Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013

svinayak · Post by **svinayak** » 05 May 2013 09:35

abhijitm wrote:The difference is we have evolved, they haven't.

Their doctrine says not to evolve

akashganga · Post by **akashganga** » 05 May 2013 17:35

abhijitm wrote: I would not attribute todays problem to a person who died over a thousand years ago and the book he wrote. It is the people who with their conscious choice choose to create problem for their selfish gains and the reason they give is a book. No matter how good or bad or controversial a book is, it is people's choice. Remember just a century ago we Hindus too had regid dharmic practices. We did not change any book, we change ourselves with our choice. The difference is we have evolved, they haven't.

abhijiji,

This is the mistake too many kafirs have made about islam. They put blame only on the followers. The truth is that followers of islam are the victims of their holy book koran and their founder mohammed. The source of all violence by the islamists all around the world can be directly traced to koran and life of mohammed. If you want to educate yourself more about this you can got websites like faithfreedom.org or islam-watch.org.

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 05 May 2013 17:43

no further discussion about the finer points of islam on this thread. there are other threads for that.
Rahul.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 06 May 2013 01:35

At least four pakis killed today in electo-islamic violence. Momins attacked the convoy of independent candidate Sardar Sarfaraz Domki in Sibi area of Balochistan on Sunday evening.

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http://beta.dawn.com/news/812235/four-people-killed-in-sibi-attack

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 06 May 2013 07:20

http://dawn.com/2013/05/05/smokers-corn ... n-history/
Smokers’ Corner: Pakistan: a very modern history

Pakistan occupies an area which was home to some of the earliest Neanderthal settlements, some of whose decedents can still be found hiding in caves in the mountains of North West Pakistan.
The only difference is, in the Stone Ages, these Neanderthals were armed with clubs and stones, but today they are armed with guns and bombs. Remarkably though, they remain as furry as they were millions of years ago.The modern state of Pakistan was born out of the partition of the sub-continent in 1947 and has faced many regional confrontations, usually brought on by its continuing habit of poking its nose where it doesn’t belong.
Created to meet the demands of Indian Muslims, Pakistan was originally in two parts: Part 1 was called Maula Jat and Part 2 was called Jat in Dhaka.The east wing — present day Flooded Republic of Bangladesh is on the Bay of Bengal bordering the Bollywood Republic of India and the Miserable Republic of Burma.The west wing — present-day the Not-Quite-Arab Republic of Pakistan — stretches from the Arabian Sea to the Himalayas and according to famous poet, philosopher, military strategist, historian and judo expert, Zidee Hamid, the country actually stretches all the way to New Delhi, Kabul, Tashkent and maybe even Beijing and many parts of Mars.
The break-up of the two wings came in 1971 when the fish-eating east-wing seceded after fighting an insurgency culled and planned from the pages of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and an early draft of the Di Vinci Code.
Alternating periods of civilian and military rule have not helped to establish stability. In fact, instability is the only stable tradition in Pakistan; a tradition that is being passionately upheld by a series of TV talk shows because political stability would mean lack of viewership and advertising revenues for the channels and a drastic drop in popcorn sales that can spell disaster for the country’s economy.Pakistan came under military rule once again in October 1999 after the ousting of a civilian government that had lost a great deal of support because the public lost its appetite for rich dishes such as nihari, paye, and biryani which Prime Minister Naraaz Sharif was a great fan of.He has since become a vegetarian of sorts and is usually taunted as becoming a sissy by Brig (R) Cookie Monster Gul, the architect of the Afghan Jihad and the 1857 Indian Mutiny.According to famous poet, philosopher, military strategist and lifestyle fascist, Maria Beep she also took part in the 1857 Mutiny as a gallant needle-worker.Her gallantry was praised by the famous poet, philosopher, military strategist and flogging enthusiast, Sangsar Abbasi. Maria Beep still has her famous 1857 needles with which she now pokes voodoo dolls of her competitors in Pakistan’s cut-throat fashion industry.Sanana & Safibarf are her two latest victims who launched a counterattack through their new summer collection that included Persian tea cosies worn as corporate aunty headgear.After Pakistan’s last benevolent dictator, General Mush P. Bonaparte, eventually relinquished his uniform amidst tears in November 2007, in February 2008, his supporters were defeated in the election, also amidst tears.
The Pakistan Khapay Khapay Khapay Party formed a coalition government led by Asif Zulfikar Ali Bhutto Zardari Bhutto and an impeachment process was launched against Mush, who resigned (amidst more tears) in August 2008.Pakistan’s place on the world stage shifted after the September 11, 2001, attacks in the US. It dropped its support for the Neanderthal regime in Afghanistan and was propelled into the frontline in the fight against terrorism, becoming a key ally of the Elders of Zion and assorted secret Freemason societies.However, Pakistani forces have struggled to maintain control over the restive Neanderthal regions along the Afghan border, where Neanderthal militants are firmly entrenched with bombs strapped around their tummies which they claim is only a weight reducing exercise. Most Pakistanis entirely believe this to be true.Asif Zulfikar Ali Bhutto Zardari Bhutto won the presidential race of September 6, 2008, by a big majority. His election came after his predecessor General P. Mush Bonaparte resigned amidst tears under threat of impeachment.General P. Mush Bonaparte’s rule had ushered in increased freedom for the print media and a liberalisation of broadcasting policies. Television is the dominant medium, and there are around 50,000 private channels all babbling about the same things but each calling their individual babbling ‘exclusive.’More than 100 private FM radio stations have been licensed. Fake American accents and low IQ levels are firm prerequisites for success.Scores of unlicensed FM stations are said to operate in the tribal areas. They are usually operated by Neanderthal RJs of which DJ Fazalullah In Da Caaaaave is the most popular.There are around 20 million internet users in Pakistan. A growing number of young Pakistanis have engrossing and intelligent discussions on various internet sites. Here is one example:
Superbilla:What you think you think you are you kafir anti-Islam Pakistan Afghanistan Israeli Hindu dog!
Pakpunk:
Oh, you shut up you terrorist what you think you are you and I am I am great Muslim and Pakistan jeeay jeeay yea!!
Munchkins:
Oh why you fight you both, we all Muslim ummah and Pakistani patriots so we should make unity and gather and explode atom bum on India!!!!

