Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 11 May 2013 16:48

joygoswami wrote:Birthers, bhat kind of Gubo is dijj ??

It ij naat a gubo. Do joo naat dekho a two-stage Suarco raaket with two booshterj ready to fire?

AbhiJ · Post by **AbhiJ** » 11 May 2013 21:29

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 11 May 2013 21:35

Gubo and Counter Gubo in pure Baki Style

kish · Post by **kish** » 11 May 2013 21:44

Bhat ish this? A mercy petition to taliban?

partha · Post by **partha** » 12 May 2013 09:18

partha · Post by **partha** » 12 May 2013 09:24

maulaners,

ij that groper at work?

partha · Post by **partha** » 12 May 2013 09:25

IEDtor janab,

it haj been more than 10 hours now since badmaash declared victory in elecshuns but he ij yet to declare 1000 year war against Yindia. i am getting susbiciuous of him.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 12 May 2013 10:07

partha wrote:maulaners,

ij that groper at work?

And bhat ij Badmaash farmaoing aj he dekhos down?

(a) Oh my mummy
(b)Oh, my mumma
(c) Oh, papy, oh, oh
(d) ?

kish · Post by **kish** » 12 May 2013 11:54

Baikul wrote:
partha wrote:maulaners,

ij that groper at work?

And bhat ij Badmaash farmaoing aj he dekhos down?

(a) Oh my mummy
(b)Oh, my mumma
(c) Oh, papy, oh, oh
(d) ?

Bhere do you think the poolicewala ij keeping hij hands??

Thish ish called elecshun ejaculashion..!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 13 May 2013 09:49

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 May 2013 11:52

the house of musharraff seems strangely silent... as does the house of kiyani...
at least ganja loin is in full voice

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 13 May 2013 15:14

Behold! The naya loin de pakjab ij here!

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 14 May 2013 01:01

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 14 May 2013 22:44

Kuffar en Poqqakhottaland

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 15 May 2013 08:15

Bakistan will win the global competition for most fuel efficient car, hands down

How come no one is sponsoring the world phamous waater kit car that is the most fuel efficient in the world for this competition. This is a kanspiracy aganist Al Bakistan.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 May 2013 03:07

Massage to Pakistani Girls .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc57TQp0i64

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 May 2013 03:10

.27 Onward

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 16 May 2013 03:39

Swearing in speech of Ganja Loins

BURUR.

All Prajes be to Allah!

I Naaraz Sharrif, the Loin of Punjab, aka Badmash, aka Ganja Loins do hereby solemnly ~~ishwear~~ (damn, that sounds like the Hindoo God), eat kasam that as a Sadiq and Ameen momin (per farticles 62 & 63) will accept the responsibility of Sherrif-of-the-Kabila of Al-Bakistan and hold up the constipation of this nashun and discharge my inner Pakistaniyat to the best of my abilities, inshallah.

In keeping with the tradishuns of this great martial nashun, I will GUBO to our 3.5 ~~friends~~ masters and visit other nashuns with our world phamous bowl.

Mashallah, in a clear sign from Allah (SWAT), the beepul of Al-Bakistan have clearly spoken that they want more Badmashi and have given us an oberwhelming mandate. We will push for constipational amendments to respect the IEDology of Al-Bakistan:

1. Introduce true shariah to Al-Bakistan, keeping in mind the wishes of the moderate majority, inshallah.
2. Mashallah, declare anyone not following the Taliban style of Wahabbi, Salafi Islam as non muslims.
3. Make it mandatory for judges to not prosecute true muslims (LHC judges will facilitate training), inshallah. True muslims cannot commit crimes.
4. Mashallah, extend the blasphemy laws to prosecute anyone is even thinking of blasphemous thoughts.
5. Mashallah, lampost treatment for any past or future Army chiefs who order a coup from a plane.
6. Recognize madrassas as institutions of higher learning, inshallah.

Ameen.

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 16 May 2013 13:12

joygoswami wrote:Baptions plz..

Miskeen and Mr. Cheen

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 16 May 2013 13:46

rcaseullah, bhat eej meaning oph man-date?

kmkraoind · Post by **kmkraoind** » 16 May 2013 14:02

What is that name tag, is it PakstanB**tard or what. For Busturds new hair style, instead of 4-inch beard,they have to grow 4-inch frontal head hair.

Mukesh.Kumar · Post by **Mukesh.Kumar** » 16 May 2013 16:27

Jhujar wrote:.27 Onward

Fram his ishtyle of denshing seems Oncle maasth pe recalling his Deyz with his peelobed Khuspoo

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 16 May 2013 16:44

Molvi Murg Dance

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 16 May 2013 17:58

Jhujar wrote:.27 Onward
Mast Buda

Mashalla, ijj he the legendry Hamza ibn 'Abd al-Muttalib, chachajan of poobah and hole momins worldwide?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 16 May 2013 19:11

anupmisra wrote:Behold! The naya loin de pakjab ij here!

Ij is son oph these two?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 17 May 2013 04:04

Lalmohan wrote:rcaseullah, bhat eej meaning oph man-date?

Lalmullah,

Mashallah, that ij the match up of a man-eating Loin with a date luving Arap!

w/ salam.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 17 May 2013 04:52

RCase wrote:
Lalmohan wrote:rcaseullah, bhat eej meaning oph man-date
Lalmullah,Mashallah, that ij the match up of a man-eating Loin with a date luving Arap! w/ salam.

Did Naat Man D Ate shtarted bith MBQ? Baki Begums lined up tuu do da Holy Mn D Ate Jeehard.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 17 May 2013 13:08

racasullah!

ju re boling baat oph pak fella tio arab fella hainji?!

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 17 May 2013 19:01

caption time

mine ijj onlee thijj big

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 18 May 2013 02:54

Brotherhood of piss

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 18 May 2013 07:01

[quote="Sushupti"]Brotherhood of piss

Convert Enjoying Da blesshing s oph Holy Aarapian Phatther.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 18 May 2013 09:06

abhijitm wrote:caption time

mine ijj onlee thijj big

That was the rejult of GUBO. Can't tell you more, my lips are sealed.

partha · Post by **partha** » 19 May 2013 22:22

Spaat the RAA agint.

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 20 May 2013 01:44

^^^^
Is it the Lady in the Yindoo sari?

Speaking of the above pic, why is blue shirt playing with his mijjile and it appears that the gray shirt next to him is making a secret ninja gesture with his hands. Perhaps he is a RAW agent too, because he's performing a Rin Mudra, 400% indian onlee.

member_23651 · Post by **member_23651** » 21 May 2013 09:14

bhat ijj this haraam coke shoke, i thought onleee zam zam kala kola was only halaal. i tell jo, this ij hindoo joos conspiracy onlee

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 May 2013 15:53

abhijitm wrote:

Pleaj to make mine a chhota peg. No soda pleaj.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 May 2013 02:39

Paki brebaring phor Gaazwa Hind akross Attari
BNP= Bhookha, Nanga, Pyasa Ghaazi

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 May 2013 02:48

Arre pehchano Kaun Hai Orr Kubb serve hogga?
Mushy< Mushy < Mushy Yaa Kiyanahi?

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 23 May 2013 17:46

So all this time you yindoos thought that the pics of Asses up in air was accidental.

It is a clever bakistani invention you fools.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjgkJaOQRYs

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 23 May 2013 21:55

anupmisra wrote:
abhijitm wrote:

Aarey ju phools. Know bundar theyt yindoos gayt the batter of uj.

Bhat he ij ponting awt ij theyt hij bawlj bhere ~~tampaxed~~ taampurd bith.

Awr hee roe deed nawt bhin the bakistani kupp.