Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

himadri · Post by **himadri** » 11 Sep 2012 03:30

Deer extinguished maulanas, I am getting some rubbing feelings seeing rabbani. What is the fatwa regarding
missile malish seeing hijras ?

partha · Post by **partha** » 11 Sep 2012 04:27

OUTRAJED!! Ajmal was not given the best bowler award? PCB should cancel all invites to phoren teams to tour Pakistan.

partha · Post by **partha** » 11 Sep 2012 04:33

it ij high time we start our own taller, fairer t20 league. BAKISTAN PREMIER LEAGUE!

.. wait.. that would become BPL and phoren players can galti se mistake that it is Below Poverty Line standard onlee.

we should name our league SAPL! "Staying Alive Premier League". it accurately describes bakistan!

SAPL could also deceive phoren players into thinking that it is South Africa Premier League and they will sign up in more numbers.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Sep 2012 12:23

himadri wrote:Deer extinguished maulanas, I am getting some rubbing feelings seeing rabbani. What is the fatwa regarding
missile malish seeing hijras ?

narmally ju are required to make the hijra do the maalish, then have them arrested for committing an act of gross indecency and then stoned (naat with herps!!)

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 11 Sep 2012 15:56

bleaj to note
A paki in Norway plans "on opening 200 student Muslim school...". AoA.

But for kuffr stopping the most bious, the kuffr lands would have Muslim school.

One pooch, how kuffr claim to be more civilized after banning school that has strict rule of most bious, such as beheading when failed to observe fasts like the most bious?

Kuffr joo not opening schools by most bious bakis?

AoA.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 11 Sep 2012 17:24

partha wrote:it ij high time we start our own taller, fairer t20 league. BAKISTAN PREMIER LEAGUE!

Part-haduddin, joo habe ghee shakkar in jour mouth. Ask and joo shall receibe. Zaka to ishtart T20 leedh

"It will be like the pattern of the IPL (Indian Premier League), the BPL (Bangladesh Premier League) and the Sri Lanka (Premier) League"

Joo bill find internashnal pilayerj will come over and play there

There four, it shall be kalled IPLBPLSLL. Mashallah. The besht of all three leedhs.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 11 Sep 2012 21:30

Spot the RAA agint : hint it is the one making rice.

kish · Post by **kish** » 11 Sep 2012 21:37

^^^ Yeah. Additionally, s/he isn't wearing a burka, not covering the hair, showing sexy curvy waist.

Is he the she for the other four mujahid?

kish · Post by **kish** » 11 Sep 2012 21:42

Google sets sight on Pakistan as the next 'big market' in the region

I vonder bhat bakistanis arr searchoing ?

Google haj taken note of it, will provide whatever bakistanis are asking for.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 12 Sep 2012 02:16

Legendary Bakistani hosbitality!

Our TFTA Bakistani FM provided a warm, 'wide open', friendly welcome to Yindoo FM Krishna that he waj so eggscited and had to cover his mijjile!

Despite that, the SDRE Yindoo Krishna did not solve Kashmir, Siachen, Sir Creek etc.

partha · Post by **partha** » 12 Sep 2012 02:28

^
hahaha..what a pic.

joo mean Yindoo Krishna did not hand over Kashmir, Siachen, Sir Creek etc?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 12 Sep 2012 02:49

RCase wrote:b]Legendary Bakistani hosbitality![/b]

Hose-BiddaLity !! But dhiz one bith Legz abart bozision tell us Kiss-naa waz enter-Tained bith Horse- Rideality.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 12 Sep 2012 03:04

Kreeshna is such a bumbling idiot

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 12 Sep 2012 03:07

Reaal Khar

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 12 Sep 2012 05:35

Dier IEDtor jabnaab
I bent to Macdownaldj to share diet coke that my begam likes bhery much. In the pracess of sharing, we bere told to sit separately by the manajer. He thinkj bee bar not married and so bar naat a phamily (it is phamily rest-o-rant he said). Bee are in phakt trying bhery hard to start a phamily, it haj naat borked so phaar but that ij anoder estory and I bill naat discuss private matterj bith third beople.
I hab thij humble rekbest that all married kujahinds and theyr ayesahaj should be ejeely recognijed by some marking so that third people do naat think otherbyje. I sujjest that jour readerj joose their eggjelent brain to phind a solujan. Maybe some phatwa kan be raphered. In the kaphir bania land they alredy hab methods.
Jours Sinjeerly

MurthyB · Post by **MurthyB** » 12 Sep 2012 06:06

kenop wrote:Dier IEDtor jabnaab

I hab thij humble rekbest that all married kujahinds and theyr ayesahaj should be ejeely recognijed by some marking so that third people do naat think otherbyje.
Jours Sinjeerly

Diyar Kenop-ud-din,

I yam bujjled by jour qwery, aj solushun phor jour situashun alredy exjists in ober glorious land:

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Sep 2012 12:07

that khushboo ij a yindoo terrorist, just look at those saffron markings!!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 12 Sep 2012 17:53

Lalmohan wrote:that khushboo ij a yindoo terrorist, just look at those saffron markings!!