Superbilla:
Oh you shut up you hypocrite you not real Pakistani but Ahmadi nonsense, oh you bastaaaaaaaa!!!

Munchkins:
Shut up your face you infidel man you destroy unity of Muslim ummah you too bastaaaaaaaa!!!!

Moderator:
Guys please refrain from using bad language. We’re Muslims and this is a respectable forum.

Munchkins:
Oh why you say this to me to me what about superbilla and pakpunk I am tolerant best Muslim in whole wide world like Pakistan best country in whole wide worldly universe.
Moderator:
I said exhibit tolerance and respect, okay?
BobbyBunny:
Thank you, sir, for the tolerant words. I am from the US and …
Moderator:
What? US? Oh, you bastaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 06 May 2013 12:58

X-posting from Bangladesh thread...

Chickens coming home to roost for Bakis:
UK community leader Mueen-Uddin indicted in Bangladesh

Basically, he's being indicted for war crimes he committed in 1971

A British community leader has been indicted in Bangladesh for his alleged role in the killing of 18 people during the 1971 liberation war from Pakistan.

Chowdhury Mueen-Uddin strongly denies any role in the murder of 18 intellectuals in December of that year.

He is alleged to have been a member of the Al-Badr group, which identified and killed pro-independence activists.

He is accused with another alleged Al-Badr member, Ashrafuzzaman Khan, a United States citizen.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 06 May 2013 17:31

Another ImmyDimism. Imran says he prefers death to seeking alms from any country

he would prefer death to seeking alms

Notice the subtle difference in the word play between "seeking alms" and "receiving alms". So, I guess the free Chinese takeouts and home deliveries are no longer acceptable? And, would Immy please clarify sources of the funds for his hospitals?

hulaku · Post by **hulaku** » 06 May 2013 17:47

Blast at Rally in Kurram region kills 15 injures 42

PESHAWAR: A blast at public meeting of the Jamiat Ulema-i-Islam-Fazl (JUI-F) in central Kurram tribal region’s Para Chamkani area in Sewak village killed 15 persons and injured 42 others on Monday.

