Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 09 Jul 2012 18:09

Ju meen thayt farticle will zupply uj bith sebentee too houris iph bhee uje sucite bhests?

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 09 Jul 2012 18:58

Lalmohan wrote:bhat iph irradiation from new clear bum turned god phearing sci-e-ntist into qadiani mutant?!

That onlee happenj to thoje hu are inwardlee Quadiani onlee. Troo peeleeberj bhill naivar turn! It can be tesht for new nanhas entering LMU onlee!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 09 Jul 2012 19:20

that eej why in LMU dorms we uje polonium chaddi's

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 09 Jul 2012 22:21

Birathers! Bakistan constitution haj been amended (whoa! did joo know we had a constitution despite eating all that gosht and pindi channa

)

Now dephinition of Qadiani: All Ahmadis except South Asian Nobel Prize winners.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 09 Jul 2012 22:22

are ju saying kobiguru rabindranath babu is a qadiani??!!

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 09 Jul 2012 22:23

^^Ij he Ahmadi??

Ardeshir · Post by **Ardeshir** » 09 Jul 2012 23:07

Astaghfirullah! Ju means to say Kansti-tyuushan amendment now includes Kuffar West Bakistani Muhammed Yunus too?

kish · Post by **kish** » 10 Jul 2012 00:01

beople listen, bhy for ju dishcussing "constitution". Ij itt menshunned in kooraan?

Brave baki beople should keep 4 "B"s in mind. They are Book, Bropet, Bomb and Bakistan.

I bill take ju kuffr to a sharia court, lett Good/Bad Taliban descide juor fate.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 10 Jul 2012 01:17

vdutta wrote:What a stance???
if it isnt a proof that she is a man then i dont know what is.

Farrin minster ij onlee expressing her all weather friendship with tarrel birather with open ~~arms~~ legs. Lal burkin bag is to show solidarity with Cheen mulk.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 10 Jul 2012 02:39

But everyone is ignoring my abservashun, cheena birather seems to be more interested in dil-do in the laal bag than haath milao

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 10 Jul 2012 02:55

Mahendra wrote:But everyone is ignoring my abservashun, cheena birather seems to be more interested in dil-do in the laal bag than haath milao

Laal bag ko Odh kei, Dil Do ke Tukre jorr ke
LaaL Mullah ko Chorr ke
Taango ka Manzar Khol ke
Taller Deeper ke haath Thaam liye!!
Marr jaoon naa kahi Laaj sei..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmGTJalw19U

Ardeshir · Post by **Ardeshir** » 10 Jul 2012 07:04

Ij Burkin Made-in-Cheen Kaapy?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 10 Jul 2012 13:29

Prasant wrote:Ij Burkin Made-in-Cheen Kaapy?

Like dus percenti alwaj sajs - Cheen kaapy kapay!

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 10 Jul 2012 13:37

RCase wrote:
vdutta wrote:What a stance???
if it isnt a proof that she is a man then i dont know what is.

Farrin minster ij onlee expressing her all weather friendship with tarrel birather with open ~~arms~~ legs. Lal burkin bag is to show solidarity with Cheen mulk.

Haw ji! So much iskin ij bijipal! and hayer aljo! whair is purkha, hain ji? i broboje that she pee declared wajib-ul-shutl...

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 10 Jul 2012 16:27

vairy vairy much negatib neuj :

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/worl ... 802408.cms

Naw whaire will we get amajing kwotej? Whaire will naixt kanspirajy theoree cum from? eye am vairy much

jors in greef,

al (ij) dust

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 11 Jul 2012 03:39

Zardari Waiting Phor Qard-dhari

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 11 Jul 2012 05:12

archan · Post by **archan** » 11 Jul 2012 06:36

Bhere did ju phind the phamilee bhoto? I have thought I had hidden it deep into the crevices of the attik. Now that it ij out in the oben, let me introduce :
Phrom left to dahina: Al Badar, Al Madar, and Al Baqar.
*hint : one in the middal ij the one I told ju apout some moons ago. My seventh coujjin, eighth removed, and sixth endeared. Ishtill rememper thoje endearing dayj in Lalbrof ka lap.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Jul 2012 12:37

butt who eej munna-al-terrori walking behind emir with toilet roll in haath and big big maniacal look on soorat?

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 11 Jul 2012 12:45

Lalmohan wrote:butt who eej munna-al-terrori walking behind emir with toilet roll in haath and big big maniacal look on soorat?

That ij raje mullah's inbred son phrom his nikkah with hij little sista.

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 11 Jul 2012 13:03

He ij ophbiously lusteeng the beeg backsidej een phront oph heem kum paired to the boney goatj he ij yused too, sow he ijint a RAW agint.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 11 Jul 2012 13:21

Kanishka wrote:
Lalmohan wrote:butt who eej munna-al-terrori walking behind emir with toilet roll in haath and big big maniacal look on soorat?
That ij raje mullah's inbred son phrom his nikkah with hij little sista.

He ij raa ajint - clean shaven bania displaying his zehniyat (with hij wicked green) by carrying toilet roll aj he ij with shitisani mullahs al bartani. Ju can see ah-gay two mullahs have their hands in their pockets and are ready to lob grenades within 8 seconds.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 11 Jul 2012 18:16

archan wrote:Bhere did ju phind the phamilee bhoto?

