Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 15 Dec 2013 18:04

joygoswami wrote:

Love story made in jannat ( or made for jannat)

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 15 Dec 2013 18:20

^^^^ awr ju phellows paosteeng picks oph awr four phathers? Iph jo, thaen eye yam a vhery haapee ~~moolah~~ muleaah!

Jazzakoolaid bhee apon ju.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 15 Dec 2013 18:28

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 20 Dec 2013 03:10

Bakijtani Jushtish League. Coming to a sinemma niyar joo. Filim prodooshed by Ali Compooter Wallah.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 20 Dec 2013 06:22

vdutta wrote:

Bakistan's Burj-al-arap ij more advanced. The Doob-aai wala tower will get dooboed in the waater. Dew to frekwent sailab, Baki djineers opted for the comapct, mopible verjun - you can habe jour tower and ride it too! Cums complete with the arap and the kamil.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 20 Dec 2013 12:55

bye-da-way; eej abdul diving feet first into his gadha?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 20 Dec 2013 14:11

Apdul ij just doing full kamilty search intake proseejor. This is SOP for all apduls and kamils/gadhas.

Anand K · Post by **Anand K** » 20 Dec 2013 15:00

Draw moi like one of your French girls.....

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 20 Dec 2013 21:43

Al Christmas Tree of Bakistan

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 21 Dec 2013 22:58

Eij Iran brothers naat finance gas line oph Pakistan under excuse of no funds? Does it meanj phataa Abdul's gas line ij not recovering money out of thin paki methane air?

Ij India supply filter gas pipeline to Pakistan? Ij naat it ij like stealing electricity from under waterj?

Ij not it viable to sell chanaa across gas lines in Pakistan all over and give pakis to do pakistani technology all over to supply pakistani gas?

Wasting methane gas in Pakistan,
Chana-techullah

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 22 Dec 2013 05:53

Ispot the baki she-malej.

Madeeha Latif !! Actually she (probably a Khusra) is almost twice the size of other ladies.

partha · Post by **partha** » 23 Dec 2013 14:41

Outraje!! Taliban takes Pakistan hostage. Is this the way to repay us for supporting them when they were in power?

kish · Post by **kish** » 23 Dec 2013 22:56

Bliss to exjplain bhy to 'marry' christmas, bhen bios bakis have lotj of phirst cousinjs

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 25 Dec 2013 04:42

Why du Baki TFTAs nowadayz look more like Yindian SDREs ???

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 25 Dec 2013 14:39

^why no marry on Christmas meanj to smile phor?

Why ij one out of three pakistani ij happy with one phone in hand not ringing..

Look how one out of 3 pakij have no peard, one out of 3 pakij have no pink bandana and remaining pakij hab no sharam sharam smilej.

Three in one in bakistan,
Soo-smileullah

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 26 Dec 2013 07:01

^^^
That ij show of frandship - Anwar, Akbar and Ahmedi. They are akting in Baki movie 'Boom 3', directed by Jahil HamIED (piss be upon him). Ju can see bum chums, ghajwa biraders are ready for bum plast with soocide vests and mopile bhone.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 26 Dec 2013 07:07

^^^
Bhy ju should naat marry Christmas - Christmas did naat offer herself for marriage to profit. Hence must follow the way of profit and naat maary Christmas.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 26 Dec 2013 21:52

If nanha muj ij preparing for ghajwa-e-behind, bhy doej he habe bum istrapped to front and naat to hij bum, hainji? Bhy are the Yindians naat letting him get hij rasins diet in djannat?

Deans · Post by **Deans** » 27 Dec 2013 15:39

Nanha Muj might have got his Shalwar on backwards from an earlier GUBO session (seems to have a pocket in the wrong place).

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 27 Dec 2013 15:47

Nanha muj prevented from taking himself along with otherj bumj to jannat? Now jannat missing more bumj!

Outraged and outraging due to outrageous in Pakistan,
Jannat-e-outrage-ullah

kish · Post by **kish** » 31 Dec 2013 22:26

Bios baki benis threadd languishingg at thee bootom oph thish page. Bosting thish to bringg it up.

Aand aljo aapphy neeu ear

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 01 Jan 2014 07:57

Yappy Nu Year to all Bakis. Let us aal well cum da year with dij roohani ahsas. Wishing more blasts and beheading. AOA !

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 01 Jan 2014 13:42

Happy new year phrom Taliban

djinna willing, thij to come all end each year,
Nu-year-happiullah

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Jan 2014 00:30

Habby nu ear to all mullahs, maulanas, mujahids, nanhas, khushboos. Inshllah, 2014 will bring lots more akshun and humor.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 03 Jan 2014 22:24

Mush phargot his tush.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 Jan 2014 00:49

^^^

Mushy ij assuming the newly discobered yoga bose for curing ~~bluster~~ heart disease that was taught to his cumpatriots in 1971 by the ebil SDRE Yindoo kaffirs, which involved raijing up juor hands over the head.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 04 Jan 2014 01:20

Bob Marley with Bakistani jernail

Bob Marley without Bakistani Jernail

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 Jan 2014 03:32

^^^
One of them swears that he did not inhale!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 Jan 2014 03:54

Bakistaniyat spreading easier than margarine to tarrel and deepel fliend

Chinese nationals, who are best known for reproducing technology from across the world , failed to imitate a kidnapping act, even though they had used a foolproof strategy – use the name of a banned outfit.

