Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 06 Oct 2013 14:31

bhy? eej somewun trying to get into its kaakpeet?

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 06 Oct 2013 15:04

Sushupti wrote:Bhatiz thiz? Meat eating Pastoons refooz to conzider "Dalkhor" punjabiz as equals. Theriz no dizcriminationa only equality in land of Pure.

http://news.in.msn.com/international/pa ... r#scpshrtu

Bhut waat ij mis-equal in stoning someone in a graveyard and burying in same graveyard? Same graveyard give equal treatment for stoning and burial. Thij ij troo pakistaniyat.

Kooofffr don't know meaning oph phreedum in un-jahilia lands.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 06 Oct 2013 21:20

http://tribune.com.pk/story/614206/one- ... -pakistan/
Maulaners, eye yam havbing sooch ... How will al martian Baki bhadur keep his iman and deen on Mars? Which direction will he have to face the Qiblah? When will it be brayer taime? What if there is shortage of water to do voodoo?

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 06 Oct 2013 21:41

Rcaseullah,

Eye recoomend every Baki to Take along a bious arap and a bagphool of arapian pissfull sand on the trip. If a bious arap refuses to come with joo .. Naat to worry,a baki can alwayjj go with him...

Now on Marj ...
1)When ever juar arap four father bends over before someone pleaj to bend over pehind him - that should take care of direction and braying timej.
2)Pefore bending over rub pissful sands of arapia on each others faces and arms (nether regions onlee if required). That shud take care of voodoo.

Rest arrah knows pest.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 07 Oct 2013 20:31

Biradhers,
Eye hab a qweschun.

Biradher Lilo-al-mastaan ij shuggeshting that Bakis should pow peehind Arap Biradherj.

1. Will Arap Piradherj pheel safe?
2. Bhaat will happen iph baki biradher istarts turning into istone aphter seeing arap piradherj musharraf?

Pleej repher to sootabull hadiths and give jour answer.

w/salam

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 07 Oct 2013 21:24

Taliban Khan spatted during erection rally.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Oct 2013 21:30

gaganullah
paquibirather will not turn to stone on seeing arab birather's musharraf, it is far more likely to bring on onset of wood reaction - eye theenk ju know bhat eye mean
butt - that will naat help paquibirather, since arab birather is the daddy and paquibirather's musharraf eej owned
so it is good that paquibirather eej already kneeling, eet bhill help arabirather to pursue his goals and objectives
a-o-a!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 Oct 2013 22:30

Dhukhia Mushia

member_22872 · Post by **member_22872** » 07 Oct 2013 22:39

seems like the monkey is more TFTA than our Paki brothers....also well shaved

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 07 Oct 2013 23:52

venug wrote:seems like the monkey is more TFTA than our Paki brothers....also well shaved

Pindigenous takniki ujed to cross tom crews with Im the dim - the shades and the leash are the broof rejpectively.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 08 Oct 2013 04:10

Rojanam-ki-jawani hajj penned an artecal which replaces halal pingrezi "Musharaff" with haram angrezi "My Ass"
I suggest a fartwa ijj ijjued to abduct thijj munafiq hoor far her bunishment in LMU which can pe something like 12 estribes on the tender sides and 10 estribes on the raugh sides far thijj ...

Innocent Misprint Makes Pervez Musharraf’s “In the Line of Fire” Bearable to Read
Dubai – An innocent misprint in the new edition of former Pakistani dictator’s book has made reading it more entertaining and bearable as opposed to the old edition which was a big disappointment. The autobiography that the former dictator claims he has written himself accounts for his life’s shenanigans. The misprint which replaces all the “I”s in the book with “My ass” has been welcomed by everyone. The book has become an International best seller over night and the pirate community has also announced that they would legally support Musharraf’s book and would not host pirated downloadable copies on their sites. An avid reader with whom Roznama Jawani met outside a bookstore in Dubai said that he was there to collect two more copies of the book. “I am going to give these two copies to people who I know are going through a tough time in life and while I am sure this won’t change their lives, it will bring some kind of joy to them”, said Jawad Ahmed Sheikh. The publisher could not be reached for comments regarding the misprint but according to sources, Musharraf has decided to let the publication be and likes the new version of his book. Roznama Jawani has heard from unconfirmed sources that according to Pervez Musharraf, he himself couldn’t have done a better job at this. Below are the excerpts from the new edition of the book: Page 12: “My ass have started my narration in the third person because the story of that August train is something my ass have been told by my elders, not something my ass remembers in detail. My ass have little memory of my early years. My ass was born in the old Mughal part of Delhi on August 11, 1943, in my paternal family home, called Nehar Wali Haveli…” Page 39: “My ass was only eighteen when my ass entered the Pakistan Military Academy (PMA) 1961 … My ass was selected for further tests and went up to Rawalpindi by train and then on to Kohat in the North-West Frontier … At one stage during the psychological tests my ass was told to write whatever my ass was imagining at the time, whatever came to mind as my ass looked at a blank picture frame. There were socioeconomic discussions. My ass was put in command of five people and given a task, like clearing a minefield. My ass was pretty good at all that. My ass completed the obstable cource nearly twice in the time allotted … My ass know my ass did well.” Page 200: “Having made my decision, my ass took it to the cabinet. As expected, there was some concern from the ministers that they had not consulted … In both meetings my ass went over my analysis in detail and explained how and why my ass had come to this decision. My ass answered every question until all doubts were removed … My ass then went on national radio and television on September 19 … As my ass had thought, the reaction was limited and controllable

