Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

kish · Post by **kish** » 04 Dec 2012 22:01

joygoswami wrote:

Bhat to do sirjee? Pawar issues computer don't wark, Googal doej not wark

bakis habe to get under the animals to sea thingj.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 Dec 2012 22:11

This neuj of our Hath-off V/ Gory mijjile preaking up and falling over ennosent sevilians is false and intended to dephame Islam and Bakistan. Look at those parts - they have markings in kuffr angreji zubaan. If they had been Bakistani, the letters would be in arapic or cheeni script. The mijjile even haj saffron wires!

Our TFTA mijjile performed on target and the pieces that separated fell within the safety corridor (all praises be to allah), aided by djinns and faristes to protect the bious.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 Dec 2012 22:13

^^^
Re-enactment of the story oph the Arap and the Kamil.

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 04 Dec 2012 23:05

Thij ij a new one-camel-paabher bhehicle that runz on itz phorj. Eye yam proud to prejent my phourth cajin's innobashun. An innovajun as joo can see, the bady of the behicle probidej the paabher.
Nau iph joo look karephuly, the camel ij being ishtarted. Aj thij patikular one ij a shaadi wala camel, it needj to hab mujik and naach played in phront so that it moobej pharward.
It ij so good that the pak fauj ij looking at it to add to its arse-anal. (Joo can see a pakfauji in the bichchar who ij looking)

Comer · Post by **Comer** » 05 Dec 2012 00:48

Anujan wrote:I suno pindigenous mijjile shed its palls and flew whooooosh over the sky?

http://dawn.com/2012/11/30/mysterious-m ... sile-ispr/

I soch, in midflight Hatf V realijed it is No dong and showed true colours.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 05 Dec 2012 01:07

Paki Nuke Nude test

Poaqpower. Hu arr Joo Gonna Kaall?Poaqbuster

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 05 Dec 2012 08:42

Baikul wrote:^^ That reminds me:

Jinnah, he had a one pig pall,
Liaqat, had do, put verrry small,
Kiyani, left hij bith his nani,
So poor old Pakfauj had no palls at all.

Sung to the whistled tune of Colonel Bogey's March of course

. Thank you for reminding me of the old classic lyrics.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 05 Dec 2012 11:05

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 05 Dec 2012 12:38

Damn , bhat do aayi see , the brafit and the cum-ill . Arrah is indeed wonderful to pless bakistan with the much needed modern era brafit.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 05 Dec 2012 13:34

diyar birathers, eye yam hearying that one oph awar mijjiles brokeback in mid flaight... which of ju mullah's had this misphortune, hain ji?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 05 Dec 2012 17:13

ArmenT wrote:
Baikul wrote:^^ That reminds me:

Jinnah, he had a one pig pall,
Liaqat, had do, put verrry small,
Kiyani, left hij bith his nani,
So poor old Pakfauj had no palls at all.
Sung to the whistled tune of Colonel Bogey's March of course . Thank you for reminding me of the old classic lyrics.

Immortal tune sah, immortal.

Or, since we are in this thread, may this naat nebar reach its 72.

kish · Post by **kish** » 05 Dec 2012 18:49

X-Posted from IWT thread.

Govt asked to foil Indian designs to turn Pakistan into desert

The Pakistan Economy Watch (PEW) (what do they watch), Tuesday, asked the government to move International Court of Arbitration immediately to stop India from constructing illegal hydropower projects meant to turn Pakistan into desert.

If they hate desert so much, they also should reject something which has its origins in desert.

It asked the Supreme Court to expose the hidden hand which has been delaying the Pakistan’s response to Indian violation of Indus Water Treaty (IWT).

'hidden hand' the one between legs.

Government has been delaying response to the construction of Nimoo-Bazgo hydropower project since one year which amounts to facilitating Indian plot against Pakistan, said Dr. Murtaza Mughal, President PEW.

bakistan not building a dam is a 'Indian plot against pakistan'.