Achanullah-on-lapullah,

Do joo naat rekognije Ass-Jam ul-Chod-Ray-al Londonistani? He ij the roving ambajjador of ijlamic good bill and the unaffishial major of londonistan. He ij tryng to find peach and hermoine in theje troubled waqt bhen all eyej are on londonistan for the oil-limpics. Pleaj pee upon him.

Remindingly jours,

Anupuddin-al-noojarki

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 12 Jul 2012 03:08

anupmisra wrote:
archan wrote:Bhere did ju phind the phamilee bhoto?
Achanullah-on-lapullah,

Do joo naat rekognije Ass-Jam ul-Chod-Ray-al Londonistani? He ij the roving ambajjador of ijlamic good bill and the unaffishial major of londonistan. He ij tryng to find peach and hermoine in theje troubled waqt bhen all eyej are on londonistan for the oil-limpics. Pleaj pee upon him.

Remindingly jours,

Anupuddin-al-noojarki

Ah Sala Cum,

Taaking apout Oil Limpics, how many meedals Bakistan ij going to bin thij taime?
It ij a shame that sports in bhich Bakistan is good ij naat inckulded like
kidnapping, raping, sooside pompimg, incesting, grooming phor seks etc.
These sports should pee inkluded in Oil Limpics.

Reborting sadly,
Kanishkullah

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 12 Jul 2012 07:42

I am propojinn an "Out of Bakistan" theory.

The trooth ij that Allah created Aryan Mussalmanj in Bakistan, and they conkered da world starting out oph Bakistan.

But kafirs have now created the anti-Bakistan theory where they say subreme Aryans from Yooropes came to Bakistan. And that Bakistanis are mixed breed Aryan Mussalmaans with dirty black Dravidian Mussalmaans oph kafir India. This lie haj to be overtuned. Aryan Bakistani Mussalmaans must kill all kafirs, and that ij what we are seeing today cumming out oph Bakistan

Ardeshir · Post by **Ardeshir** » 12 Jul 2012 08:20

Maulana Shiv-al-hakimi, but ju are phorgatting that vee Bakistanis are broud descendants oph Arap and Turk beobles. Oph course, Mohajirs are not True Bakistanis™.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 12 Jul 2012 09:06

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/07/10/pa ... allegation

Pakistani consular officer in toronto tries to give Canadian visa to Canadian citizen, declared unfit for government service.

Kanishka · Post by **Kanishka** » 12 Jul 2012 09:17

shiv wrote:I am propojinn an "Out of Bakistan" theory.

The trooth ij that Allah created Aryan Mussalmanj in Bakistan, and they conkered da world starting out oph Bakistan.

But kafirs have now created the anti-Bakistan theory where they say subreme Aryans from Yooropes came to Bakistan. And that Bakistanis are mixed breed Aryan Mussalmaans with dirty black Dravidian Mussalmaans oph kafir India. This lie haj to be overtuned. Aryan Bakistani Mussalmaans must kill all kafirs, and that ij what we are seeing today cumming out oph Bakistan

There ij aalreedy a dhaaga phor "Out oph Bakistan Ijjues":
It ij kalled "Pakistani Role in Global Terrorism"

Salam

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 12 Jul 2012 09:24

Kanishka wrote:
shiv wrote:I am propojinn an "Out of Bakistan" theory.
"Out oph Bakistan Ijjues":
Salam

Ever Shinsh Djinna Gaib Burth tu Pakistan

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 12 Jul 2012 09:46

Jhujar wrote: Ever Shinsh Djinna Gaib Burth tu Pakistan

Hoo ij happier? Out oph Bakistan materialj or Bakistan?

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 12 Jul 2012 12:13

Bakis are far behind their Arap masters when it comes to debating skills.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 12 Jul 2012 12:20

shiv wrote: cumming out oph Bakistan

I phind this bery repulsive

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 12 Jul 2012 13:28

butt wye, mah-e-ndrullah? sometimej, pa'astanij need protein, nahin?

Ardeshir · Post by **Ardeshir** » 12 Jul 2012 14:14

Onlee iph it ij Halal.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Jul 2012 14:24

are ju saying that "neck" must be cut and allowed to drain out?

Ardeshir · Post by **Ardeshir** » 12 Jul 2012 15:43

Plij brebare a dojjier so that vee can respond to eet.

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 12 Jul 2012 15:51

Prasant wrote:Onlee iph it ij Halal.

ju kuffar! haw dare ju kweshchun my halal-ness? eye sho troo bakistaniyat eberee mawrning (eye alwaij chek!). if bakistaniyat ij not halal, then NUTHING ij halal!

bakistaniyat ko khatray may mat daalo!

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 12 Jul 2012 15:56

da koschan may arije, prasant-al-kufri, that haw do eye gnaw that my bakistaniyat ij troo? wye, pecoj it ij halal GREEN, oph korse! must pe the herps onlee...

Ardeshir · Post by **Ardeshir** » 12 Jul 2012 16:11

Diyar Rajat-ul-Halalchecker, iff ju are so kanfidant of juvar halalness, bliss to apply hiyar for certifakat.

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 12 Jul 2012 16:31

eye don't need peece of kagaz to cunphurm halal-ness. that is kufr praktiss.

for troo baki, pathar will do onlee...