Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 26 Sep 2013 07:22

http://tribune.com.pk/story/608917/na-s ... phemy-law/

PTI calls for review of blasphemy law, but is understanding of blastphemy committed by Taliban.

Blasphemers are dejerving of death, Blastphemers are dejerving of jannat ki hoors.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 26 Sep 2013 11:42

i think the mujahid was practising deep penetration takniki, afterall - mullah had said that it is permissible for mujahids to be deeply penetrated to prepare themselves for soosaibums; so he was practising to help his friend in need (who was the fifth witness - since as indicated above, four were required for leg holding duties)

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 26 Sep 2013 13:43

The baki rupee phalls yand the eyelunds rije.

Jazzakoolarrah

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 26 Sep 2013 13:49

that eej awright, in pawkistan peepal are ujed to throwing rupiya to make eye-lunds rije
(or habhing rupiya/dallar/renminbi thrown at them so that they can make unkil and dragon eye-lunds rije)

Sudip · Post by **Sudip** » 26 Sep 2013 22:24

Pakistani Accused of Raping 30 Sheeps

http://www.alriyadh.com/en/article/8421 ... -30-sheeps

harbans · Post by **harbans** » 27 Sep 2013 02:17

Sudipullah Jeehad to joo!!! No there waj no rape. 4 male sheep witnesses are required to proof that rape was there! Thij ij Saudi Barbria Ijlamic law fooly prevail here. More advije..lalmullah prof of LMU.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 27 Sep 2013 03:10

[quote="Sudip"]Pakistani Accused of Raping 30 Sheeps[quote]
Say dhiz IsslaamiKali Blleeze.Ltes Lurn phrommShamml grreen man.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 27 Sep 2013 08:43

Jhujarmian, eye am scratching my weird oneduring wyle the shammi green man can change his habits to follow sunnah, how can he change himself from being a short, chini looking birader to a true TFTA Pakjabi or Arap? Y ij he weering pant shirt, instead of shalwar kammez above the ankles?

Looking at pichar, it seems like Shammi mian ij saying suppanallh after geting whacked and seeing istars! AoA!

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 27 Sep 2013 14:54

Strobes phor 30 sheeps who couldn't produce 4 gawaah or 4 male sheep gawaah. 30 bad character sheep suffer strobes phor accusations against pure paki and sazish to entrap pure puki.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 27 Sep 2013 16:00

who boled that the sheep in kveshchun waj phemale? they bhere all bious males onlee!

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 27 Sep 2013 17:45

^^^

Ju meen thij waj nawt a shee-baaa ebent but a baaa-baaa ebent?

Bhot ij Bakistun c0mming two?

Tauba tauba yand Jazzakoolarrah

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 27 Sep 2013 18:36

all 30 sheep were in a tight circle going around and around in front of a sufi shrine, whilst abdul threw himself into the middle
there are no witnesses
there was no crime
move along now

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 28 Sep 2013 09:39

Lalchix-al-effim of goat filled Kave Komplex 69

The only move would be to Janaat!

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 28 Sep 2013 16:51

Caption this if you can. I am confused where to start.
Miss Bakistan with Miss conspiracy watching zaid hamid getting tan . Its confusing at so many different levels

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 28 Sep 2013 17:13

Mard e front.
I am so confused, should we eat this perfect underage ass or ride it?

Mard e second:
Why cant we do both.

Mard e teesra:
Great Idea, but in what order?

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 28 Sep 2013 19:56

Hab to be ear-e-motor-e-cykil
gadhaa-e-nadaan in bakistan
elj all mard-e-momin gang up
And prove bious-e-rifle jihaard

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 28 Sep 2013 21:26

..zaid hamid getting tan . Its confusing at so many different levels

That is zaid hamid getting guboed...

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vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 28 Sep 2013 21:29

^^ Now you can confusing me more

BTW why is hasina sticking her finger in her mouth. Does she want some of zaidu in her voice hole.

member_20317 · Post by **member_20317** » 28 Sep 2013 21:53

Hello world,

I guess this is where I hide from now on. With the new guidelines kicking in.

Bakis for all season.

Arza kiya hai.

kapilrdave · Post by **kapilrdave** » 01 Oct 2013 16:52

Joo aall kafirs. There ij no folt oph mard-e-momin. It ij ships folt. The ships should be bunished for sedoocing the mard-e-momin by not covering themselves completely with burka.

Their bunishment is to naked bared for their rest of the life.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 01 Oct 2013 21:01

Ij dehati mard-e-momin showing some sitting dance move-e-pakistan while modern aurat looks at mithai vessel on dehati's head?

Ij dehati's constipated look trademark symbol of pakistan?

