Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 03 Apr 2014 15:44

anupmisra wrote:PPP leader arrested for issuing fake cheque

Chuttiana police on Tuesday arrested PPP leader Haji Ghulam Abbas ...

If ju commit chuttiapa, the Chuttiana bolice will arrast ju. Mind it!

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 05 Apr 2014 23:21

kish wrote:Thish ish a neu camasutra posijion.

Two pathan, one ball.

They practice it a lot, now a days its Afridi's turn to bend first.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 07 Apr 2014 14:05

Bhat ijj happening here !!??

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 07 Apr 2014 14:34

^^^
Tharqi ya shareef?
Ghulam ya malick?
Pliss to note rawheel's look.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 07 Apr 2014 15:45

^^^
So bhy ij TFTA Rawheel embracing an SDRE type looking moojahid ?? I socho that dis fauji ij a RAA Agint. Giveaway - He ij short, he ij dark.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Apr 2014 16:38

but du ju notij how they blend into each aathar? hain ji?

Sonugn · Post by **Sonugn** » 07 Apr 2014 22:29

Bhat is the meaning of this? I was searching for our rakkit organization, but this comes -

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 08 Apr 2014 04:54

^^^
It ij naat any suar, butt a Paki suar. That ij bhy there ij a 'P' in suarco.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 08 Apr 2014 13:04

^^ Bah bah Case-al-Cashmiri. Bhat an idea.

Peehold, Kala Kamaandu Hazrat Jaid Hameid(pbuh) ready phor Ghazwa-E-Suar.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Apr 2014 15:39

butt bhat ij kaali billi doing behind him hain ji?
eej it bhat all others do behind him?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 08 Apr 2014 20:46

That ij hij plack bussy.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 08 Apr 2014 21:36

joygoswami wrote:^^ Bah bah Case-al-Cashmiri. Bhat an idea.

Peehold, Kala Kamaandu Hazrat Jaid Hameid(pbuh) ready phor Ghazwa-E-Suar.

Do those shoes blink lights when he walks?

BTW, in the background there is a Black Cat, and he is pretending to be a commando. Hint Hint

I dont know what he wants to be when he grows up.... hint hint:rotfl:

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 08 Apr 2014 22:34

But he ij so bhite himself He should kalaa his munh to match everything.

Even the poots are not plack.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 09 Apr 2014 03:52

In hij firont paakit, he haj shotgun shellj. Then bhy by allahj grace ij he holding a masheen gun? Hain?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 09 Apr 2014 13:37

It ij purkha clad Pussy searching for Musha Rat.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 09 Apr 2014 14:14

those are naat shaatgunn shells, they are djinn grenades
phyrr one and green clad djinn appears to lead mujahids on camelbak to victory against kaffirs...

pralay · Post by **pralay** » 10 Apr 2014 00:07

bhy for ij the Jalil HamIED ij wearing white shoes of Jitendra?

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 10 Apr 2014 00:14

Bhere eij imported skii phor when time comej then paki downhillj? Thij paki ij going to jannat phor sure.

Importing for time comej,
back-al-skii-ullah

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 10 Apr 2014 18:00

Gen-newin Qweschan: Ij the vote phor wimmens in Kaffirstan India worth 1/4 or 1/2 that oph mens?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 10 Apr 2014 18:41

shiv wrote:Gen-newin Qweschan: Ij the vote phor wimmens in Kaffirstan India worth 1/4 or 1/2 that oph mens?

No logic allah-ood hiyar. Shivuddin, thousand stribej to joo for qweshchunning the shariya poliseej of the gloriouj ijlamic emirate of bakijtan .

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 10 Apr 2014 19:01

all money used up in buying fake machine gun and shot gun shells.

Shoes is second hand onlee purchased in Peshawar, the same place where Rambo got his IEDs.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 11 Apr 2014 00:15

Poaquacker Goat , One Minute Quicky , Every Morning

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 11 Apr 2014 04:59

Anand K · Post by **Anand K** » 11 Apr 2014 09:18

Mian Hamid dijblays the most gham-est case of Mard Mid-Zindagi Crisis I say! Bropably his own bandook no lock, load, cock and phyrr anymore without jammed mushy receiver, barrel failure and gas bleed. So he dresses up in warrior kapda and big stronk bandooks to make up phor it, hain? I would love to pick his bheja while he pourj out his emotionj on my mattrejj.

