Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Oct 4 2012

Rajdeep · Post by **Rajdeep** » 18 Nov 2012 15:43

The guy is inspired by james bond onlee. May alla give bakis such ideas and the will to complete them.

Charlie · Post by **Charlie** » 18 Nov 2012 15:56

Why are Paki quacks always megalomaniacs? Any Holy book related reasoning? Its always get-rich-quick type mega plans that promise to overnight transport Pakiland into first world.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 18 Nov 2012 16:01

AoA

Instead of mocking this brave scientist we must encourage pakistan government to spend $95b on his project so that pakistan can see light at the end of the tunnel. After all, stable and prosperous pakistan is in our best interest. I also request MMS to stop gifting electricity to pakistan now that they have discovered a perfect solution.

I call for this ice-kit guy and the water-kit guy to come together and en'light'en pakistan.

Khuda hafiz.

kish · Post by **kish** » 18 Nov 2012 16:13

What is this? khudai khidmatgar! I see some red shirts there.

[url=xhttp://www.thenews.com.pk/article-75970-Karach ... tn.-blast-]Karachi: One killed at CNG stn. blast[/url]

The injured have been shifted to the nearby hospital, while the police arriving at the scene have started its routine investigation.

Routine bomb blasts followed by routine investigation. At the end of investigation blame RAW, CIA & Mossad.

Suppiah · Post by **Suppiah** » 18 Nov 2012 16:43

By force of habit, they hosed the entire place down before the investigation I suppose..

Comer · Post by **Comer** » 18 Nov 2012 16:58

http://blogs.reuters.com/india/2012/11/ ... ghanistan/

East or West, Paki echandee is dust.

Racing through the deserted streets of Kabul at nighttime, you are likely to be stopped at street corners by policemen once, twice or even more. If you are a South Asian, as I am, their guard is up even more. “Pakistani or Indian?” the cop barks out as you lower your window. When I answer “Indian”, he wants me to produce a passport to prove that, and as it happens, I am not carrying one. So I am pulled out of the car in the freezing cold and given a full body search, with the policemen muttering under his breath in Dari that everyone goes around claiming to be an Indian, especially Pakistanis.

To be a Pakistani is a bit more fraught. The body search is rigorous, the questioning hostile, and, more often than not, you have to be rescued by a Western colleague especially if you are entering one of those heavily guarded, unmarked restaurants frequented by foreigners.

How can fellow Central Asian Paki can pass off as a SDRE Indian?

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 18 Nov 2012 17:22

Pak-Suzuki Motor seeks nod to import Alto parts from India

Pak-Suzuki Motor Company has asked the Pakistan government to permit the import of parts for the Alto model car from India so that it can revive the production of the vehicle, according to a media report today.

Pak-Suzuki had discontinued the production of the Alto in July This was done after it converted all models to Euro-II standards, except Alto as its "complete knock down" ( CKD) kits that meet Euro-II standards are only available in India. India is the only country in the region producing Euro-II compliant parts.

The company had discontinued various cars that need to have Euro-II compliant engines from June. A spokesman for Pak-Suzuki, Shafiq Ahmed Shaikh, told 'Dawn' that 159 parts of the Alto, which are Euro-II compliant, are only made in India.

The company has requested the government to allow import of these parts from India but so far nothing has been done, he said. The parts sought from India were included in negative list and this caused the discontinuation of Alto production in Pakistan, he said.

However, this negative list would be eliminated by December, Shaikh noted.

I don't understand why Pak-Suzuki should ask for permission to import if the negative list is expected to be removed anyway within a month. Are they worried that it may not happen ?

The vendors pointed out that India is the only country where Euro-II Alto parts are available and Suzuki Japan has made India an investment centre for research and development and engine manufacturing.

Shaikh said the company had already informed the Commerce Ministry that India would provide a large market for exports and would be an alternative source of imports, resulting in cost benefit and reduced freight charges.

He said Pak-Suzuki is in a crisis because of falling production and sales, especially due to influx of imported used vehicles coupled with no permission for importing Alto parts from India.

