Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 30 Jun 2012 04:38

anupmisra wrote:Thanks be to allah, hakimullah (my ghoda for ghajwa e hind)..........

Wah wah Maulener, ghajwa e hind on donkey-e-bund.

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joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 30 Jun 2012 05:01

BAKISTAN

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 30 Jun 2012 05:37

anupmisra wrote:Dekho dekho, our liars (wakeelj) can produce fire (aag) from ishmoke (dhuaan) from ther loins. Prooovj my point that bhere thier ij ishmoke there ij fire.

They are Baki inginirs and shinetests cheering (see the 'V' signs and fist pounding) at the laanch site of the noo-clear Hatf Mijjile with a range of 5000 km in response to Yindia's kufr aagni mijjile.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 30 Jun 2012 05:40

anupmisra wrote:Dekho dekho, our liars (wakeelj) can produce fire (aag) from ishmoke (dhuaan) from ther loins. Prooovj my point that bhere thier ij ishmoke there ij fire.

AoA! l-w-q!

Phinally the existence of Smokey the Paki haj been revealed!!

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 30 Jun 2012 05:50

Dear Maulearners, pls see the dicknological advancement of Baki Military. Dis ij their advanced military simulation game to train their soldiers. Take that you Yindoo Military

Prasad · Post by **Prasad** » 30 Jun 2012 06:01

wbhy does that bicchar remind me of jarnail musharaff ?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 30 Jun 2012 07:26

Name da mizzle phrom Baki four fathers

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 30 Jun 2012 23:29

Badalta hai rang aasman kaise kaise

Before World Cup loss to India

After world cup loss.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 30 Jun 2012 23:32

Before India complains that Indian terrorists are being sheltered by Pakistan, they should realize Pakistan terrorists themselves being sheltered by Pakistan.

Terrorism is a South Asian problem.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 30 Jun 2012 23:39

Before India complains that Pakistani terrorists are being sheltered by Pakistan in Clifton Road, Krachi, they should realize that Pakistani terrorists are also being sheltered in India (in Arthur Road Jail, Mumbai).

There are Pakistani terrorists being sheltered and served Biryani on both sides of the border and not serving them Biryani will only serve to strengthen the hands of extremists in South Asia.

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 01 Jul 2012 11:03

I bundar bhy Yindoos awr nawt aphraid oph uj. Bhee hab moar A-tom-ik takat, no? Eye theenk bhee du nawt tom tom enuph oph thees.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Jul 2012 11:26

By da bower oph Mush-Ass-Raaf naam qwaliphication to be Baki Bimari Minister , hare kumz da besht kandidate aphter Raja Rektum Rental . Yand no moore shall Poaq pheel da pain of GUBO by Hu,Joo yand
UQ.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 02 Jul 2012 10:43

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rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 02 Jul 2012 10:53

Jhujar wrote:By da bower oph Mush-Ass-Raaf naam qwaliphication to be Baki Bimari Minister , hare kumz da besht kandidate aphter Raja Rektum Rental . Yand no moore shall Poaq pheel da pain of GUBO by Hu,Joo yand
UQ.

Jhujarullah ul mastiwallah:

Awr ju saying dat the arrow pointz to bhere the whole pakistani army ij quartered?

pleej to Kamment

Roperia · Post by **Roperia** » 02 Jul 2012 11:14

Bhat iz dis I hiyar, a farmer aide of Englistan's Wazir-e-Azam haz reveeled dat a pios LaWhori jairnal had threatened to nuke Yindia in 8 seconds.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 02 Jul 2012 11:21

^^^Pliss to notice drone-a-charya mijjile stuck in GUBO pojishun

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 02 Jul 2012 13:46

Volcano is a mountain of peace.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 03 Jul 2012 01:33

[youtube]eTX2kxRtB7M&feature=player_embedded#![/youtube]

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Jul 2012 02:19

rajanb wrote: Jhujarullah ul mastiwallah:Awr ju saying dat the arrow pointz to bhere the whole pakistani army ij quartered?
pleej to Kamment

Da Deep Mush Hole iz Home Oph Poaq Qoam. Beery Berry tugh enviremant to surbibe. Behold Below Bhat happen Bhen Butt region izz Poaqxplored.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 03 Jul 2012 02:22

Are you ready?

2012 July 4, moar in NY

The statue is also holding umbrella and gifts meaning imagine gifts for momins along with with umbrella. AoA.

