Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Apr 2013 09:42

Mr and Mrs Musharraf wedding photo

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 09 Apr 2013 09:55

HG: Zahil Sahib, I see ek baal in jur plate. No, not the saheen variety, but really like the variety under the laal topi.

ZH: yakeen kijiyae, yeh sarae dish RAW hain.

HG: Do kabaab bacha hi. Fatafat kha leh. Uske baad ghaas hi bacha he. (Dish in foreground ij Baki Nashunal dish).

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 09 Apr 2013 10:03

Ij that neu phashun purqa/ hijab? Kammandu ij not weering ijlamic dress. Ij that bhy RO rejected hij nomeenashun for not being sadist and mean?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 09 Apr 2013 12:48

afsar in peeche-zameen soching "hmmm.... that khushboo looks mighty cute! hain ji!"

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 12 Apr 2013 21:15

Lalmohan wrote:afsar in peeche-zameen soching "hmmm.... that khushboo looks mighty cute! hain ji!"

Bhich Musharoof ij hee lukeeng ait? The bhel ujed musharroof or the musharoof dat musharoof, musharrofed? yat bhun tyme.

Conphujed onlee.

(Hate it when this thread goes to the second page)

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 14 Apr 2013 14:09

New proposed nashnul antem of bakistan

http://www.ptitigers.com/naya-pakistan- ... n-for-pti/

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 14 Apr 2013 17:03

Narad wrote:New proposed nashnul antem of bakistan

http://www.ptitigers.com/naya-pakistan- ... n-for-pti/

Maulanerj, bhy in the bheedio it said "bote for bat"? Ij immy the dimmy a chamgaadad that hangj upside down?

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 15 Apr 2013 13:39

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 15 Apr 2013 14:09

Jason meets Freddy meets Jihadi

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 15 Apr 2013 19:46

Ij dij gaji not look fairNlovely TFTA mard-e-momin? Ij motermej in Janna to be give fairNlovely TFTA mard-e-momin hoorrahj?

Glorious din in wild wild peaceland oph porkiestan
AoA

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 Apr 2013 00:08

Waaz Dhiz Izzlamik "O"ral Hygeene bromotion by Baki Dental Bored tuu wuu Bedical Thoorism phrom da land opg fourfatherz?

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 16 Apr 2013 00:14

Becauje there are no more kaafirs to convert in Pakhanastan, theej enthujiashtik biraderj have jesht perphormed Operation khatna on themselvej - second time, to become more pyoor.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 Apr 2013 00:29

^ Oye Sirji, thoda warning to do ji

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 16 Apr 2013 00:59

^^^
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly!

Since Bakis 'bicutted' Gillette for shaving weird and not invoking the wrath of Allah, ij Bad Abdul going to uje chaku for shaving hij beeyard?

James B · Post by **James B** » 18 Apr 2013 13:32

Sbot the RAA- agint.

James B · Post by **James B** » 18 Apr 2013 13:40

NFP in Dawn

Pakistan

• 73 per cent of middle-class Pakistanis want Honda and Suzuki to begin assembling camels.

• 84 per cent of middle-class Pakistanis want Santa Clause to be tried for blasphemy.

• 69 per cent want to see Saudi King’s portrait in the President House and his horse’s picture in the PM House.

• 97 per cent of middle-class Pakistanis think corruption is the main issue, even though 89 per cent of these accepted bribes to take this survey.

• 95 per cent think Musharraf was wrong to attack the Lal Masjid; 90 per cent of these wanted him to raid the Hindus temples instead and run away with the booty.

• 99 per cent of Sunni-Deobandis in Pakistan believe Sunni-Barelvis are heretics; 99 per cent Sunni-Barelvis think the same about Sunni-Deobandis; 97 per cent of the Sunni Deobandis and Barelvis think Shias are heretics; 95 per cent of the Shias think Sunni Deaobandis and Barelvis are heretics, along with Sevener Shias; 99 per cent of Sevener Shias think Sunni Deaobandis and Barelvis and Twelver Shias are heretics; 100 per cent Sunni Deobandis, Berelvis, Twelver and Sevener Shias believe Ahamahis suck.

