Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Lisa · Post by **Lisa** » 03 Aug 2013 22:30

joygoswami wrote:Baptions pleaze !!

Trick question, its a scene from Tara Wars

"Look" said Jabba The Hutt, I have finally captured Hans Solo and his friends laughed!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 Aug 2013 01:32

Peregrine wrote:
Jhujar wrote:Da status oph living in mantally vezzetaited shtate waaz beshoshtoad bi graan Seer hamshelff. Know bhy Khattoons arr brohibted phrom buying Sabzzi.[Jhujar Ji :
Here ij da reejun :
No bananas and moolis, please
In one reported case in Wazirabad, a candidate Chand Butt shot dead a friend who was joking with him for getting a mooli from the ECCheers

The berry Natula koncluzion izz tuu notch ubb da hospital-Ity phor Pakis by Indians.
Indian to Poaq Kha-toons: Kya aap Kheera lange Ki Mooli .. In saala-ud Onlee?
To Poaq Mard: Plezze try da Pumpkin Orr Tarbooz, It Make Joor Mush khush.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 Aug 2013 01:41

The Veggie Yindians Vs Vegetated Poaq's nightmare
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O" Veggie Lambo Lambo, O " Vaggin" Wala
Manthan Aisa Marr,Tann Ki Mitt Jaye Ye Jwala.

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 04 Aug 2013 09:26

Hilarious Peregrine and Jhujhar.

BTW. Are cigars allowed in the zenana?

partha · Post by **partha** » 04 Aug 2013 10:02

Report: Hazaras in KP province welcome severe floods which has forced suicide bombers to remain in caves.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 Aug 2013 10:21

Laal Topi Poaq Ham- Time

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 04 Aug 2013 10:41

Motorma not sharing gilas bithout waater or waater without gilass, but mard-e-momin has to share toilet paper. All motormas are

Thij ij conspiracy by muj standing at the back.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 04 Aug 2013 12:15

Epic insult to Zaheel Ch****ya

Peregrine · Post by **Peregrine** » 04 Aug 2013 16:09

rajanb wrote:Hilarious Peregrine and Jhujhar.

BTW. Are cigars allowed in the zenana?

rajanb Ji :

Ladies' Fingers are!

Cheers

Vivasvat · Post by **Vivasvat** » 04 Aug 2013 22:46

joygoswami wrote:Baptions pleaze !!

Mala, pen and price tag?

Butt, I hab pooch....
Bhy ij venerated Madam and saaxting researcher with price tag shidting on polythene covered chairs bhile leaky pen ij naat?
Did Breeteesh navel attache abail Mala-discount on price tag?
Bhy only Madam hab beeg bottle?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 Aug 2013 23:08

Kya batli Kya Tissue
Oh Madam Jalebi
Bagal waala Tharki buddha
Wants to kiss you

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 Aug 2013 23:12

Here ij a Poaq prayer to allah regarding the floods in al Bakistan

Rehman
Allah please kill all terrorists and save innocent peoples.
Recommend

Inshallah! Bhat noble thoughts I thawt initially. But after referring to kuffr earth-e-shaster, I realijed this bious momeen was being mislead by evil RAA ajints to bray for the destruction of the peepuls of Bakistan and ensure world peace.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 Aug 2013 23:19

Mard-e-momeen ij soching:

Muh me jalebi jalebi, bagal me chokri!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 Aug 2013 23:24

Madam Jalebi ij soching and sneering:

How stupid are theje mards! Only elongated vegetables are disallowed in zenana, but not elongated bottles!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 05 Aug 2013 00:59

Rasool Caseullah

Also elongated Mala-D ij allowed?

James B · Post by **James B** » 06 Aug 2013 01:40

AoA onleee

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 Aug 2013 08:37

PoaqIslamixtvaggieprablem

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Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Aug 2013 09:11

Vivasvat wrote:
joygoswami wrote:Baptions pleaze !!

Mala, pen and price tag?

Madam Feels
Like a Virgin Touched by 6 Dozen Bovine !!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 09 Aug 2013 21:55

Maulaners,

IEd Mubarak to all of you and hope you are having a blast! Meanwhile in the pure land of al Bakistan, the mango abduls have kicked of the festivities with a bang! AoA!

I waj soching that all the fasting in the holy month of ramadan in al Bakistan makes the mango abdul so pissful and bious that on IEd they spread their piss all obver al Bakistan. See the miracle? Starving the stomach of food for a month can focus the mind very quickly!

Quetta IEd celebrations begin with a Bang

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 11 Aug 2013 02:30

Nu Gubo Machine
It stopped working

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 13 Aug 2013 10:33

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/08/13 ... mens_bits/
Nude Swedish swimmers warned of ball-biting fish on the loose

Swedish men have been told to stay out of the water after a gonad-gobbling fish known as the "ball cutter" was spotted in the wild.

The warning was issued after fisherman caught what appears to be a 21cm-long pacu fish in the Oresund Sound between Denmark and Sweden.

Related to the famous Amazonian piranha, the pacu is famous for its taste for nuts of both the human and vegetable kind.

