Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 14 Nov 2013 00:03

Now ebhen birather Joker nLayak is aphraid of Tallibunniess ??

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 15 Nov 2013 00:58

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 15 Nov 2013 09:17

^^^^^
Ij dat Tee-Tee-p phinger?

Jazzakoolaidarrah

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 16 Nov 2013 04:22

joygoswami wrote:

Joyullah Swamuddin, pleaj recognije the orange street gang sign. It tranjlatej aj : Holee Sheet. I yam iscrewed.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 16 Nov 2013 20:11

ij she boling ke she ij a saffron bandit?

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 17 Nov 2013 19:49

Thats it. malalalalala ijj YYY constipacy.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 17 Nov 2013 19:58

YYY automatic conspiracy ij like hidden djinn. Malala ij holding paper meanj hidden threat of education and other such hidden tactics that are very easy to ban in peaceful lands.

Thij ij why peaceful ban books in pakilands becauj thij conspiracy bill make jahilia out of unjahilia lands.
un-jahil-ban-uddin.

menon s · Post by **menon s** » 18 Nov 2013 09:51

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 18 Nov 2013 10:06

Why are beepul saying there is no naanviolence in Pakistan hainji?

Just the other din Nasiruddin Haqqani was finished off with an AK in front of a Naan shop. Tell me, does any other country have this level of Naan-violence?

partha · Post by **partha** » 18 Nov 2013 10:42

Anujan wrote:Why are beepul saying there is no naanviolence in Pakistan hainji?

Just the other din Nasiruddin Haqqani was finished off with an AK in front of a Naan shop. Tell me, does any other country have this level of Naan-violence?

Diyar Anujanullah,

Eye intepretted haqqani killing differently. Haqqani stopped at the naan shop to have naan and he waj killed. So Bakistan haj naan stop violence and naat naan violence which ij a kufr concept.

AoA!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 18 Nov 2013 13:20

so shood eye get drive-bye naan or naat?

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 18 Nov 2013 13:37

Lalmohan wrote:so shood eye get drive-bye naan or naat?

Ij drive bye naan violenje better than naan violenje, eye pooch?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 18 Nov 2013 13:51

depends iph eet eej daan by blaads or creeps ijnt eet?

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 18 Nov 2013 16:11

How ij dehati naat see mithaai in purse and talipan supplied afghan charas? Such peace and civility of pak life ij naat seen by kooofffr.

Charas-al-mithaai-ullah

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Nov 2013 16:55

Lalmohan wrote:so shood eye get drive-bye naan or naat?

Lalmullah, do joo remember the sunni dins bhen bylance ujed to happen in front of paan ki dukann? Now daze, it is naan ki dukaan. Big peeroblem. No bhere to spit.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 18 Nov 2013 17:01

yej i agree, these dins are all shiite

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 18 Nov 2013 18:39

Lalmohan wrote:yej i agree, these dins are all shiite

Dat ij bhy al- bakistan shud hab a sunny majoritee. Goeeng oph to oph sum bums.

Jazzakoolaidarrah

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 18 Nov 2013 19:37

diyar raging_bull_uddin
pakistan aljo haj a sunni outlook
mild bith a chance oph shalwars and occasional hijabs

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Nov 2013 23:47

It ij alwayj sunny in bakistan. Thanj be to y'allah and our arap biratherj.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 19 Nov 2013 06:18

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 19 Nov 2013 06:18

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 19 Nov 2013 08:39

In sunni al-bakistan there are tannedhoors all ober the place for all kinds of naan voilince.

Man you:
Krachi Special - Drive by
Peshabwari Special - Hara-bhara
Rawalpindi Special - Stuffed and hidden
Lahori Special - Non-ah-methi, sunny side up
FATA Special - herp stuffed, 400% pure halal and shariah compliant
TFTA Special - Crajee bread that rejembles polio mard
Talipan Special - Slit (ziba) and stuffed
Malala Special - Boint Plank
TUQ Special - For Sit-in only
IMDIM Special - Packed in (NATO) Containers
Zia Special - Mango flavored
Zardari Special - Diet friendly (10% less fat)
Jahil Hamid Special - Corn-spirts racy, YYY (yand XXX) delight
Jihadi Special - Exblosions with every bite
Mushy Special - Don't let this one fool you. Every morsel is packed with a surprise bite back.
Nawaz Special - Combo of Lahori, Talipan, FATA and Peshabwari specials - fit for a Amir-ul-Momeen.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 19 Nov 2013 13:17

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 19 Nov 2013 13:59

Diyar rcaseullah
Juour restaurant looks totally mind and mush blowing!
Du ju gibb big big portions hain ji?

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 19 Nov 2013 18:06

Thij white gray hairy rabbit ij muj way of cleaning up face and peard apter heavy meal op magic chana of peacelands. Thij ij peaceful chana smile ij progress in peace lands.

Thij egaltirian hairstyle ij fashion around green baniyaan when nadaan rabbit stand on muj sitting. All thij remind muj of lands where certain way ij recommended to clean up after.

Chanaa-smile-al-clean-ullah

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 19 Nov 2013 18:13

that red eyed rabbit is the devil's work
what does that say about its fondler?

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 19 Nov 2013 23:13

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 20 Nov 2013 07:50

Top this, joo kuffar.

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 20 Nov 2013 08:12

^^^^^
Bhaat ij thij Miilli? I theenk eet ij a Kallekshun of billis. Een angrayji yannay pooseesj. Hain ji?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 22 Nov 2013 07:00

The case of the psychedlic guavas

Revenge of the world phamos Bakistani fruits ... After a case of exploding mangoes, we have a more down to earth sequel:

The heroin was found in a case of guavas on a Pak Business Express train during a search operation.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 23 Nov 2013 18:49

Behold maulanerj and maulanettej!! I breeng joo proof that bhee are of arap stack:

(This photo should become someone's avatar on PDF)

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 23 Nov 2013 18:58

bhen ju bole arab stak, are ju boling ki eet eej due to arab strap?

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 23 Nov 2013 19:01

^ I soch he means arap fourfather's stacking themselves over past Bakis repeatedly to produce present Bakis

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 23 Nov 2013 19:16

du ju mean arapdaisychain onlee?

kish · Post by **kish** » 23 Nov 2013 23:32

Thij is bhy i recommmond shariaah in Britanisatan. Thish Brit-Paki is off marriagable age (may be 9), ish not wearing Burka

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 23 Nov 2013 23:43

Eij pritish baki say no more jihard? Ij pritish baki say no more attacks no kooofffr? No? Then thij ij halaal.

One question : Waat if prones are painted green and called halaal-e-prone: will it ij halaal enough for average baki for whom pritish baki are speaking??

Halaal brotestations in priteen,
Halaal-e-painter-ullah

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 24 Nov 2013 04:00

eej that hari puttar behind the two bacchas? he seems to be holding a wand onlee

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 24 Nov 2013 20:28

Lalmohan wrote:eej that hari puttar behind the two bacchas? he seems to be holding a wand onlee

No, that ij our naya band master. He ij practijing bith an imaginary band.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 24 Nov 2013 20:31

Found my mijjing chappal from my imambargah (now under renovashun aphter the last bum bilast).

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 24 Nov 2013 21:16

"India and Pakistan are mirror images of each other and therefore we must have good ties. This is a necessity,"

jesus christ.. when will the neighbor yellow seemen think our muslims are not their hindus?