... 47375.htmlAbbottabad boy makes history by creating 7 operating systems

Pakistani wonder child has made history after creating seven Microsoft and Google certified computer operating systems in a suburb of Abbottabad.

The 14-year-old student, Sikandar Mehmood Baloch, lives in Bilal Town in Abbottabad. Sikandar not only became a certified expert of 107 computer engineering languages at a young age but has also received certificates of his achievements from Microsoft and performed work for Google.

He has also received 25 certificates as acknowledgement of his unique work performed for Google, the biggest search engine in the world.

Sikandar is studying in the 9th grade in a local school and has made many Linux Systems (From VVS1 to VVS7) and developed an indigenous anti-virus system as well. He created a world record at the age of nine after making his first operating system. He works with many websites and earns over $70 dollars daily.

Take that joo kuffars

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Jun 2012 16:05

^^ VVS? as in laxman? he must be a raw agint!!