Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 03 Jul 2014 04:04

BURUR
Bismillah! Bhaat istamina, to istay one phipty yearj ij Paikhana!

Hij tol-e-rans mujt pe great
Or hij isense oph ismell must pe jero.

w/salam

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 03 Jul 2014 04:47

Mahendra wrote:looks like ayesha will have abduls beard for dinner

Ayesha ij whijpering shweet nothings in abdulj ear.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 07 Jul 2014 21:32

Strategic asses of Bakistan enroute to forming the caliphate in the global jihad?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 08 Jul 2014 06:10

Bhe nebber phigured out who waaj riding the bakistanis hain?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 08 Jul 2014 07:41

^^^
Al Saud and (uncle) Sam, the two key four phathers are riding the bakistani asses.

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 08 Jul 2014 09:38

RCase wrote:

Strategic asses of Bakistan enroute to forming the caliphate in the global jihad?

See-near maulaners could veriphy iph it ij Mahdi or Dajjal who will cum on huge ass: http://www.theallfaith.com/about-imam-mehdi.htm

partha · Post by **partha** » 08 Jul 2014 12:23

Disappointing South Asian railway budget. No new trains for Bakistan. No plan to fix circular debt of Bakistan railways either.

btw, South Asian railway budget proposes bullet trains but excludes Bakistan. There should be bullet trains between Yindia and Bakistan. Let India provide trains, Bakistan will provide bullets.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 08 Jul 2014 15:14

partha wrote:Disappointing South Asian railway budget. No new trains for Bakistan. No plan to fix circular debt of Bakistan railways either.

btw, South Asian railway budget proposes bullet trains but excludes Bakistan. There should be bullet trains between Yindia and Bakistan. Let India provide trains, Bakistan will provide bullets.

Forget bulletj. How about atomic espeshial trainj? Bharat probides the tracks and injuns. Bakistan bill provide the bogey and nooklear fuel.

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 08 Jul 2014 15:17

i brabose phindi channa train.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 08 Jul 2014 15:32

Kaffiro, Bakistan haj Djinn teknology.. Why do we need kaffir dijel engine wali train,,hain ji
Our Djinn and water driven trains will leave every Yindoo train behind and will emit Tight White smoke instead of that dark black smoke emitting trains

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 08 Jul 2014 19:22

So bhat if kufr hindoostan wants to get bullet train naw? Bakistan's nanhas have been getting bullet training for a long taime.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 09 Jul 2014 03:16

RCase wrote:So bhat if kufr hindoostan wants to get bullet train naw? Bakistan's nanhas have been getting bullet training for a long taime.

Martiallaw casemullah. Bhee are number bun.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 09 Jul 2014 08:08

BURUR,

Bored todin, so I waj saarching for Virgin hoors in baradise videoj on jewtube:

Bakistani version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdzusekB8cg

Arap Version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6P_UbBsZhc

The mards get 70 x 70 virgins, what do wimmen get?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSnlZLBUTX4

and so on...
ensoi !

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Jul 2014 08:35

partha wrote:Disappointing South Asian railway budget. No new trains for Bakistan. No plan to fix circular debt of Bakistan railways either.

btw, South Asian railway budget proposes bullet trains but excludes Bakistan. There should be bullet trains between Yindia and Bakistan. Let India provide trains, Bakistan will provide bullets.

India might have faster and longer range trains, but Bakistan has made more progress in integrating the engines to trains.

partha · Post by **partha** » 09 Jul 2014 19:06

that too "water kit engines"!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 12 Jul 2014 08:14

Ij thij troo? From the Sha-tire source: Pakistani women accused LeT Chief Hafiz Saeed is gay

Hain?

Thousands of women rallied in Karachi accusing Lashkar-e-Taiba Chief Hafiz Saeed as gay and not giving equal rights to women to join terrorist outfit.

"I am sure, he is gay and therefore he doesn't want us to join LeT," said Salma

Inkeeeelaaab Jinda-abad.

Rana · Post by **Rana** » 12 Jul 2014 18:28

http://www.thefridaytimes.com/tft/ittefaq-nama-14/

Anyways, kindly send me some bakoras for iftar”. At this Zia Saab asked, “bakoras?” I replied, “Bakoras, not pakoras because there is no ‘P’ in Arabic. So Pakistan is Bakistan and pakoras are bakoras.”

Again he turned to leaf, and I said, “and please send one cold bottle of Bebsi also”. At this he flew into a rag and shotted, “you have gone mad! Paagal ho gaye ho!” “Oh ho, Dia Saab, I am not paagal, I am simply baagal.”

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 13 Jul 2014 10:33

Aa Gullu Butt, galaye lag ja! Hiyar ij an open invitation for juor skills!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 13 Jul 2014 10:47

Madrasa Practicals period: OK, now which wires do I connect for it to go Kaboom?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 13 Jul 2014 19:09

lal topi wallah Ghajwa-hij-hind, jaid-mahdi (pbuh) ham-eid, on hij chariot driven by 72 horjej.

SriKumar · Post by **SriKumar** » 13 Jul 2014 21:21

RCase wrote: Aa Gullu Butt, galaye lag ja! Hiyar ij an open invitation for juor skills!

