Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 11 Oct 2013 01:13

Pakistan Vijja: Self exxx-planatory. Many moonj ago eye had brobojed on thij very dhaga thij nomenclature, hoping that it bould make it too PeeRF Dick-tio-nary. Put it neber did

Hmm,
Thij Venug ij a Raa-agint.
He ij istill "trying" to laarn wurld phamus bakistani laang-gooj

w/salam

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 11 Oct 2013 05:02

Lalmohan wrote:veena vijja vici?
(strength and honour)
No No No. I Saw, I Conquered, I came.

I came, I ~~Saw~~ showed, I got Conquered.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 11 Oct 2013 05:13

vdutta wrote:Yoga came from Pakistan and your argument is invalid.

Here is al-broof

From Yoga Pakistan FB page

Ju kufrs. Thej are hour prave mujahadeens at training camp for al jihad.

First fotu - They are practicing to istand on one leg to get used to their leg getting plown off by Eye-e-Dee.

The second fotu (with only legs showing up in the ayir) ij to conphuse the enemy, if they follow their instructions to aim between the eyes.

The third fotu shows advanced crauling techniki to get under barbed wire fence with mijjile eber ready to phyre at sight of ayeshas or khushboos.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 12 Oct 2013 02:14

Maulaners,

Eye yam disappointed that the Nopel cummity did naat look favoraply on al Bakistan for the piss price. Everyone waj going ma la la la la. Misphortunately, the OPCW waj awarded the price.

Huge injustice waj done. There were so many pissful candidates from Al Bakistan that were worthy:

JuD/LeT, TTP, Eye-Yes-Eye, TSPA, SSP etc.

All of them have been working for world piss in war of terror and have suffered so much losses and damage (over 50,000 dead and $1Trillion).

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 12 Oct 2013 02:36

But they said Malala can hab nopel community bakshish next year or next to next year.

It meanj more doles for war on terrur within 4 walls.. oops meanj more doles for war on non state actor in tora bora mountain like osama bin laden even aphter piss prize.

Na-shelter-osama-ullah
AoA

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 12 Oct 2013 17:08

vishvak wrote:But they said Malala can hab nopel community bakshish next year or next to next year. AoA

Bhaat!!? Doej thij mean al-sharief and mand-mohan bill habe to wait for another four saals? Kansprajee, I say.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 12 Oct 2013 21:17

Our boyj are pre-paring faar afreeqans bith thij poje. Butt pleaj to tell me bhy the kala chashma? Dekho jour shelf:

kish · Post by **kish** » 12 Oct 2013 23:41

anupmisra wrote:Our boyj are pre-paring faar afreeqans bith thij poje. Butt pleaj to tell me bhy the kala chashma? Dekho jour shelf:

Apter a GUBO session, bios bakis arr nat able to sit proberly.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 13 Oct 2013 22:47

anupmisra wrote:Our boyj are pre-paring faar afreeqans bith thij poje. Butt pleaj to tell me bhy the kala chashma? Dekho jour shelf:

Dij ijj how the gubo session ends.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Oct 2013 02:00

So finally the Punjab Pulis has managed to arrest the famous criminal from the wild wild west ..Ben Killan

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 14 Oct 2013 02:28

Holy Warrior ;Agar firdaus bar roo-e zameen ast

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 14 Oct 2013 10:58

For all your GUPO needs

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 14 Oct 2013 17:49

WTF

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 14 Oct 2013 17:52

they planning to swing her and throw her

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 14 Oct 2013 18:07

^^^^^^^^^

I haph hurd oph Raakit Mard yand the "Beeg Buoy Bum", bhut thij seemj tu bee pindigeeneeouj bhershion kaaled beeg Gurl bum bith eentee grated bharhead awn owr nu raakit

. Pleej tu noat dat eet ij phully phuelled bith Peendi Gaj.

Batch aout ju ebil baniaj.

jazzakool~~aid~~arrah

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 14 Oct 2013 19:41

Thij ij secret launch pad. Next raakit ij in line to be launched u-jing hawaa hawaai djinn-ul-launch-chanaa technology.

Halaal-raakit-djinn-ullah

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Oct 2013 20:58

rajanb wrote:^^^^^^^^^

I haph hurd oph Raakit Mard yand the "Beeg Buoy Bum"

that movie was declared haraam in all jurisdications (of the civilised world), did very well in paquistaine

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 14 Oct 2013 22:07

krishnan wrote:they planning to swing her and throw her

Eye Think She kame brebared , loaded bith Pindi Channa Astras. One burst yand yall kleer .

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 15 Oct 2013 01:12

^^^
Kanadian vijja applicant.
No, per shariah, four wimmens testimony is still inadmissible.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 17 Oct 2013 04:45

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 17 Oct 2013 05:38

Thij ij Malala, aj a heroin in a noo lollybood fillum bhere she ij an aberage child going to a ishkool in bakijtan and fighting all the ebil yindooj and jooj who try to ishtop her from getting ejucated.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 17 Oct 2013 11:07

Ij the movie naam " Visa bhari Maang" I fiyar yindooj will copy the movie and release it in pollywood with the naam "Khoon bhari maang"

Anyway Malala's pistool is of peculiar shape, the barrell of the AK pistool is pointed downwards, as if to fire at Aaam Abdul Visa officer's mijjile , it ij not shoot to kill, it ij shoot to sterilize

member_20385 · Post by **member_20385** » 17 Oct 2013 17:13

Man Accidently slaughter himself instead of camel in Rawalpindi

http://www.zemtv.com/2013/10/17/man-acc ... alpindi-2/

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 17 Oct 2013 17:41

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http://www.dawn.com/news/1050094/pakistan-versus-america-we-are-not-all-that-different

Ending Para after yada yada about US and Pakis being equal equal in debt.