India has already constructed many dams including Baglihar and Kishanganga in violation of the IWT and now it has almost completed one of the highest hydro-power project in the world on River Indus at Ladakh. Similarly, India has almost finished construction work on Chuttak hydroelectric project on the River Suru, a tributary of Indus in the Kargil while it has initiated plan to construct nine more dams in Ladakh region.

which one is that?

Dr. Murtaza Mughal said that India is not only building dams with an amazing speed to destroy Pakistan but also sponsoring some politicians, nationalists, regionalists and pseudo-intellectuals to oppose Kalabagh dam to make Pakistan a failed state. Amazingly, Pakistan Commissioner for Indus Waters, officials of the water and power ministry, ministry of environment and foreign affairs have failed to react in time which amounts to colluding with India, he observed.

Bakistan is a failed state because of you Indians.

He said that the water bureaucracy and always let India to complete illegal projects quietly denying Pakistan the option of counter-measures. These projects would reduce the flow of River Indus which will badly damage masses, industry and agriculture of Pakistan.

Big power projects cannot be built quietly, there will be some noise at the construction site.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 05 Dec 2012 19:03

Lalmohan wrote:diyar birathers, eye yam hearying that one oph awar mijjiles brokeback in mid flaight... which of ju mullah's had this misphortune, hain ji?

I hear that the missile pelonged to some laal topi wallah.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 05 Dec 2012 21:29

diyar cheen-mein-anandullah
did the lal topi contain a pork product based -IED warhead?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 05 Dec 2012 23:48

Outrage at north Korea's quality control. They have defamed Bakistan by producing defective pindigenous Bakistani mijjile

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 05 Dec 2012 23:58

PoaQorean Miizles phailed en Phlight
Kause Phrontal Kutt wazz Naat Right ?
Kuppfaar Ko aavat Haansi
Dekh ke Poaqer Plight.
Poaqs Klaim Mizzzle Broke
Beekoze Mush Wazz So Tight!!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 06 Dec 2012 06:04

Deer Maulaanuz

Duz Baccum Burst en Pakistan phollow Rektuum Burst orr Vica Versa?

mraghu · Post by **mraghu** » 06 Dec 2012 10:08

This has to be most complex way of calming down a errant Truck : http://blogs.reuters.com/fullfocus/2012 ... 2012/#a=24

partha · Post by **partha** » 06 Dec 2012 10:49

Anujan wrote:Outrage at north Korea's quality control. They have defamed Bakistan by producing defective pindigenous Bakistani mijjile

Democratic People's Republic of Korea has denied these allegations as baseless stating that missile failed due to defective paint used by Pakistan.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 06 Dec 2012 11:06

Democratic People's Republic of Korea declared that there are missile failures on both sides.

partha · Post by **partha** » 06 Dec 2012 11:29

^
Pakistan denies the claim as baseless citing 200 million population as the proof.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 06 Dec 2012 14:45

pakistan is also a victim of missile breakups

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 06 Dec 2012 15:21

Lalmohan wrote:pakistan is also a victim of missile breakups

lalmullah , aar joo high aan weeeds... itj baakistaan...where mijjiles can preakup butt naat cousins...
bakistan ij aljo known aj land of deflowered cousins

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 06 Dec 2012 15:34

You people dunno anything

it was star wars like lazer system to destroy missile aimed at pakistan which shoot the missile down

kish · Post by **kish** » 06 Dec 2012 15:41

Broof for 1 mard-e-moimeen eequal to 10 eeindus.

bhut, whye ij his mouth in that shape. I can think of just one thing going in and out.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 08 Dec 2012 17:12

bhaat faak ij that

if baki sunnis daant cull shias , then who would they kill, sunnis? ... sunnis killing sunnis is plasphemy...
ahmediyas and shia are wajib-ul-cutlet as per haaly arap fathers

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 08 Dec 2012 17:16

"Investment related policies and practices in Pakistan are more attractive in comparison to countries like China, India, Thailand, Malaysia, Sri Lanka,"

i see the noor of arrah and he tells me that i am his most peloved bra-fit

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 08 Dec 2012 17:20

India wants strong, stable Pakistan, says Manmohan

Manmohan ij an i-yes-i agint : sun ya memo

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 08 Dec 2012 17:24

No one in Pakistan is against India

No one in pakistan is against India except pakistani muslims .
Fixed it.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 08 Dec 2012 21:04

Lalmohan wrote:pakistan is also a victim of missile breakups

wat to do it waj e not state mijjile onlee.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 08 Dec 2012 22:15

Caption bliss !

kish · Post by **kish** » 08 Dec 2012 22:51

Lilo wrote:

Caption bliss !