Pakistanis would eat grass rather than depending on kafir eternal enemy.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 18 Nov 2012 18:20

Wonder-fool !!!
This project will convert Gilgit-Baltistan into Haang Kaang, Sweet-jerlanda
But first if all the Ice around K2 melts it will convert GB into Arapian Sea

Bismilla to this praaject

Suppiah · Post by **Suppiah** » 18 Nov 2012 18:21

Guess who brought 'militancy' to TSP? Us kufr Indian banias of course..

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/worl ... 262409.cms

"the root cause of dispute" , must be resolved as it provides fuel to extremism in his country.

Welll, isn't he the one that said it is not extremism but just some patriotic 'boys'? So us kufrs can take pride in the fact that we brought more purity to the nation founded in the name of purity.

Suppiah · Post by **Suppiah** » 18 Nov 2012 18:24

Who said business is not booming in TSP?

http://dawn.com/2012/11/18/kidnapping-t ... s-booms-2/

They are now expanding beyond the rich and the famous to middle class salaried abduls..that is progress...no wonder they want Laloo to come over to help them..

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 18 Nov 2012 19:42

Gagan wrote:........

Graffiti, hate literature banned
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http://dawn.com/2012/11/16/graffiti-hate-literature-banned/
......

My gawd they're banning the...forget it, I don't want to get banned from BR.

Charlie wrote:Do not ROFL.... after Water Car land of the purers bring us this.

Pakistan Energy Crisis and Genius Solution 100,000MW Electricity from ICE!

This Project will change Pakistan status from 3rd world nation to 1st World Nation within next 10 years.....

Not sure about Pakistan, but if this gets funding, it will definitely change Maulener Naeem Malik's status to 1st World, which would be the oint of the thing, I suppose.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 18 Nov 2012 19:51

In fact I think we should encourage a few more 'science projects' to revolutionize Pakistan:

- Reverse river flows so Pakistan can flood Yindoo Bania upstream

- Mountains that move up to minimize energy lost in downhill skiing

And so on.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 18 Nov 2012 19:52

Suppiah wrote:Who said business is not booming in TSP?

http://dawn.com/2012/11/18/kidnapping-t ... s-booms-2/

Najam Sethi was complaining that as Pakistan's economy tanks, overseas pakis who visit home are targeted by these kidnapping groups. The modus operendi he described was exactly the same as what used to happen in Laloo's Bihar a decade ago.
Armed men would do a recee and kidnap a person after a tip off (usually from a envious neighbour or a relative). These guys will sell the goatnapped person to another group who will transport the kidnapee to Khyber Pakhtoonkhwa and then a third party will demand and collect the ransom.
Usually doctors and rich pakistanis who come home are targetted, and blamed all of this on their poor economy, unemployment etc etc.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Nov 2012 21:43

Im the Dim stopped again
This time in his (ex)sasuraal, englishtan.

Imran now stopped at UK immigration

Imran Khan faced another terrible ordeal for the second month in a row when the UK immigration authorities stopped him for intense scrutiny of his luggage and questioned him at length upon landing in the country.

“His luggage was checked in an insulting manner,” he explained.

How do you search someone's luggage in an "insulting" manner?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 18 Nov 2012 22:01

Perhaps the rear of the suitcases were turned towards holy Mecca, perhaps the people who firsked Im the dim were blacks, perhaps the luggage handlers were black

kish · Post by **kish** » 18 Nov 2012 22:10

^^^ or perhaps they used sniffer dogs.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 18 Nov 2012 22:10

Or perhaps immigrations took a dump on it once they were done with the checking.

I can see how that would be upsetting.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Nov 2012 22:32

Forget Im the Dim. Here's Mushy the Ig (for Ignorant). New mushyisms for all of us to enjoy. What Kargil?

Musharraf doesn’t regret Kargil war, says he didn’t know ISI was helping terrorists against India

Former Pakistan President General Pervez Musharraf on Saturday remained adamant about not regretting the Kargil war, and even suggesting that he did not know if Pakistan spy agency ISI was operating terror camps against India. However, he said both India and Pakistan need to change their stance on Kashmir and Siachen.