Assistant Political Agent of central Kurram region, Mohammad Fazal told Dawn.com that at least 15 people had died in the incident whereas 42 others were injured.

Moreover Political agent Riaz Masood conformed that the explosion occurred when a planted device detonated inside the madressa where the rally was taking place.

http://dawn.com/2013/05/06/several-inju ... am-region/

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 06 May 2013 17:57

3*5 = 15
3*14 = 42

Rajdeep · Post by **Rajdeep** » 06 May 2013 21:04

Fazlur Rehman thought I'd declare Ahmadis Muslims, but I'm not a hypocrite: Imran Khan

“I’ve read the Holy Quran with translation and it clearly states that one who does not believe in the finality of Prophet Mohammad (pbuh) is not a Muslim. The Holy Quran asks us to follow the example of Prophet Mohammad (pbuh) and though it is not possible to reach his level of perfection, I try my best to be like him,” Imran said.

He further went on to say people like Rehman should stop selling religion to get votes and also asked them to prepare for a political death.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 06 May 2013 23:14

Afghan-Pakistani clashes flare up again

"Pakistan shamelessly, again today, tried to construct those buildings. This action led to fighting," said Ahmad Zia Abdulzai, spokesman for the government in eastern Afghan province Nangarhar.

Abdulzai said the fighting involved heavy and light weapons, but refused to say who started it, when asked.

A senior Afghan official in Kabul confirmed the incident.

Pakistani officials blamed Afghans for starting the clashes. "Afghan troops opened unprovoked fire from across the border at our post... They fired mortars and automatic weapons," one Pakistan official told AFP on condition of anonymity. "Our troops responded with retaliatory fire. There have not been reports of any casualties so far. The exchange of fire continues at intervals," a second official said, also speaking on condition of anonymity.

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http://www.thenews.com.pk/article-99814-Afghan-Pakistani-clashes-flare-for-second-time-in-days--

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 06 May 2013 23:17

anupmisra wrote:Another ImmyDimism. Imran says he prefers death to seeking alms from any country

he would prefer death to seeking alms
Notice the subtle difference in the word play between "seeking alms" and "receiving alms". So, I guess the free Chinese takeouts and home deliveries are no longer acceptable? And, would Immy please clarify sources of the funds for his hospitals?

Maybe he meant to reassure his 3.5 masters that he would never seek "arms" against their ops in Pakistan's backside. But local abduls understood it as "alms".
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Meanwhile, 8 Pakistani soldiers and police killed in violence

(DERA ISMAIL KHAN, Pakistan) — Military operations and insurgent attacks in lawless districts of Pakistan left eight members of the security forces and around 30 militants and criminal suspects dead on Sunday, officials said.

Two soldiers and 16 militants were killed in clashes in the Tirah Valley area of the Khyber tribal region in the northwest, the military said in a statement. Another three soldiers were wounded in the remote mountainous district near the Afghan border.

kish · Post by **kish** » 07 May 2013 10:12

This is like hitting a last ball six in a losing cause. 20 pakis got izlamic death, a day before elections. Overall a pathetic performance by Taliban. Roughly just 100 pakis eliminated by Taliban, after promising 'large scale violence' during elections.

Taliban attack poll rally in Pakistan, 20 killed

The Taliban carried out a bomb attack at a crowded political rally in Kurram tribal belt along the Afghan border on Monday, killing at least 20 people and injuring 45. The deadly attack took place just a few days ahead of the historic national elections in the country.