Aree miaan.....Rcase-ullah. I am conphused onle...I think Gulliu Butt is in the above bicchar. You can see Mr. Butt clearly.....So how come he be jumping to the bichhar in your post? By the way, Rcase pliss to revisit the original article where you get your kamaal-e-tasveer and look at the bichhar of the unique kursi design, designed by one mohtarma. The dejaine is bhery unique, like ~~shivalingam~~ electric guitar.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 13 Jul 2014 22:58

SriKumrullah,

That picchar ij missing the danda in all the right plajes. That ij bhy Eye yam conphused!

Juors bin-danda-ul-caseullah

partha · Post by **partha** » 13 Jul 2014 23:17

ij that Tiger Shroff in that picture bosted by RCaseUllah?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 13 Jul 2014 23:29

Did ju mean theje ~~shivlings~~ mijjiles that are ready to be painted into halal green nodongs?

SriKumar · Post by **SriKumar** » 13 Jul 2014 23:49

El-precisemento RCaseullah... it is mijjile technolojee, it ij also de perfect kursi for esteemed Ullu Butt Motorcycle-walla. (it also looks like giving someone the finger)..... this kursi ka dejaine should be patented. Only pure Qalandhar Consciousness could have provided such divine inspirashan.

kancha · Post by **kancha** » 15 Jul 2014 18:47

Al Bakistan Getting a Taiyyara Carrier next year

Jarita · Post by **Jarita** » 15 Jul 2014 22:58

http://www.theunrealtimes.com/2013/04/0 ... d-economy/

Pakistan proposes new multilateral body PRICS to reshape world order

Pakistan has proposed the formation of PRICS – a grouping of Pakistan, Russia, Iran, China and Saudi Arabia – to reshape the global economy and formulate a new world order in the 21st century. Accordingly, a proposal has been mooted to hold the first summit in Abbottabad on 02-May-2013 based on the theme “Boosting growth in the terrorism sector: challenges for the next decade” in memory of Osama Bin Laden who had single handedly done more than anyone else to undermine Western hegemony.

Making the idea of this coalition public for the first time, a spokesman for Pakistan’s external affairs said that all the countries have given an in-principle approval for the formation of the coalition. Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (North Korea) is also learnt to have shown an interest in joining the coalition to form PRICKS. However, it is currently only being considered for observer status. Indonesia also wanted to gain entry into the club, but Pakistan blocked its entry because a) of its allergy to anything remotely Indian and b) more importantly, the new acronym would have been phonetically awkward.

According to the figures(all figures hereafter) supplied by Katju Global Research Foundation, PRICS covers 25% of world’s geographical area, constitutes 90% of world’s citizens-without-rights, 80% of world’s illegal weapons trade, 53% of World’s Gross Black Money and 72% of world’s counterfeit goods. The group also lays claim to Arctic Ocean, South China Sea and parts of Indian Ocean. Between the five countries, the bloc holds counterfeit foreign-currency reserves of $650 billion and needs institutional backing to safeguard the illicit money. An idea is also being mooted for extending credit facility in counterfeit Dollars, Euros and Pounds under PRICS Interbank Cooperation Mechanism.

The PRICS charter proposes advocacy in the following areas:

Comprehensive reform of the UN Human Rights Council: The bloc wants UNHRC to be abolished as they believe any international institution advocating human rights impinges upon the states’ authority to restrict their citizens’ rights and thus, their sovereignty. The bloc also strongly condemns the international demands for minorities’ rights and sees it as attempts by democracies to destabilize their societies. Pakistan went as far as even denying the presence of minorities and consequently maintaining that the question of rights for them does not rise.

Banning the Internet outright: PRICS would also like to play a leading role in curbing Internet freedom and is evolving new standards in this regard. Many PRICS nations strongly supports the freedom to express ideas as long as the ideas are of those of the government. They were pleased to receive the support of some sections of the Indian Government and some prominent TV anchors in this regard.

Countering bogus climate change propaganda: PRICS also wants the world to stop spreading the rumours about climate change. The bloc accounts for 70% of World’s oil production and 80% of natural gas and China is now the world leader in burning fossil fuels. PRICS feels that all claims of climate change are canards spread by developed countries to destroy their economies and halt their rise to preserve the status-quo.

Reforming multilateral proliferation control bodies: PRICS accounts for 80% of world’s illegal weapons trade and this trade within the PRICS bloc swelled to $78 billion last year and could reach $100 billion by 2015. The bloc plans to use its clout to demand that PRICS as an entity be given full membership of the four multilateral export control regimes – NSG, MTCR, Australia Group and the Wassenaar Arrangement – so that they can access technologies from the other members and demand easing of export controls on them so that they can carry on their illegal trade. Pakistan also wants terrorism to be recognized as a legitimate economic activity and included under services in the computation of national GDPs.

World nuclear bank to facilitate nuclear proliferation: Iran also proposed setting up of a PRICS Nuclear Bank to lend nuclear weapons and related technologies to the nuclear-weapon-developing countries and break the monopoly of developed-nuclear-weapons states. The PRICS Bank will cater to developing world interests and will symbolize a great military union. Pakistan wants PRICS to recognize every sovereign nation’s right to peaceful nuclear first-use policy.

