Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 30 Jan 2013 09:48

Aaryan wrote:

Where aar soo many apduls going??

Bhy would the aptuls want to go anywhere, bhen they clearly are all coming?

SriKumar · Post by **SriKumar** » 30 Jan 2013 10:01

anupmisra wrote:Bhat ij going on hiyar? Ij thiyar no shame?

There are 2 passibilities, anupullah al masri : The mohtarma is gibing a demonstration of 'how to kiss ass', pakistani ishtyle. In the process, she found that this donkey breath is pure khushboo compared to the breath of other pakistani mards. That explains the happy smile....

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 30 Jan 2013 13:04

iph ju notij, the daankey ij also doing s&m bondage takniki, and hij ears look bhery erekt!

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 30 Jan 2013 14:05

SriKumar wrote:
anupmisra wrote:Bhat ij going on hiyar? Ij thiyar no shame?

There are 2 passibilities, anupullah al masri : The mohtarma is gibing a demonstration of 'how to kiss ass', pakistani ishtyle. In the process, she found that this donkey breath is pure khushboo compared to the breath of other pakistani mards she has kissed. That explains the happy smile....

bhy ijh dij Mard-e-momeen, shaan-e- caliphat kissing a pig?????? plej issua fatwa against this ....

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 30 Jan 2013 14:09

^^ Phat-wa? Phat-wa? Bhat do ju mean Phat-wa?

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 30 Jan 2013 16:06

Who is kissing you ????

Aaryan · Post by **Aaryan** » 30 Jan 2013 16:37

Bresenting BMW ASS Class, latest from baikistan

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 30 Jan 2013 17:59

Jirga,

What ij thij neuj i hiyar ...
tat the glorious Baki mijjile Ghauri ijj actually (having) No Dong...
tat The Dong phell to peices over Sindh during mijjile flight ...
tat The Dong disappiared in Balochisthan during mijjile flight ...

What ijj suddenly afflicting Baki Dongs Hain ji ?
ijj thijj a new Hinjew canspirajjy like Bolio drops hain ?

I soch mullahz hiyar should immediately start a mijjile testing stady to understand the full extant of the prablem - in thij reargard all the Mujahids are to report to cape comblex 420 with theiyar phavorite munna or dankey or kushpoo or mujahid

Salam,
Lilo-bin-OilLullah

Bicchar: A certiphied Baki "Dong" mijjile taking flight during happier timejj

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 30 Jan 2013 22:14

Now konpyujed yindu dont know where No Dogj mijjile go. All raa ejints phail to find abbar pindi channa tack-no-lodgi . Abbar mijjile djinns are successfool to hide secret pindi channa tacknolodgy.

AoA.

SriKumar · Post by **SriKumar** » 31 Jan 2013 07:55

Lalmohan wrote:iph ju notij, the daankey ij also doing s&m bondage takniki, and hij ears look bhery erekt!

First, I habe the same soch...the hair on gadhe-ka-gardan is bilkul straight up. But then I have a big dimaag-e-lehar... I soch that the rassi is to stop the donkey from kicking the mohtarma....as much as the mohtarma likes the donkey breath, the donkey cannot stand the sans ki badboo of the mohtarma (brushing with Farooky tooth powder has its limitations, you know). I brotest the cruelty to the animal....we must complain to the US, UN, ICJ and PETA (Pakistanis for Ethical Treatment of Asses).

rgsrini · Post by **rgsrini** » 31 Jan 2013 08:43

^^ I don't know what you mullahs are comblaining about. Dongey is an ubgrade combared to kijjing baki men.

Anand K · Post by **Anand K** » 31 Jan 2013 15:49

Phools.
That ijj promojional mat-i-real of Fauji USO's Donkey Show starring Mohotorma Anjuman Multani and Taimur (left to right in bikchar), schedooled on 12th Karo Kari anniverjary of Dilnawaz-e-Azaam Khushboo.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 31 Jan 2013 17:46

Do joo recognije this motorma fram jour din in kave kamplex number 9-2-11?

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 31 Jan 2013 18:16

The text is a kawjpirajee.
In riality, thij s motorham had a deep medikal prodejure at the LMU injtichute of mad-i-kal sci-e-ncej at Lawhore. she is showing the eggjternal paje-maker injtalled aphter the prodejure. Aj joo kan see the little red einstine is going akrojj it. Thij probidej the real time anline vijual inphormajun of the progrejj of pakhana phlow. The birej are kunnekted to the hood and the brain. Thij ij to kntrol the phlow.
The paje-maker will be minichurijed in the next bhershun. That ij quite a Jobs and it bhill aljo be abailable aj a downloadble app phor juar iphone.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 31 Jan 2013 18:36

Wallah! Grajj Root edjukashun in our nashun haj reached new heightj and depthj. Now ebery young kala and sawnwala mujahid learnj to make the bum berry early in hij or her libe. A new kottaje indujtry. Eben our prafessorj habe new zeal.

A for atum bum, B far bullet. C far cart to tranjport the bum. D for dumb baki with large earj....

