Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 30 Aug 2012 14:06

I am soch hat this bichar exblains JuuAss and Bakistan relation berfectly

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 31 Aug 2012 08:53

RCase wrote:
Here's Mr. Awesome (fast forward to 2:07. Coffee spill alert).
Anupullah-al-Nooyarki,

Subhanallah, Bakistaniyat is reaching all the corners of the world.

Salam.

AoA and Bally Cool Al Salaam birather,

No No No. All the cornerj of the duniya is reaching the land of bakijtan. By the bay, my shakal waj berry red bhen I dekho our motormaj doing Yindoo temple dance like some cortejanj. Ij thij bhy jour poorkhaj fought for jour 400% pure land? Hain? I had to drink my own big big aansoo (tearj).

Bery sharminda with water-water

.

Misrahi al Nooyarki

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 31 Aug 2012 09:54

Phrom Mush dhey kame, , Jeenah, Ik Ball , No Ball orr Baaapa Qaazim ?

partha · Post by **partha** » 04 Sep 2012 10:44

birathers,

todin ij world hijab din. pliss to make sure all jour wimmens and jour mijjile wear hijab todin.

pliss naat to forget ensuring both eyes of jour wimmens are covered.

AoA!

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 04 Sep 2012 14:18

Pakistan puts on hold plans to import petrol from India: Report

bhy naat demand free betrol bhrom araps , aj bakistaan saves arap musharraf from the infidel shias ...
bhat apout the never ending pindi chana gas reserves , can't baki jinn take-no-laazy make baki automobiles to run aan chana gas
ibh India wants to give betrol to bakistan , it shud aljo give two pillion dallars alaang with betrol or bakistan must refuse Indian betrol
or, atlaast,
bakistan must follow the brabhet way of riding camels and donkeys

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 04 Sep 2012 14:48

Aun Top oph dat, the ebil Yindoo website Bee aaR eff, the yindoos awr proobieeng thaat thee Out oph Yindia theori (OIT) ij wright yand Aaryaan Inbhashiun teeoree (AIT) bhich ij wrang. Bhich meens dat bhee awr the phore phathers oph thee Araps. Hain ji!

Theyar Phore bhee shud gayt betrol phree. Aljo Kamels and goatz.

Theyan bhee kaan bhuy Dilli phrom ebil Yindoos, bith ower phour phathers mani and chase dem a-oot.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 Sep 2012 18:29

No ju kuffars, bakistan has won the war on peterrorl. Djineer Agua Watar haj successfully comercialized the waater kit that ij producing so much inergee with rejonuns and free energy. Waater bonds are breaking like paagal with stepped up voltage.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 05 Sep 2012 09:11

Jirga, I yam also dejining a car, 400% better than that kufa Agha Waqar.

My car ij running on susu.

For phuel- All aptool, pliss to come with open lungis.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 05 Sep 2012 19:57

pang !!! look bhat eye hap found ... all the glorious baki scientists , their infamous khoj and the meritj of ijlamik science ...
aal eye aaask ij , daant laugh your musharraf off ... tie jour camel , send jour khusboos into cave , take out your weeds and head here ,

science obh the ummah , for the ummah and py the ummah

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 05 Sep 2012 20:11

butt - whenever the herbs come out, khusboo is sure to follow

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 06 Sep 2012 23:25

PoaqeMO

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 07 Sep 2012 01:44

Our kirkit mujahidj habe learnt the takneek to phly and glide like djinnj ujing their handj. Do joo know bhat the green color can do? Make joo into a invijible djinn.

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 07 Sep 2012 04:24

Bliss to spaat the RAA agint(s)!!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 Sep 2012 05:33

Big MaulAnuuz yall luuk 7.2 maanth Bregnanat. Tummy ke andar Kya hai?

Bawkistan sucks fully tasted PoaQ Boss-On yelement

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 07 Sep 2012 07:44

AoA

Deepel than ocean fliend has made this phone exclujibely for Pakhanastan

Brejenting

Enter Goophone I5, Looking a Lot Like Apple’s iPhone 5

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/20 ... s-iphone-5

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 07 Sep 2012 12:16

^ Eye am puying thij pone onlee iph it haj an app to point me to the nearest ahmadi/kuffr with turn by turn navigashun!

yuars kuffr-searchingly,
sudhanuddin

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Sep 2012 12:17

diyar anup-al-misri, habh ju phound ebhidence oph the new PAF aerobatics team in juour bicchar?! hain ji?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 07 Sep 2012 17:07

Lalmohan wrote:diyar anup-al-misri, habh ju phound ebhidence oph the new PAF aerobatics team in juour bicchar?! hain ji?

It ij brobably a noo oil-limpic ishport kalled shinkronijed gliding. Poetry in moshun. Onlee momeenj in green libaj can perform besht.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 07 Sep 2012 19:55

After inventing car which runs on waturr, Bakistanis have develobed another car which runs on electricity. We must demand that Yindoos send us their electricity right now for further research and imbrovement of this taknik

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 07 Sep 2012 19:57

Some beoble say that it ij Revenge Of The Transformer
Then why don't I see that SHIA Labeouf in this bichar ?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Sep 2012 20:11

the shia is at the bottom oph the car turned into beouf

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 07 Sep 2012 23:19

sudhan wrote:Bliss to spaat the RAA agint(s)!!

