Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 31 Oct 2013 06:10

Birathers, bhy aajkal aal Baki Raakit Mard all look so kala-kala. Ij it because they got gubooed by Injuns ??

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 31 Oct 2013 09:26

^^^^^^
Bhy bakis awr lukeeng bluck?

Eet ess beekaj they add explosibe to pindi channa. Moar phyrr pawer phrom tap and battum wholes. (Eeph ju knowtees, bhee uje boath). Protasters yand Raakit mards.

Jazzakoolaid arrah

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 01 Nov 2013 06:05

Real Baki maard are aal TFTA, like dij jentlemen below. Even dere legs are TFTA.All black are yindoo agints.

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 03 Nov 2013 02:08

What about Kitchen and Backyard encounter?

I didn’t sleep with all my boyfriends: Veena Malik

"I don't have any physical contact with that person in the first one year. For me kissing a guy takes six months. I had many boyfriends, but I didn't sleep with all of them. I don't get into bed easily," added Veena.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/ente ... 813156.cms?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 03 Nov 2013 03:22

Yej, beenajee is chaste and berry berry carefool. Aj a mutter of phact, pleaj to dekho her latesht teetar:

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 03 Nov 2013 04:00

Altaf Bhai waj her poy friend for ober six months, hainji?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 03 Nov 2013 04:33

Bhy doej beenajee claim she doej not fit into a charpai (angreji mein bed)? Ij the charpai too small?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Nov 2013 05:26

anupmisra wrote:Bhy doej beenajee claim she doej not fit into a charpai (angreji mein bed)? Ij the charpai too small?

Myan, itzc ode wurld phor no bed butt Sofa, phloor, Balcony,Park or back seet oph S-U-Vehikle iz ok. Dhen dhere r things ti be don shtanding Yand sitting.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 04 Nov 2013 01:21

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 04 Nov 2013 18:20

birtahers i protest strongly and offensively!
i hiyar that 700,000 yindoo troops, not content with r*ping and pillaging in cashmere are now doing exercise "haath in haath" with our taller than meera's mountains and sweeter than veena's pindaliyaan elder birather in the forbidden city!

this is intolerable!!

all these years we have done haath, pai, and all other extendable areas in haath with our harder than steel and rougher than sandpaper birathers in all kids of forbidden zones, and they treat is laike this!??!

next thing ju know they will ask us to close red lips! (bhat bhill happen to my unujed phrekwent phaakar points hain ji?!?!?)

kish · Post by **kish** » 04 Nov 2013 19:28

Dronj bringing brosberity to Al-Bakisatan

abhishek_sharma · Post by **abhishek_sharma** » 05 Nov 2013 19:54

Faking News
Pakistan's Mars mission is also ready to take off
(via @ashuftasar on Twitter)

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 05 Nov 2013 21:11

Bakistan will colonije next to yindooj place

to brotest yindoos stealing electricity from under marjian waater.

Then mard-e-momin take aids from four fathers for gajva-e-behind on marj and nuclear bazaar on marj. Then pakij brotest drone strikes on marj. Then pakij will uproot some graves, send terrorists, brotest polio workers, demand more aids on marj. AoA.

on marj for pakistan
Protst-e-marj-uddin

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 06 Nov 2013 00:25

Lalmohan wrote:birtahers i protest strongly and offensively!
next thing ju know they will ask us to close red lips! (bhat bhill happen to my unujed phrekwent phaakar points hain ji?!?!?)

Maulener - for the mard-e-momin, thej phrekwent phaakar points never expire and are fully redeemable in jannat with a wider selection and no black out dates (buns all intended!

