Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 20 Nov 2012 11:29

Baption Time.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 20 Nov 2012 12:38

^^^Sex Slave Aakshun by the jihadi shariah liars of LHC.
Uncovered meat, going once, twice, thrice... Sold to the bious Baki mard in the rear guardingly!

partha · Post by **partha** » 20 Nov 2012 12:44

^^
I soch he ij expressing his inner pheelings.

partha · Post by **partha** » 20 Nov 2012 13:08

[quote]SMS rumor leads to nobody turning up at anti Israel protest[/quote]

Islamabad: A rumor allegedly started by some miscreants spread like wild fire yesterday which resulted in nobody showing up at the anti Israel protest organized here at the Islamabad press club. The SMS message claimed that the protest was actually against the blasphemy laws. Many prominent journalists who had pledged support for the anti Israel protest march were no where to be seen.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 20 Nov 2012 18:54

joygoswami wrote:Baption Time.

Maulener (indignantly): It waj this big

Motorma (howling): Naat enough! Naaaaat enough!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 20 Nov 2012 23:06

Bhutt izz Motormaa kovering bith hir Haaths?
Eye thonk da Moojahid izz kalling phor auktion shouting Hu izz gonna smell da phinger ?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 20 Nov 2012 23:07

ijnt motorma attempting to pass a large pakistan motion?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 20 Nov 2012 23:15

Lalmohan wrote:ijnt motorma attempting to pass a large pakistan motion?

Baki Ishtyle, Deep Space Find /Dine

Rohit_K · Post by **Rohit_K** » 21 Nov 2012 02:23

Who ij this joker?

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 21 Nov 2012 03:19

svenkat · Post by **svenkat** » 21 Nov 2012 08:13

^^^^
Bhe momeen are so cleber.By the graje of Allah.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 21 Nov 2012 08:26

Outraged that Quasab mercy petition was rejected. But not at all surprised. What else do you expect from small cold IPL denying Hindu heart?

Even though Quasab is not a Pakistani we all should show support.

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 21 Nov 2012 09:51

Sawaal phor See-Near Maulaners

Sudint we bee happee dat Kasaab duj nawt hap too paalish hij oan mijjle? He bhill bee getteeng 72 maalishes eberyday.

Hainji?

partha · Post by **partha** » 21 Nov 2012 10:40

Pakistan needs to put up a brave front here. I suggest we go and deny there is any city called Mumbai in India and that there have been no attacks in Bombay in 2008.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 21 Nov 2012 11:56

Quasab looks short, dark and it is well known that he ate biriyani which has rice.

He is not a Bakistani, 400% proof that he is a SDRE.!

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 21 Nov 2012 12:16

Today is the death anniversary of Abdus Salam.

His work on chiral symmetry in the theory of neutrinos and its subsequent application to electroweak theory has raised important questions like: Why did that Ahmadi pretend to be a Muslim?! OUTRAGE!!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Nov 2012 12:33

OUTRAGE!!!

Why hang Kasab instead of standard Jinga-linga till mauth ?

Abdus Salam RIPPED on the same day as Ajmal Kasab?

How dare them damn short, dark Hindoos equate a Ghazi with an Ahmedi Kufr

Lisa, long time... no posts?

johneeG · Post by **johneeG** » 21 Nov 2012 12:39

partha wrote:Pakistan needs to put up a brave front here. I suggest we go and deny there is any city called Mumbai in India and that there have been no attacks in Bombay in 2008.

bhy knot deny da eggji-stance of India? na rahega bhaans, na bhajegi bhansuri...

hmm...I notij dat bhansuri ij not ijlamic, it ij yindoo. Mullah should ur-gently pronounce fatwa againest da yindoo sayings. dhije are corrupting da im-press-in-able young ones of our gereat mulkh. Mujic and mujical injtruments are kafir.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 21 Nov 2012 14:38

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 21 Nov 2012 15:55

No bonder abduls luuv goatj. No hassels bith clothej.

Yarrah, it bill take one hour to do any thing bith thij wimmenj, py that time abdull will have bremature raakitt phyrr

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 21 Nov 2012 17:33

Thij ij Yindu Yahood Yamriki kansperassi.

For quite quick tourijm mard-e-momin take beepul to pure places of bakistan bithout even asking, bhut bhi are called goatnappers! If goat travel and don't pay, what mard-e-momin do? Then mard-e-momin kill goat and eat. same same for rich or poor.
AoA.

For pious time, mard-e-momin take burka like pious motarmas, to places but if there ij plast then mard-e-momin is called susaai bomber. If beepul don't understand piousness of mard-e-momin, what to do? If donkey don't understand then bhi punish donkey also bhut what to do if donkey run to common beepul? same same for everyone.
AoA.

