Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 24 Mar 2013 22:37

I keep hearing about this Musharraf! Who is he? I've never seen his face before!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 24 Mar 2013 22:38

g.sarkar wrote:Long ago, I had a Pakistani co-worker who had named his eldest son Al-Saud. He told me very earnestly the King of Saudi Arabia is the protector of Makkah Sharif! His eyes grew round and large in awe. I think this is a case of mental enslavement.
Gautam

It happens,
The pakistanis are dirt poor,
When they go for hajj, they see huge expressways, cleaniness, SUVs and European luxury cars in Al saud.
They see the Saudis acting all uppity, behaving like royals, and treating the poor pakistanis like dirt, as every rich and powerful individual should do (as per the pakistani thought process anyway).
So they Luvv the Saudis and want to emulate them.

Give it some time, and these beggers will want to emulate Indians - they already hide behind India each time they step out of their country's borders. Once outside of Pakistan, EVERY pakistani calls himself Indian, period.
Within Pakistan, there is a growing swell of people wanting everything Indian.

Success does things to those who are not successful

Anindya · Post by **Anindya** » 24 Mar 2013 22:40

Veena Malik: People tell me that have become Indian

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 24 Mar 2013 22:42

Anindya wrote:Veena Malik: People tell me that have become Indian

She should use the word 'Hindu'!

Shanmukh · Post by **Shanmukh** » 24 Mar 2013 22:50

RajeshA wrote:
Anindya wrote:Veena Malik: People tell me that have become Indian
She should use the word 'Hindu'!

Saar - that might be detrimental to her health. She could be Qadrified.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 24 Mar 2013 22:55

The pakis are saying that she has become a Hindu.
It is part envy, and part seething anger

sanjaykumar · Post by **sanjaykumar** » 24 Mar 2013 22:59

She needs to be very, very careful.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 24 Mar 2013 23:46

Pakistan does not have any film industry, or any TV serial industry.
The only way veena and others like her make money is as Mujra girls for the uber rich pakistanis - THAT is their main business. They are all from a social class called 'Marasis', the singers and dancers. (Music and dance is looked down upon in this society)

Being notorious is actually good business sense, if she is controversial, she gets more business. I am sure there is good demand for an India-returned starlet in the "entertainment industry" there, even more for an 'almost hindu' woman.

Anyway, the powerful people who order killings of the people (in the name of religion, jihad, islam etc etc) are probably her clients.

Her other angle is, she stays in the limelight, she gets some offers from India.

Sanjaykumar saar, I think she doesn't need to worry so much.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Mar 2013 00:46

habal wrote:="ArmenT"]
habal wrote:Does anybody know about the latest gossip on pakistani ghee/vanaspati ?
Is this an euphemism for something Do tellsomething to feed your worst enemies. why go to hell, when you have pakistan right here.dead animals found on the streets, and the remains of slaughtered animals. blood, internals/viscera, roadkill. dead dogs, cats, rats, crows etc go into this giant boiling cauldron from which emerges 'pure pakistani vanaspati'. With brands like Savera, Prime banaspati ghee etc which every pakistani household consumes in copious quantities. from now on .. instead of ma-behn gaali .. it would suffice to say .. tere muh mein pakistani ghee/banaspati/quote]

Bahut Bahut Shukrana Quaid But
Ek shikayat Tumse O shia Jinnah,
Tummne sirf Addha Filth Saaf Keena.

Pig Chorr ke Janwar sarre Pakijanwar Khhaa Gyaa
Mashallah, Alhamuliilah, jaanbe Aallam, hazzoor e Aalla
Dekho,Pakistan Mei pure islam aa Gyaaa!!
Kaaffar insaan Gabra Gya.