The answer perhaps lies in the willingness of others to continue offering debt to cover one’s shortfalls. Globally, lenders remain willing to lend even more funds to the United States. China alone holds $1.2 trillion of the US debt, which is more than the US debt held by the US households ($959 billion).

So let me try to answer the riddle once again. A poorly managed country is not the one that runs fiscal deficits year after year. It's the one that others refuse to lend to. Otherwise, Pakistan and the US are not all that different.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 17 Oct 2013 18:01

neerajmaurya wrote:Man Accidently slaughter himself instead of camel in Rawalpindi
http://www.zemtv.com/2013/10/17/man-acc ... alpindi-2/

Proobes that allah knowj besht.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 17 Oct 2013 18:13

joygoswami wrote:

Ij laal topi with soosai vest looking at alien young boy as a reward-e-jannat post vest-jihard?

Jannat-e-khayaali-alien-ullah

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 17 Oct 2013 20:32

ij alien jannat considered halal?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 18 Oct 2013 01:18

^^^
Jahil HamIED: It ij a miracle! By the grace of ~~Gawd~~ allah, my su-su turned red!

Peregrine · Post by **Peregrine** » 18 Oct 2013 02:55

neerajmaurya wrote:Man Accidently slaughter himself instead of camel in Rawalpindi

http://www.zemtv.com/2013/10/17/man-acc ... alpindi-2/

neerajmaurya :

"Camel" is the Land of the Pure and the Home of the Terrorists' spelling for Bull.

Cheers

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 18 Oct 2013 03:45

No No, Hazrat Jahil Ham-IED is not doing red susu,
He ij having hij beriods

Allah reham kare

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 18 Oct 2013 07:42

http://tribune.com.pk/story/619061/brea ... rom-dubai/

But that is not the only thing that Veena worries about when thinking about settling down. Religion and caste also plays its role. “I have not been travelling with a burqa on. Being independent I do agree that I take my own decision. But belonging to Muslim religion I will surely like to get married to a Muslim”.
Veena further explained her reasons as “it is always safe to belong to the religion and traditions you follow even after marriage. Inter-caste marriages can ruin my married life.”
Asked about when does the 29 year-old actor plans to settle down, she pointed out 2015 as the potential year when she ties the knot.
“I am keeping my fingers crossed and am all set to tie the knot sometime in 2015. Will it be a Sheikh or someone from Dubai? Well, I am not sure myself but yes I am contemplating to get married to a Muslim.

Maulaners, Bakistanis have been dishcobering their Arap phourfathers! There are Baki caste shakes in Doobhai! Bakistaniyat ij floorishing!

Veenaji, pleaj Do-a-Bhai Baki caste muslim in Do-bye. Never mind the maxim-um strip and ass-mitt experience. Whatever happens in In-d-aah, stays in Yindia.

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 18 Oct 2013 10:16

WTF!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Oct 2013 21:42

Eeeed Moobarak. La la la la.

Kiliky hiyar

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 18 Oct 2013 21:52

^^Thij ij saauth aisia moosic by hindoowaali shakal dark dhoti wearing Dravidiaj.

pakistani moosic is total dipharant. Bollywhood moosic ij pakistani moosic by airyan horse invaderj. OK?

Moosic-ul-horse-ullah

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 18 Oct 2013 22:08

joygoswami wrote:IMAGE

Bhich animal's groin jewels goat busted spilling the red die?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 18 Oct 2013 22:57

butt!! ijnt mujeek haraam?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Oct 2013 23:24

Lalmohan wrote:butt!! ijnt mujeek haraam?

Lalmullah urf Bajaneywalley, bhy worry. Joo should be abare that jour kave fat-wah on haraam mujeek waj fallowed to the litter. The motor-mama waj halaaled aphter thij mujik bheedeo waj shot (or ij it that the motor-mama waj shot aphter the mujik bheedeo waj halaaled?). Eye yam naat sure. Butt, all ij bell.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 18 Oct 2013 23:37

bhen ju bolo "shot", bhat du ju mean, hain ji?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 19 Oct 2013 05:25

Lalmohan wrote:bhen ju bolo "shot", bhat du ju mean, hain ji?

Joo know bhat eye mean. Shat aj in AK-phyrr...

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 19 Oct 2013 21:11

Interesting! I was visiting Riyadh last year and took a taxi with an English colleague to a restaurant. The taxi driver dressed up in Arab garb couldn’t find the restaurant and struggled to communicate in English. After a long and frustrating journey we somehow got him to take us back to the hotel. Upon reaching there the hotel security asked us why we came back so soon. When we explained the drivers inability to find the restaurant they hauled him out of the taxi and before our very eyes beat him black and blue accusing him of being a low life thief. It was only when they were communicating with him in Urdu did I realise that he was a Pakistani. We were shocked at this treatment and all our requests to spare him fell in deaf ears. The irony is that Pakistanis still respect the Arabs even though they are badly treated there but despise the west where their human rights are respected. I wish I knew he was from Pakistan as I would have been able to communicate with him and save him the flogging of his life.

Bhat is wrang with the hotel staff? They shud having been talking in arbi to the taxi driver as hij jeans is arbi and he waj weering arbi dress. Misphortunately, they were talking to him in erdoo and rejulted in hij beating. Even the Baki cud naat distinguish a birader Baki and thought him to be an arap. This proves Bakis are the descendents of araps.