Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

partha · Post by **partha** » 05 Jul 2012 00:09

AoA! A new team for PPL. "Bahawalpur Barbarians". PPL is bigger than IPL with not only more teams but also bigger hearts.

http://tribune.com.pk/story/403534/blas ... oly-quran/

partha · Post by **partha** » 05 Jul 2012 00:10

we should prove that we have bada dil by inviting a yindoo team to PPL. we can call the team "Bharti Blasphemers".

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 05 Jul 2012 01:56

Ghental Poaqs Diblowmutt Waaz naat emaging the ride taiken by Poaq Anuscestors.
NSFW Bictorial Evidence oph Poaq perception of TFTA dhemselves holding da reins and riding..

PoaqVentralAziananuscestorialimagination

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 05 Jul 2012 11:40

Reopening NATO routes will reduce violence against minorities like shia and ahmedi as Pakistani youth can direct their energy at more patriotic and productive activities like burning NATO trucks.

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 05 Jul 2012 13:47

Lalmohan wrote:oh rajanbullah! ju habh rebhealed a great truth!!
kveshchun is, when breetish removed intestine, was theyar a paqui still attached to it?

Lalmullah al baingan bhartha:

The breetish layt heem bithdraw becoj he waj nawt bhearing the paqui armee broun troujers yand the sighyt bhud hab bin dijturding.

AbhiJ · Post by **AbhiJ** » 06 Jul 2012 01:41

Benis the Penis!

Bacha Bazi Akbar!

AbhiJ · Post by **AbhiJ** » 06 Jul 2012 01:55

BijuShet wrote:Caption Time:

Afridi - Machallah I Yam Felling Zanaat by scratching your Nippul.

Mia - Fakir Mullah, It ich Becoz I am Katching Yawr Benis.

hulaku · Post by **hulaku** » 06 Jul 2012 13:46

Bhile kufr shuffer in heat and no baraash

Our mujahids blay

Take this you kuffars

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 06 Jul 2012 14:31

^Ah the charmis of male orgy

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 06 Jul 2012 14:40

ju phools!

du jou think aar mujahids have the time to do napak thingj? theje mujahids are testing new takneek for dephujing bums - their musharrafs abjorb the vacuum purst. theje are nanha mujahids, training bwith paani, so that their peachy bottomj don't get too takleefed...

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 06 Jul 2012 14:56

eye habh heard oph enemy bums, but thij sounds laike enema bums! hain ji?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 06 Jul 2012 15:01

who ij the mysterious Mullah Jel?
eej it Mullah Jello?
or eej it Kendosista J-Lo?
tell, tell?

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 06 Jul 2012 15:02

krekt, ji!

bum ij mosht halaal dawai phor musharraf onlee... just ask jia-ul-faq, who aljo got thij dawai, but sweetened with mango.

do ju think thij meetha dawai ij like haraam homo(!)pathic dawai, hain ji?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 06 Jul 2012 15:11

are ju saying that zia-ul-waq(thoo) got mango shove bhere da sun don' shaine? hain ji?

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 06 Jul 2012 15:16

auph korse! hij musharraf waj kampleetly bummed...

weren't krates kept pelow him? he waj gaarding them with hij laife! too bad they decided to kash in on hij bromiss...

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 06 Jul 2012 15:22

i brobose nyoo karikullam phor LMU. mujahids aar taking thingj too literally.

phor eggjample, thij habbened in 2009.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... kside.html

naw, eye am thinging that hij tlainel musht hab told him to "shove it up hij musharraf", aj a zoke. put, he took it literally, aj i menshun.

eye rekwest see-near maulerj to plij do the needphul...

al-dust bin-emptee

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 06 Jul 2012 16:27

Urgent neuj onree!

Kufr Shoodar haj discov-e-red Djinni Power!

Eye waj prowjing kufr e-conomic timej on duniya-chauda-jaala (borld bide beb onlee) bwhen bwhat do eye dekho? THIJ!

http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/new ... 704235.cms

Naat onlee haj this shoodar discovered how to uje djinns for bijli (which ij 400% bureland batented idea!), he haj aljo learned how to uje pindi channa explojun for bijli! Haye haye, thij ij burst din in the 400000000 trillion saal ka itihaas of lund of bure.

