Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 26 Feb 2014 03:47

Lalmohan wrote:ijnt seinfeld part of YYY kans_pirate_acy?

lal-mullah al confuji, bhy do joo furget the lovable baboo the momeen restraint owner? How can it be a kanj-pee-racy? Hain?

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 26 Feb 2014 09:53

partha · Post by **partha** » 26 Feb 2014 09:56

I don't always wear a hijab bu.. *boom* silence...

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 26 Feb 2014 15:46

Todin eye waj reading up on the desi geedhar on wikipee when bina warning eye waj hit with pelow .

In the Khyber area, burned striped hyena fat is applied to a man's genitals or sometimes taken orally to ensure virility. In Afghanistan, some mullahs wear the vulva (kus) of a female striped hyena wrapped in silk under their armpits for a week. If a man peers through the vulva at the woman of his desire, he will invariably get hold of her. This has led to the proverbial expression in Dari of kus-e kaftar bay, as well as in Pashto of kus-e kaftar which literally mean "it happens as smoothly as if you would look through the vulva of a female striped hyena". In the North-West Frontier Province and Baluchistan, the Pakhtun keep the vulva in vermilion powder, itself having aphrodesic connotations. The rectum of a freshly killed striped hyena is likewise used by homosexuals and bisexuals to attract young men . This has led to the expression “to possess the anus of a [striped] hyena” which denotes somebody who is attractive and has many lovers . A striped hyena’s penis kept in a small box filled with vermilion powder can be used for the same reasons.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Striped_hyena

Naw eye soching all mullahs here musht keeb a geedhar ajj pet and take it far daily shikar around LMU campus. Poys will be kus-e-kafter ly easy now.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 26 Feb 2014 16:18

uh-oh! eej eet praablem iph eet eej big big brown aphrikan haeyna?!!??!

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 26 Feb 2014 16:29

^
Lalmull,
Joo always GOT to pe the Alpha Mullah showing off juor pig bad geedhar hain ?
Curse joo a thousand fleas on jour pears.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 26 Feb 2014 17:24

bhel, iph ju are going to bring geedhar to phight, make suar eet eej a big one!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 27 Feb 2014 07:34

Lalmullah, eet eej naat sufficient to bring big geedhar to phight.
The geedhar haj to do jeehard to be share-yeah cum-pliant.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 27 Feb 2014 09:19

joygoswami wrote:

Winner oph da Mrs Taliban Cunt-asst?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 01 Mar 2014 20:59

Us baki boyz just wanna habe phun, no?

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 01 Mar 2014 22:45

Baki birathrhood sharing roohani ehsas. Aljo availaple on phone.

Phony ehsas oph biratherhood,
roohani-ullah

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Mar 2014 04:13

Can Bakis teach tarrel fliend new tricks? Here ij a Baki giving advice...

As far corruption, even UK specialists/advisors are asking China to follow chief minister of Punjab example (I wish ET could give coverage to that article in a separate news). This was published in biggest newspaper of China:
……………………………..To fight corruption, Beijing should look to Pakistan
Dan Hough suggests empowering citizens to report bribery, as Lahore has
http://www.scmp.com/comment/insight-opi ... k-pakistan

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 04 Mar 2014 06:21

svenkat · Post by **svenkat** » 04 Mar 2014 09:02

shahid raju

raa agints eberybere

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 Mar 2014 10:48

svenkat wrote:shahid raju raa agints eberybere

Wow, Raw yand Ju twogather. Bhere izz Ray Davis?

member_20317 · Post by **member_20317** » 04 Mar 2014 23:39

Na Atim Pum Pasina.

Last Baki looking out, to protect the assets from the Raw agent.

Raw agent has already put his evil eye on the Pum.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 05 Mar 2014 03:10

Haaw cum no hoje? Ijn't that SOP for all grime seen investinegashuns? Ij this a shariah cumpliant squad? One motorma with only three na mehram mens?

partha · Post by **partha** » 05 Mar 2014 11:44

Indian elections announced. Pakistan demands liberal voting regime to allow Pakistanis to vote in Indian elections. Pakistanis are a stakeholders of peace in the region on which Indian elections have a bearing.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 05 Mar 2014 12:35

South Asia, the biggest democratic region in the world, goes to vote. Hopefully they will reject influence of religion in state affairs and choose a secular government.