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 08 Oct 2013 11:10

partha · Post by **partha** » 08 Oct 2013 11:22

My suggeshun ij that NASA should pick Bakistani Ahmedis or Shias for the first human flight to Mars since they already hab experience of living in inhosbitable condishuns. NASA can save money needed to train humans to adjust to harsh condishuns. Saved money can then be given to Bakistan aj aids. WIN WIN onlee.

Tip to NASA: limited offer subject to market risks. hurry before there are no more Ahmedis or Shias.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Oct 2013 12:55

butt parthulah, iph nasa bhej ahmedi AND shia together to mars then wouldn't they start phighting each other obher bhich a-o-a ij more mighty on the red turning green planet?

p.s. did hk specify that phlights to mars is halaal?

partha · Post by **partha** » 08 Oct 2013 13:07

lalmullah, iph that happens then it ij amreeki conspiracy onlee to divide bakistanis. I will be setting up shop selling amreeki flags.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 08 Oct 2013 13:22

joygoswami wrote:

Ij that Bakistani dandia?

Also, who haj the pigger danda, maulener or motorma?

partha · Post by **partha** » 08 Oct 2013 14:31

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 08 Oct 2013 14:41

^^ For a sec there I soched he wajj ajjujjual espeaking of hij Ammi

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Oct 2013 14:49

kendostyx sistas alibhe and bhell!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 08 Oct 2013 15:41

Lilo wrote:^^ For a sec there I soched he wajj ajjujjual espeaking of hij Ammi

It can habben. If onlee hij abba makej a move on ma-ladey...er...malala, billoo-wal's problems bill be solved. She is over 6, so that ij ok per al kitab. Billoo bill get a young ammi who ij likely to win a nobull prije and ensure continuity of their phamalee lineage.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Oct 2013 17:08

eye was just wandering about dipphrent taipes oph vijjas being issued in paquistan these dins...

1. kanadian vijja - get gang r**ed by jirga appointment (and get sent to kanada for resettlement)
2. kabuli vijja - get castrated and hanged from lampost - a la najibullah and soon mushy (inshallah)
3. englistani vijja - start talking about education and get shot in the head (and sent to englishtan for surgery)

some other pojjible vijjas

4. Dhaka University vijja - get r**ed and shot by TSPA (though not necessarily in that order)
5. toyota vijja - sun roof lever hits you in the head by accident
6. national bird vijja - meet your buddies in a mud hut and get express travel to jannat and houris courtesy of 3rd party service provider
7. Mango vijja - only available to VVIPs, delivered in a crate normally just before boarding the flight
8. cuban vijja - no need to explain this one
9. LOC (transit) vijja - find yourself hanging on a barbed wire fence with multiple bullet wounds

eye yam suar that jirga can cum up with sum more

kmkraoind · Post by **kmkraoind** » 08 Oct 2013 17:09

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 08 Oct 2013 17:28

Lalmohan wrote:eye was just wandering about dipphrent taipes oph vijjas being issued in paquistan these dins...

Maualaner, pleaj to naat forgate the Veena Vijja. Motormamaj Veena isharted the trend aphter whom thij vijja is named and ij giben to ass-piring baki heroinej who are now in ballybood.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Oct 2013 17:51

veena vijja vici?
(strength and honour)

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 08 Oct 2013 18:52

Ganja vijja Type 1- vijja gipen when joo are packed off on a forced hajj to Saudi barparia
Ganja vijja Type 2 - vijja gipen when joo are packed off to massa to give a BJ to Billy the Goat.
Gola vijja - bwhen Mint with ahole ijj brovided pehind bhy a overbearing Amritraj
Ghazi vijja - bwhen baki men withawt Women are sent to theyar waterphool grape pelow with theyar periscopes up and all theyar hatches open
Salala vijja - when suar arr skewered on pointed afghan rocks with phyrr and primstone

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 08 Oct 2013 19:12

X-bost

Garooda wrote:Gulf-states-introduce-medical-testing-travellers-detect-gay-people-stop-entering-country

Gulf states to introduce medical testing on travellers to 'detect' gay people and stop them from entering the country
Bahrain, Kuwait, Qatar, Oman, Saudi Arabia and the UAE already outlaw homosexuality, but are toughening their controversial stance

Kuwait's director of public health says 'gays will be barred'.

A medical test being developed by Kuwait will be used to 'detect' homosexuals and prevent them from entering the country – or any of the Gulf Cooperation Countries (GCC), according to a Kuwaiti government official.

GCC member countries – Bahrain, Kuwait, Qatar, Oman, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates – already deem homosexual acts unlawful.