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 25 Mar 2013 04:17

akashganga · Post by **akashganga** » 25 Mar 2013 05:35

g.sarkar wrote:Long ago, I had a Pakistani co-worker who had named his eldest son Al-Saud. He told me very earnestly the King of Saudi Arabia is the protector of Makkah Sharif! His eyes grew round and large in awe. I think this is a case of mental enslavement.
Gautam

All non-arab muslims are metally enslaved by saudi arabia. All of them act in such a way it benefits arabism at the cost of their own culture and heritage. They live in a fantasy world built around 7th century arabia.

sanjaykumar · Post by **sanjaykumar** » 25 Mar 2013 06:17

I remember a bunch of us were watching the news when Prince Bandar of Saudia came on. All the Punjus, Gujus, Southies and Bongs broke out in uproarious laughter-save one Muslim ( who was the most gentle type of man you could meet).

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 25 Mar 2013 06:41

akashganga wrote:
g.sarkar wrote:Long ago, I had a Pakistani co-worker who had named his eldest son Al-Saud. He told me very earnestly the King of Saudi Arabia is the protector of Makkah Sharif! His eyes grew round and large in awe. I think this is a case of mental enslavement.
Gautam
All non-arab muslims are metally enslaved by saudi arabia. All of them act in such a way it benefits arabism at the cost of their own culture and heritage. They live in a fantasy world built around 7th century arabia.

I agree that a lot of Pakstanis are enslaved, but I wonder if the Taliban are enslaved? Do they even get to do Haj and do they ecstatically lick Saudi ass like Pakistanis?

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 25 Mar 2013 06:52

shiv wrote:But Americans are not Muslims. So there.

Americans are not Sunni muslims. Within a couple of years, we will have to say Americans are not Sunni wahhabi/deobandi/salafi/takfiri muslims.

g.sarkar · Post by **g.sarkar** » 25 Mar 2013 06:58

shiv wrote:"Long ago, I had a Pakistani co-worker who had named his eldest son Al-Saud. He told me very earnestly the King of Saudi Arabia is the protector of Makkah Sharif! His eyes grew round and large in awe. I think this is a case of mental enslavement."
Gautam
"All non-arab muslims are metally enslaved by saudi arabia. All of them act in such a way it benefits arabism at the cost of their own culture and heritage. They live in a fantasy world built around 7th century arabia."
"I agree that a lot of Pakstanis are enslaved, but I wonder if the Taliban are enslaved? Do they even get to do Haj and do they ecstatically lick Saudi ass like Pakistanis?"

They are enslaved too. They are enslaved to a book that they can not read, but they are ready to die for the interpretation done by someone else.
Gautam

akashganga · Post by **akashganga** » 25 Mar 2013 07:15

shiv wrote:
akashganga wrote: All non-arab muslims are metally enslaved by saudi arabia. All of them act in such a way it benefits arabism at the cost of their own culture and heritage. They live in a fantasy world built around 7th century arabia.
I agree that a lot of Pakstanis are enslaved, but I wonder if the Taliban are enslaved? Do they even get to do Haj and do they ecstatically lick Saudi ass like Pakistanis?

Taliban is the closest to 7th century true islam/arabism in the subcontinent. Arabs know it and that is why KSA was one of the only 3 states to recognize taliban when it was ruling afganisthan. Officially KSA may not support Taliban now but behind the scenes I have no doubt taliban enjoys full support of KSA. KSA needs taliban and their types to launch offensive jehad against kafirs of the subcontinent and to eradicate pre-islamic icons. Remember Bamyam budhdhas which survived for 1500 years were blown to pieces by taliban using modern kafir weapons. The very presence of Bamyan Buddhas reminded afgans of their buddist past.

akashganga · Post by **akashganga** » 25 Mar 2013 07:20

RajeshA wrote:
Anindya wrote:Veena Malik: People tell me that have become Indian
She should use the word 'Hindu'!

Her name Veena Malik sounds like a hindu punjabi name.