I am not going to comprise on the honour and dignity of Pakistan.

Musharraf also provoked a new controversy by suggesting extremism is on the rise among the Indian Muslim youth.

And again ‘niyat’ is required.”

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 18 Nov 2012 22:33

anupmisra wrote:How do you search someone's luggage in an "insulting" manner?

The luggage you carry within has to be searched in an insulting manner, no?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Nov 2012 22:38

abhijitm wrote:
anupmisra wrote:How do you search someone's luggage in an "insulting" manner?
The luggage you carry within has to be searched in an insulting manner, no?

That's "deep". Pun intended.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 18 Nov 2012 22:40

After Im the dim's antics I really want him to become their next PM. Does anyone disagree?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 18 Nov 2012 22:47

Did they let Im go scot free?
Someone is using Hawala, instead of smuggling currency in suitcases via airports.

I say, the goras are enjoying it.
Future mehdi of Pakistan - the chosen one by the Fauj and Eye-Ass-Eye, getting a full cavity search and then an "insulting" baggage search hain ji.
The baggage search walas and the airport security walas probably have a tale to tell over glasses of rum I say.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 18 Nov 2012 22:50

You mean that infamous X ray machine revealed to the immigration officers that diyar Im wasn't just dim but limp too? Astagfirullah ! Where is the nearest Barclays bank?

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 18 Nov 2012 23:09

Im the dim's *und raising habit long exists since old days. After winning 1992 world cup he started raising funds for a cancer hospital. Poor fellow paki cricketers lost all their hard-earned-fixed-money to Im. Rumor was Javed Miadad was running amok with his raised *und on the streets of Karachi, looking for Im the dim.

neeraj · Post by **neeraj** » 19 Nov 2012 01:14

Bomb blast in Karachi ~~Mosque~~ oops Imambargah

At least three people have been killed, along with 23 injured, including two rangers, after an explosion near Karachi’s Abbas Town, DawnNews reported.

Roadside bombs kill five in tribal Pakistan: officials

Separate roadside bombs killed a total of five people and wounded 10 on Sunday in two separate blasts in Pakistan’s lawless tribal zone near the Afghan border, officials said.

Charlie · Post by **Charlie** » 19 Nov 2012 01:50

More fun

DailyStar UK: BRITISH Muslims want Taliban-victim Malala Yusufzai to face a possible death sentence

The 15-year-old campaigner was shot in the head after she called for girls to have the right to attend school.

UK-based Islamist Anjem Choudary has led the anger aimed at Malala who is recovering at Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Birmingham.

Zealots claim she is an apostate, or traitor, to Islam because she wrote an online diary for BBC Urdu slamming the Taliban for denying girls the right to education.

The conference billed as “Sharia4Pakistan” is due to be held at Lal Masjid (mosque) in Islamabad on November 30 and will feature a video address from al-Muhajiroun founder Omar Bakri Mohammed, titled “Declaration of Fatwa on Malala Yousafzai”.

The punishment for apostasy, or regressing from Islam, can under certain reading of Islamic law mean a death sentence.

East London-based Choudary told us: “There is no covenant of security in Pakistan for non-Muslims. If someone apostasises (renounces) Islam they become like the non-Muslims.

“They no longer have any form of protection. What we say very clearly is any non-Muslims in Muslim countries need to leave because they are at risk.

“And those people who are apostates (like Malala) and want to stand with the enemy against Muslims, they are naturally the first people that are going to be targeted.

“If someone apostatises like this woman did by allying with the Americans and saying her favourite person is (Barack) Obama and that she does not want the Sharia or hijab and wants to live under a secular state, she has put herself in a very precarious situation.

“It is no surprise what happened to her in Pakistan.

“Malala is mature Islamically, she is not immature, she has reached that period we say is adulthood.”

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 19 Nov 2012 02:34

anupmisra wrote:Im the Dim stopped again
This time in his (ex)sasuraal, englishtan.

Imran now stopped at UK immigration

Imran Khan faced another terrible ordeal for the second month in a row when the UK immigration authorities stopped him for intense scrutiny of his luggage and questioned him at length upon landing in the country.
“His luggage was checked in an insulting manner,” he explained.
How do you search someone's luggage in an "insulting" manner?