Bhaat! Plasbhemy! The bious momeen are being held hostaje by RAA ajinits and made to surrender. The cowardly SDRE RAA agints have literally packstapped the momeen just like in 1971 when hour prave fauj had to raise their arms due to the perfidy off the IA.

If ju see the bitchar, the momeen have been outnumpered by RAA. One brave momeen == 10 cowardly SDRE onlee.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 07 Sep 2012 23:31

jamwal wrote:After inventing car which runs on waturr, Bakistanis have develobed another car which runs on electricity. We must demand that Yindoos send us their electricity right now for further research and imbrovement of this taknik

No, no! That is Djineer Agua Waatar showing off his prototype of vershun 2.0 of waatar kit. In vershun 1.0, he waj able to step up 12V to 100V and caujed the waatar bonds to break like pagal. In this vershun, he haj stebbed it up signiphyicantly in the range of 440 KV. The waatar waj beyond paagal and there waj so much free inurgy that waj generated that the small cowardly car could not handle. Not Djineer sab will usj this tacknowljee on bigger, well built lawrhouris.

Imagine if all transformers in Bakistan were usjed like this then there will no longer be power ~~crysis~~ in the cuntry! AoA!

Lisa · Post by **Lisa** » 08 Sep 2012 00:27

RCase wrote:
sudhan wrote:Bliss to spaat the RAA agint(s)!!

It is so solly that all failed real boto caption, is is from old chines saying,

Many hands make light work.

See now if you have no bijli you know bat to do....

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 08 Sep 2012 01:06

Lisa wrote:Many hands make light work

Thoujandj stribes to joo. Work ij for wimmen. Bhee were holding each otherj handj up becaaj our handj were tired from .... bhell, joo know. Besidej, do joo not dekho how heaby our bullet broof beshtj are? Makej uj look fatty.

partha · Post by **partha** » 08 Sep 2012 08:14

http://tribune.com.pk/story/433385/turn ... i-network/

Turning up the heat: US blacklists Haqqani network

OUTRAJED!! conspiracy against bakistan to cut its export potential. bakistan demands amreeka whitelist the blacklisted bakistani companies and also cut duty on bakistani exports.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 08 Sep 2012 20:19

Joo black injuns bill neber match the djineering cababilitiej of our own salahuddin bin qasim....gaji zaid (pbuh) hamid. He ij the besht djineer in the whole of duniya. Hiyar ij broof bhere he maadified the waater car into hij new bhite steed bhich he bill ride into evil bhindia and plant hij green parcham on yindoo lal qila. He ij sochoing of marketing thij all-burbose-ashault-behicle (ABAB) (named in honor of our abab ansheshtorj) to all firsht born male pajitanij.

Behold and fear far jour libes, joo kafirj:

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 08 Sep 2012 21:18

jamwal wrote:After inventing car which runs on waturr, Bakistanis have develobed another car which runs on electricity. We must demand that Yindoos send us their electricity right now for further research and imbrovement of this taknik

Thij ij electrishitty running on car, naat car on electrishitty

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Sep 2012 01:23

Oh I thought that it was bakistani version of kar seva

anyway, is that hand on hip Abdul Behenchodi in the background the new e scientist in the class of Agha Waterqar

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 09 Sep 2012 01:54

Poaqputtboot

Ardeshir · Post by **Ardeshir** » 09 Sep 2012 12:38

Diyar Birathers,
I bresent to joo the Munajing Draktor of Microsoft, who ispoke to Bill Gates for 6 minutes.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Sep 2012 13:18

Ha Ha, 17 year old cousin of Shahid Afraidi

Al Kambridge unvarsity ij in Amreeka

Could not watch beyond 4 mins Alhamdilullah

partha · Post by **partha** » 10 Sep 2012 09:59

^
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LOL. When you watch the video on youtube, there is another related video on this junior Agha Waqar where he is referred to as "Tiger of Stanford University"

partha · Post by **partha** » 10 Sep 2012 12:26

IEDtor janab,

i hab a pooch. beepuls are saying recent Yindia Bakistan visa agreement will help bilateral trade. doej it mean we can trade water kits for their petroleum products or their satellite technology?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Sep 2012 12:29

no ju phool! bhe need theyar water!! eet eej jaguar vein onlee!!

habal · Post by **habal** » 10 Sep 2012 14:01

Is thij a trial run for making shea butter ?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Sep 2012 14:50

bilal bought a better butter
butt the butter was shia
so he shot a better butt-er
to make the shia butter better

kish · Post by **kish** » 10 Sep 2012 20:06

[url=xxxhttp://dawn.com/2012/09/10/youre-number-one-pcb-tells-ajmal/]“You’re number one,” PCB tells Ajmal[/url]

Number one alright, in what? chucking..!

On a serious note.

Bhat ish this? a bosition in kamasutra?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 10 Sep 2012 20:12

kish wrote:

Bhat ish this? a bosition in kamasutra?

Na jee. It ij kalled air-phuck. Pakij gibe air-phuckj bhen the real akshun ij not passible.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Sep 2012 20:19

no ju phool, abdul is grabbing virtual pillars and preparing himself for the gubo insertion that is suar to phollow!! note lips pursed in pain look...