Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 19 Mar 2013 23:30

With Kuffaar, Munafkin Gone Natio-Anal Poaq Seal revealed En Pubbelick

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 20 Mar 2013 02:25

Spaat tha RAA Agints

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 20 Mar 2013 02:36

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 20 Mar 2013 02:39

Maulaners I gib to you bherious stages of "musharrafization"

Stage I

Stage II

Stage III

Stage IV

Stage V

Stage VI

we may get to see a live demo on 24th.....hoping and praying onlee

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 22 Mar 2013 09:59

Bojitive neuj !!!!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=351545648295399

Einstein waj a Shia Muslim.. he conberted to Islam which helped him discobher the Qaanun of Relativity...

AoA!!! Mijjile Phyre... Raakkit Phyre.. Glilorius phethar in the lal-topi of Bakis an Ijlaam..

partha · Post by **partha** » 22 Mar 2013 10:21

Atri wrote:Bojitive neuj !!!!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=351545648295399

Einstein waj a Shia Muslim.. he conberted to Islam which helped him discobher the Qaanun of Relativity...

AoA!!! Mijjile Phyre... Raakkit Phyre.. Glilorius phethar in the lal-topi of Bakis an Ijlaam..

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 23 Mar 2013 03:26

Djinnah's Djannat - Jurrassic Parkistan

Abduls are phyting ober, whether it ij Jinnah's Bakistan or naat, but one thing is certain, it ij a Land of the Bure and home of the wild.

Jinnah waj Hindoo onlee:

“No trace of Islam can be found in the ideas and politics of Muslim League… Jinnah reveals no knowledge of the views of the Holy Quran, nor does he care to research them…yet whatever he does is seen as the way of the Holy Quran. All his knowledge comes from Western laws and sources. His followers cannot be but jama’at-i-jahiliyah (party of pagans).”

The current Pakistan is what Jinnah gave to you,a country where Radical muslims can impose their laws freely without any problems from the Hindu majority…
Thats why we can see feudalism,laws oppressing minorites,ahmedis,blasphemy laws etc..exactly what a muslim gets in a Sharia ruled country like Saudi Arabia,Qatar etc…
As I read somewhere “Gandhi,a deeply religious person,used religion to unite people, while Jinnah,an irreligious person,used religion to divide people”
Thankfully,now those radical dinosaurs are out of India and are having an open season in Pakistan..Pakistan is a Jurrassic Park built by Jinnah ..

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 23 Mar 2013 09:17

Birathers, will bexplain bhat ijj groper Geelanahi doing here. And why is Dus percenti waiving his fist like dat ??

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Mar 2013 23:10

joygoswami wrote:Birathers, will bexplain bhat ijj groper Geelanahi doing here. And why is Dus percenti waiving his fist like dat ??

GIlani dooing MKC Dekho ritual yand Zardari reedy tuu blay Father Fistullah role.

gakakkad · Post by **gakakkad** » 24 Mar 2013 19:05

the gola has landed..

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 24 Mar 2013 19:57

Sbot the Raa agint and the TTP agint in the gola welcum barty

kish · Post by **kish** » 24 Mar 2013 21:26

joygoswami wrote:Birathers, will bexplain bhat ijj groper Geelanahi doing here. And why is Dus percenti waiving his fist like dat ??

Since, googal is banned in pakisatan. Geelanahi ij seeing it on a especial device.

zardarri widowerr of Mr. Benazir bhutto

, faither-in-law of Mr. kharr , wanted to cee atleast one woman before elections.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Mar 2013 00:55

Lilo wrote:
Sbot the Raa agint and the TTP agint in the gola welcum barty

Kitne TFTA Hai Paki. The pepple , scene yand ambiance izz soo Jooropean like.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 25 Mar 2013 02:01

APML = All Pakistan Musharaff Lubricants?

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 25 Mar 2013 02:44

Jhujar wrote:
Lilo wrote:
Sbot the Raa agint and the TTP agint in the gola welcum barty
Kitne TFTA Hai Paki. The pepple , scene yand ambiance izz soo Jooropean like.

Joo havent seen anything yet,
the moar Chapli kepabs deep flied in Paki brand Vanaspati our mujahids stuff their mouths with, the more TFTA 'er they pecome. Take THAT joo daal khor Hinjew Banias !

That said, i soch the RAA and TTP agints dont stand a chance hiyar...
On farsst count itself eye al-ready spottaed Se7en ISI agints sporting dark tinted glajjes (latest ShiaBan moddel) .
Eye aljjo dekho Lalmullah in hijj trad-e-mark lal peard leading the operashun himself .

Musharapf in bicchar ijj mean-e-while indicating the current sijje of hijj ... err ... (plijj to refer Bakeruddin's stages of musharrafization bost apove)

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 25 Mar 2013 14:19

now that mu'ah-shur-raff the great archeological herrow of harrappah is back, we might expect some more zing in this dhaaga, hain ji?!!

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 26 Mar 2013 22:15

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 26 Mar 2013 22:23

^^ He ij launching a mijjile, but joo cannot dekho it at the moment.

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 26 Mar 2013 22:31

Mahendra wrote:APML = All Pakistan Musharaff Lubricants?

Poora naam is APML - Kammandu Yestablished.

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 26 Mar 2013 22:36

Lilo wrote:

Sbot the Raa agint and the TTP agint in the gola welcum barty

Hail the President of Sudan, umm I mean Pakistan!

kish · Post by **kish** » 26 Mar 2013 22:38

Baikul wrote:^^ He ij launching a mijjile, but joo cannot dekho it at the moment.

I liked you comment.

