Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 03 May 2014 22:02

is Markhor the third cousin of Haraam Khor hain ji?

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 04 May 2014 01:06

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 May 2014 01:46

Kash usne ISI mark wala toothpaste istamal kiya hota to yeh din nahin dekhne padte

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 May 2014 09:15

He waj ujing the RAW neem stic instead.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 May 2014 09:56

up the RAWng end though judging by the anguish on the pench odd's chehra

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 05 May 2014 17:39

joygoswami wrote:

This guy is in cashmere and in al bakistan? That's some visa he has in his Indian passport.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 May 2014 01:42

Mahendra wrote:Kash usne ISI mark wala toothpaste istamal kiya hota to yeh din nahin dekhne padte

Paki Ke Daant , Dikhane Ke owrr, Bhokne Ke Aurr
Must be Da Inbreeding Brand CouzinmanthanManjan.

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 07 May 2014 20:39

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 07 May 2014 22:55

Zaid Hamid as seen by Geo News.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZMzphv24Oc

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 08 May 2014 07:07

Guejj who?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 08 May 2014 08:28

Mauleners I have a pooch. I yam from Maxico. My name is Pancho.

But in Bakistan yand Saudi Arabia they are not bronouncing 'p'. They are telling me "Oye Bancho, Ass Salaam Aleikum, Bancho".

I yam confus-e-d, bhat to do, hain ji?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 May 2014 11:43

diyar pancho the banjo, are any of juour saudi birathers playing kancho with ju?
are they boling ki "dont waarie, its onlee mai fingar..."?
p.s. do naat be letting any of them niyar jour ban, or jour goats

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 08 May 2014 12:44

anupmisra wrote:Guejj who?

Tough ask onleee. But it ij eajee to say who is more manlee onlee.

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 08 May 2014 13:35

more like guess what is she doing to his backside ??

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 08 May 2014 17:11

krishnan wrote:more like guess what is she doing to his backside ??

Gutter cleaning before the monsoon strikes.

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 09 May 2014 06:57

Yaad aa gaya Musharraf ki. Chalo ek baar dekh lete hai.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 09 May 2014 11:29

bye the way, bhat eej brave herrow jarnailissimo al house arresti doing these dins?
doej he still have dil ka daura?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 09 May 2014 14:56

No, he ij now habing broplem with hij spine that makes hij musharaff wobble. Only cure ij in phoren lands like Dubai, KSA, YouKay, Jewessay.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 09 May 2014 15:16

oh eye thought he got wobbl-e-musharraf due to daura-e-khas taknikis by jarnailissimo kiya-nahin whilst in ghar-giraftar

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 11 May 2014 20:31

Aphter four fatherj, then whose four ammij are theje?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 11 May 2014 22:13

Anup al misri, They are out their showing pair ka angootha (middle finger not available due to unplanned display of pindiliyon ka guda earlier)

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 12 May 2014 15:07

krishnan wrote:more like guess what is she doing to his backside ??

See hij expression and hers. Hij of axtacy and surprise, her's of jalousy, longing and disgust.

She has dekhoed:

A ra- agint- kuffa/
In -Mauleners- wide angle-guffa.
The Maulener is going- huff(a), huffa, hufaaaaaa!
Yand she ij farmaoing pitterly:
Bhy no kuffa in my cavernous guffa?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 May 2014 15:25

are ju boling ki maulaner ij naat a ruffa-tuffa, but a huffa-puffa onlee?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 12 May 2014 16:07

RedMaulener, berhaps the Motorma may be the real raaket -mard in the photoo....?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 May 2014 16:09

maybe she eej going phor throttle up!? houstonabad we habh a mushkil!

Virender · Post by **Virender** » 13 May 2014 05:50

Joo all darty peard old maulaner and round pottom jung mujahids,

I was just biziting Inqulabi ishtate aphter many a din as my third bife's fourth phather's unrelated Kushpoo caretaker's pootiphul dukhtar haz asked phor my superior adbize on the recurring dream her phather habing about kissing she camel bhile doing ahem ahem bith kushpoo . Az I hab ishtudid pee chaddi in "sex dreams oph men bimmen and third kind" a reputed madrassa under the custodianship oph a plind maulana bhile enjoying makka http://www.mountainviewpto.org/wp-conte ... opcorn.jpg and medina http://www.posharpstore.com/images/thum ... 8_600.jpeg
Bhat now i am hairaan to know that ploody kushpoo caretaker iz dreaming out oph syllabus.Zeeehaaard.......This dream is kupharrrr.......Its not mentioned eben in the holi pook oph adbanced dream ishtudiez.......Here Iz the glimpse oph the holi pook for all you Rakkit mards and Motor mamas.

http://www.myislamicdream.com/search.ht ... rch=Search

Ploody jaahal hab no underishtanding oph deen , only iph he cud do ahem ahem bith sheikh , how much arrah wud hab been pleezed bith him and granted him something beneficial .