However, there are already cracks appearing in PRICS after Pakistan insisted that the grouping discuss Kashmir and Kashmir alone to the exclusion of other pressing geo-political issues, much to the chagrin of other PRICS members.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 15 Jul 2014 23:24

Musharraf holding gun to himself.

partha · Post by **partha** » 15 Jul 2014 23:45

BREAKING NEUJ: BRICKS bank agrees to fund $20 Billion Diamer Bhasha dam. No power cuts by 2018.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 16 Jul 2014 03:56

Anujan wrote:

Musharraf holding gun to himself.

Butt meets butt of Butt!

AK Phyr! AoA!

partha · Post by **partha** » 16 Jul 2014 04:57

http://tribune.com.pk/story/736313/nawa ... e-in-gaza/

Nawaz urges world to stop Israel's 'genocide' in Gaza

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 16 Jul 2014 16:23

Maadern taqniqs to train our khoofiya jaanbaaj. Thij bun ij kalled "guejj which patthar ij heabier".

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 16 Jul 2014 16:40

Thats kidney stone from Hamid Bul bul. Giant mard has giant stones.

Same pious stones are used to stone unpious woman too.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 16 Jul 2014 19:31

Ghazi bious mard ij about to delever justice per the wishes of allah to the munafiq mard in fore ground. What ij hij crime ju may asking? 'Shaving weird = raath of allah'

partha · Post by **partha** » 17 Jul 2014 04:05

Where Nawaz Shariff is checking hij heart beat rate standing next to hij boss.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 17 Jul 2014 05:05

partha wrote:Where Nawaz Shariff is checking hij heart beat rate standing next to hij boss.

parthuddin, do joo naat rekognije the loin of pakjab checking if hij buttooa (ballet) ij secure?

partha · Post by **partha** » 17 Jul 2014 08:45

^

that abdul carrying 2 stones? he ij a bakistani scientist out to study the nature of gravity. he wants jawaab to sawaal "if eye drop theje 2 stones at the same time from top of minar-e-bakistan, of the two beepuls standing below, who will get hit first? ahmedi or the shia?"

pralay · Post by **pralay** » 17 Jul 2014 14:19

UKstan is unjustfully accusing Baki diplomates for doing their daily choirs

bliss to take a look

Two Pakistani diplomats accused of serious crimes in UK in 2013
United Kingdom’s Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO) prepared a list of law offending diplomats, including two Pakistani diplomats who were accused of rape and kidnapping, The Independent reported on Wednesday.

The FCO’s list of “Serious and Significant Offences Involving Diplomats in 2013″ was presented by FCO minister Mark Simmonds in the British Parliament on Tuesday. The list contains the list of serious offences committed by 14 officials from nine different countries who were not prosecuted owing to their diplomatic immunity.

The list includes two Pakistani diplomats for allegedly committing domestic rape and child abduction.

Simmonds said the FCO had requested respective governments to lift immunity from diplomats accused in five cases of serious crimes last year, in line with provisions under the Vienna Convention on diplomatic relations.

In the case of Pakistani diplomats, the Pakistani government partially lifted immunity so that one diplomat could be interviewed by the police even though there was no legal obligation to comply with the British request.(LOL, Baki burka was lifted partially so that UKstan can check their varginity )

Without providing details, Simmonds said two other diplomats, for which immunity was requested to be lifted, had been voluntarily recalled by their countries of origin. A fourth diplomat was asked by the FCO to leave the UK. A fifth case continues.

Apart from the Pakistanis implicated, at least three Zambian diplomats found themselves on the FCOs list for offences ranging from driving under the influence of alcohol, causing bodily harm to sexual assault.

Two Kuwaiti diplomats were included in the list for driving under influence and committing a public order offence. Two Saudi diplomats were included on the list for driving while drunk – an offence which would incur serious punishment in their home country.

However, the unnamed diplomats are protected under the Vienna Convention, meaning they cannot be prosecuted by the host country unless their country of origin waives their immunity.

“The number of alleged serious crimes committed by members of the diplomatic community in the UK is proportionately low,” Simmonds said, adding that “The FCO does not tolerate foreign diplomats breaking the law.”

The minister said that the UK does everything in its power to investigate diplomats accused of serious crimes.

Full list of “Serious and Significant Offences” 2013:

Driving a vehicle reported as lost or stolen and without insurance: Sierra Leone 1

Driving whilst under the influence of alcohol and without insurance: El Salvador 1

Driving under the influence of alcohol: Saudi Arabia 2, Belarus 1, Macedonia 1, Kuwait 1, Zambia 1

Sexual Assault: Zambia 1

Domestic Rape: Pakistan 1

Child Abduction: Pakistan 1

Actual Bodily Harm: Cameroon 1, Zambia 1

Public Order Offence: Kuwait 1

diyar maulaners bliss find out who these 2 pious believers are

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 17 Jul 2014 15:16

Capshun waqt pleaj, dear maulanerj...Bhaat ij the padhi-likhi chashmeywali motor-mama trying to say? Hain?