Bhi also read from right to left meaning gifts for momins bhi become happy from sad, except any raa agints.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 03 Jul 2012 03:32

Listen ju Yindoos. Do ju think that Bhindia ij de anly democracy,huh ? Bakistan ij is also a democracy. Ve give equal rights to our citizens. Beehold, and see, how we treat our birathers. AOA

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 03 Jul 2012 06:18

It has come to the attention of the jirga that arts madrassas in Pakistan are promoting homosexual architecture. Please to dekho report:

http://www.indianexpress.com/news/pakis ... y/964397/#

The principal and staff of Pakistan's first college of arts are facing accusations of blasphemy for including paintings and a feature that allegedly support homosexuality and ridicule Islamic values in the institution's annual journal. An additional district and sessions judge on Tuesday directed the chief of Old Anarkali police station to act in accordance with law on an application seeking the registration of a criminal case against the administration of the National College of Arts in Lahore. The application filed with police contended that the college's principal and staff had published paintings and a feature that "favoured homosexuality" and ridiculed Islamic values in the annual journal "Sohbat". Judge Sajjad Ahmad issued the order in response to a petition filed by a man named Abad Ali and directed the police station chief to lodge an FIR if any cognizable offence was made out against the respondents. The petitioner's counsel Mumtaz Ahmad Mangat argued that the college's principal and other members of its administration were liable to be prosecuted for disgracing the Quran and ridiculing Islam. He asked the court to direct police to register a case against the respondents under the blasphemy law and the Anti-Terrorism Act.

http://www.hindustantimes.com/world-new ... 81693.aspx

Pakistan's first arts college's editorial board has been dissolved and two other departments have been closed, weeks after the institution's annual journal was accused of publishing material that supported homosexuality and ridiculed Islamic values. {they should be thankful for losing just their jobs and not their lives}

"I have dissolved the editorial board, closed down the research and publication and architecture wings {What is a homosexual architecture? Does it have long columns and no domes? } and suspended the director for research and publication," Kausar told reporters.

I propose LMU should start teaching heterosexual non-plasphemous art. My contribution:

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 03 Jul 2012 06:20

Motorma Ang-e-Lina admiring Lalbrofessor's Minar-e-Pakistan

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 03 Jul 2012 10:41

Eye thot dat shee ij addmiring hij milk tapj? Beecauj minar-e-pakistan awr all bhery small? Yand, bhy george, heeden in bushes to conphuse drona?

Altair · Post by **Altair** » 03 Jul 2012 13:03

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 03 Jul 2012 15:26

^^ Caption time:

Halala Attack !!

PS. for the noob abduls who dont know the meaning of halala click here.

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 03 Jul 2012 15:28

There is no grey area, either you r with Pakistan or against.

Bhy phor profit ZH ask bhether bee are bith Bakistan or against?

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 03 Jul 2012 15:29

Now i can see those boobies in 3D

Rony · Post by **Rony** » 03 Jul 2012 17:07

vdutta wrote:Now i can see those boobies in 3D

The 'tfta' Paki looks like sdre 'dravidian' Chiranjeevi from some angles lol

Dmurphy · Post by **Dmurphy** » 03 Jul 2012 19:55

An old report but still laugh worthy

Muslim astronaut in space worship problem

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 03 Jul 2012 20:30

^^ What if you go to mars. which of the mars' many moons to pray to. Also what if you on moon? you eat all day?

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 03 Jul 2012 22:25

Some Yindoo must habe shaved Jaheel Hamied's Pewbic hair phor hij head.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Jul 2012 22:26

^^^ eej that the jahil's pussy?

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 03 Jul 2012 22:50

^^The shaved part?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Jul 2012 23:09

Lalmohan wrote:^^^ eej that the jahil's pussy?

He sold it for half Dinar long time ago when he was in his early Teens.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 03 Jul 2012 23:39

Altair wrote:

Uncle Sam: Sa la la la la! Zip Zam Bam! Thank you ma'am! Have to get ready for business.

Proxytute: You have to apologize. I had only calibrated for minor intrusions. You have violated my HS&D. That was not part of the deal.

Uncle Sam: I can't apologize if you were surprised while checking out my well built post

. That is the way it is and explains my super power! No, I will not pay more because of that.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 Jul 2012 00:10

Unkil Being Unkil habb lurend da Paki Kulture yand giben APoakology.

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 04 Jul 2012 14:23

Diyar Jirga Mempers,

I hab a poochh. Wee arr all train-e-d to recognize the wurd "herrow" to pe like kufr word "hero". Butt bhwat of tarrel fliends, hain ji? Bhwen they want to say "Hello" like us mards, they will pronounce it like "herrow"! Or arr they saying that becoj they are asstonished by our TFTAness, and just refurr to all of uss as "heroes"?

Bliss to enlighten...

yuvars kweschuninglee,

al-dust bin-empty

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 04 Jul 2012 19:06

In 1872, the Porkis invented the condom, by using a goat's lower intestine.
In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine
out of the goat first.

My sincere apologies to SBajwa. This is his post from the humour thread

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 04 Jul 2012 20:16

oh rajanbullah! ju habh rebhealed a great truth!!
kveshchun is, when breetish removed intestine, was theyar a paqui still attached to it?