Bhy ij the abdul in the background happy and showing wood (under shine "Shame Wood")? Thanks be to allah (who knoj all) he ij bearing long shalwar.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Sep 2012 18:34

all abduls getting wood when khusboo is maheking

vanand · Post by **vanand** » 12 Sep 2012 19:14

Anujan wrote:Spot the RAA agint : hint it is the one making rice.

firsht theen and the laast one are TTP suborted raa agint they are habing bery cunning eyes yand more over they all hab webons donated by ebil Yindoos.

porth one is real bakisthan mujahid. Becauj he ij habing ober nashonal simbol the peging bowl in hij hand, rejon for bowl habing lid ij to avoid sbilling of dropings, becauj what habbens bhen somepody dorps more donashons it may sbill and the peging bowl is discobery of ober great dijneer water kit phem agha waqar. .

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 12 Sep 2012 22:39

RCase wrote:

I pooch bhat is this? I thought abor custom is greet with do bahen failake. Then bhay maddam allbej greet with do tange failake, hain ji?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 13 Sep 2012 00:52

^^^
Abhijitullah-al-trademarki, may the plessings of yallah be upon you! I waj sarching for this tasveer of FM with our tarrel and deepel fliend to dim-on-istraight our TFTA FM's tradishunal Baki hose-pit-alley-ity of welcoming our guests with open ~~arms~~ legs. Cheeni birathel has struck a deal given the price was cheap, but Kiss-na sajs "Sorry, I am Yindian, naat in public pleaj" and covers his mijjile.

However, ju did naat note-is that FM had fashionaple thyla to meet the Cheeni birathel and did not carry one for meeting with Yindoo Kiss-na. She ij very smart .... Cheeni birather can provide bheek and hence the thyla, evil Yindoo bania does naat have money to give as bheek.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 13 Sep 2012 09:05

I talk mohtarma ijj hiding something bheetween her legs....but bhat? BHAAT?

kmkraoind · Post by **kmkraoind** » 13 Sep 2012 09:19

The postures of donkey suggests, either she is suffering from piles or has undergone multiple GUBO sessions.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Sep 2012 12:34

ju are all (faith) phools!
motorham eej a judo mistress (naat gubo mister!) and she eej taking istance to grapple and throw cunning sdre yindoo, and position phor kick to dragon-birather's no dong
she eej new ijlamik superherrowine "bagwoman"

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 13 Sep 2012 13:50

i am imagining how motorham doing the posture. start imagining, here..she is far and approaching...nearer...u can see her smiling...closer...walking walking...holding her purse tight...here she comes...closer closer closer.......she is now just 2 yards from you....smile...wide smile...her eyes blink...wee little closer....AND SHE SUDDENLY STOPS....JUMP...SPREAD HER LEGS...smile and shakes hand...JUMP AGAIN...back to normal posture

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 13 Sep 2012 16:55

She is hiding the real agenda given to her by army in a box inside her maili kuchali cheez

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Sep 2012 16:57

du ju mean "kiyani got a squeeze box, zardari don't sleep at night..."?

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 13 Sep 2012 17:01

kish wrote:[url=xxxhttp://dawn.com/2012/09/10/youre-number-one-pcb-tells-ajmal/]“You’re number one,” PCB tells Ajmal[/url]

Number one alright, in what? chucking..!

On a serious note.

Bhat ish this? a bosition in kamasutra?

I am fabulous and your argument is invalid.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 13 Sep 2012 17:03

Hell yeah, we are the best tight ass abdul mards in the universe. so them some love saleem.

Team Gorgeous, show them what we can do.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 13 Sep 2012 17:05

Heck yeah. go green, go get their ass

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 13 Sep 2012 17:09

vdutta wrote:Heck yeah. go green, go get their ass

Lookj like he ij playing bith a berry big truck with big ishteering bheel.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 13 Sep 2012 17:11

kmkraoind wrote:The postures of donkey suggests, either she is suffering from piles or has undergone multiple GUBO sessions.

or, her chaddij are berry berry tight and she ij trying to loojen them.....

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 13 Sep 2012 17:40

anupmisra wrote: Lookj like he ij playing bith a berry big truck with big ishteering bheel.

or trying to hold a big muhajid from behind.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Sep 2012 17:43

or practicing downhill skiing with two mujahids (eye theenk ju know what eye mean hain ji?!) ???

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 13 Sep 2012 18:34

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 13 Sep 2012 23:09

vdutta wrote:She is hiding the real agenda given to her by army in a box inside her maili kuchali cheez

One small (SDRE) step for Yindia, one (TFTA) giant leap for the Ummah!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 13 Sep 2012 23:12

joygoswami wrote:

Pleaj, where is my Ass-mitt!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 13 Sep 2012 23:23

AoA! Seems like a Baki birather waj involved in the making of the poster to condom the violence and outraje. Or could it be a RAA aginit from LMU in Lipya?

kish · Post by **kish** » 13 Sep 2012 23:49

Did ju notish the spleling off words 'sorry', 'people','of', 'this', 'not', 'the', 'and' arr all wlong.