• 69 per cent of middle-class Pakistanis say the Saudis are right to wipe out Pakistan’s houbara bustard population because the name of the birds sounds like a very bad English word.

• 77 per cent want sausages to be labelled as obscene food.

• 94 per cent hate America; 70 per cent of these couldn’t get a US visa.

• 87 per cent of middle-class Pakistanis say they trust the media; 82 per cent of these also trust Jerry Springer.

• 77 per cent of middle-class Pakistani men want women to be forced to wear hijabs; 74 per cent of the women agree.

• 70 per cent wanted colas to be banned because they looked like whisky. 60 per cent say water too should be banned because it looks like vodka and gin. They believe Muslims can survive without water by chewing on palm tree leaves as long as they are chewed fresh and their juice is not allowed to ferment

• 79 per cent believe pop music is un-Islamic; 66 per cent of these were pop musicians themselves.

• 97 per cent believe India and the US pose the greatest threat to Pakistan; 54 per cent of these were later blown up in assorted suicide attacks by Pakistani extremists.

• 88 per cent don’t want to sell their honour for American money unless it is for their private hospitals, textile exports, NGOs, or for completing degrees at American universities.

• 102 per cent Middle-class Pakistanis believe Democracy is a deeply flawed system that has destroyed the world. They believe that totalitarian monarchies with entrenched security and bureaucracies are much better and in line with their Arab origins.

• 99 per cent of them do not like to be compared to Indians because they have nothing in common with them except their DNA, culture, cuisine, language, music, and geography.

member_22872 · Post by **member_22872** » 18 Apr 2013 13:51

Narad wrote:

The guy on the left seems less motivated.

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 18 Apr 2013 15:37

The Ballad of Musharraph has come full Gola...

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 18 Apr 2013 19:03

Nishan-e-mushmush miya Mushrrraph waaj totally shoked becauj court-e-pakistan ducide a mohajir guilty. YAAAA ARRRAAAH!

Phortunatly miya mohajir had bersonal security else musharraf mohajir was target of porki police. But in bullet broof car musharraf was saved all the way from musharraf targeting police to his musharraf farm outside house of porki city musharrafamabad.

More musharraf targeting police reach outside house of musharraf but go back.

Whyphor musharraf targeting police left i soch, waaj it stinking more than normal in musharaffamabad?

i soch pakistan ka matlab kyaa? And what in miya mush doing in his pakistani farm?

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 18 Apr 2013 19:16

It haj bee so laang shinsh I Shkeed Down the dariya....yah allah, bhat do I do now...theej ebil hinjews lured me into my own Mush-ar-rough....

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 20 Apr 2013 02:33

Diyar maulaners,

Bhy thij kufr RAPE khabarnamah ij calling thij veriphicashun "ridiculous"?

Fridin Timej - Such Gup

Ridiculous ROs

Some of the questions asked of electoral candidates by Returning Officers have been ridiculous beyond measure. We have received a plethora of information from across the country. One female candidate was asked what was going to happen to her children if she entered politics. She looked bewildered and said that her kids were grown and that one was in high school while two were in college. Undeterred, the RO persisted with his line of questioning and asked, "will you not regret it if in your absence your children go astray?" (kya aap naheen pachhtayen gi agar aap kay bachay aap ki gher-maujudgi mein bhattak gaye?) The lady's lawyer had to intervene to put a stop to such questions. One gent was asked how many wives he had. Upon declaring that he had two wives, he was asked why he didn't have four when that was allowed in Islam. But perhaps the most objectionable questions came from an RO in rural Punjab who asked the woman candidate standing before him if she bathed regularly. When she said that she did, he asked her in what state she took her bath, and with all around him speechless, he went on to elaborate, "do you bathe in a state of semi-nudity or total nudity?" Again, it fell to a lawyer to shut up the RO.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 23 Apr 2013 03:25

martinbaker wrote:It haj bee so laang shinsh I Shkeed Down the dariya....yah allah, bhat do I do now...theej ebil hinjews lured me into my own Mush-ar-rough....

Kammandu: I waj 400% sure that all my admirers on Chera-e-Kitab and Teetar would come out in drovej to subbort me.Why doej this always habben to my tactical prilliance? What kind of deeb ~~shit~~ bakistaniyat have I gotten myself into by coming back to Bakistan?

