China: Positive Military News

Anand K · Post by **Anand K** » 19 Dec 2012 21:36

Darn! After living in SE Asia for so long I thought by now I would able to tell apart kathoeys and bancis and the like.

Anyway, here goes another: PLA Inception team deep inside the 3rd level of Vivek Ahuja's dreams.

manum · Post by **manum** » 19 Dec 2012 22:12

Der shoes? Are they regular pla issued?

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 19 Dec 2012 22:13

one of them is a sport shoe...probably football shoes

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 19 Dec 2012 23:52

http://www.break.com/index/chinese-sold ... -fail.html

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One more interesting video. Chinese are very poor at tossing grenades. Hope , their missile launching skill is also the same.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 19 Dec 2012 23:55

When you see a chinese with a camera , be careful of paki pindi chana explosion.

PratikDas · Post by **PratikDas** » 20 Dec 2012 00:00

Very interesting pisko going on here. I guess they like being perceived as taller than the tallest mountain, so others have to bend down when taking photos to make them look tall even when they're actually not

vivek_ahuja · Post by **vivek_ahuja** » 20 Dec 2012 00:57

Anand K wrote:Anyway, here goes another: PLA Inception team deep inside the 3rd level of Vivek Ahuja's dreams.

Aha! I knew it! I knew I couldn't have just opened my eyes and decided to say "All hail Chairman Mao!" for no reason! Now I know the PLA is after this.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 20 Dec 2012 07:36

^^Looks like they have been ordered to sleep or to pretend to sleep.

pentaiah · Post by **pentaiah** » 20 Dec 2012 07:47

Suddenly I now understand the meaning of round bottom flask and Kipps apparatus which I learned by rote, now I visualize

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 21 Dec 2012 15:51

After faking Reebok , chinese begin to fly.

Caption time :

Why this chinaman posing like woman ?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 21 Dec 2012 15:54

Cheeni Iron-man diving deeper

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 21 Dec 2012 15:58

What does a cheeni jarnail with a pool and a car do ?
He takes his car for a swim in the pool .
Dekho here :

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 21 Dec 2012 16:09

Chinese Batman coming out of his secret facility in china style

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 21 Dec 2012 16:12

New Chinese President coming to attend his first commie meeting in Bond style :

Harshad · Post by **Harshad** » 21 Dec 2012 16:17

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 21 Dec 2012 16:36

Confucius say :

When without money, act like rich man;
When with money, act like poor man.

When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When have money, secretary becomes wife.

When without money, wish to get married;
When have money, wish to get divorced.

When without money, eat wild vege at home;
When have money, eat same wild vege in fine restaurant.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 21 Dec 2012 17:09

If the haircut is successful , the wong can join the army or else he is liberated. Hence, the name , Peoples Liberation Army.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 21 Dec 2012 17:17

Philip · Post by **Philip** » 21 Dec 2012 19:05

Confucius also said,

"Man who go to bed with Sex ploblem,wake up with sorution in hand"!

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 21 Dec 2012 19:28

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 22 Dec 2012 10:32

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 22 Dec 2012 10:35

My heart goes out to the pilots who will be taking off from the Varyag . They might end up swimming in their plane instead of flying.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 22 Dec 2012 10:41

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 22 Dec 2012 10:48

Sixth Gen PLA Bus to ferry troops

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 22 Dec 2012 10:54

Wen & Hu stole ma tires

, now how will Wengcang go to headquarter

chaanakya · Post by **chaanakya** » 22 Dec 2012 11:11

This thread is better than Military Humour thread.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 22 Dec 2012 11:21

In the police state of China , even the police car is not secure unless ...
dekho here

member_20067 · Post by **member_20067** » 22 Dec 2012 11:44

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shiv · Post by **shiv** » 23 Dec 2012 21:46

Don wrote:Maldives, Sri Lanka, Pakistan, Bangladesh and other South Asian countries continues to show their allegiance to China (even Nepal and Bhutan are now following). They know who is richer and stronger military by far.

http://www.spacedaily.com/reports/India ... t_999.html

http://www.china-defense-mashup.com/mal ... e-aid.html

Maldives-China military agreement to provide $3.2 million free aid

2012-12-17 — Maldives National Defence Force (MNDF) has revealed that the military agreement signed between Maldives and China would yield USD3.2 million in free aid.

In relation to the Defence Minister Mohamed Nazim’s official visit to China, MNDF said that the Chinese government has agreed to provide a marine ambulance to the Maldives.

Nazim who had visited China on an invitation from the Chinese Defence Minister and the State Counsel General Liang Guan Li, returned back to the Maldives on Sunday night.

In addition to signing the military agreement Defense Minister Nazim met with the Chinese Central Military Commission vice-Chairman General, Xu Qiliang, officials from the Chinese National Defence University, Military Medical University and the Shanghai Institute for International Studies on seeking scholarship opportunities, according to MNDF.

MNDF further said that Nazim’s visit would strengthen defense and military cooperation between the two nations.
Bangladesh new MBT 2000

Harshad · Post by **Harshad** » 24 Dec 2012 04:57

Chinmayanand wrote:

tlying to follow the falting lessons of his gleat gleat glandpa But he chooses to falt thlu his nose...creative indeed ...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 24 Dec 2012 12:00

Even all the musical instruments given to them to keep awake are also of no use. When Tao comes , Mao takes leave.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 24 Dec 2012 12:02

When it comes to sleeping , Chinese are very creative.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 24 Dec 2012 12:08

China is not the fire-breathing dragon it makes out to be, nor is it the next super power . It just is a cute dog in tiger skin. Dekho below...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 24 Dec 2012 12:10

A china man suffering from foot in mouth disease.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 24 Dec 2012 12:13

This is how a 50-cent chinese cyber warrior looks like.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 24 Dec 2012 12:18

China already has a skewed sex ratio. Even after that , Chinese gals marrying Avatars instead of chinese men doesn't make sense.
Marry two , get one free ?

Where is the third avatar ?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 24 Dec 2012 12:21

It's time we export some tractors to China.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 24 Dec 2012 12:25

I was wondering about the secret of this acrobatic romance till i saw this ,

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 24 Dec 2012 12:27

The gleat leap folwald in lulal sanitation ...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 24 Dec 2012 12:29

The second coming of Mao in woo-hoo style ,