Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 31 Oct 2012 07:46

partha wrote:...............
I yam conphused onlee. what doej he mean when he says no pigs roam around in Bakistan. I had soched that Bakistan waj full of it?

Maulener, don't ju know, in Animal Farm,sorry Bakistan, some pigs are more e-qual than others, and thyarphore not pigs at all?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 01 Nov 2012 10:07

Bakistan is no 1 in consumer electronics in the world!!!

Dear IED-tar

Yesterdin I dekho that iPad, iPod and iPhone are all pindigenously made in China. Why hasnt this positive fact that Pakistani products are most popular electronics products highlighted and publicized more?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Nov 2012 12:57

pakistan has leading edge intellectual property in developing complex timing and actuation controls using the latest communication and time keeping technology

and ofcourse, they have djinns

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 01 Nov 2012 15:00

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 02 Nov 2012 14:04

new imbroved saintifck burqaa

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 02 Nov 2012 21:44

^^^ Bhat ij this? Do I dekho a Raa agint lighting up motorma's eyes?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 02 Nov 2012 21:49

ask juorselph this - bhy eej motorhams aankh "lal-lal", hain-ji?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Nov 2012 23:01

Motorham is eyeing so many mens that her aankhs have become laal and moving saIED to saIED. She is dejerving of a cleansing acid bath to brotect the honor of Ijlam.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 02 Nov 2012 23:15

are ju saying she ij in b'aath party?

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 03 Nov 2012 00:10

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 03 Nov 2012 21:43

Motorma ij scanning bhor mijjiles that have been maalished and are hard-on . I pet joo , motomaa haj gaat in hanky-panky bith some djinaa who gave her the takniki which even the ayatollahs daan't hap . Is it plasbhemy to have a djinn takniki bhor a faithbhool woman ?

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 03 Nov 2012 22:51

Bak Fauj has the most number conquest in this world. They have captured Bakistan 3 times !!!

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 03 Nov 2012 22:53

Rental Raja ready for interview for Canadian Vija

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 03 Nov 2012 23:58

Yesterdin there waj a berry important meeting bhere all the seenear leaderanj dijcussed the seriouj pojishun pa'ajtan waj in. Eberyone waj seriouj, But the deewar had three fotus of berry important paji leaderanj. Who ij the famus paji leader in the middle? And bhy ij one seenear leaderan playing bith hij eyepad?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 04 Nov 2012 00:21

Found it. The solushun to all our pirablemj (it bill aljo solbe our vitamin deffisheency):

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 04 Nov 2012 00:29

anupmisra wrote:Found it. The solushun to all our pirablemj (it bill aljo solbe our vitamin deffisheency):

Will also dij also gurantee a fateful abdul 72 houris in djannat ???

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 04 Nov 2012 00:32

Baki Baal Biter Bafridi practizing for Indo-Pak series in Yindoo land.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 04 Nov 2012 00:43

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 Nov 2012 05:43

anupmisra wrote:Yesterdin there waj a berry important meeting bhere all the seenear leaderanj dijcussed the seriouj pojishun pa'ajtan waj in. Eberyone waj seriouj, But the deewar had three fotus of berry important paji leaderanj. Who ij the famus paji leader in the middle? And bhy ij one seenear leaderan playing bith hij eyepad?

That ij ofcourse the El Presidente of the Pee-Pee-Pee party, Pilawal Phutto. That is the Eye-Yes-Eye Pad used by leaderanj to watch in H&D, chupa rustum ishtyle what comes naturally to the Bakis surfing the wep

. Butt did ju notice the RAA ajinit wearing the Hindoo Nehroo Jakit and maalishing hij mijjile (Has pox of Kleenex within reach too)?

Queshun: Bhy is everyone's Kamil Zam Zam Cola bottle lying down?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 Nov 2012 06:43

PPP izz Peeleavers Party Of Paedostan.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 04 Nov 2012 16:49

joygoswami wrote:Bak Fauj has the most number conquest in this world. They have captured Bakistan 3 times !!!

This fits perfactly on Zaid hamid. Can someone do the honors

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 04 Nov 2012 20:20

Aayi suno that baki air force ij exercijing saffron pandit. Aayi poochh to baki hawai fauj jarnail ""BUTT" bhat ij that . He tells me that dis ij the secret bractice bhor saving the "BUTT" of PAF to falling prey to the counter fistula jerk hard which the evil hindus hap blanned bhor us . Aayi pooch bhy ? He yells in shaaak , and say , bhat joo keeb saying bhy bhy , bhat joo want , do joo bhant me to give my tight arse to the evil baniyas aan a blatter and let them loot my virginty while i scream in bain . aayi swear to arrah and the haaly bpuh , i will make the banias earn it through hard lapour . Aayi pooch , how do joo blan to do that and he replies bith a smile. He will fly all hij udan khatolaj to the strategic debth in tora bora and let the baki paidal fauj face the counter fistula jerk hard from the evil baniyas.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 04 Nov 2012 20:51

