Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

partha · Post by **partha** » 10 Nov 2012 06:53

BREAKING NEWS: ~~Taking cue from David Petraeus, Pakistan resigns as a front line all lie from Global War On Terror saying it had an affair with the Taliban, AlQaeda and a whole lot of non state actors.~~
Pakistan denies news reports that it has resigned as a front line all lie from GWOT because of affairs with Taliban and AlQaeda. ISPR spokes person said they are baseless allegashuns to dephame Pakistan.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 10 Nov 2012 08:02

Why resign hainji? Why not business in the front and party on the back?

partha · Post by **partha** » 10 Nov 2012 09:17

Anujan wrote:Why resign hainji? Why not business in the front and party on the back?

aila.. you are right. updated.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 10 Nov 2012 20:41

Those look like SDRE Hindoos dancing in celepration of youm-e-ashiq-e-OM Baba (Onlee Hindoos follow babas who preach about Drone-e-sharia). See, they even have pagan holy ash stribes,plant dresses and fire, like the way they pray to Mary Aman. They cannot be Bakistanis as we are TFTA and Muslim, who pray in one direction to our masters in Arabia and Amrikia. It is all a kanspeerasi to dephame quam ki beti Afia, Muslims and Bakistan.

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 10 Nov 2012 20:45

Thij ij all pagan stuff.
Even the other people of the book agree that thij ij naat acceptable.
These beeples should have been converted laang back.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 10 Nov 2012 22:13

O"Bomba lookz whitter yand brighter dhan Aarab seeded Paedommdans oph Kaarawzee?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 11 Nov 2012 01:10

Breaking neuj!!

Jernail Ashphuck was caught having an affair, but the controversy died down after he said he was just screwing Bakistan as per standard procedure.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 11 Nov 2012 03:29

TFTA Jarnails and affsars are encouraged to have affairs and to screw other wimmens (especially of the kaffir or SDRE variety). Jarnails Yahya or ~~Baber~~ Tiger Niazi along with their affsars demonstrated this praktically and buplically in 1971.

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 11 Nov 2012 05:21

Rcaeullah
Bere naat theje momins mens? Bhy to say "other wimmins" as iph they bere wimmins themself ? Did anybady see them in banglez?
Iph it is "other's wimmins" there ij no need to say as it iz cleeyar bhat other's wimmins are phar.
Aljo, I doun't think Bakistan ij a wimmins phar affair. Bakistan ij a nanha mujahid (ju know bhat it meanz) aj it bill grow to be the big mujahid who can blow up the duniya with soosai vest.
AoA

partha · Post by **partha** » 11 Nov 2012 14:25

IEDtar janab,

Beepuls are acting surprised about Eye Ass Eye giving money to Nawaz Sharif in 1990 (ahem..no historical baggage). my koschan: why is one ass giving money to another ass a surprise.

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 11 Nov 2012 15:29

Dunno if anyone has realized this yet, but I happened to recently encounter a map of Karachi suburbs.

Click here for large-scale map of Karachi and dekko for yourself.

Now you know the reason why so much BENIS material comes from Karachi

kish · Post by **kish** » 11 Nov 2012 16:37

Broud bakistani railways. its engine is powered by 'GAS', bakistanis themselves are suppling the 'GAS'. jusht look att the engine, and the bosition of bakistanis supplying 'GAS'.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 11 Nov 2012 22:45

Karachi stands proud and tall!!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 11 Nov 2012 22:59

I wonder if Kalandar 'unconsciousness' would be of any use to the travellers on that train who are not producing gas. So many Abduls, so many amoebic shavarmas, so much gas I wonder if anyone would have a functioning nose left by the time that train reaches Isloo or Muridke

johneeG · Post by **johneeG** » 12 Nov 2012 02:16

In October, a mummy was found with a golden crown and a cuneiform plaque identifying it as the daughter of King Xerxes was found in a house in the western Pakistani city of Quetta. The international press described it as a major archeological find. Later it was revealed the mummy was a fake. The woman inside was a middle-age woman who died of a broken neck in 1996.

http://factsanddetails.com/world.php?it ... bcatid=366

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 12 Nov 2012 05:42

Eye do naat see any khushboos, ayeshas or nanhas.
Bhere are they? inside? they are naat eben aan the platfarm to say allah hafiz to the mujahids.
are they allowed aan the train/platform ?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 12 Nov 2012 17:26

Bhen pigs fly on khaccharj, that ij a potent combinashun. Yindooj beware.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Nov 2012 18:03

eej that heat haje fraam egjhaujt? aar more pindi chana?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 12 Nov 2012 18:19

Lalmohan wrote:eej that heat haje fraam egjhaujt? aar more pindi chana?