KJo · Post by **KJo** » 25 Mar 2013 07:39

nageshks wrote:
RajeshA wrote: She should use the word 'Hindu'!
Saar - that might be detrimental to her health. She could be Qadrified.

Not quite:

"I love Indian festivals
I am totally fascinated with the ethnic flavours of India and especially its festivals. You know, I had got Ganapati home for the first time for a day last Ganesh Chaturthi, and it was an emotional experience, taking the Lord for visarjan. Now I'm looking forward to the amazing festival of Holi. And this time, I have learnt the tricks of the trade to evade the barrage of colours coming from my friends' pichkaris. They better watch out! I'm going to drown them in colour this time!"

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 25 Mar 2013 08:07

akashganga wrote:Her name Veena Malik sounds like a hindu punjabi name.

No Sir all paki actresses have hindu sounding names since pious islamic names cannot be used for performing lowly acts like dancing and singing
her real name is Zahida Malik

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 25 Mar 2013 08:34

akashganga wrote:Taliban is the closest to 7th century true islam/arabism in the subcontinent. Arabs know it and that is why KSA was one of the only 3 states to recognize taliban when it was ruling afganisthan. Officially KSA may not support Taliban now but behind the scenes I have no doubt taliban enjoys full support of KSA. KSA needs taliban and their types to launch offensive jehad against kafirs of the subcontinent and to eradicate pre-islamic icons.

I expect KSA to support Taliban very overtly in the coming months as the Americans led legitimacy to that organization by engaging them in talks (which is already happening) and assigning to them a preeminent position in power sharing. With the elimination of OBL and most of the Arab jihadists of Al Qaeda, KSA is more comfortably off now than ever before. They have successfully warded off an Arab Spring in their country, eliminated Saudi wahhabi/salafi/takfiri jihadists of Al Qaeda who could have been attractive to the jobless youth bulge in that country. The Taliban, now wedded to the Al Qaeda ideology but without the Arab jihadist component within it, would be the ideal Janissary that the KSA royalty was looking forward to. They may even think that if the TTP and the PA merge, then they will have the mahdi's army at KSA's beck and call.

Remember Bamyam budhdhas which survived for 1500 years were blown to pieces by taliban using modern kafir weapons.

Just add "with the assistance of the TSP Army engineers" to your above statement.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Mar 2013 08:38

Snake Bites Again

Bakistan sees Afghanistan’s Karzai as obstacle to peace with Taliban

ISLAMABAD: Pakistan, seen as critical to efforts to stabilise Afghanistan, is finding it difficult to work with President Hamid Karzai due to mistrust and is reaching out to others to advance the peace process, senior Pakistani Foreign Ministry officials say.“Right now, Karzai is the biggest impediment to the peace process,” a top Pakistani Foreign Ministry official told Reuters. “In trying to look like a savior, he is taking Afghanistan straight to hell.”Karzai has said he wants peace on his own terms and could also be worried that the United States might cut a quick and risky deal with the Taliban, eager to get the bulk of its forces out of the country by the end of next year.The stakes are also high for Pakistan, a strategic US ally seen as vital to Washington’s global war on militancy. It fears turmoil in Afghanistan could spill over the border and energize homegrown militants seeking to topple the government.“I have absolutely no doubt that there will be complete chaos in Afghanistan if a settlement is not reached by 2014,” said the Foreign Ministry official. “Afghanistan will erupt. And when that happens, Pakistan will have to pay.”
“There is no other option but reconciliation – with or without Karzai,” said the top Foreign Ministry official. “If he continues to be this stubborn, him and his High Peace Council will naturally be sidelined.”A second senior Pakistani Foreign Ministry official cited several examples of how Karzai has blocked peace efforts. At a conference in January, for example, Karzai insisted there would be no more “back door” peace contacts.Analysts say Pakistan has a long-standing fear of an Afghan government close to its old foe, India. Karzai has said “no foreign elements or entities should attempt to own Afghan peace efforts”. He also warned: “I am not going to allow other attempts to succeed.”So far, Karzai has failed to secure direct talks with the Taliban. He has repeatedly asked for Pakistan’s support. Pakistan has helped Taliban representatives to travel to Qatar to make contacts with US officials.At the same time, Pakistan has been building bridges with the Northern Alliance, a constellation of anti-Taliban figures who have traditionally been implacable critics of Islamabad, and close to India.But Kabul wants Pakistan to hand over top Afghan Taliban leaders which could prove useful in the peace process.
“All Taliban leadership are sitting in Pakistan. We need full cooperation of Pakistan in order for them to be allowed to travel and be allowed to talk,” Afghan Foreign Minister Zalmay Rassoul told a news conference in Sydney.Karzai’s remarks during interviews and in meetings with Pakistani officials have led Islamabad to conclude he has become too inflexible. They cite Karzai’s recent accusation that the United States was colluding with the Taliban.“What does Karzai have to show for his effort to bring insurgents to the table? We’ve released prisoners. We’ve facilitated talks,” said another senior Foreign Ministry official.Late last year, Pakistan released more than two dozen Taliban prisoners who could help promote peace. It was the clearest signal ever that Pakistan had put its weight behind the Afghan reconciliation process.Pakistan’s army chief has also made reconciling warring Afghan factions a priority, military sources say.After the prisoner releases, Afghan officials said Pakistan shared Kabul’s goal of transforming the insurgency into a political movement. Such remarks signaled unprecedented optimism from Kabul.