This unique case of a Chinese man attempting to kidnap a fellow national is pending before the anti-terrorism court in Karachi. All three men involved – the kidnapper, the abductee and the complainant – are Chinese nationals.

According to the police, the suspect, Zhan Hai Feng, was accused of kidnapping the owner of the Zhejiang Ganghang Solar Technology, Yu-gang Bai. {Birader Jaan: "You Bhai of the gang, let me make you an offer that you cannot refuse. I will give you velly good deal"}

The prosecution claimed that Feng had faked his and Bai’s kidnapping and pretended that he was a militant belonging to the ‘Taliban’ when he demanded ransom from Bai’s wife. When he failed to receive the required amount for a few days, Feng returned without the victim. He told Bai’s wife that the Taliban released him while her husband was still in their detention.
Giving fake photographs to show that Bai was in the Taliban’s detention, Feng insisted the two men were kidnapped by the ‘Taliban’ and they should arrange for the ransom, said the prosecution. Bai’s wife became suspicious and told the police about Feng’s story. Subsequently, the police traced the suspect and recovered Bai. Feng, now in police custody, is facing the trial on kidnapping charges.

Now Bakis are accusing tarrel fliend of naat being able to copy paste mashoor Bakistani take-now-lo-ji. The Chini bhais had good tacktical plan, but did naat make it 400% certain.

panduranghari · Post by **panduranghari** » 04 Jan 2014 16:39

Jhujar wrote:paki C T
Yindian Kaphur MOM izz phlying phaster dhan Jannat recheeding phrom Aarth. Hain Ji. Will Yindian reech jannzt bPhore Mewmin & put paki proof lock on Darwaza?

They already youj paki proof lock on darwaza. That's bhay they like to youj yindian passport.

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 05 Jan 2014 18:28

As Salam Alaikum. bhat ijj thij fuss abaut GSLV. abor ispess pragram ij ahead of yindia. Bee are the first sooth asian to send coobsat in ispess. No yindian can achib thij achibmint.

You kafur yindian send Minutes Of Meeting in ispess (i still confoose. bhy someone send Minutes Of Meeting in ispess and celebrate it? I do not undershtand thij game). Anybay, bee send coobsat, which baay the bay ijj a satelight. And anybady knows satelight is way bettter than Minutes Of Meeting. (Seriously, bhy do you send it? bhat shicret written on it?) I hab already send a letter to abor ISI to caputure joor Minutes Of Meeting and read bhat is written on it. They said they bill soon order Coobsat to follow your Minute Of Meeting and cabture.

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 05 Jan 2014 18:34

Bhy awr yindoos celibrateeng GSLV lawnch? Hain ji? Bhee have lawnched maynee GSLVs. Awr djinn teknawlagee Ghauri Slow Lawnch Vehikaal!

Take dayt ju Yindoos.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 05 Jan 2014 19:55

Kooofffr don't understand meaning oph independence.

Yindoo satellite: four letterj like how many fourfather paki have.
Paki satellite: its High-ness Ali Mulk, Umdat ul-sitara, Hisam us-aasmaan, Mukhtar ul-Gubbara, Azim ul-jahaan, Rafi-us-shaandaar, Muhtasham-e-door, Mansur-i-Zamaanaa, Fidvi-i-Hazrat-i-Malika-i-Mua'zzama-i-Rafi-ud-Darja-i-pakistan, unkooffr coobsat.

Totally made in Pakistan,
-ul-us-ul-ul-us-e-i-i-i-i-ud-i-ullah.

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 05 Jan 2014 21:27

actually bakis are laughing at sdre yindoos at GSLV success. the real one is
is Gubo Safai Launch Vehicle.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 05 Jan 2014 21:39

paah! yindia only launches raakits put we have raakit-mards who launch themsalves daily.

SRoy · Post by **SRoy** » 06 Jan 2014 22:14

Six arrested for 'naked race' in Pakistan

Lahore, Jan 6: Pakistani police have arrested six youngsters in Punjab province for organising a "naked race" with Rs 20,000 as the prize money, officials said on Monday. According to officials at Gorali police check post, the youngsters - Arif, Maskeen, Arshad, Waqar, Ehsan and Abid - had decided among themselves that the winner of the race in Gujrat district, 120 km from Lahore, would bag Rs 20,000. The local residents demanded strict action against the youths. As the naked youths made their way from Gorali to Nat village, local residents spotted them and informed police. A police team reached the area and arrested them. A case was registered against them and police seized the prize money. The local residents demanded strict action against the youths.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 06 Jan 2014 22:43

the police had to beat back the local men who wanted 'first go' at the boys, and were seen to be taking the naked youths into custody for some intense inte-roger-ation shortly afterwards...

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 07 Jan 2014 06:58

Maulaners, I habe a pooch for all the hakims ....

Areint mangoes rich in vitamins, potassium and other good stuff that will make the heart khush?

Mushy haj dil ki bimari and hij enemies want to get him a T-vija (treejun vija). Woodint a krate of mangoes be good to take care of Mushy?

member_28336 · Post by **member_28336** » 07 Jan 2014 12:51

A french restaurant in Pakistan does not allow Pakistanis in it!

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2014 ... lowed?lite

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Jan 2014 14:08

caseullah, his wellwishers want to give him a kabuli-vija (aka najibullah) as well as a T-vija