Murugan · Post by **Murugan** » 02 Oct 2013 20:13

eek cycle bhi bana ke nahi bech sakta aise desh ke vazeer-e-azam ki itni shan-o-shaukat?

member_22872 · Post by **member_22872** » 02 Oct 2013 20:51

^^^ Murugan saar, all from Rent-A-Center they run this, rent one, get another for one month free deal

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 02 Oct 2013 21:00

To tell constipational pakistani stories from la la non-jahiliastan for benefit of chattering classes of jahilia lands.

fanne · Post by **fanne** » 02 Oct 2013 22:38

who is this couple? The women surely looks smitten by her mard!! the drooping shoulder, the eye intently watching her man with anticipation, while the mard lookes away..some couple!!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 03 Oct 2013 04:30

Murugan wrote:eek cycle bhi bana ke nahi bech sakta aise desh ke vazeer-e-azam ki itni shan-o-shaukat?

Don't ju know that children of Araps, Central Asians came riding on horjes. They don't need no stinking cycles. Atimi takat al Bakistan ko cycle bana ke bechnae ki kya zuroorat, jab desh ko hi bech saktain? He ij naat just vazeer-e-azam, he ij amir-ul-momin.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 03 Oct 2013 22:29

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 04 Oct 2013 15:01

Mauleners AoA, this is BoB. My CoC ij phine, thank you.

Mauleners I habe a pooch.

Gross bosting phrom Baki dhaga.

r_subramanian wrote:A short report. Posting in full.
50 University students robbed in Karachi
Students of NED University of Engineering and Technology were robbed of their valuables in Nazimabad, Express News reported on Friday.
.......... five armed men intercepted the varsity’s bus on Bacha Khan Flyover in Banaras, Orangi Town.
link: http://tribune.com.pk/story/613435/assa ... n-ned-bus/

Mauleners, earlier there waj Raw ajints, all kuffa people.

Now are ju pharmaoing that a locality (aka mohallah) ij a Raw ajint?

Bhat ij this? How can it pe?

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 04 Oct 2013 22:24

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 04 Oct 2013 22:55

50 University students robbed in Karachi

missed robbing certicates.

Whyphor? Think think. Think quick becauj kooofffr are too slow to see whyphor. Kooofffr only steal electricity phrom under the waater.

Koofffr will not know haaw to learrn yunwurcity like yunwurcity of un-kooofffr lands.
AoA. Slow learning kooofffrs with slow learning surtyphicates can't know secrets.

partha · Post by **partha** » 05 Oct 2013 06:07

BREAKING NEUJ: Kayani to be made head of JCSC - Joint Chiefs oph Strategic Coups.

http://dawn.com/news/1047419/will-kayan ... jcsc-chief

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 05 Oct 2013 08:06

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 06 Oct 2013 02:30

Pakistan's Moon Project to counter India's chandrayaan and Mars project

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s9stz4Z6HA

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 06 Oct 2013 05:41

Bhatiz thiz? Meat eating Pastoons refooz to conzider "Dalkhor" punjabiz as equals. Theriz no dizcriminationa only equality in land of Pure.

http://news.in.msn.com/international/pa ... r#scpshrtu

menon s · Post by **menon s** » 06 Oct 2013 11:31

Undergarments of the West .

A woman asks a cleric in Khwateen Ka Islam if wearing a bra is allowed in Islam. The cleric says that it is an invention of the West and thus haram. -

See more at: http://www.thefridaytimes.com/tft/nugge ... LjNfe.dpuf

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 06 Oct 2013 12:26

^^^^^

In bhich kase bhee shood aljo nawt uje vajeleen. Seence eet ij aljo a Kuffar inbhensun.

Bhee shood awlbhayj uje Saudi oyl. A geeft phromowr phore (mani ke chaar) phathers.

Naw eye samjho bhy een a rape kase bhy awl owr phore phatherj shood be bhiten-asses. Hain ji?

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 06 Oct 2013 13:08

joygoswami wrote:img]http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/5726/goz8.jpg[/img]

Ijj that painted hawai gadha a baki "mooh tod jawab" to yindoo Pancha Kalyani ghoda hain ji ?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 06 Oct 2013 13:26

menon s wrote:Undergarments of the West .
A woman asks a cleric in Khwateen Ka Islam if wearing a bra is allowed in Islam. The cleric says that it is an invention of the West and thus haram. -
See more at: http://www.thefridaytimes.com/tft/nugge ... LjNfe.dpuf

I am also soching that bra ij an invention of the kuffa. Off bith the braj!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 06 Oct 2013 14:24

eye yam suar that mullah will help with removal of offending undergarments onlee...

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 06 Oct 2013 14:31

Donkey is waiting outside like fasola is waiting inside gates of hangar.

gadhaa badnaam huaa in Pakistan.
Fasola banaa for darrleeng talipstan.

Un-koofffr colors of pakistan.