“JOKER IN THE PACK”
But despite that, old suspicions that Pakistan uses Afghan insurgents as proxies to counter the influence of India have not been laid to rest.Some Afghan officials believe Pakistan may still be hedging its bets and that even the prisoner releases were just a way to retain influence over the Taliban.“The key fact here is that Pakistan has been investing in this dirty game of trying to control Afghanistan for the last thirty years through terrorist proxies,” said a senior Afghan government official.“It is now trying to reap the harvest of its investments by waiting for what they see as the inevitable complete departure of the international community from Afghanistan and keeping their proxy assets, primarily the Taliban, for the post-2014 period.”Another Pakistani Foreign Ministry official said the government was incensed by an interview Karzai gave to the British press after the Chequers meeting in which he said the peace process was being impeded by “external forces acting in the name of the Taliban”, a veiled reference to Islamabad.
So exasperated was Pakistan with Karzai that at a meeting this month between Zardari, the army chief and senior officials, one top leader described Karzai as “the joker in the pack”, according to an official who attended.“He is trying to act as if he has many cards in his hands,” said the first Foreign Ministry official. “But he should realize he is only hurting his country.”

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 25 Mar 2013 08:56

Brad Goodman wrote:
akashganga wrote:Her name Veena Malik sounds like a hindu punjabi name.
No Sir all paki actresses have hindu sounding names since pious islamic names cannot be used for performing lowly acts like dancing and singing
her real name is Zahida Malik

Imagine the number of mullas who will have apopleptic fits if you have an actress called Khadija or Ayesha?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Mar 2013 09:43

shiv wrote:"Brad Goodman"]
akashganga wrote:Her name V eena Malik sounds like a hindu punjabi name.]No Sir all paki actresses have hindu sounding names since pious islamic names cannot be used for performing lowly acts like dancing and singingher real name is Zahida Malik
Imagine the number of mullas who will have apopleptic fits if you have an actress called Khadija or Ayesha?

Doc , Kush Ummar ka takaza Karo bhai, K was old with Gold while V is Bold and Bountyfull. Analogy must fit the Paki "..IT.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 25 Mar 2013 10:24

So I hear that Immy-Duh-Dimwit has finally come out of his jehadi closet and chosen the jamaat as his party's electoral partner. How long before Immy grows a beard and spouts tellibunny sermons?

Im the Dim

Mr Khan’s speech was dotted with party songs that were played almost after every promise he made.

