Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 10 Aug 2012 17:09

partha wrote:http://dawn.com/2012/08/09/millionaires ... g-secrets/
Millionaires unveil Pakistan’s artefact smuggling secrets
OUTRAJED!! why are ancient artifacts being smuggled. we should put an end to smuggling of these artifacts so that we can bomb them later ala bamiyan.

Mullah Parthaullah urf Outragee: pleaj do not burry. My mard e momeenj in the balley of iswaat are working raat and din to kill the nefariouj dejine of these ishmugglerj by prematuredly blowing up theje buttj (ishtachooj) so that no ishmugglerj can get their na pak handj on them. See. Bhee are patriotic onlee.

Jours obligingly,

Misrahi al Nooyarki.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 10 Aug 2012 19:17

anupmisra wrote:Bhat ij thij I hiyar? ........

Doej lying-down Motorma have paloons in her sharam sharam? Wah wah, look how bakistani teknology has advanced!

But why ij bious Aptul going to burst paloons with hij chakoo?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Aug 2012 20:08

eye want to know what eej ij ispeshal edition DVD, hain ji?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 10 Aug 2012 20:36

In this addition it ij "Pakistan's first X-Rated For Adults Only Film"

Espeshal addition DVD, they have "For First Time, All Pakistan Is X-Rated Only Film".

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 11 Aug 2012 16:19

Baikul wrote:But why ij bious Aptul going to burst paloons with hij chakoo?

Hi ij a pak qualified sirjun (for joo kafirj, he ij a daktar who doej sirjurry). Bun of the motorma'j leg ij longer than other bun. He bill by the grace of allah do sirjurry and make both legj equal equal. The paloonj like bottomj are a sign of health in our kulchar and bell admired by all of us.

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 11 Aug 2012 18:26

The paloon iz not to bursting. In phact the thing looking lyke chaaku iz the paloon. This is ujed in surgery all places in duniya. Joo beepalz are jahil. In phact, duniya baj jahil bephore stealing from abar eggjperts.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 11 Aug 2012 23:24

Yaallah, phor research burbose I dekhoed NBC's"Bodies in Motion"bedio, and I tell you it is haram, haraam, haraaam. Naav all of my bodybarts are in severe bain, inphact two of them have turned blue and its not even mondin*. I bray to yallah that some bious mujahid compiles a challange bedio showing some real bodies in motion action like:

slow motion action of:

Throat slitting of that nordic kaffir
Machine gunning of blindfolded baki soliders
Broad daylight point blank shooting of that sindhi kid in Park
Football stadium ak-47 assisination of that burkha clad womans
Beheadings of those shia, ahmediya, baki/yamireki jasus
Bublic floggings oph dishonoring womans in swat
Face reconfigurations useing acid tecknology for beautifull womans

Bismilla that would be a bideo to die for litter-e-ali, masallah I am alrady habing gillay-khawbs (wetdreams you kaffir).

* In case of Mortulla of L&M dhagaa it must be Blue Ball Saturdin todin, hain!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 11 Aug 2012 23:36

Gods will?

These SDREs must be less bious.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 12 Aug 2012 00:24

jamwal wrote:
Kendo Stix Ninjaah Sistaahs

That is just false propaganda by RAA, CIA and Mossad to defame Pakistan and show the girls in Pakistan army in negative light. Girls in Pakistan army are modern, clean shaved, educated and cultured. They have gone on to excel in other fields like Sugar mill owners, cornflakes makers, real estate, Presidents etc. Here is photo of a girl in Pakistan army showing off her writing skills

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 12 Aug 2012 01:40

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 12 Aug 2012 04:28

joygoswami wrote:

La hore via Kuwait, what- e- tight fellow.

Does the jirga want to have hij papies?

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 13 Aug 2012 12:30

Bismillah!

Bhwen I dekho bicchars of Baki Wimmens in Fauj, I eat kasam and say I saw the phace of Org-e-azam...

that meanj mye Hatf phyrred, phor all the ahmediyas hu did naat samajho...

Salam

anmol · Post by **anmol** » 13 Aug 2012 22:21

@AndieDeArment: A woman at the visa window this morning tried to set her daughter up with one of our Consular officers. #anythingforavisa #truestory

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 13 Aug 2012 22:49

anmol wrote:
@AndieDeArment: A woman at the visa window this morning tried to set her daughter up with one of our Consular officers. #anythingforavisa #truestory

That ij a lie, ju kuffa.