Aditya_V · Post by **Aditya_V** » 07 May 2013 10:18

What 6, it was a single after many dot balls, a Miller type innings was required.

wig · Post by **wig** » 07 May 2013 13:44

Citing threats, legal team deserts Musharraf
The legal team of Gen Pervez Musharraf (retd) in the case of dismissal and detention of dozens of top judges of the country has pulled out citing continuous dire threats. The team that has withdrawn from the case includes Rizwan Abbasi, Ziaur Rehman and Umer Farooq. The lawyers on Monday claimed to have received threats from banned terrorist organisations and decided to disassociate themselves from the case for security reasons.

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2013/20130507/world.htm#3

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 07 May 2013 15:04

wig wrote:Citing threats, legal team deserts Musharraf

Mushy, start counting how many people in Pakistan are with you! Use your fingers! Jabardast ka Kammandu!

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 07 May 2013 16:52

RajeshA, true. But, Musharraf also has many aces up his sleeve. If humiliation and pain goes beyond a point, even for a SSG Kamandu trained to survive somehow in a very hostile environment, he can implicate many, many people. That would worry them. So, they should either exploit all legal avenues for him to escape or should take him out. Considering that the judiciary, seething with anger against him, is all out to throw him in jail for life or execute him for one of his many, many murders and the PA might not want an ex-COAS to be humiliated any further, interesting times are ahead especially if Nawaz and/or Imran become PM.

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 07 May 2013 17:04

Abdul scared of sharia

Letters to Editor

Riots in Dhaka

Sir: The ongoing clashes in Dhaka are of a very worrisome nature. A radical Islamic group called the Hefajat-e-Islam is marching on the capital demanding that all atheists be given the death penalty if they ever say or do anything that defames Islam. They are pushing for a 13-point agenda to enforce a strict version of Islam in the country. So far, some three people have been killed and 100 have been injured. What is this insanity? Why are such hardliners popping up everywhere and why do they insist upon taking people back into the Stone Age? Is it because they cannot exist in the modern era themselves and so they wish for everyone to regress with them? I hope the government in Bangladesh gives these people their just desserts by locking them in prison and throwing away the key.
SYED AHMED

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 07 May 2013 17:22

[url=xxxhttp://dawn.com/2013/05/07/blast-targets-ppp-rally-in-lower-dir-casualties-feared/]Blast targets PPP rally in lower Dir, four killed[/url]
Pee Pee Pee 4 drops.

PESHAWAR: A blast targeting a rally of the Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) in Lower Dir’s Baba Gam village killed three persons and injured five others on Tuesday, DawnNews reported.The blast caused by an Improvised Explosive Device (IED) near the vehicle of Zahir Khan the brother of Muhammad Zamin Khan, who is a PPP candidate from PK-96 constituency of Lower Dir – III.Zahir Khan succumbed to his wounds suffered in the attack.Emergency and rescue teams reached the site of attack and began efforts to shift the victims to medical facilities for treatment.Security forces cordoned off the area as investigations began over the incident.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 07 May 2013 17:25

Is there any "exit" poll in pakistan? How many have exited so far?

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 07 May 2013 18:41

Madam Jalebi ranting about Indo-US Relationship. Semi Benis material

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 07 May 2013 19:24

wig wrote:
Citing threats, legal team deserts Musharraf .........
http://www.tribuneindia.com/2013/20130507/world.htm#3

Next announcement: Citing threats, security team deserts Musharraf

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 07 May 2013 19:35

joygoswami wrote:Madam Jalebi ranting about Indo-US Relationship. Semi Benis material

boss I just had my dinner. Do you wish me to throw up?

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 07 May 2013 19:37

TV news flash......

Imran Khan suffers head injuries,after falling 14 feet in stage collapse during election rally

faker seems to have regained consciousness in Hospital

Philip · Post by **Philip** » 07 May 2013 19:54

Not stage collapse.The cretins were using an overloaded fork lift to lift him onto the stage! Now suspicions will fall upon the driver of the fork lift,poor devil! Even the bleedin' stage was so full of morons that Imran and dozens beside him,could've been pushed over in any stampede .in an emergency.

kish · Post by **kish** » 07 May 2013 19:55

Immy the dumb I, injured.