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 13 May 2014 20:49

To al-learn-e-d maulanaj,

Waat iph I hab a dream oph a court-al-Pakistan bhere wild wild plasbhemy charges are al-bakare-d and Breac-e-HD ed? In wild wild plasbhemy al-bakara-ed, only wild khuspoo ij hab no name, ebryone elje ij named some bious namej!

In thij dream, bhat ij chance oph khoospoo-with-no-sacred-namej saved phrom plasphemy charges for phuture dreamj?

Saving my dreamj till no one knowj name oph khoospoo,
Dreamj-boo-khoos-ullah

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 15 May 2014 09:20

Qweschun phor maulaners:
Joo see Saudi Arapia ij West oph Bakistan and kufrYindoo land is east. When Baki pilots take oph in F-solah towards India their musharraf will face Saudi/Makkah. Ij thij allowed? Ijeet not haraam?

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 15 May 2014 10:10

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 15 May 2014 11:52

no ju phool! jarnail is haiding the atim bum!

partha · Post by **partha** » 15 May 2014 11:55

phinally the cauje for civil military imbalance in bakistan haj been phound.
civilian leadarrs are advijed to eat less pindi channa and more cheese burgers to correct this imbalance.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 15 May 2014 12:13

shiv wrote:Qweschun phor maulaners:
Joo see Saudi Arapia ij West oph Bakistan and kufrYindoo land is east. When Baki pilots take oph in F-solah towards India their musharraf will face Saudi/Makkah. Ij thij allowed? Ijeet not haraam?

Shiv-al-hakimi urf Anpad Dark Kaffir, Allah-hua-talla in his infinite wisdom made earth go merry go round round so when TFTA Paki Al Fizziyaa pilot will be facing Kffir Yindia, the pilot still will be facing Makkah after going around the world. Ha! and you thaaat that ju are smarter than the deen.
It ij like Ammi aljo being Phuphi at the same time....AoA

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 16 May 2014 05:05

Al Bakistan has Soup-e-rear power source too - Pindi chana gas! (refered to in local dialect as paad)
It sometimes causes vaccum explosions in the overcrowded cities and in Khyber Pakhtookhwa, but that is because the civlian gorment is corrupt and does not safely store the immense gas emissions.

Mullah Gagan Walkerullah,

May the force of vacuum exbloshuns be with ju!
I bropose admiullahs induct the term soup-e-rear in prf dickshunairy.

Soup-e-rear - condition caused by inner pakistaniyat and pindi chana gas, requiring a visit to pakistan. This causes the musharrafs of TFTA pakis to swell with a feeling of pride!

partha · Post by **partha** » 16 May 2014 05:07

bhery bhery important din for secularism in south asia. all bakistanis concerned.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 16 May 2014 09:08

Lalmohan wrote:no ju phool! jarnail is haiding the atim bum!

Dear Lalmullah-al-lawhori,

I socho 2 theoris. Either Jarnail is an SDRE( kiyanahi and all other are tallel than him) or he iij carrying the B@$t@rd Child. But whose child ij he carrying ??

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 16 May 2014 09:10

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 16 May 2014 15:16

joygoswami wrote:
Lalmohan wrote:no ju phool! jarnail is haiding the atim bum!
Dear Lalmullah-al-lawhori,

I socho 2 theoris. Either Jarnail is an SDRE( kiyanahi and all other are tallel than him) or he iij carrying the B@$t@rd Child. But whose child ij he carrying ??

Hu's indeed?!

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 16 May 2014 19:48

joygoswami wrote:

Eij yindooj now stealing polio drops from waater?

What all thingj yindooj steal from waaterj, now bious have to eat ghaas.

Eating ghaas and saving polio drops,
Waater-bin-electricity-ullah

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 16 May 2014 20:37

joygoswami wrote:

Bow!! Motormamaninja in high heelj. Soopaqaaanallah>

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 17 May 2014 19:12

^^^ motorham in sh-rear entry cum-pliant pose, ready to be tilled (per pook)!

Eewill yindoos have stlen baki waaters and even the main source of food haj become brown ghaas.