MurthyB · Post by **MurthyB** » 23 Apr 2013 04:09

Narad wrote:

He haj declared "jeeehard" on that mole aj he could naat get vija to Hindusthan to get it looked at.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 24 Apr 2013 03:00

Gubo Session

Peehold, the new Baki bhersion of Kung-Fuu Panda, Porki-Panda

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 24 Apr 2013 17:32

Bhyphor the knipe-wielding suar wearing a soot, hain ji? The apdul on the left seems to be half-heartedly yelling slogans but hole heartedly admiring the soot..

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 24 Apr 2013 20:18

ankitash · Post by **ankitash** » 24 Apr 2013 22:59

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 24 Apr 2013 23:23

Thij ij hindoo kanspirassi. Hindoo see only AK assallt rifle but no see white bious cap! Hindoo think little mujahid shoot to kill!

Puki munna muj do madarsa math count and lahori logic with gun and white cap. But kooffr see only guns and violence. Kooffr don't know meaning of freedom in purelands.

Pukistan ka matlab kia?
AoA.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 25 Apr 2013 05:49

^^^ why do kuffar think of kanspiracy? All young poys like to play cops and robbers with pisstauls. Theje young muslim mujahids must be congratulated for their discipline of standing in a line and doing phyrr. All praje be to arrah. AoA!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 25 Apr 2013 05:53

Anujan wrote:

Ij that the advertijed brice? Fifty Rupees (PKR?) for fifty minutes?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Apr 2013 07:00

RCase wrote:
Anujan wrote:Ij that the advertijed brice? Fifty Rupees (PKR?) for fifty minutes?

Fifty Fifty izz deemoninazion phor Mush yand Phront zarxes.

kish · Post by **kish** » 25 Apr 2013 13:12

RCase wrote:
Anujan wrote:
Ij that the advertijed brice? Fifty Rupees (PKR?) for fifty minutes?

It ij 2 fipty rupeej, juu kufr. One fipty rupeej should be depojited in the 'hole' aj shownn in the pigure.

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 26 Apr 2013 05:47

Anal-y-sis oph Do Qaumi Nazariya ...aljo known aj Schizophrenia by kufr.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktm4R8gEbqw

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 26 Apr 2013 08:21

RCase wrote:
martinbaker wrote:It haj bee so laang shinsh I Shkeed Down the dariya....yah allah, bhat do I do now...theej ebil hinjews lured me into my own Mush-ar-rough....

Mush Loota Key Hosh Mey Aaye tho kya Hua
Mujahid Key saath Sullaye tho Äaah Hua

Kammandu izz sbiining da last Raat azz vixit bi Laurra Bith Bush too exblore da piecefull relation with Mush .

kish · Post by **kish** » 27 Apr 2013 19:33

Baption time (This pic isn't Photoshopped )

Warning: GRAPHIC PHOTOGRAPH

Cricketer Afridi with severed Goat head

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 27 Apr 2013 20:50

kish wrote:Baption time (This pic isn't Photoshopped )

Warning: GRAPHIC PHOTOGRAPH

Cricketer Afridi with severed Goat head

Ijh that how sa-wahab collected in the Land oph phure???

By culling an animal in phront opf other little animal???

The little animal ijh soching...Am I Next phor naat bhearing Hijab?? Hainjee????

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 27 Apr 2013 20:55

Carl wrote:Anal-y-sis oph Do Qaumi Nazariya ...aljo known aj Schizophrenia by kufr.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktm4R8gEbqw

Carl-Udin
You cannat blame Sir Zaid Hamid who ijh the opfspring aaf Djinnah and Ek-Bal compined...IFYWIM

Apftr all he haj gaat tacks in hijh Br-a$$ onlee

Vipin_Upadhyay · Post by **Vipin_Upadhyay** » 28 Apr 2013 21:19

Lalmullah aphter halaal khaana....take that joo Malnourished kufrs of Gujarat.

kish · Post by **kish** » 28 Apr 2013 21:26

^^^^Insha'laa'la'la, there bill be no GAS shortage phor the nexsht phew day.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 28 Apr 2013 23:48

Whyphor Bakistani suar needs plate? whyphor not lick phood from zameen itself like original arab suar does?