Everyone is waji-bul-cutlet, they fold their hands and praying at the laptop (a kafir invention). This sort of idolatry is not acceptable in i'slam.

Their idols (laptops) should be broken and these men should be seriously spanked.

They should fold their hands only to allah and then cheenis.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 08 Dec 2012 23:18

OUTRAGE!!

Ther ij no beard on beepul to the right
Ther ij no beard no style mooch on chief-of-bakistan-mujahid-army
There ij no colorpul peard on beepul to the left

now all mujahids soch - bher are colorpull beards hidden

There ij colorpull peard hidden in colorful flowers - right in pitween.
AoA.

Aljo, chief look like short dark rice eating kufr baniyaa yindoo
yaaaaa arrraaaah, lahor via kuwait

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 08 Dec 2012 23:38

It waj an important din bhen gernail Abdul did not show up to work. Kiyaanee waj berry berry remorjeful. He bill be suarly mijjed.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 09 Dec 2012 02:09

^^ building on Mixer mullah's idea, phallow the numbers...

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 09 Dec 2012 04:14

But truth be my gawaah, thij ij probably bhat happened on that aujpishiuoj day:

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 09 Dec 2012 21:49

^^^

General Kiyanahi comments: Plij have pati-e-nce, Pehle hum apn apna pakadenge, phir ek doosre ka pakadenge.

member_20317 · Post by **member_20317** » 10 Dec 2012 10:04

http://mnemotechnics.org/x/forums/readi ... s-800.html

Sounds great. Urdu is a mix of Sanskrit, Arabic, Persian and Turkish. A slight evolved form of Arabic, if you ask me. For example, there is no alphabet for P, so Pakistan becomes Bakistan (باكستان) in Arabic. Urdu offers "پ", three dots at the bottom (similar to "tha" except nuktaas are at the bottom). So, in Urdu, Pakistan is پاکِستان.

Here are the alphabets for all three. See how Urdu offers the most alphabets. One of the reasons is that is one of the most recent lanugagues.

Arabic:
ا ب ت ث ج ح خ د ذ ر ز س ش ص ض ط ظ ع غ ف ق ك ل م ن ه و ي

Persian:
ا ب پ ت ث ج چ ح خ د ذ ر ز ژ س ش ص ض ط ظ ع غ ف ق ک گ ل م ن و ه ی

Urdu:
ا ب پ ت ٹ ث ج چ ح خ د ڈ ذ ر ڑ ز ژ س ش ص ض ط ظ ع غ ف ق ک گ ل م ن و ہ, ﮩ, ﮨ ھ ء ی ے

Now, I need your help with PAO system. I have just started making my own scheme. I am ok with making images out of six numbers. But what do you do with 3 or 5 numbers?
For example, how would 145 work? or 01345? You can use any PAO to explain. Thanks in advance for your help?
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kish · Post by **kish** » 10 Dec 2012 15:57

ravi_g wrote:http://mnemotechnics.org/x/forums/readi ... s-800.html

Sounds great. Urdu is a mix of Sanskrit, Arabic, Persian and Turkish. A slight evolved form of Arabic, if you ask me. For example, there is no alphabet for P, so Pakistan becomes Bakistan (باكستان) in Arabic. Urdu offers "پ", three dots at the bottom (similar to "tha" except nuktaas are at the bottom). So, in Urdu, Pakistan is پاکِستان.

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Eet aljo is broof for bakistanis habing four phathers.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 10 Dec 2012 16:43

Biradhers watch thij bakistani wedding.
The waiters are holding the covers of the food trays tight shut.
Phun pegins at 0:37 secs

Phun ends at 1:30

Easht or wesht, Bakistan is the Pest