Britania would have to shoot Im the Dim in the head, before I would believe that he is not their boy!

All this checking at UK customs, is a very cheap method by the Brits to prove that Im the Dim is not their man, but it is not going to work out! It is an established fact, that Im the Dim is Britain's Manchurian candidate and their last great white hope of getting some influence in Pakistan, which they can then use to negotiate for more influence with the United States!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 19 Nov 2012 04:36

Just a thought ... Why not grant Mushy a visa to visit India and give him a warm, hand tying handshake welcome at the immigration counter with a pair of handcuffs? Try the SOB for war crimes where he can come up with more mushyisms. Or may be we should hand him over to his lynch mob citizens of the land of pure and they can arrange him to befriend a lamp post.

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 19 Nov 2012 04:44

Pak Parliamentary Panel against MFN status to India - ToI

A top Pakistani parliamentary panel has expressed reservations about the government's move to grant the Most Favoured Nation-status to India, with some of its members claiming that the measure would "destroy" the domestic agriculture sector.

Members of the Public Accounts Committee, which is headed by the ruling PPP lawmaker Nadeem Afzal Chan, voiced their reservations during a meeting and sought a detailed briefing on the matter from the Commerce Ministry after Muharram holidays.

The PPP-led government has repeatedly said it is committed to phasing out a negative list regime for trade with India by December 31 and granting MFN-status by the beginning of next year.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 19 Nov 2012 08:04

In the eyes of the pakis, Singh is no longer the king because Singh may not visit Pakhanistan anytime soon. He may be...er..backed up.

India’s foreign ministry has indicated that Prime Minister Manmohan Singh may not visit Pakistan any time soon given Islamabad’s preoccupation with elections and its alleged tardy approach to prosecuting the suspects in Mumbai terrorist attacks

The newspaper also mentions a "balming effect". What the heck is that?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 19 Nov 2012 08:07

Tank hit by belated IED Mubarak

Is that same, world famous, impregnable al-kha-leedh tank?

Two soldiers were killed and seven others injured when a tank was hit by an improvised explosive device near Mirali in North Waziristan Agency on Sunday.

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 19 Nov 2012 08:31

anupmisra wrote:In the eyes of the pakis, Singh is no longer the king because Singh may not visit Pakhanistan anytime soon. He may be...er..backed up.

India’s foreign ministry has indicated that Prime Minister Manmohan Singh may not visit Pakistan any time soon given Islamabad’s preoccupation with elections and its alleged tardy approach to prosecuting the suspects in Mumbai terrorist attacks
The newspaper also mentions a "balming effect". What the heck is that?

Anup ji.

I got some clue from a telugu news paper article and cartoon. Apparently the Surajkund meet decided that the "party" (you know who/what) will drive the government instead of MMS from now on till next elections. The reasons could be non-Paki related but one of the consequences could be that MMS cannot continue with his Pakibation sessions.

This might mean no action on Paki, Siachen etc., sectors till 2014?

I also doubt if Yuvraj will allow puppet Singh get the Nobel prize, if there is a real chance of it. Yuvraj (*deleted*) would need something substantial to continue the Raulrule.

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 19 Nov 2012 08:42

Fifth arrest in Daniel Pearl murder
Is Zardari or Rental Raja visiting the US soon ?

krithivas · Post by **krithivas** » 19 Nov 2012 09:14

The only 'balming" effect that TSP deserves is the "embalming treatment" -
The only "soothing" treatment that TSP deserves (in Tamizh) is something Unkal is already meting out.

anupmisra wrote:In the eyes of the pakis, Singh is no longer the king because Singh may not visit Pakhanistan anytime soon. He may be...er..backed up.

India’s foreign ministry has indicated that Prime Minister Manmohan Singh may not visit Pakistan any time soon given Islamabad’s preoccupation with elections and its alleged tardy approach to prosecuting the suspects in Mumbai terrorist attacks
The newspaper also mentions a "balming effect". What the heck is that?