Phirst of all, I am a mard-e-momin, perhaps that lipishtick yand mascara on my peard phooled the officer

Skand of all, how dare ju say daughter? I waj trying to set up my pegum and it waj phor a Canadian vija for the phamily. Therefore 400% halal onlee.

kish · Post by **kish** » 13 Aug 2012 23:30

anmol wrote:
@AndieDeArment: A woman at the visa window this morning tried to set her daughter up with one of our Consular officers. #anythingforavisa #truestory

he he he

. waj there 4 conjulars oppicers in total?

see, ju are conpused only. 4 is a nashunal numper of bakistan.

whe habe 4 fathers (Arap, persian, mongol, etc)

whe habe 4 pegums.

soo, it ij normal only por a baki wimen to vijit 4 conjulars oppicers (watch their mijjle piring actibities) tto get a vija.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 13 Aug 2012 23:51

Made en ShenZennaat ,Paqqie shpeecial Hoor 2013 Mawdell Shighted , 2 Poaqajhids can ride bhile one do Ghazwa en da behind,

partha · Post by **partha** » 14 Aug 2012 01:57

bakistan not winning any medals in olympics ij a collective failure of the whole world just like osama living comfortably in bakistan ij a failure of all of the world intelligence agencies.

bakistan didn't win any medals because all the teams / individuals playing against bakistan failed to lose. hence they are equally responsible.

AoA!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 15 Aug 2012 01:36

partha wrote:bakistan not winning any medals in olympics ij a collective failure of the whole world just like osama living comfortably in bakistan ij a failure of all of the world intelligence agencies. bakistan didn't win any medals because all the teams / individuals playing against bakistan failed to lose. hence they are equally responsible.
AoA!

Parthaullah bin Medali, joo habe hit the bat on the head jusht like our kendo stix shistahs.

Aphter joo ishtop seeing sitaraj in din time, joo bill realije that it waj a kanshpiraji all along. Did not the maghrabi mulks habe the oil-limpic during ramjaan period, period? Our khiladij were berry berry hungary. Do joo know bhat that meanj? They bill lust aphter any food or maghrabi motormaj in burkinij and see-thru kameej with no chaddij. Eben I bill. I waj dekhoing a tamasha kalled bitch bolly ball. I waj hungary but due to my piouj nachur (and my wibej were near), I could only imagine (din mein sapna dekhna).

partha · Post by **partha** » 15 Aug 2012 02:03

mullah anup-ul-misra-al-joo-aarki,

it ij ofcourse 500% kaanspiracy to defame bakistan. In thij holy month our khiladij were made to stay in olympic gaon where it seems haram haram things are done. mijjile caps sell like hot kebabs inside the gaon.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Aug 2012 02:32

Tum Akele kabhi Paqqistan mei Ayya na Karro
Bechari Begumo ko phir haal Kya Howwggaaa!!

kshatriya · Post by **kshatriya** » 16 Aug 2012 05:25

In the Kamra Olympics who gets the 72 gold medals

Armee faithfool or bunny faithfool ?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 16 Aug 2012 08:48

I soch TTP are lying. How can so many aircraft fit into a kamra hain ji?

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 16 Aug 2012 09:00

^

talibs in a kamra are phyrring raakits at each other, bhy ij the SSG unit coming in between hain-ji?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 16 Aug 2012 09:08

My heart goes out to the Saab Erieye which was shaheed.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 16 Aug 2012 09:30

Ju Phools, fisht ju make phun aaf bak desh when the kaffir world doej naat let them win medals and nau when pious pakis practice shooting shooting to beat arch-rival India in next alampics, Ju again complain. Ya alla, what a Baki is supposed to do..

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 16 Aug 2012 09:38

Bakistan has lost $100 Billion and 1 AWACS to war on terror.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 16 Aug 2012 09:41

Next time onwards, IOA should add Raid-de-airbase as one of the events in OG.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 Aug 2012 09:47

Anujan wrote:My heart goes out to the Saab Erieye which was shaheed.