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Prem · Post by **Prem** » 06 Nov 2013 00:38

The Grate izlamic Mulaq Pawkey-Stan has haad many Maar Mizzion undar Its Shalwar
47- Maar Hanood-Sikhs
60- Maar Bangali Kangal
70-Maar Mohajirs
80-Maar Ahmaadii
90-Maar Sindhi
Presently wurking
Maar- Balochi
Maar-Pathans
Maar- Sufi
Maar-Shias
Maar- All Yaars

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 06 Nov 2013 05:54

Maulaners, I sunno that Yindia set off a big dewali rakit to Mars with an orpiter to detect pindi channa gas. We made the evil bania to spend $73M, naat realijing that Al Bakistan is fool oph martial race species, in all shades of green. Pindi channa gas ij made hear and there ij no shartage.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 06 Nov 2013 08:38

Istoopid baniyaj wasting asli dollarj. In Marj there ij no intelligent life. Nothing growj there. It ij dejolate. Eberything same aj hiyar in bakistan. There4 we bakij went to Marj first.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 06 Nov 2013 13:34

diyar al-misri - du ju mean that naat ebhen a blade oph grass grows theyar - on mars?
that means that theyar ij no need phor momeen to go to mars, sinj bhe habh bhowed only to eat grass, hain ji?

diyar caseullah - eye yam much reliebhed (heh heh) to sunno that my PPP (phrekwent phaakar points) bhill naat habh blacks-out and bhill be phool-ly redeemable in jannat, butt time bhalue of points and my greater desire phor sacriphyce to help my birathers in the kause meanj that eye bhill gibh my old points to young mujjie abduls phor later uje in jannat (with ebhen better hooris) yand eye bhill make do (forciblee) with sub-standard hoors hiyar on earth

plij to bhej any to my kave kamplex phor points reassignment onlee

member_23658 · Post by **member_23658** » 06 Nov 2013 19:11

HAH. Ju yindoos made phun of Nasr Rackit. Ju thought Bakis would have more sense than campare 60 mile Nasr with 400 Million mile Mangal-yaan. Well, JU THOUGHT WRONG. Ve can do equal equal anybhere. Even with this. Without farther ado ve prezent ... Nasr = Mangal-yaan with some rona dhona of all theej maney spent on poverty in South Asia thrown in :

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 07 Nov 2013 18:59

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 07 Nov 2013 21:09

Joo indians are fulls. We bakistanis are intali...intelegin...We are no fulls. Mars ijj red theirfour it ijj nat islamic theirfour we are nat going to Mars. Otherwise we hab takenologic to go to Mars. We just hab to point our Nasr to Mars and pray allah. Becos only allah can guide our mijjiles to their destination.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Nov 2013 21:21

ijnt uranus green? bhe shood go theyar!!

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 08 Nov 2013 00:28

There waj a reajon that Allah put mars away from Zameen. If it was his will, he would have kept Mars in Saudi Rape-kiya's backyard.

member_22872 · Post by **member_22872** » 08 Nov 2013 01:16

I think you guys are thinking too much, TSPians are clever, they dont waste money and time on sending rockets to nowhere. Because The world has to send a dossier to prove:
1. earth is not flat
2. Mars exists
3. if 2 is proved, how should TSP be very sure that they dont end up on moon when you actually meant to go to mars?

Oh BTW, how do you kick start a mars rokit?

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 08 Nov 2013 08:59

Lalmohan wrote:ijnt uranus green? bhe shood go theyar!!

ur anus is green? in your dream kafur. Our anus is green not ur anus. Our anus ijj more ajlamik. Dont come in our anus, you are not welcome in our anus.... unless..... if you bring green dollar then you can tent in our anus.

Only dont tell me ur anus is green. Becoj it insulates my interligence and makes me berry angry.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 08 Nov 2013 09:28

So what if India put a flag on the moon? Bakistan has put moon on its flag.

Eat your heart out SDREs!!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Nov 2013 13:38

afkurse uranus ij green - eet eej all those dins oph eating grass with beebee-ki-abba, and all those raats in junior madrassa with sea-near maulers that haj kaused theej deep broosing

and eet eej dephinately a gas giant!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Nov 2013 23:43

abhijitm wrote:
Lalmohan wrote:ijnt uranus green? bhe shood go theyar!!
ur anus is green? in your dream kafur. Our anus is green not ur anus. Our anus ijj more ajlamik. Dont come in our anus, you are not welcome in our anus.... unless..... if you bring green dollar then you can tent in our anus.