Unlucky swimmers in the Amazon and Orinoco regions – where the ball-cutter is normally found – have bled to death after the fish chowed down on their crown jewels

Artist's conception:

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 13 Aug 2013 12:52

I hape a queschun far see-near maulaners ,
Haws doej Amirkhan manage to naat get hijj pall pitten when pakjabi fauj tatte chook far them... hain ji ?

Arr they detooth tham pefore tatte chooking ?
Or do they make tham practice biting steel palls to gat rid oph pad habits ?

Joours while my Pall-e-scratchingly
Mujahid lilo-bin-oil

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 16 Aug 2013 10:21

...........

have some common sense. this kind of images are completely inappropriate for BR.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 16 Aug 2013 10:26

^^^
Ij that the Baki Ijlamic vershun of the story of the 3 monkeys? Since they are TFTA, it haj to be one better than the SDRE ones.

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 16 Aug 2013 22:51

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 16 Aug 2013 23:20

Sushupti wrote:

Ij that ayesha?

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 17 Aug 2013 01:16

anupmisra wrote:
Sushupti wrote:
Ij that ayesha?

She reincarnated with a gun and ready. No old man can dare to touch her now.

ashish raval · Post by **ashish raval** » 17 Aug 2013 03:17

^^ burqa avenger ready to roll.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 17 Aug 2013 06:05

^^^

Get 'em young. Six years and above are fine!

Iman: A follower of none but Allah. CHECK
Taqwa: Guarding ones tongue, hands and heart from evil. CHECK
Jihad Fistula: Soosai belt, pisstool. CHECK

Ayesha seems to be ready for NSA action for the TSPA.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 17 Aug 2013 18:08

One sawaal for joo maulanaj. Bhat ij the motor-mama texting? Hain?

Murugan · Post by **Murugan** » 17 Aug 2013 18:33

my shauhar haj do gans, ek tedha, ek medha

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 18 Aug 2013 08:04

^^
She ij texteeng:

He haj three gunj. Butt, alaj, the meedle bhun ij jast a waatur can non.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 18 Aug 2013 08:06

She ij doing Baki phamus bideo search on mobile for her sauhar to keep him entertained.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 18 Aug 2013 12:10

haj the middle gun exploded on his chest? maybe that is what she is putting on facebook?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 18 Aug 2013 12:20

That ij one hellava TFTA eggsblosion to reach up to hij chest! Suppanalla!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 18 Aug 2013 12:28

maybe it waj susu all along?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Aug 2013 18:28

"LOL ammi. Guess bhere I am? Sikka ij on TV"

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 19 Aug 2013 01:29

Ijj dat Mahdi Zaheel HamIed new Ijjlamic kandom for Ghazwa E Gubo ???

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 19 Aug 2013 01:50

Peace Mobile: An Islamic Smartphone by Dr. Zakir Naik

After creating a major success out of Peace TV, an Islamic television channel, with a global viewership of over 200 million, Dr. Zakir Naik's new brainchild is an 'Islamic smartphone' called "Peace Mobile".

Set to be officially launched on 16th of August, it is dubbed as a "the solution for humanity" by its makers and promises to "implement Islamic ethos in everyday life".

Peace Mobile is completely customized with Islamic apps and software. It is said to feature over 50 Islamic applications, 200 Islamic ringtones, 80 hours of Dr. Naik’s videos, hundreds of Islamic wallpaper, numerous Islamic programmes and comes with full 1 year warrantee.

"People will be able to experience the difference, as communicating through technology will make life easy and convenient par excellence while fostering an intimate relationship with the creator," says IRF (Islamic Research Foundation), a non-profit organisation that owns Peace TV.

Named "Chameleon", the product is powered by Android 4.0 (Ice Cream Sandwich) and is built on a 1 GHz Dual Core Cortex A9. It has a 4GB internal memory, extendable up to 32 GB with external memory and has a 5 Mega Pixel Auto-Focus Camera. With a 4.63 inches in size, Dual Sim and 4.63″ LED Capacitive Touch Screen, it does comes as a decent alternative to the heavyweights available in the market.

Though there is no official statement from Peace Mobile about the response it has received so far, but Mohsin Khan, who heads Peacemobile.biz, one of the few online retailers currently taking orders for the handset says that, the response has been pretty good. "I have got booking for 4000+ sets within a span of 10-15 days worldwide," he says.

The handset is being distributed through UAE-based TG Group of Companies in association with Emitac Mobile Solutions (EMS), which is the strategic partner of Research In Motion (RIM), the company behind Blackberry brand of smartphones and tablets.

According to the communication received from IRF to TCN, the phone will be available in India for a price of Rs. 13,200.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 19 Aug 2013 08:13

500 villages in Multan, Jhang inundated

According to the flood forecasting centre, India has released another 114,000 cusecs of water into the Sutlej and the peak is expected to reach Ganda Singhwala on Monday. It is likely to cause medium flood

According to an official of the Meteorological Department, any further strong monsoon system can generate massive river and urban flooding because almost all dams in Pakistan and India have filled to their capacity

Paki logic: "Evil yindoos. If there were no dams, all this held-back water would never have flowed into al-bakistan. Er....scratch that. Thank you, evil yindoos, for building those dams and holding back that all that excess water that would have otherwise raised the water levels in our rivers in al-bakistan and flooded everything...ER...scratch that. Never mind. Damn your dams evil yindoos. We just cant win."