Confoojed in al noo yark:

I am berry berry troubled. My con-science ij saying to me that eberything in jannat ij not hanky and dori. For eggjample, dekho thij fotu below. It ij a fotu of a ishmiling nanha mujahid who ij now suppojedly romping with hij nanhi hooreej in jannat. Hain ji. Butt, bhy ij there grass (ghaas) growing on hij kabr (grabe)? It ij the same with other kabrj in the fotu. Bhy ghaas? hain? Ij there no food in jannat? Ni raijinj, no mangoj? Do the mujahidj habe to make doo with ghass onlee? It gibes the wrong massage to other would be nanha mujahidj who were looking to meet their nanhi hooreej and eat sweet sweet pakwanj in jannat. I am now 400% confoojed and de-moraled.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 04 Nov 2012 21:09

^^^ Maulaner, I soch that the ghaas ij phor the Ayeshas.

Aphter all they had bromised nanha he would have phull 72 oph them.

Bhat will they khao while nanha ij attached to them rear-salaamingly?

Ayesha ij eating chaka-chak, chaka -chak.

Nanha mujahid ij going jhaka-jhak, jhaka-jhak.

Everybody ij khush in djannat.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 04 Nov 2012 22:13

^^ Mixer mullah and Kublai Kahnullah ,
Joo are mistaken onree - the nanha ijj a Shia Hazara who wajj martyred in purification brocess by purelanders -

According to madrassa math,

(Limit x --> Shia) (Limit y --> Hazara)Nanha(x,y) = kafir-baccha for pureland pukhtoon

So in purelander djannat, already brimming with bearded talibs, the nanha hajj bleak prospects eye soch , ghass ijj actually a luxury in the poor nanha's situation.

Rony · Post by **Rony** » 07 Nov 2012 00:40

No Kamment

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 07 Nov 2012 01:59

With virgins like these on earth why would Abdul Al Beardi want to go to Jannath? I think the ministry of vice and virtue ( piss be upon it) should ban this video and slit the throats of all those involved in making this obviously blasphemous video ( allah o akbar)
Seriously how did Abdul control his load -shedding when being embraced by Hoor -e paradise Pink panther she-Male IL=fire at?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 07 Nov 2012 02:53

Had the haaly brobhet seen this murg musallam dance , aayi soch no laanger moojik and dance peen declared haraam put anyways aayi say give a copy obh this video to some jakitmard so that he could show it in jannat and get the pan removed ...

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 08 Nov 2012 05:05

Rony wrote:No Kamment

Do joo maulanerj know that if joo dekho thij bheedio bithout sound it ij eben more funny? Eberyone in my kave kamplex 9211 waj rolling on the zameen bith laafter.

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 08 Nov 2012 06:24

^^^^
observe the video.
uncle's dollahs at work
bious apduls kavort wit motormas.

himadri · Post by **himadri** » 08 Nov 2012 10:23

^^^ it's good to see liberal Pakistanis unwinding after a hectic day. It also shows that the society accepts cross dressers just as easily as they do in the west.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 09 Nov 2012 14:07

^^

himadri wrote: it's good to see liberal Pakistanis unwinding after a hectic day. It also shows that the society accepts cross dressers just as easily as they do in the west.

kish · Post by **kish** » 09 Nov 2012 14:16

Bhat does this bicture denote?

May bee, Bakistanis wanted to get into Amrika.

partha · Post by **partha** » 09 Nov 2012 14:22

AOA!

It ij "Iqbal Day" today. On thij suspicious din, I declare that I will naat cut even a single baal of my beard.

AOA!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 09 Nov 2012 14:24

butt parthamullah, what will ju do iph soosai abdul al jacket-weari bums juor ek-baal?

partha · Post by **partha** » 09 Nov 2012 14:41

Lalmohan wrote:butt parthamullah, what will ju do iph soosai abdul al jacket-weari bums juor ek-baal?

In that case I will be doing sharam sharam things with my 72, no?

partha · Post by **partha** » 09 Nov 2012 14:46

Amreekan elecshuns are over..what waj in it for Bakistan? I say naat much. From day 1, I waj unimpressed what with one candidate's name sounding like he will BUM the sh!t out of uj and another candidate's name sounding like he will give uj NO MONEY.

partha · Post by **partha** » 09 Nov 2012 14:48

OUTRAJE!! Obama did NOT care to thank Pakistan after the election victory. Pakistan boosted his chances significantly by hiding Osama. All I will say is he has small heart.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 09 Nov 2012 21:40

partha wrote:AOA!

It ij "Iqbal Day" today. On thij suspicious din, I declare that I will naat cut even a single baal of my beard.

AOA!

Itz Ass -Peice-ous naight en NoBall zone.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Nov 2012 23:23

Breaking neuj!!!

Ombaba wins!! Pakistan is hiding terrorists!! Nothing has changed phrom 2008!!