Doctors would be surprised to find empty skull if they examine it.

Pakistan Elections 2013: Imran Khan badly injured

In an untoward incident, Pakistan Tehreek-i-Insaf (PTI) party chief Imran Khan was badly injured on Tuesday evening when he fell down from a stage during an election rally.

As per initial reports, Imran Khan has been rushed to the hospital after the mishap.

The Pak leader has sustained sever injuries on his head and was bleeding profusely . He also lost his conscious after falling from the stage, as per a news report.

He was supposed to address a crowd of people ahead of the general elections here.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 07 May 2013 20:37

Im the dim falling down from the lifter

VIDEO

prahaar · Post by **prahaar** » 07 May 2013 20:42

joygoswami wrote:Im the dim falling down from the lifter

VIDEO

It was the guy in grey attire (probably his security detail), who grabbed the others, since he tripped. Apparently these were not properly trained security persons. Properly trained people would not have endangered the VIP they are protecting.

Anand K · Post by **Anand K** » 07 May 2013 20:50

That made my day! Pakistan offers so much variety in the Game of Thrones.... Crazed Pathan, Tyburn Jig, Exploding Mangoes, Sunroof Lever, Qadrification and now zealous "No Fear" isecurity.
Schadenfreudahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

Rajdeep · Post by **Rajdeep** » 07 May 2013 20:53

Does anyone else hear crappy dubstep / Ibiza type beats in the background ?
Guess he cant let go of his partying past much

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 07 May 2013 20:53

For a second I thought if this could be the sunroof lever moment of our peeloved khalifa.

But the good news is that he has promised to cure himself within 90 days of becoming the PM.

Edit: A more pious video

svinayak · Post by **svinayak** » 07 May 2013 21:00

Jhujar wrote:http://dawn.com/2013/05/05/smokers-corn ... n-history/
Smokers’ Corner: Pakistan: a very modern history
Pakistan occupies an area which was home to some of the earliest Neanderthal settlements, some of whose decedents can still be found hiding in caves in the mountains of North West Pakistan.
The only difference is, in the Stone Ages, these Neanderthals were armed with clubs and stones, but today they are armed with guns and bombs. Remarkably though, they remain as furry as they were millions of years ago.The modern state of Pakistan was born out of the partition of the sub-continent in 1947 and has faced many regional confrontations, usually brought on by its continuing habit of poking its nose where it doesn’t belong.

Created to meet the demands of Indian Muslims, Pakistan was originally in two parts: Part 1 was called Maula Jat and Part 2 was called Jat in Dhaka.The east wing — present day Flooded Republic of Bangladesh is on the Bay of Bengal bordering the Bollywood Republic of India and the Miserable Republic of Burma.The west wing — present-day the Not-Quite-Arab Republic of Pakistan — stretches from the Arabian Sea to the Himalayas and according to famous poet, philosopher, military strategist, historian and judo expert, Zidee Hamid, the country actually stretches all the way to New Delhi, Kabul, Tashkent and maybe even Beijing and many parts of Mars.
The break-up of the two wings came in 1971 when the fish-eating east-wing seceded after fighting an insurgency culled and planned from the pages of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and an early draft of the Di Vinci Code.

Alternating periods of civilian and military rule have not helped to establish stability. In fact, instability is the only stable tradition in Pakistan; a tradition that is being passionately upheld by a series of TV talk shows because political stability would mean lack of viewership and advertising revenues for the channels and a drastic drop in popcorn sales that can spell disaster for the country’s economy.Pakistan came under military rule once again in October 1999 after the ousting of a civilian government that had lost a great deal of support because the public lost its appetite for rich dishes such as nihari, paye, and biryani which Prime Minister Naraaz Sharif was a great fan of.He has since become a vegetarian of sorts and is usually taunted as becoming a sissy by Brig (R) Cookie Monster Gul, the architect of the Afghan Jihad and the 1857 Indian Mutiny.According to famous poet, philosopher, military strategist and lifestyle fascist, Maria Beep she also took part in the 1857 Mutiny as a gallant needle-worker.Her gallantry was praised by the famous poet, philosopher, military strategist and flogging enthusiast, Sangsar Abbasi. Maria Beep still has her famous 1857 needles with which she now pokes voodoo dolls of her competitors in Pakistan’s cut-throat fashion industry.Sanana & Safibarf are her two latest victims who launched a counterattack through their new summer collection that included Persian tea cosies worn as corporate aunty headgear.After Pakistan’s last benevolent dictator, General Mush P. Bonaparte, eventually relinquished his uniform amidst tears in November 2007, in February 2008, his supporters were defeated in the election, also amidst tears.