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Feb 2013 14:37

eye yam reading on TSP dhaaga that Hoodobuoy saying that PAL's are like passwords for protecting jour email and documents. in that case i soch that the password for TSP nukes/launch code is probably "Khushboo768"? perhaps khushboo has to be entered twice... which will make most jarnails happy...

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 01 Feb 2013 16:12

Entering twice hain ji?
Iph that repher to twice aj in front and back then it haj to be about ayeshaj. There ij a phamous repherance on that. I am suar all mujahids remambar thij phrom their phaundashun coursej.
But khushboos? There ij onlee one way I know. I yam kanphjed onlee.
I think I need a rephreshur course.

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 01 Feb 2013 16:14

why do they have hanging ropes in class ??

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Feb 2013 18:05

kenopullah, bhen ju did khushboo fraam frant, did you find that joour lawn got mowed?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 01 Feb 2013 18:45

Some beople get a brajillian wax, he got a Bakistani?

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 01 Feb 2013 22:08

There ij no guidance aan khushboo phront. So, no kweshchun aph that sichuashun. Maybe all the other moojahids do that making it kamman.
I soch now that a bhery kamman aspect haj naat been kabered during my training.
maybe, the khushboo phront (phar thoje who do) are doing kuphar?
I am suar that the male khushboo daaj naat do that too ebhen if they hab 4 finger goatee bhich makes them more pious.
Kanphujed

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Feb 2013 22:29

that sounds laike trajedee oph da kammans
butt bhyphor chaar chaar ungli with khushboo hainji?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Feb 2013 23:02

Khwab HO Tumm Yaa Real Khushbu, Kaun HO Tum batlao ?

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 02 Feb 2013 03:43

Thij ij example of pure egaltirian syjtem. Symmetry ij burst wolld. begs on eaj side, chappal alljo. Two similar white things on da lept. Square bricks are on the wall aljo like square tilej on the ground.

Aljo see symmetry op hand posishun, feet and glasses from eyej. Bi are total egaltirian beepul.

AoA.

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 02 Feb 2013 03:52

Phor increajed sawaab I am poshting again this Hamd (song in praise):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad05v-7dEFc

Bliss to hear till end of song or self-halaal, whichever happenj first.
Whoever hearj this, hij rooh with afza.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 02 Feb 2013 07:00

Carl wrote:Phor increajed sawaab I am poshting again this Hamd (song in praise):
Bliss to hear till end of song or self-halaal, whichever happenj first.
Whoever hearj this, hij rooh with afza.

ASS award phor da Ham D.
ASS= Arab Sperm Spring .

RSoami · Post by **RSoami** » 02 Feb 2013 17:58

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/worl ... 524061.cms

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 02 Feb 2013 18:42

eye yam hearing that jarnail kammandu al musharraf bin presidente went oos paar to sleep raat in hindustan - bhy? ijnt the khatiya in pindi naat kumfaartable enuf? hain ji? aakhir oos hindustan mein aisi kya hai?

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 02 Feb 2013 21:25

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 02 Feb 2013 22:00

Bhy do I pheel a sudden urge to phyrr a mijjile?

Tauba tauba, whyar ij ayesha?

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 02 Feb 2013 22:24

^^^
Shee ij defanatelee nawt a Bakistani. All Bakistanees wimmens cum in heejab. Eye yam suar she ij a raa agint. Two saydouche awr prying meenistawr Abdul - awl-caasmiri keemaam zurd-aryee owr eben awr phoren meenistawr begum botox - al- Kaar

Psst...awr yindoo wimmens so saxy?

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 03 Feb 2013 13:54

Latest from the pissful sands of Arapia ..

Fatwa: women shouldn't spend alone time w/ monkeys 4 fear of sexual attraction

JooAAReLL

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 04 Feb 2013 06:21

What is this superpowl that I keep hearing of in Amreeka?

Bakistan has the biggest bowl!! Amreeka should give money to Bakistan instead of wasting it on superpowl

SriKumar · Post by **SriKumar** » 04 Feb 2013 07:09

^^^ Would that be the BakshishBowl, or the Badaa Bakshish Bowl

RSoami · Post by **RSoami** » 04 Feb 2013 10:50

Here it says that all non-arab muslims are Mawalis (gunda)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mawali

Mawali or mawālá (Arabic: موالي‎) is a term in Classical Arabic used to address non-Arab Muslims.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 04 Feb 2013 10:56

Lalbrof writing in peeraef L&M dhaaga

partha · Post by **partha** » 04 Feb 2013 14:26

^
He ij the remote operator of pindigeniously develobed drones!

member_20317 · Post by **member_20317** » 04 Feb 2013 14:33

Searching for goat sex.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 05 Feb 2013 09:07

I pesh karo new wiper designed in Bakistan with Bakistani technawlaji.

Satya_anveshi · Post by **Satya_anveshi** » 05 Feb 2013 10:16

Nice!! added advantage is this technology makes possible the delivery of wiping services on the run from several service providers. This technology holds great promise in that it creates thousands of green jobs spearheading pukees at the forefront of green technology.

YouYes Prez should be sh!tting bricks at puki advances.