Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Mar 2013 20:49

joygoswami wrote:Did our jingos make this ???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghazwatul_Hind

Prophet has sent the personal blessings to the author. 72+11=83 Hoors , Half in this life and half in uddher.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 01 Mar 2013 21:43

RajeshA wrote:Bakeestaan can neyber bee "lund"! Phor GUBO joo dont need "lund"!

I soch bakistan is foolly funkshanal transvestite whoorie!

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 01 Mar 2013 21:58

Atri-al-khatri bhay o bhay did joo IEDit wiki? I bhant zaid hamid's boobs back

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 01 Mar 2013 22:04

abhijitm wrote:Atri-al-khatri bhay o bhay did joo IEDit wiki? I bhant zaid hamid's boobs back

I did nothing on wiki saar.. I only did some rona dhona hiyar.. Baad me, I realized that it is q-tiyapa to do a ronadhona on benis.. so I cuttled my post..

ZH's mammey on wiki were cut by someone else onlee..

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 01 Mar 2013 22:09

ohh I so saarie atri-al-khatri. I soch joo boob-cutlet lal topi.

added later - there joo go. Lal topi ijj back with boob.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Mar 2013 22:58

when ju bole ki lal topi on boob, du ju mean what eye theenk ju mean?

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 02 Mar 2013 00:01

joygoswami wrote:Baption Time

I give u one hoor in letuln af chasmabaddur
lets have a treaty with one hoor and six langoor

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 02 Mar 2013 00:16

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpb0KGt-dOk
great discushon only in bakistan (sunnistan)

some celepration on that v v
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blHwwHIAKQ

abhischekcc · Post by **abhischekcc** » 02 Mar 2013 00:28

joygoswami wrote:Did our jingos make this ???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghazwatul_Hind

I gave it full rating and claimed to be a subject expert and done my educashun in this field.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Mar 2013 03:07

Eggsamble of Bakistanese doing great things in Unkilistan.

Fawad Ahmed Mukhtar

It’s brave enough for a Pakistani industrialist to launch a project in America, where high tariffs are often imposed on exports from Pakistan. Even more gutsy is that Mukhtar’s Fatima Group was planning to construct a fertilizer plant — an ingredient that happens to be found in IEDs assembled in Pakistan and used to kill US troops in Afghanistan. Sadly, this month, caving to political pressure, Indiana state officials suspended the project — despite the fact that it promises 300-plus new jobs in recession-ravaged Indiana.

Baki is trying to give jops for Amir Khans. Bhy is Amreeka not accepting bheek from Bakistanese hainji?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 02 Mar 2013 07:01

AoA the phull text oph Ghazwatul hind.
Bay especiall attenshun to Lal topi and hij born bujiness and poop implants

symontk · Post by **symontk** » 02 Mar 2013 08:24

Diphicult to tranjlate "lund pe chaday". Lund means "penis". "pe chaday" means to climb or to ride.

I think the general meaning of

"Pakistan ka matlab kya
Lund pe chaday to hamara kya?

is

"What does Pakistan mean?
Who da fuk gives a damn"

Infact the right translation is "Get f**ked, what's in for us / we don't care?"

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 02 Mar 2013 08:53

joygoswami wrote:Did our jingos make this ???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghazwatul_Hind

moi ishtory of lal topi's booby implant has again gone missing

some kaffur doesnt want to open his boob for public.

abhischekcc · Post by **abhischekcc** » 02 Mar 2013 10:05

I have saved the previous article.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 02 Mar 2013 20:16

Ij thij Shariah approved?

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 02 Mar 2013 22:53

RCase wrote:Eggsamble of Bakistanese doing great things in Unkilistan.

Fawad Ahmed Mukhtar

It’s brave enough for a Pakistani industrialist to launch a project in America, where high tariffs are often imposed on exports from Pakistan. Even more gutsy is that Mukhtar’s Fatima Group was planning to construct a fertilizer plant — an ingredient that happens to be found in IEDs assembled in Pakistan and used to kill US troops in Afghanistan. Sadly, this month, caving to political pressure, Indiana state officials suspended the project — despite the fact that it promises 300-plus new jobs in recession-ravaged Indiana.
Baki is trying to give jops for Amir Khans. Bhy is Amreeka not accepting bheek from Bakistanese hainji?

Rcase mullah, Amreekan haaj nat learned tha proverbh '' Bhat goes around, comej back around " in hijh state madarssa....thats bhy

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 03 Mar 2013 00:01

Caption time

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 03 Mar 2013 09:13

Ijj he the long laast judwa birather of some one hiyar i pooch ?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Mar 2013 09:16

Ijj he the long laast judwa birather of some one hiyar i pooch ?

Mush Ko Dekho Chehra Na Dekho
Mukh Thi Hai Maara Peettaa
Mush Sachii orr Zehra Zootha!!
Hare is the ild glory of Bakistan

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 04 Mar 2013 12:48

Pakistani firm makes IED-proof fertiliser

WASHINGTON, Feb 28: A Pakistani firm has invented a new formula to make fertilisers that cannot be converted into bomb-making materials, diplomatic sources told Dawn.