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 19 Nov 2012 09:25

krithivas wrote: The only "soothing" (in Tamizh) treatment that TSP deserves is something Unkal is already meting out.

Krithivas, I have re-arranged the words.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 19 Nov 2012 10:12

SSridhar wrote:
krithivas wrote: The only "soothing" (in Tamizh) treatment that TSP deserves is something Unkal is already meting out.
Krithivas, I have re-arranged the words.

Soothing and calming (sooth kaami in Tamil) is what the Islamic republic of Pakistan needs.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 19 Nov 2012 10:14

http://tribune.com.pk/story/467645/the- ... fiz-saeed/

Lately, Hafiz Saeed of the Jamatud Dawa (JuD) seems to have emerged as one of the stars of Pakistan’s media, giving interviews to anchors, all set to eat out of his hands. Many in the print media have also joined hands in selling the JuD as if it was always peaceful. On social media, which is infested with youth, who have little sense of history, an artificial distinction is drawn between the Lashkar-e-Taiba (LeT) that brings a militant image of Mumbai to mind, and the JuD, presented as a welfare organisation. The unprofessionalism, lack of training and ignorance of the media is to the JuD’s advantage.

For instance, in the past couple of years, two publications — which are essentially doctoral theses done at top British universities such as Oxford and Cambridge — were produced that aimed at rationalising the JuD and its activities. While Humaira Iqtidar* has projected the Jamaat-e-Islami and the JuD as entities, which will eventually secularise society, Masooda Bano in her book has presented the JuD and other religious zealots as “Rational Believers”. Bano has tried to awkwardly fit new institutional economics with her study of madrassas and in doing so, tried rationalising militants including that of the JuD. Both ladies are well anchored in British academia.

*I actually read sections of this lady's dissertation. I have no idea why someone will give a PhD to someone who pulled such a stinking theory out of her musharraf. Basically she argues that if we redefine "Imposition of Sharia" as "Secularization" then JuD and JeI are all just secularizing Pakistan. See? Problem solved!

I am off to write a thesis that if we redefined "defeat" as "victory", Pakistan won in 1971 and if we redefine "Idiot" as "Intelligent", Pakistanis are the most intelligent race on earth.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 19 Nov 2012 10:20

I think that Pakistanis are entering a third stage of their evolution.

In the first stage, it was a hodge-podge alliance of Punjabi landowners terrified at the loss of their lands, and Islamic whiskey swilling pork eating aristocracy terrified of hordes of smelly dark short hindu banias being able to vote.

In the second stage, it was a hodge-podge alliance between an Army which couldnt believe that they got their musharraf whipped and bearded Islamists funded and trained by the Army (and army-controlled alliances with US and Saudis).

In the third stage, the bearded Islamists are modeling themselves after Hezbollah and Hamas. A kind of religious-political-social-military entity, where there is no distinction between political power, social service like hospitals and charity and terror groups who further the aims of the religious and political faction. And the money is ofcourse not a problem if you run the country*.

*You might think Imran is the political face, but I dont think so. Imran thinks he is a taliban, taliban thinks he is a bull-cutlet.

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 19 Nov 2012 10:26

shiv wrote:Soothing and calming (sooth kaami in Tamil) is what the Islamic republic of Pakistan needs.

Shiv, that is too much.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 19 Nov 2012 10:45

Anujan wrote: In the third stage, the bearded Islamists are modeling themselves after Hezbollah and Hamas. A kind of religious-political-social-military entity, where there is no distinction between political power, social service like hospitals and charity and terror groups who further the aims of the religious and political faction. And the money is ofcourse not a problem if you run the country*.

This in fact is true Islam. Pakistan is getting where it was destined to be in the first place. It needs to get there and make war with all non Muslim countries before some people in the world start seeing what needs to be dealt with.

Pakistani nukes are an interesting thing here. If they use a nuke every inch of Pakistan needs to be denuclearlized to there are no nuclear weapons for jihad in Pakistan after that war. In other words jihad can only continue as long as nuclear weapons are not used. if they are used all jihadis will be sent directly to Allah, inundating him with demands for houris.