Is this one of those deep penetration missile with stealth features?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 26 Mar 2013 23:12

Fizzle Mizzile Quizzile

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 27 Mar 2013 10:32

Crass poasted phrom Pa'apistan tread by Anujanulla

Anujan wrote:Jihadi Sethi is the new Punjab caretaker CM. Meanwhile

Birathers,

I haab noob kweschuns.

Bhun) bhy ij Moosh-a Ruffullah's Na Dong mijjile, bhich ij maid een China, poalisheed in Pa'apistan, yand albhays phyrred with khans in a roamanteek reum, albhays raydee too lawnch?

Do) ij eet a na dong or ij eet a phiremanj hoaj?

teen) Bhont Lalmullah hab a problame bhen hij ayeshas see thij pickture and run abhay too na dong mijjile bhen eet ij aktually a hoaj?

Qweshstunninglee yourj

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 27 Mar 2013 13:00

diyar raw-jaan-bullah
my ayesha's always know bhich saide oph theyar naan is ghee'd and bhich taipe oph mijjile is such and bhich is no-dong
eye habh no phear phor my sandwiches
butt i kannat bole same to same phor mushee
as ju know, he eej good at mijjile paalish and also phyrrmard's hoje handling, and aljo amritraj appeasement, aj bhell aj down-pahar-iski'ng (he eej bhery malti-talented!)
my khayal eej that he eej beliebhar in kismat and his kismat is in the shadow oph a lamp post onlee - and he bhill fool-fill hij destiny

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 29 Mar 2013 01:17

Bhai, bhy are dey moojahils and Zaheel Hameid (pissbeuponhim) cobhering dere mijjiles ??

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 29 Mar 2013 02:37

that eej known aj recessed deterrent with plaujibal de-nile-ability

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 29 Mar 2013 02:49

Lalmohan wrote:that eej known aj recessed deterrent with plaujibal de-nile-ability

Dhe-analability? Handz kuver izz tuu give da imbression oph habing Ikball yand naanxistant Pyarelal.

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 29 Mar 2013 04:16

As humble kaamentry to Lalmulla's eggshplanashun:
The three pershonalitiej in the photu with tactical hand pojishuns - two tall and middle one fair - are called Indus bhai, Zaid Zulfonwala, and Oxus bhai. They are istanding in a central ashian poje called "crouching willie hidden fannie". When camera beginj to roll, then they will rejume dhandhanadhan scene for the daaku-mentary "phrom indus to oxus".

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 29 Mar 2013 14:48

Baki motorhams kijjing Caamelj and Daankeej while Baki Mards are kijjing each ather

What ijj this spec-a-cle Hain ji ?
Ijj this haram or halal i pooch

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 29 Mar 2013 15:00

kish wrote:
Baikul wrote:^^ He ij launching a mijjile, but joo cannot dekho it at the moment.
I liked you comment. Is this one of those deep penetration missile with stealth features?

Tauba tauba Maulener, bhat are ju farmaoing?

It ij a no-dong mijjile, with zor ka dhakka given by Koean and Chinese birathers.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 29 Mar 2013 15:07

Carl wrote:... When camera beginj to roll, then they will rejume dhandhanadhan scene for the daaku-mentary "phrom indus to oxus".

Joo mean they will rejjume thier brown panted retreat ceremonies titled "baak to their four fathers"... phram Induj to Oxus ??
jusst ajj in that kuffar moovij where the poy searchers for hijj faather py going "baak to the future"

Ajjo ijj thijj the bicchar of thier time majjine ?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 29 Mar 2013 17:22

diyar carluddin
bhat bhill they be taking between indus and oxus hain ji?
plij to eggjplain

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 29 Mar 2013 22:57

Diyar Lalmulla,

I know joo are teshting ur humbal talib. Sayyidna Lilo has poshted pichchar oph time machine. Theej concepts oph Condom Physics ij phrom knowledge oph Unseen, but Sayyidna Lilo haj revealed the pichchar of the time-travel horse al-Buraq, which ij white. Zaid Zulfonwala ij also white...hmmm. Anyway, it depends on the pleajure of Indus bhai and Oxus bhai, bhaat they want to ride to jannat to meet fourfathers. Between themshelves, they may take Zaid.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 30 Mar 2013 00:10

Ik Naya Moojahid Phrom Paleetistan
Aarrz phor Naamkaran

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 30 Mar 2013 00:53

What are the mother fckers crying over?

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 30 Mar 2013 02:10

“Here in Pakistan, the brightly coloured trucks and buses are customised to show where the vehicle and driver are from, or to pay homage to a famous movie star or a well-known military leader. Some trucks may be adorned with quotes from movies or verses from poems. We have adopted this tradition to express some thoughts and links that comes to one’s mind when we think of the UK and its connections with Pakistan.”
.........
British High Commissioner Adam Thomson congratulated the students of National College of Arts and the truck artists who supported blending the London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Games with Pakistani traditions.
..........

A phully erect Minar-e-Bakistan estanding broud in the middal oph a Gora phlag wich itself ijj sandwiched batween two Baki Phlags .

Mashallah eyesayz annd whata Symbolijim Hain jee .. ..

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 30 Mar 2013 02:19

Madar e Pakistan and Poaqpiggputtar
Mukh phacing India yand Mushkarni in UooKi

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 30 Mar 2013 02:35

Maulaners pleej to be eggsplained, hajj da dajjal e-shtarted a daankey training akadmeee, hainjee?

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 30 Mar 2013 02:53

^^Bakrullah,
I Soch Apove bicchar ijj aph young Kayani getting a dressing down py Petraeus when he phound him twotimingz with Adm Mullen.

Farrst phorward phew ears and the rolz are nau reverzed

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 30 Mar 2013 03:03

lilouddin, kiya-nahi ijj luking more like a Gen Peter-ass' 'Good mongrel gone rabid' dog and Peter-ass ijh doing classik americun jhesture "I cant do anything anymore"