Admi orr Insan gets nu meening, Aaadhimi Orr Anussan.
Dusso Sonyo Shahar La'whore Aaandhar, Kinne Anussaan Tey Kinnia Mushmaaria Ney?
Jarra Soch ke Eh jawab Dena, Kinney Kamsin, Korria Anussana Utho,
Abu,Mamu, Mullah Ney, Kaddia Apne Dill Diyaan, Deep Khumaria Ney?

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 09 Nov 2013 13:59

Kaffir Shree Lankans owes $30000 Baksheesh to pious Baki Kirket board for frandsheep series

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 09 Nov 2013 19:29

joygoswami wrote:

Thij ij like Bollywood singing oph Rafi saheb. But it iej many times better becauj 10SDRE yindu = 1paki.

Thij ij operah oph brotest. AoA.

Brotests phor lub oph djinn-ah,
Lubbing-e-brotester-ullah

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 09 Nov 2013 22:10

Amol.D wrote:HAH. Ju yindoos made phun of Nasr Rackit. Ju thought Bakis would have more sense than campare 60 mile Nasr with 400 Million mile Mangal-yaan. Well, JU THOUGHT WRONG. Ve can do equal equal anybhere. Even with this. Without farther ado ve prezent ... Nasr = Mangal-yaan with some rona dhona of all theej maney spent on poverty in South Asia thrown in :

Wah Wah Jahil and Gawar motarham motoham goes like" Hai Allah mein to bahut khus hoon ke humne 8 kharab rupee bacah liya aur bhartyaon ki tarah sapce me kuch nahi choda"

Yaa madam Sudan bhee very clever hei or Uganda bhi.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 10 Nov 2013 09:59

YYye Brezent
Ziddi Rajpoot Pakistani Punjabi Movie .

wig · Post by **wig** » 11 Nov 2013 15:00

im the dim

Reminiscing about the great and glorious Hakeemullah Mehsud Shaheed, Chaudhry Nisar and I said what a pity it was that unlike us, Hakeemullah was not an Aitchisonian. “Oh but he was”, said Chaudhry Nisar, “he was the chowkidar at Godley House”. Even then, he was an abrasive, intolerant and misogynistic young man. He once got malaria and went to the Aitchison sick bay where an uppity nurse decided to take revenge from him. She told him she had to take his temperature but not with an oral thermometer. H complained but eventually rolled over and bared his rear end. After the nurse inserted the thermometer, she announced that she had to go and get something and asked H to stay put until she got back. She left the door to his room open on her way out. H heard several Aitchisonians walking past his door, laughing. Finally, a doctor came in and asked what was going on? “What’s the matter?” asked Hakeemullah, “haven’t you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?” After a pause the doc said, “Well, no, not with a carnation.”

http://www.thefridaytimes.com/tft/howzzat-2/

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Nov 2013 17:09

damn phools!
don't they know that the carnation is the best thermometer by far!!!

we only use carnations for this practice in LMU-Med-Skool
hain ji

kish · Post by **kish** » 12 Nov 2013 20:11

This muhammad sayeed haj experiencj since 1985, haj handlled dipperent typees of cockj.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 12 Nov 2013 20:43

Lalmohan wrote:damn phools!
don't they know that the carnation is the best thermometer by far!!!

we only use carnations for this practice in LMU-Med-Skool
hain ji

Joo can pooch to anypody in FATA
Carnations are pest looking on a nanha's or a mujahids year ..

Exjjample :

Young nanha across the river in a traditional pashtun situation

Gulbullah on the espeed boat pronto to bick the carnation blooming off the nanha's years

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Nov 2013 23:22

bhy eej theyar blood trail behind rear mounting chacha? eej that a seal he ij riding by mishtake?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 13 Nov 2013 00:07

That ij naat blud. Thoj are eggjost fumes. It ij an under waater rackit injun that runs on estrolysis.

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 13 Nov 2013 02:15

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 13 Nov 2013 03:13

500lb Massa yand Premie Paoqqpig in AF-Napak Region