Aljo pleaj to note forward looking ayesha radar (dual eyej), dual mechanical rudder control bith stringj attached and six point landing gearj (four are retractable). All pindigenoujjly manufactured. Thankj be to allah for making friendship bith our chini friendj .

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Nov 2012 19:43

butt, what ij the thard krue member for?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 12 Nov 2012 21:02

PieLeT, co-PieLeT and NavyGator on damonstrashun phlyte off pindigeniusly broduced, high thrust (pindi channa turbine injun) to wait ratio Gadhafly jet phiter.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Nov 2012 22:18

i notice gaddhayter haj conformal fuel packs on shoulder mounts too

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 12 Nov 2012 23:17

Lalmohan wrote:butt, what ij the thard krue member for?

Thud kirew member ij there faar addishinal thrust. This man-oover ij kalled "ham sandwich moove" named aphter our illujtriouj leader Doc Mullah Sandwich.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 13 Nov 2012 02:24

Did ju notice the low flying, terrain hugging, stealth capability of the gadhaflee phyter? Bakistan is the only Islamic nashun to have this teknawlaji.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 13 Nov 2012 02:40

Cageullah, thoje are radar ebading chappalj that middle pilot ij bearing. Our POoF indujtriej came up bith the salooshun aphter somebun threw a chappal at mujjaraf in lundun. Mujjaraf ebaded the thrown chappal bith agility and cunningnej and that gabe our takneeshians a cloo how to develob thij taknalogy. Wallah! Bhee are the furst bonder of thij world.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 13 Nov 2012 08:23

I soch they are panchoXs on a vanchoX

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 13 Nov 2012 19:24

Ouch!!!

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 13 Nov 2012 21:50

Baikul wrote:I soch they are panchoXs on a vanchoX

Doo ju mean pencho on a bencho? both are the same to same if ju luk karephooly.
Eye think that ij bhat tarekfatah haj been saying recently on teetar

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Nov 2012 21:52

butt, which gadha is holding the joystick?
and who is holding the gadha's joystick?

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 13 Nov 2012 23:16

My neihbour iz ready to give fartwa on this

Actress Veena Malik is new Bollywood lady “Serial Kisser”. She is going to beat the Bollywood most wanted Serial Kisser Emraan Hashmi. Veena is ready to set Guinness book of world record through maximum kisses in her upcoming movie “The City That Never Sleeps” which is produced by Satish Reddy and Directed Haroon Rashid. Her liplock scene will spark a fire and gamey I think thij iz new name for pre-ahem-ahem within us.
Veena said, “I think kisses are very important and ridiculously beautiful expressions. It is such a beautiful expression that kisses of all kinds can cure the world with love and joy. It’s great to be a part of Guinness Book of World Record. I just want to warn all the heroes to be careful here come the B town Super Serial Kisser.”
Looks like Veena Malik would be the next serial kisser in Bollywood. The actress tops the list pushing Priyanka second and Kareena Kapoor to the third position, for the most number of on-screen liplocks. As an actress, it becomes part of their profession to act in intimate scenes and kissing their heroes on screen.

But eye think that is bhill be rekwired only if the film haj more than a few juniq kissez. Naat one kiss repeated a hunderd timez.
But bee are ready to give fartwa

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 14 Nov 2012 02:53

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Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 14 Nov 2012 16:59

Mauleners I habe pooch.

Phust there waj Salala when 24 prave Bakistani soldiers embarrased martyrdom to kufa hallycopters and gunships.

Then it waj Malala, the nahsion-ki-peti, 500% attacked py kuffas.

Salala...Malala.....I pooch, Mauleners, bhat ij the next incident....Hila-la?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Nov 2012 17:03

dont forget za(lz)ala

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 15 Nov 2012 02:08

Butt in the end it all rejults in halala!

partha · Post by **partha** » 15 Nov 2012 14:07

Extremists on both sides of the border update:

Extremist on the other side of the border is ill. Extremist on this side of the border just had a baby in prison.

lakshmikanth · Post by **lakshmikanth** » 15 Nov 2012 17:07

Bicture request:

Butwani on side of motarway. The whole world needs to see that to abbreciate.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 15 Nov 2012 18:25

butwani, butwani, but-wa-nieee
mullah ko pyaare hai but-waa-neee

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 15 Nov 2012 18:38

Maulener Ch*twani,
Waj doing butwani
Between a camel and a mango tree,
Came a Mumbai ka pandu
Said: Abey oye g@@ndu!
and Ch*twani's butwani ran freeee

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 15 Nov 2012 19:09

"This incredible exercise in cleaning the musty underpinnings cannot be described"

WTF is "musty underpinning"? How could it get musty?

I think Butwani is a paki secret weapon of a$$ destruction.