Waaz et naat broteckted bi da Peeleaving DJinns orr werr dhey gone phor Oomra bith Brerzi"dant" .

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 16 Aug 2012 09:52

Bakistan needs more Drones, Submarines, Ships, Air-to-Air missiles and more importantly more money from US to defeat the menace of terrorism.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 16 Aug 2012 11:10

Bakistaan doesnaat need stuff. They demand Amreeka should hand over all this stuff to them.

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 16 Aug 2012 17:10

http://forums.bharat-rakshak.com/viewto ... 7#p1325657

*****

Pakistan may well be named '*****' after search trends thrown by Google indicate that it is the world leader in ***** searches.

Pakistan -- the land of the pure (*****) -- where websites get banned for showing offensive and blasphemous material at the drop of the hat, has been ranked as the top country for searching sex-related terms, according to a Fox News report.

Pakistan is top dog in searches per-person for 'horse sex' since 2004, 'donkey sex' since 2007, 'rape pictures' between 2004 and 2009, 'rape sex' since 2004, 'child sex' between 2004 and 2007 and since 2009, 'animal sex' since 2004 and 'dog sex' since 2005, according to Google Trends and Google Insights, features of Google that generate data based on popular search terms."

The country also tops -- or has been No.1 -- in searches for "sex," "camel sex," "rape video," "child sex video" and some other unprintable searches.

The country's punishment for those charged with blasphemy is execution, but the question remains what -- if anything -- can be done about people who search for ***** on the web.

faworite haath time of purer than pure bakis.
bakistan a land of secs and bropberity. nalayak contries r j-loos of bakistan.

kish · Post by **kish** » 16 Aug 2012 20:44

krisna wrote:http://forums.bharat-rakshak.com/viewto ... 7#p1325657

*****
Pakistan may well be named '*****' after search trends thrown by Google indicate that it is the world leader in ***** searches.

Pakistan -- the land of the pure (*****) -- where websites get banned for showing offensive and blasphemous material at the drop of the hat, has been ranked as the top country for searching sex-related terms, according to a Fox News report.

Pakistan is top dog in searches per-person for 'horse sex' since 2004, 'donkey sex' since 2007, 'rape pictures' between 2004 and 2009, 'rape sex' since 2004, 'child sex' between 2004 and 2007 and since 2009, 'animal sex' since 2004 and 'dog sex' since 2005, according to Google Trends and Google Insights, features of Google that generate data based on popular search terms."

The country also tops -- or has been No.1 -- in searches for "sex," "camel sex," "rape video," "child sex video" and some other unprintable searches.

The country's punishment for those charged with blasphemy is execution, but the question remains what -- if anything -- can be done about people who search for ***** on the web.
faworite haath time of purer than pure bakis.
bakistan a land of secs and bropberity. nalayak contries r j-loos of bakistan.

'horse sex', 'donkey sex', 'dog sex', 'camel sex', etc.. Butt, bhere is 'pig sex'.

oh chorry. pailed to realise PIGS are searchoing por those sexs.

partha · Post by **partha** » 16 Aug 2012 20:57

VikasRaina wrote:Bakistaan doesnaat need stuff. They demand Amreeka should hand over all this stuff to them.

bakistan definitely needs stuff especially that grown in afghanistan. it helps in formulating lahori logic.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 16 Aug 2012 20:58

^ Why do you need Lahori Logic ? After all wherever a Paki is, whether Lahore or La-Liga, He is still a G***U

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 16 Aug 2012 23:31

Besd caze for "Hod sbod" technology.
nsfwish
https://p.twimg.com/A0b43tWCAAAWi8P.jpg

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 17 Aug 2012 02:52

Mad Ham Khar Tyaar yand waiting phor Krishna !!

kish · Post by **kish** » 17 Aug 2012 22:32

In this poto iam dekhoing bakistani airporce, navel(

) Chiefs sporting yindoo "chakra" in their uniporm along bith other 'pagan' cymbols

member_20317 · Post by **member_20317** » 17 Aug 2012 22:35

^^^ Na Na most of these are Star of Dabid and some late celebration of Rakhi.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 18 Aug 2012 02:28

the hawaii jarnail looks a bit under nourished...

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 18 Aug 2012 03:19

Baakistan waazoo waass cheeted in O"lympuck.
NO RM Gaim