Bhi are purest of pure like kasab with no vijja to bijit outside.
AoA.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 21 Nov 2012 17:40

joygoswami wrote:Baption Time.

A hand juloos fete in p0rniestan - lawyers celebrating to show that Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote he aur gair kanooni haath bhi

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 22 Nov 2012 00:25

Lair ij claiming hij right hand bojession olee,
Bhy are all maulanars here getting jealous hain ji?

Eberyone ij maaroing kamment aphter kamment aphter looking at ladi in raad.
Iph thij doej naat broove that joo all are bakistanis, I don't knowing bhaat will.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 22 Nov 2012 00:35

Lair biradher ij singing loudlee,

Ladi in Raad,
Ij squatting naxt to muee,
har cheek next to me (heh, heh, sharam sharam)
Cheek to Cheek...

AoA onlee

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 22 Nov 2012 02:27

South Asia has won yet another victory against terrorism. South Asian non state actor and long term resident of India, ajmal kasab has been hanged after speedy and transparent trial by south Asia.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 22 Nov 2012 02:33

^^^theyar waar terrorists on both saides oph border...

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 22 Nov 2012 02:40

Anujan wrote:

Tent in a Tent?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 22 Nov 2012 02:41

i wander iph abduls birathers are hiding inside the tent?

partha · Post by **partha** » 22 Nov 2012 04:25

I suno there ij a "stay at home mom" social trend in Amreeka. If so, then Bakistan ij naat far behind. There are emerging social trends in Bakistan too. Some near future social trends in Pakistan:

Stay at home Shia
Stay at home Ahmedi
Stay at home if you have one Christian
Stay at home school girls

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 22 Nov 2012 04:51

Lalmohan wrote:i wander iph abduls birathers are hiding inside the tent?

500% suarly, with fool-broof garunty. Bakis are araps. Haven't joo heard oph the Kamil and the Arap in a tent story?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 Nov 2012 05:32

johneeG wrote:
partha wrote:Pakistan needs to put up a brave front here. I suggest we go and deny there is any city called Mumbai in India and that there have been no attacks in Bombay in 2008.

Ponoqqiostan posess no prave phront , Paqqi haab prave Gubo haardended baack alzo nown azz Khush Mush maid phamous by Hadrat Bush Da Push .

Harish · Post by **Harish** » 22 Nov 2012 05:46

joygoswami wrote:Baption Time.

Bhy motormami's hands tied behind her posterior? Is thij some ancient Ijlamic mujra? mullahs pleej enlighten moderately...

lakshmikanth · Post by **lakshmikanth** » 22 Nov 2012 05:47

Indians have Bhudhi, Bakis have P*udhi?

lakshmikanth · Post by **lakshmikanth** » 22 Nov 2012 06:00

I hab realijjed 100 Yeevil Yindians == 1 praave Jeehardy with yhelp of some kamblex mathemagics that I learned from a la-whori maulaner.

Yindia == 1.2 billion people execute 1 Qasab.
Bakis == 180 million execute 10 muj ahid in Krachi today itself.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 22 Nov 2012 06:41

Luckymullah,

Misphortunately, joo have made a miss-take in jour calcoolashuns. Joo fargat to add the other 12 murtads in Pindi that were executed by the prave ghazis. Hence:

Bakis == 180 million egg-c-cute 22 murtads in Krachi and Pindi

Bakis are even better!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 Nov 2012 07:07

I haab 2 poochs.
Arr Mowja-hides bermitted tuu do da Baarri Butta owrr eggchnage oph Hoors in Baradize?
Dhiz izz berry imbortant. Bkoze oph lakk oph space,Tambboos oph Abbu yand Puttars arr now en klose abbroxinity en jannat. Bhat bill Habben if Abbu goes Lattuu on da Hoor in Laws allowkated tu hiz sons yand wish tuuenjoy dheir Honney -comb ?

Sekond ,arr dheir XXX Enter-naat Sites en Jannat konnekted bith high sbeed lingks?

Katare · Post by **Katare** » 22 Nov 2012 21:13

Poonam Pandey, Tendulkar as lord vishnu and a Pakistani cricketer

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 22 Nov 2012 21:27

Anujan wrote:

I ask learned maulana,Bhere is Shamshu's left hand eh...?

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 22 Nov 2012 21:29

joygoswami wrote:Baption Time.

Maulaner - It ij in....this much !!

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 23 Nov 2012 00:07

joygoswami wrote:Baption Time.

$100 Oneeee, $100 Twooo, aaaand $100 Three. Congrats that teethless guy with red beard, this screaming britch is yours.