He continued using religious jargons and said that he had always looked upon the life of Hazrat Muhammad (PBUH), whenever he faced difficulty in his life.

He urged the youth to keep struggling, have faith and Allah almighty would help them survive in all situations.

So, the circle is complete. Welcome to the dark side, Immy.

Comer · Post by **Comer** » 25 Mar 2013 11:55

I, for one, want Immy the dummy to win the next elections. What will Pakjabi reaction be? When was the last time a Pakjabi was President/Prime Minister, what a fall for the *ahem* brave martial group!
Waiting for the time when Jamaat drops PTI and become the ruling party and junk the 10% vote for religious party nandi droppings.

Rajdeep · Post by **Rajdeep** » 25 Mar 2013 12:22

shiv wrote: Imagine the number of mullas who will have apopleptic fits if you have an actress called Khadija or Ayesha?

We have an Ayesha actress here onlee.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 25 Mar 2013 13:18

Gagan wrote:Anyway, the powerful people who order killings of the people (in the name of religion, jihad, islam etc etc) are probably her clients.

i have a feeling that veena-ji has to pay a lot of lip-service to various jarnails and maulers to ensure that her career is well protected, just as she has to look after her producers in bollywood

same as it ever was, same as it ever was...

Deans · Post by **Deans** » 25 Mar 2013 13:26

saip wrote:^^^ So the good Paki count has gone up to 22!

Not that I'm complaining, but 22 fauji's killed by a suicide attack, at a check-post seems rather a lot. So either the Jihadi's
are getting their act together, or the army has no clue how to man a check-post/guard against suicide bombers (or both)!

The earlier report of another 24 meeting their 72 in a `bus accident' sounds suspicious. I'm thinking ambush.

Philip · Post by **Philip** » 25 Mar 2013 13:52

The return of the Bandicoot! General saab,the Mush-a-rat,whiskers et al,the Great (0ne time) Dictator of Pak has returned,bad and baggage.but to a less than enthusiastic welcome form his small gathering of doting admirers.

However,despite his sell-by date having expired a long time ago,he ahs much capability to act as a catalyst for further ungodly actions from Pak.His mouthings against India have only increased in intensity,as he courts support from the Paki army and right wing anti-Indian voters.One cannot forget that he was the architect of the Kargil War and the host of the "Sheikh",Osama Bin Laden in secret.

A large stone has been chucked into the stench filled waters of Pak,It will bring to the surface noxious gases,that might prove fatal to those who breathe in the foul fumes,as well as those that emanate straight from the bandicoot's orifice!

India would do well to keep its powder dry and a close watch on the LOC/border.

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 25 Mar 2013 16:00

Kerry meets Kayani in Oman

Both discussed reconciliation process in Afghanistan and security issues concerning South Asian Region.

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 25 Mar 2013 17:02

Musharraf would sooner or later meet his 72 hairy raisins and that too at the hands of TTP. No amount of anti-India diatribes and no amount of piety would pacify the TTP hate for Musharraf.

In fact if the Taliban forgive this man, they would become a laughing stock! But first the Pig would be fed, before doing a Wajib-ul-Cutlet. So Musharraf can expect that in the next two months he will be allowed to build up his stock in Pakistan. After that he would be hallaled for maximum effect. If nobody wants him, he would still be hallaled.

Bhaag Mushy Bhaag!

member_22872 · Post by **member_22872** » 25 Mar 2013 18:49

Seems like TSP is pheromone laced monkey trap which Musharraf couldn't resist no matter how hard he tried. The lure of the bitch.

akashganga · Post by **akashganga** » 25 Mar 2013 19:55

SSridhar wrote: I expect KSA to support Taliban very overtly in the coming months as the Americans led legitimacy to that organization by engaging them in talks (which is already happening) and assigning to them a preeminent position in power sharing. With the elimination of OBL and most of the Arab jihadists of Al Qaeda, KSA is more comfortably off now than ever before. They have successfully warded off an Arab Spring in their country, eliminated Saudi wahhabi/salafi/takfiri jihadists of Al Qaeda who could have been attractive to the jobless youth bulge in that country. The Taliban, now wedded to the Al Qaeda ideology but without the Arab jihadist component within it, would be the ideal Janissary that the KSA royalty was looking forward to. They may even think that if the TTP and the PA merge, then they will have the mahdi's army at KSA's beck and call.