The firm, Fatima Group (i soch thijj ijj a susbiciously Shia name), has succeeded in making non-lethal alternatives to ammonium nitrate, a key ingredient in the fertilisers it makes. Fertilisers with ammonium nitrate, however, can easily be converted into bomb-making ingredients.

“Such a long-term solution would be a true scientific breakthrough,” Lt-Gen Michael Barbero, the head of the Pentagon’s Joint Improved Explosive Device Defeat Organisation, said in a statement.

A US television network, CNN, reported on Thursday that the United States and Pakistan reached an agreement last week to make fertilisers with non-explosive materials.But diplomatic sources told Dawn that an agreement could only be reached after the new material is tested. The sources said that US experts would soon visit Pakistan for testing the new material with experts from the Fatima Group, Pakistan’s major fertiliser manufacturer.

Representatives of the group visited Washington last week and met senior officials from the Pentagon, the State Department and also some US lawmakers.

CNN reported that Gen Barbero met the group’s representatives while they were in Washington and urged them to take steps to control fertiliser inventories.

“The meeting itself was a step forward since the Pakistani government previously had stopped the US military from talking directly to the company,” CNN reported.

Jeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaard !!
Ak Phyr !!
RPG Phyr !!

Thij Fatima Grope (Shia Kaffir !!) is colluding with amrikhans to deny the IED-ology oph Al-Bakistan.
Eye say we plast thijj Fertilijjer combany with theyar own fertilijjer bags....Ohh wait ...
Lets just keep plasting theyar Fertilijjer combany bags ass ujjual in Quetta and Karachi

take THAT joo Fatima Grope (Shia Kaffir !!)

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 04 Mar 2013 14:07

eye think thij non ied faartilaizaar may be all bull-gobar onlee

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 04 Mar 2013 20:20

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 04 Mar 2013 22:00

A bhery old Benis Cammet but worth watching nevertheless

Warning ** Turn down the volume for better enjoyment.

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 04 Mar 2013 22:09

Pakistaniyat on Display

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Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 04 Mar 2013 23:13

bhy maulers hiyar are forcing old BENIS onto us? hain ji?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 Mar 2013 23:53

Meeting se Pehle Yaan Meeting ke Baad
Sherry Yaan Zardari Yaan Purani Mazari

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 06 Mar 2013 08:05

baption time

rgsrini · Post by **rgsrini** » 06 Mar 2013 09:18

^^Identical transvestite Twins?

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 06 Mar 2013 18:46

A nu bird added to the dicktionary of Pinglish

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 11 Mar 2013 03:48

@anjemchoudhary
#HarlemShake was invented by #muslims, now kuffr are taking credit. Proof that it is a part of our Islamic legacy:

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 11 Mar 2013 04:17

Lilo wrote:

Ijj he the long laast judwa birather of some one hiyar i pooch ?

Liloullah, I habe found hij judwa birather(s). Hear it ij:

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 11 Mar 2013 08:52

Rakit mard during lift off

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 11 Mar 2013 10:24

Anujan wrote:Rakit mard during lift off

bhy ijh momeen in silver salwar in pain??

ohh wait, its extacy that ijh cumming onlee

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 11 Mar 2013 10:26

Have joo ever seen a face this joyful?

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 11 Mar 2013 12:20

he ij jauyphull becaj een the heet oph the ~~momin~~ moemint this rackit murd's rackit phinally eegnited.

Lawng lib jinn teknolagi.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Mar 2013 13:32

martinbaker wrote:
Anujan wrote:Rakit mard during lift off

bhy ijh momeen in silver salwar in pain?? ohh wait, its extacy that ijh cumming onlee

white shalwar abdul and leaping abdul are auditioning for new kung fu movie called "Flying Fisting"

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 12 Mar 2013 10:01

Berry Cherry imbortant Kwestions phor da footure oph Sooth Ass Ia yand da wuld.
Butt Iph Mushy Armitage Ik Kamre Mey Bandh Ho orr Chabbi Kho Jayee ?
Zardarri Sekret kamre mey Soyye or Qadri AAaa Jayee
Lahori Sarrak pei Dollar Parra ho Orr
Ossko othane Ko
Betta Mujahd Jhuukk Jayye !!
Cuzzin Ghar meyi Akeli, Orr Paki Bhai aa Jayyee
Haan JI

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 12 Mar 2013 10:19

Jhujar wrote:Berry Cherry imbortant Kwestions phor da footure oph Sooth Ass Ia yand da wuld.
Butt Iph Mushy Armitage Ik Kamre Mey Bandh Ho orr Chabbi Kho Jayee ?

An Ode to Stone-Age love

Mushy's Tushy
not GUBO'ed before
Hump'n dump

Blood is not redder

Jahnum yet?
not!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Mar 2013 13:09

^^^eej that a hai-ku(ffar)?

Anurag · Post by **Anurag** » 13 Mar 2013 08:29

Influence of Hindi language and culture in Pakistan through TV. Oh no TSP! lol