The Pakistan as an image and country was formed by the British and given the global legitamacy.
After 1971 the Pakistan country was given a global image by the CYA and western media. This propaganda was belived and internalized by even the average Pak and elite. When this image came crashing down after 911 and OBL the Pak people are unable to reconcile and accept the change in status. The change in the western perception of Islam is a big blow to people of Pak since their self image is based on this global image.
The use of the term 'Bollywood Republic of India' is a clever way to suggest that India is also a image.

These articles are just to show how depressed they are and want to forget their humiliation by this small humor.

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 07 May 2013 21:09

joygoswami wrote:Im the dim falling down from the lifter

VIDEO

What gets me is that the crane's bucket was already full when the fourth guy was attempting to climb in. Im the Dim must need all the security he can get (or he likes the company of 3 other men pressing up against his mush?)

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 07 May 2013 21:15

Im the Dim becoming a casualty to Allah's Law of Gravity

JE Menon · Post by **JE Menon** » 07 May 2013 21:35

More like grabbity....

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 07 May 2013 21:44

I think we should now invite the Pakistani Cricket Team to play in India but only if it is captained by Imran Khan! InshaAllah!

The playboy may not have much to play with now - no bat, no balls, no feeling! AoA onlee!

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 07 May 2013 21:45

prahaar wrote:
joygoswami wrote:Im the dim falling down from the lifter

VIDEO
It was the guy in grey attire (probably his security detail), who grabbed the others, since he tripped. Apparently these were not properly trained security persons. Properly trained people would not have endangered the VIP they are protecting.

Glad we solved the case on BRF. It is the spooky bodyguard indeed. So if someone had shot Dim, he (security dude) would have taken cover behind Dim. Wow!

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It is entertaining to see how time after time these Paki dictators (and wanna be) think they are special and they will earn the loyalty of Pakis. They seem to ignore one simple fact that Pakistan was born out of treason. Treason has become Pakistan's culture. There is only one of the following exits for Dim: hanging (pious style), mango crates, sunroof and exile (if he is lucky).

We thought Mush was lucky enough to escape but it seems we thought wrong. Keep in mind Mush had an advantage over Dim - no head injury.

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 07 May 2013 21:49

So if Im the Dim is not going to be the PM as wished by Britannia and TSPA, who is? This is Allah's vengeance on Britannia!

It is all because British voters voted for UKIP in municipal elections who are against importing more Pakis! So Allah did away with their pawn in the game!

Pakistan Pain-in-the-butt!

vivek_ahuja · Post by **vivek_ahuja** » 07 May 2013 22:17

Karan Dixit wrote:Glad we solved the case on BRF. It is the spooky bodyguard indeed.

And here I was thinking it was the butler who did it.

So if someone had shot Dim, he (security dude) would have taken cover behind Dim. Wow!

You dare to raise your SDRE eyebrows at the pious islamic security personnel guarding the leaders of the ummah?

-Vivek

vivek_ahuja · Post by **vivek_ahuja** » 07 May 2013 22:20

prahaar wrote:Apparently these were not properly trained security persons. Properly trained people would not have endangered the VIP they are protecting.

Yes yes, but does the training include scenarios where fifteen people have been crammed like garbage by a bulldozer and each one is distracting the others by, as JE Menon saar put it, "grabbity"?

They would be very distracted, no?

-Vivek