Just add "with the assistance of the TSP Army engineers" to your above statement.

Support for Taliban has always been there and will always be there in future both from KSA regime and their wahhabi jihadis who want to takeover the kingdom. Both recognize the importance of Taliban types in their global jehad to wipe out kafirs and establish one and only one true faith everywhere. Those in Indian and Western world who think otherwise are deluding themselves.

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 25 Mar 2013 20:11

Jhujar wrote:Snake Bites Again

Bakistan sees Afghanistan’s Karzai as obstacle to peace with Taliban

All sane readers must know that "Pakistan is obstacle to peace in Afghanistan".

member_23658 · Post by **member_23658** » 25 Mar 2013 20:52

Sushupti wrote:

Thanks for this, it is a keeper and a very good synopsis of the problem with the Pakistan in 5 minutes.
RAPE questions Mullah on a social issue, Mullah tries hard to appear reasonable and rational.
This cannot be sustained for long, Mullah quickly grows defensive and brings out the brahmastra : 'Cause HoKo says so'
RAPE tries to push on and quickly discovers he has gone deep into wajib ul cutlet territory, does a super fast U turn (you can almost hear the brakes screech and tires scream as he goes on and on about how much he loves pbuh etc) and tries to wriggle out by saying weak half hearted stuff like 'HoKo rules were for those in a pure islamic state etc.' which convinces no one.
At the end of it, all that remains hanging in the air like a bad fart : is the mullah's statement that if a woman is raped and there are no four male muslim witnesses she better remain silent about it.

sadhana · Post by **sadhana** » 25 Mar 2013 20:54

FWIW (via @TarekFatah)
Jihadis in Syria: The Cracks Start to Show

There also appears to be a cultural clash between non-Arab Muslims from Pakistan, Afghanistan, the Balkans and Chechnya on the one hand, and Arabs from Syria, Libya, Tunisia and Jordan on the other, over the exploitation of sex slaves.

Some Islamists consider these women to be spoils of war, especially the wives and daughters of regime supporters, but local fighters are more apprehensive about the issue. Dozens of women have reportedly been sexually assaulted.

Others within the movement have firmly stood up to these groups and rejected such practices. For one thing, they believe that this will turn sympathetic Syrians against them.

http://english.al-akhbar.com/content/ji ... start-show

Gus · Post by **Gus** » 25 Mar 2013 21:15

i don't understand why mushy would risk it by going to crapland. Was he not having it good in UK? here's to hoping for a well positioned sun roof lever.

Kati · Post by **Kati** » 25 Mar 2013 22:09

Mushy, the SSG guy, has returned to the pureland with wink wink nod nod from unkil
to be at helms again. He has been sent back to smoothe the departure route of unkil's
fauz from Afghanistan, and make sure that the bad talibunnies are kept in check.
Grapevine says that unkil is more interested in investing time and resources in Nepal,
and don't want to get distracted by too much noise in Afghanistan. Just watch, in another
ten years Nepal will have unkil's footprints. This is to ensure that TSP's all-weather friend
doesn't get too sneaky in middle-east.

Rohit_K · Post by **Rohit_K** » 25 Mar 2013 22:39

Mushy was wearing a bulletproof jacket when he landed. Pic:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/201 ... -popup.jpg

negi · Post by **negi** » 25 Mar 2013 23:08

Phir naya dil laya hai Behen-ch@d.