Lots and lots of

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 06 Jul 2012 22:22

Behold Maulearners. Plez bitness The Great Amerikhans Offer Appollogy to Bakistan.

durvasa · Post by **durvasa** » 06 Jul 2012 22:32

Heard on rodeo bakistan " Mulla gropuddin has issued fatawa that Bohson is Naqli God paticle and waz-be-cutlet. Gropuddin thunderthighed that only Mohron (Prohtons be upon Him) is the real Allah ka Zarra and there is only one Mohron."

Don't know what to Mano?

hulaku · Post by **hulaku** » 06 Jul 2012 22:44

Plashfemy plashfemy

Luk bhat Arap birather iz doing to faithfool anshwering Mullah's call

[youtube]8vXGofJM0x0&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

Cheking Musharaf phor bum.

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 06 Jul 2012 23:50

Haraam haraam, Afghan Ayeshas come on kafir undee tv and say Hrithik Roshan and Sanjay Dutt (both kaafir) are their favourites. This eej insult for momeen-e-ummah.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 07 Jul 2012 04:43

kish · Post by **kish** » 07 Jul 2012 21:42

durvasa wrote:Heard on rodeo bakistan " Mulla gropuddin has issued fatawa that Bohson is Naqli God paticle and waz-be-cutlet. Gropuddin thunderthighed that only Mohron (Prohtons be upon Him) is the real Allah ka Zarra and there is only one Mohron."

Don't know what to Mano?

Durv mullah,

juu forgot thish. thee lasht profit mohron (pisss be upon him) ish the reashon, bhy believers show their true love to their sisters(first cousin).

eye just habe one keshsion. the lasht profit also showed his true love for his daughter-in-law. Butt, pelievers don't follow thish?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Jul 2012 01:25

Groper Gillani Poaqstani Dilbahlani Chesspeacani

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 08 Jul 2012 08:52

I wonder what is the source of Ramu Bhai?.

Is it true tht osama hd a stack of sunny leone videos in his Abbotobad compound? My source tels tht he ws wtchng hr vdo whn he ws shot dead!

https://twitter.com/RGVzoomin

archan · Post by **archan** » 08 Jul 2012 11:06

I hear that a Jordanian has outbakied the bakis on TV todin. Bakis have only scratched testimonials, given maa behen ki, slapped each other. This lawmaker not onlee threw a shoe that hit the target but also bulled a gun on the ahmediya obbonent. Bakis are left pehind.

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 08 Jul 2012 13:31

Ah... reminds me oph the gud old dayj in Pindi...

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 08 Jul 2012 13:56

^^^ obening aaf the NAYTO ji lawks. Since there is shartage of bijili in Bakistan, apduls hab to ishtart by pushing it.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 08 Jul 2012 22:49

What a stance???
if it isnt a proof that she is a man then i dont know what is.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 08 Jul 2012 23:30

Which one?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 09 Jul 2012 01:40

eej that the ishepshal emerjancee laal briefcase oph farrin minster?

Guddu · Post by **Guddu** » 09 Jul 2012 01:53

In View Of The Current Situation In Pakistan...
The "Pakistan Zindabad" Slogan Has Been Changed To
"Pakistan Se Zinda Bhaag."

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 09 Jul 2012 10:37

partha · Post by **partha** » 09 Jul 2012 12:05

Army camp attacked the same day Air Yindia flight lands in Pakistan. Coincidence? I don't think so.

kish · Post by **kish** » 09 Jul 2012 15:01

Pakistan shuns physicist linked to ‘God particle’

I bropose bakistan shun physics, aj it ish linkked to physicist who disjcovered haram "God particle".

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 09 Jul 2012 16:04

kish wrote:Pakistan shuns physicist linked to ‘God particle’

I bropose bakistan shun physics, aj it ish linkked to physicist who disjcovered haram "God particle".

haraaaaaaam!!!

Joo koophar! Are ju phorgetting the grate advancej maid in the feel(d) of Djinn Fizzyks? Joo wood hab uss looj aar takniki advantaje over the shoodars?

Ardeshir · Post by **Ardeshir** » 09 Jul 2012 17:19

Haraam! Waiphor this Qadiyani kuffar is making Na-Bak claims about helping Bakistan build Newclear Bum?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 09 Jul 2012 17:31

bhat iph irradiation from new clear bum turned god phearing sci-e-ntist into qadiani mutant?!

Ardeshir · Post by **Ardeshir** » 09 Jul 2012 17:45

Ya Allah! Ees that even bossiple?