This controversial stance is being toughened, according to Yousouf Mindkar, the director of public health at the Kuwaiti health ministry.

Kuwait: The Gulf state is said to be developing a test that willl 'detect' gay people
He told Kuwait newspaper Al Rai: ‘Health centres conduct the routine medical check to assess the health of the expatriates when they come into the GCC countries. However, we will take stricter measures that will help us detect gays who will be then barred from entering Kuwait or any of the GCC member states.’
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Those taking part in homosexual acts in Kuwait, if they’re under 21, can receive a jail sentence of up to 10 years.
Earlier this month Oman newspaper The Week was suspended over an article that was deemed to be sympathetic to homosexuals, according to the BBC.

It’s illegal to be gay in 78 countries, with lesbianism banned in 49. Five countries mete out the death penalty to gay people – Iran, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, Yemen and Mauritania.

Extreme: Homosexuality is punishable by death in five countries - and illegal in 78
WHERE HOMOSEXUALITY IS PUNISHED BY DEATH
Iran: Since 1979, the government has executed more than 4,000 people charged with homosexual acts. A non-adult who engages in consensual sodomy is subject to a punishment of 74 lashes.

Saudi Arabia: Although the maximum punishment for homosexuality is execution, the government tends to use other punishments - such as fines, prison sentences, and whipping - unless it feels that homosexuals have challenged state authority by engaging in social movements.

Sudan: For homosexual men, lashes are given for the first offence, with the death penalty following the third offence. 100 lashes are given to unmarried women who engage in homosexual acts.For lesbian women, stoning and thousands of lashes are the penalty for the first offence. Today, the issue has divided some religious communities. In 2006, Abraham Mayom Athiaan, a bishop in South Sudan, led a split from the Episcopal Church of Sudan for what he regarded as a failure by the church leadership to condemn homosexuality sufficiently strongly.

Yemen: Homosexuality is still illegal in Yemen in accordance to the country's Shari'ah legal system. Punishment ranges from flogging to death.

Mauritania: The Shari'a law applies in Mauritania. The penal code states that, since 1983,any adult Muslim caught engaging in an 'unnatural act' with a member of the same sex is punishable with the death sentence by public stoning.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Oct 2013 19:49

ofcourse, the test in question is the anal-reflex-dilation method... which i am suar the arabirathers will love to administer

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 08 Oct 2013 20:10

Lalmohan wrote:veena vijja vici?
(strength and honour)

No No No. I Saw, I Conquered, I came.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Oct 2013 21:36

per ardua shed vastra?

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 09 Oct 2013 01:27

Yoga came from Pakistan and your argument is invalid.

Here is al-broof

From Yoga Pakistan FB page

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 09 Oct 2013 01:43

Well played Reliance,, well played.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 09 Oct 2013 01:55

The three pics aljo mean
1) peards came phrom pakistan bicauj peard people came phrom lands of fourfathers
2) sox and shoes came from pakistan bicauj they were cibilijed okay
3) airyan horse theory

Koofffr can't read from lept to rite
AoA

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 10 Oct 2013 01:03

symontk · Post by **symontk** » 10 Oct 2013 15:15

Didn't those blacks complain racism that they are handed Paki flags while white folks are having Indian flag?

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 10 Oct 2013 16:58

Ganja ij inside a wig to show longest hair behind cloj doorj oph war on terror situation. Thij ij halaal to demand aids phrom fourfathers.

Thij ij halaal pakistaniyat and halaal frontline war on terrur in pakistan.
Allie-uddin-ul-halaal-e-warontereor-inside-wig-al-gunjaa

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 10 Oct 2013 23:39

Maulaners,

The small hearted Yindu banias have been calling our country mens and wimmens as RAPES. Don't they realize rapes don't happen in the lund of the pure and the hole world knows that Yindia is the epicenter of rape. No true muslims can (gang)rape another true muslim - there ij the phour bious momin laa.. (Never mind the impure or non muslims!).

I brobose that shitheads of the land of pure who believe in two nashun theory, speak with a forked tongue, slither and spew venom should be called VIPERs (Violent Islamic Pakistan Emerati Residents) or in benis speak, voylent inbred bakistani emirati rejidents.

member_22872 · Post by **member_22872** » 11 Oct 2013 00:09

May be the picture belongs to reverse inculturation thread...unknowingly or knowingly pakis are doing surya namaskaras...how kafur can you get?

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 11 Oct 2013 00:22

^^
Raaa Agint s alert !!
Naat espeaking in pingrezi annd trying to misconfujje LMU with diffecult bol alike "reverje insemination" and tembting maulaners into taking up kuffar wayj of "surayya namaska" by showing bicchars with exposed ankles of mujahids ...

member_22872 · Post by **member_22872** » 11 Oct 2013 00:55

i porget....allah....i have to learn how so ispeak pingreji

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 11 Oct 2013 01:01

anupmisra wrote:
Lalmohan wrote:veena vijja vici?
(strength and honour)
No No No. I Saw, I Conquered, I came.

Chittarr-Rekha Award izz Da Indian Version .