Yourj neurally,
Hakim Zikmahd Froudullah, Brafessar of Piskoanalyjij, Bannu Madrassa

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 11 Apr 2014 09:57

joygoswami wrote:

This is the same chap of the "Karachi mein log apno mein eid mananey ke liye.... camera man xxx ke saath Chand Nawab xxx news" fame.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 11 Apr 2014 14:50

joygoswami wrote:

As Gabbar Singh said "Pakistan ne hijron ki fauj banayi hai".

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 11 Apr 2014 21:05

shiv wrote:Gen-newin Qweschan: Ij the vote phor wimmens in Kaffirstan India worth 1/4 or 1/2 that oph mens?

Hakimullah, I will attempt to gibe ju jaan-e-whine answer to jour qweschan ujing the ijjlamic prince-e-pals of Bakistan.

1. Ujing sareeyah cumpliant prince-e-pals, kaffirstanis are entitled to life only as dhimmis by paying jazziah. Hence kaffir mens vote ij worth jeero. Kaffir wimmens can be ujed as slaves per the pook. Their vote ij worthless. Even goats get higher status than wimmens.

2. Ujing IEDology prince-e-pals of Bakistan and Lahori lawjic; one bious mo-men ij worth 10 kaffir mens. One wimmens ij worth 1/4th of mens. Hence one kaffir wimmens ij worth 1/40th of bious mo-men.

Eye naat knowing haw ju get 1/4 and 1/2. Ju need to attend mad-rash-ah to be reejaculated as Tellibunny!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 13 Apr 2014 15:45

Coming to a sadak near joo. Thij ij a baki invenshun of.....?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 14 Apr 2014 03:17

^^^
Ij this the Baki halal way of modeling wimmens clothes for western kaffir wimmens?

menon s · Post by **menon s** » 14 Apr 2014 17:27

Well a nice suit, for all the waiters at Udupi Narayana Hotel , Kottarakkara, Kollam , Gods own kuntry.

member_20317 · Post by **member_20317** » 14 Apr 2014 17:48

Asslam valykum Birather-e-Bakistan.

Ahlan Wasahlan, ahlan wasahlan.

Al Bakistan! has found its way into official dictionary.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Bakistan

Now Bakistan is true angrez lund.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 14 Apr 2014 22:40

menon s wrote:Well a nice suit, for all the waiters at Udupi Narayana Hotel , Kottarakkara, Kollam , Gods own kuntry.

Butt, bhy the antennae? Or ij it a par-a-sol?

partha · Post by **partha** » 17 Apr 2014 02:44

breaking neuj: TTP offers to mediate between Bakistan civil and military leaderships and calls for immediate ceasefire.

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 17 Apr 2014 20:56

Peehold the Baki Paap senseyshun bith your own eyez

I couldn't beelive my eyez

[youtube]watch?v=f8uK_mWnbr4[/youtube]

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 18 Apr 2014 00:02

Manish_P wrote:Peehold the Baki Paap senseyshun bith your own eyez

I couldn't beelive my eyez

[youtube=>>f8uK_mWnbr4[/<==youtube]

Eij motorham specially mention human eye at 2:35 becauj I wonder why eij he must mention specific eyej liek human eye? And bhere eij Taliban certified halaal dress styles?

Eij she singing phor special which is naat human but has human eyej? Eij caught red handed singing phor human eyes.

Talipan certified human,
Naat-al-singing-phor-speshul-ullah

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 20 Apr 2014 08:47

partha · Post by **partha** » 20 Apr 2014 08:49

^
Made in Pakistan. That's a lot of sh1t.

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 20 Apr 2014 08:58

Jihaaaard!!!! The pillars appear to be same like in Hindu temples.

Tower of pisa technology in some pillars.

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 20 Apr 2014 09:00

Thats a lot of vaseline hain ji? ISI covered it up by naming boxes as milo.

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 20 Apr 2014 10:04

spectrum eye ??