--Citizens of Islamic Republic of Pakistan.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 05 Mar 2014 12:37

hah thats nothing! in yindia they have one person one vote
in paquistan, there is - one mard one goat!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 05 Mar 2014 13:00

In Paquistan the Goat can vote on behalf of the goat herder's wife

Pakislam thought about animal rights in the 6th century itself, eat that you nekkind hindoo kaffirs

Jazakullah

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 05 Mar 2014 13:18

that is karrakt mahdiullah
that is why the goat has four legs, one for voting for each wife

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 06 Mar 2014 03:11

If it ij mard goat, it can vote phor 5th wife aljo...

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 06 Mar 2014 03:46

Pechaan kaun ??

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 06 Mar 2014 07:58

Lalmohan wrote:that is karrakt mahdiullah
that is why the goat has four legs, one for voting for each wife

Lalmullah, how can goat habe more rites than mard momin? (Momin haj one vote and goat four).

Lalmullah, Gaganullah, Mahdiullah -ju kuffrs are naat following true shaiah. I dicklair Jeehard!
Per Idiotology of Bakistan, one Baki mard should get 10 votes aj cumpared to one vote for the kuffar.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 06 Mar 2014 17:07

No No Mard Goat haj phibe votes

Zanana Goat haj phor votes onlee

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 06 Mar 2014 17:11

so ju dekh, in pakistan theyar ij hole new samajh phor hung-vote, split-vote, and double-vote
eye hope ju are naat soching to stuff ballot box hainji?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 Mar 2014 01:17

TTP & PAKINCESTAN MALSIAT MAKING

partha · Post by **partha** » 07 Mar 2014 10:53

maulanas,

pliss to form a shura to interpret this matter of grave concern -

http://www.jaagtv.com/specialreports.aspx?v=469

Wild pig enters into the premises of Supreme Court, injuring at least one security guard, Islamabad.

http://vimeo.com/88418489

rudradeep · Post by **rudradeep** » 07 Mar 2014 18:55

joygoswami wrote:Pechaan kaun ??

Aamir Liaquat Hussain. Phor the phul isstory, pliz to klik hiyar http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aamir_Liaquat_Hussain

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 07 Mar 2014 21:50

Aur khel Afridi ke neeche

http://kghub.com/umer-akmal-celebrates- ... loved-one/

Umer Akmal’s boyfriend surprised him last night after he flew all the way to Bangladesh to celebrate his performance in the match against SriLanka. The picture has been submitted to us by a team member. According to our source Umer is not interested in getting married to Abdul Qadir’s daughter instead he wants to take a stand for the LGBT community but he is fearful of his elder brother.

partha · Post by **partha** » 10 Mar 2014 09:18

These Yindoos are copycats. They have now got AAP. In Bakistan, all parties have been an AAP (Anti Ahmedi Party) since 1947.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Mar 2014 13:34

oh! eye thought eet waj allah-army-partie all thij taime!

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 10 Mar 2014 16:06

Take it you dirty dark kafirs, Momeen win the "Mr South Asia" competition. India may win the "Mr Asia" or "Mr World" but Pakistan is proving its regional power by winning "Mr South Asia". Hence it is truly representative.

Pakistanis are number one in body building and also in bomb building. The flagship pose of the Pakistani bodybuilders was the GUBO.

pakistanis complained that they have to apply tanning lotion on their body which makes them look like dirty dark kaffir and hides their central european horse riding.

mr South Asia

member_20317 · Post by **member_20317** » 10 Mar 2014 17:18

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/worl ... 517055.cms

At least Khujliwal stood his ground for 49 days.

.............................................

PTW the lund of the bious also has its own AAB now.

http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/new ... 743998.cms

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 10 Mar 2014 19:08

partha wrote:These Yindoos are copycats. They have now got AAP. In Bakistan, all parties have been an AAP (Anti Ahmedi Party) since 1947.

Bhy not PAAP?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 10 Mar 2014 19:11

Yogi_G wrote:Take it you dirty dark kafirs, Momeen win the "Mr South Asia" competition. mr South Asia

Around 40 bodybuilders from Afghanistan, Nepel and Pakistan participated in the competition

Bhy were the dark yindooj not inbited? Hain?

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 11 Mar 2014 11:37

anupmisra wrote:
Yogi_G wrote:Take it you dirty dark kafirs, Momeen win the "Mr South Asia" competition. mr South Asia

Around 40 bodybuilders from Afghanistan, Nepel and Pakistan participated in the competition
Bhy were the dark yindooj not inbited? Hain?

Short dark and rice eating Banias who are 1/10th of TFTA Momeens are not invited.

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 12 Mar 2014 18:52

Sania Mirza not happy with Pakistani balls! Will continue tennis in India.